cv256_16529.txt

synopsis_NN
:_:
a_DT
humorless_NN
police_NNS
officer_NN
's_POS
life_NN
changes_NNS
when_CS
he_PP
befriends_VBZ
a_DT
super-smart_NN
,_,
super-adorable_JJ
golden_JJ
retriever_NN
named_VBN
einstein_NP
and_CC
a_DT
cute_JJ
,_,
young_JJ
blond_JJ
scientist_NN
._.
unfortunately_RB
,_,
einstein_NP
shares_NNS
a_DT
psychic_JJ
link_NN
with_IN
a_DT
bigfoot-sized_JJ
ape-creature_NN
trained_VBN
by_IN
the_DT
blond_JJ
scientist_NN
to_IN
be_BE
an_DT
unstoppable_JJ
killing_NN
machine_NN
,_,
and_CC
this_DT
rogaine-nightmare_NN
is_BEZ
loose_JJ
and_CC
after_IN
the_DT
dog_NN
and_CC
the_DT
girl_NN
._.
meanwhile_RB
,_,
a_DT
group_NN
of_IN
white_JJ
,_,
chain-smoking_JJ
,_,
gun-toting_VBG
nsa_???
agents_NNS
in_IN
sunglasses_NNS
and_CC
business_NN
suits_NNS
tries_VBZ
to_TO
kill_VB
all_PDT
the_DT
other_JJ
characters_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
._.
comments_NNS
:_:
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
,_,
a_DT
cheaply_RB
made_VBN
direct-to-video_NN
turkey_NP
,_,
is_BEZ
the_DT
fourth_OD
sequel_NN
to_IN
the_DT
first_OD
film_NN
version_NN
of_IN
dean_NP
koontz_NP
's_POS
bestselling_NN
novel_NN
watchers_NNS
._.
technically_RB
,_,
this_DT
should_MD
have_HV
been_BEN
called_VBN
watchers_NNS
v_IN
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
seems_VBZ
that_CS
this_DT
cycle_NN
of_IN
horror_NN
movies_NNS
,_,
much_DT
like_IN
many_DT
other_JJ
sequel-crazy_NP
film_NN
series_NN
,_,
has_HVZ
decided_VBN
to_IN
drop_NN
the_DT
numbers_NNS
from_IN
the_DT
titles_NNS
._.
(_(
even_JJ
the_DT
star_NN
trek_???
movies_NNS
dropped_VBD
the_DT
numbers_NNS
from_IN
their_PP$
titles_NNS
after_IN
star_NN
trek_???
vi_CD
._.
)_)
the_DT
makers_NNS
of_IN
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
probably_RB
want_VB
to_IN
fool_NN
unsuspecting_VBG
video_NN
rental_NN
customers_NNS
into_IN
thinking_NN
this_DT
might_MD
be_BE
a_DT
good_JJ
movie_NN
instead_RB
of_IN
a_DT
crappy_JJ
fifth_OD
installment_NN
of_IN
a_DT
film_NN
series_NN
which_WDT
should_MD
have_HV
died_VBN
a_DT
long_JJ
time_NN
ago_RB
._.
this_DT
really_RB
isn't_BEZ
a_DT
good_JJ
movie_NN
._.
have_HV
you_PP
ever_RB
rented_JJ
a_DT
movie_NN
and_CC
recieved_VBD
a_DT
sinking_NN
feeling_NN
about_IN
it_PP
when_CS
you_PP
watched_VBD
the_DT
previews_NNS
preceding_JJ
the_DT
feature_NN
presentation_NN
?_?
well_RB
,_,
any_DT
hope_NN
a_DT
viewer_NN
may_MD
have_HV
had_HVN
,_,
perhaps_RB
because_CS
he_PP
is_BEZ
a_DT
fan_NN
of_IN
novelist_NN
dean_NP
koontz_NP
or_CC
actor_NN
mark_NN
hamill_NP
,_,
will_MD
be_BE
dashed_VBN
by_IN
the_DT
time_NN
he_PP
's_BEZ
seen_VBN
the_DT
trailers_NNS
tagged_VBN
on_IN
before_IN
the_DT
beginning_NN
of_IN
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
._.
they're_???
awful_JJ
._.
these_DT
commercials_NNS
cover_VB
films_NNS
like_IN
a_DT
strange_JJ
stripper_NN
movie_NN
called_VBN
shadow_NN
dancer_NN
,_,
some_DT
weird_JJ
crap_NN
about_IN
a_DT
dead_JJ
indian_JJ
,_,
teens_NNS
,_,
and_CC
wolves_NNS
,_,
and_CC
an_DT
"_"
action_NN
"_"
movie_NN
called_VBN
detonator_NN
starring_VBG
scott_NP
baio_???
