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OWASP Juice Shop jingle / song #13

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bkimminich opened this Issue Jun 28, 2018 · 17 comments

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bkimminich commented Jun 28, 2018

Hi @braimee! You thought I wouldn't seriously open this ticket, did you?

(Visitors, please upvote (馃憤) to increase pressure on Brian! Thank you!)

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braimee commented Jun 28, 2018

Ok I think this is a perfect place to brainstorm the creation of a JS jingle/song. Give me some time to get a snippet started and I'll post something here for discussion :-). If I write the song...how do we turn it into a pull request. Is that what you do on GitHub? I'm still a GitNewb.

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bkimminich commented Jun 28, 2018

You mean into a PR in the Juice Shop repository? I need to come up with a Find the forgotten audible masterpiece*-challenge first where the hackers have to find the MP3 file. Could make it even two challenges, one easier for finding the lyrics and one harder for the audio file.

You could then PR just the actual file(s) into the repo. I can guide you through that process when the time has come, no worries,

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braimee commented Jun 28, 2018

Ah sorry. It was early in the morning when I wrote that post, and reading it now, it makes little sense. It was a joke that doesn't make sense...even to me.

Anyway, I'll get back to brainstorming the song. I hate to be a tease, but here's a snippet of the chorus I'm envisioning:

Juice Shop!
Juice Shop!

Billy Joel, eat your heart out.

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bkimminich commented Jun 28, 2018

The 馃ier, the better! 馃榿

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braimee commented Jul 9, 2018

Expanding on the idea I have for a chorus:

Juice Shop!
Juice Shop!
You can order tasty beverages in any quantity
Juice Shop!
Juice Shop!
Just don't view the site with Burp Suite or you won't like what you see

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bkimminich commented Jul 9, 2018

Monthly coupons offering discounts on the whole inventory

But why make do with cut prices when you can also shop for free?

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braimee commented Jul 12, 2018

Yeah!

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hackern0v1c3 commented Jul 23, 2018

Point SQLMap at juiceshop and watch the shells pop

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bkimminich commented Jul 23, 2018

Shopping twentyfour-seven all zero-day long? Only at the (insert chorus here)

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bkimminich commented Aug 1, 2018

I don't want to put any pressure on this totally voluntary side project that @braimee commited to, but I just kind of promised to play the jingle at this year's German OWASP Day in case they select my talk...

A lot more might still happen in the time between the submission of this abstract and the actual German OWASP Day. It might even have its own "commercial" jingle or song by then...

"Kind of promised", like I said... 馃檴

PS: GoD will be end of November, so no rush... 馃棑

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braimee commented Aug 1, 2018

I can't handle the pressure!!!!!!!! Well...maybe I can. I'll try!

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braimee commented Oct 2, 2018

Just checking - is this still an issue? :-)

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bkimminich commented Oct 2, 2018

Well played, sir! Nice try! 馃槣

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braimee commented Nov 15, 2018

Hello @bkimminich. Our dev team had another project fall through this morning and are now shifting focus to resolve your issue. They told me to tell you they can't promise a complete fix, nor can they even promise the fix will be any good, but they should have something to show you by your GoD deadline.

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bkimminich commented Nov 15, 2018

So, we might be 馃憘'ing to a prototype or MVP of the jingle at GoD? That'd be awesome, and I'd gladly throw my Columbo-themed final slides out of my deck for that... 馃憤

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braimee commented Nov 15, 2018

At this point my team is telling me it will be an alpha release. They're actually recording it right now and will have a hard stop in about 30 mins and will share with you their creation at that time :-)

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braimee commented Nov 15, 2018

Ok @bkimminich, please check out the following link and let us know if it will work as a temporary patch, with a full release due sometime in 2019?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ydjp51yj9zfq8d4/JuiceShopJingle.mp3?dl=0

When you want to shop online then you had better be sure
The experience is safe and also secure
 
Don't want to let no SQLi or cross-site scripting ruin your day
No, you want to break into a joyous song and say:

Juice Shop!
Juice Shop!
You can order tasty beverages in any quantity
Juice Shop!
Juice Shop!
Just don't test the site with Burp Suite or you won't like what you see
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