Your shit is apart and it's rather unbecoming. It's supposed to be the opposite of that: together. Compressed in a small area. To achieve a solid level of shit-compression, squeeze the two hemispheres of your brain together. Share some recycled, over-compressed images you can find with your friends, maybe that will help.
Harry my boy, of course you can use this at work. It's free software.
Usage: shitpic [OPTIONS] <INPUT_PATH> [OUTPUT_PATH]
Arguments:
<INPUT_PATH> The path to the input image
[OUTPUT_PATH] The path to write the shitpic to
Options:
--rounds <ROUNDS> The number of rounds of jpeg compression to apply [default: 69]
--quality <QUALITY> The quality of JPEG to apply. Choose a lower value for shittier pics, faster [default: 10]
-h, --help Print help