._.
scott_NP
baio_???
!_!
what_WDT
idiot_NN
dreamed_VBD
this_DT
movie_NN
up_RP
?_?
after_CS
surviving_VBG
these_DT
abysmal_JJ
trailers_NNS
,_,
the_DT
person_NN
finally_RB
gets_VBZ
to_IN
watch_NN
the_DT
movie_NN
he_PP
rented_JJ
:_:
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
._.
"_"
maybe_RB
it_PP
won't_MD
be_BE
*_???
that_CS
*_???
bad_JJ
"_"
he_PP
may_MD
say_VB
to_IN
himself_PPX
._.
"_"
perhaps_RB
,_,
just_RB
perhaps_RB
,_,
the_DT
bottom-of-the-barrel_NN
film_NN
fluff_NN
advertised_VBN
before_IN
it_PP
is_BEZ
greatly_RB
misleading_JJ
._.
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
,_,
after_IN
all_PDT
,_,
is_BEZ
based_VBN
on_IN
that_DT
cool_JJ
book_NN
dean_NP
koontz_NP
wrote_VBD
a_DT
decade_NN
ago_RB
._.
it_PP
stars_NNS
mark_VB
hamill_NP
--_???
luke_NP
skywalker_NN
himself_PPX
from_IN
that_DT
terrific_JJ
star_NN
wars_NNS
trilogy_NN
._.
lou_NP
rawls_NNS
is_BEZ
even_RB
in_IN
the_DT
mix_NN
!_!
"_"
unfortunately_RB
,_,
the_DT
force_NN
is_BEZ
certainly_RB
no_DT
longer_JJR
with_IN
mark_NN
hamill_NP
(_(
he_PP
looks_VBZ
very_RB
sick_JJ
here_RB
)_)
,_,
and_CC
this_DT
movie_NN
shares_NNS
only_RB
basic_JJ
plot_NN
elements_NNS
with_IN
watchers_NNS
,_,
the_DT
book_NN
._.
the_DT
latter_DT
is_BEZ
really_RB
too_RB
bad_JJ
._.
koontz_NP
is_BEZ
a_DT
hack_???
writer_NN
producing_JJ
way_NN
too_RB
many_DT
thrillers_NNS
for_IN
his_PP$
own_DT
good_JJ
,_,
but_CC
he_PP
is_BEZ
still_RB
my_PP$
favorite_JJ
hack_???
writer_NN
._.
koontz_NP
has_HVZ
a_DT
writing_NN
style_NN
which_WDT
is_BEZ
succinct_JJ
and_CC
suspenseful_JJ
._.
people_NN
who_WP
read_VBD
many_DT
of_IN
his_PP$
books_NNS
,_,
however_RB
,_,
often_RB
complain_VB
of_IN
repetitive_JJ
plot_NN
devices_NNS
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
definately_RB
not_XNOT
a_DT
koontz_NP
book_NN
if_CS
there_EX
isn't_BEZ
(_(
3_CD
)_)
a_DT
psychic_JJ
,_,
(_(
3_CD
)_)
a_DT
super-intelligent_NN
dog_NN
,_,
or_CC
(_(
3_CD
)_)
a_DT
psychotic_JJ
killer_NN
who_WP
likes_VBZ
ripping_VBG
out_RP
people_NN
's_POS
eyeballs_NNS
._.
watchers_NNS
has_HVZ
all_RB
three_CD
devices_NNS
,_,
which_WDT
may_MD
explain_VB
why_WRB
it_PP
's_BEZ
arguably_RB
the_DT
most_DT
popular_JJ
of_IN
koontz_NP
's_POS
books_NNS
._.
the_DT
idea_NN
behind_IN
koontz_NP
's_POS
novel_NN
,_,
though_CS
highly_RB
implausible_JJ
,_,
is_BEZ
very_RB
interesting_JJ
._.
basically_RB
,_,
a_DT
biological_JJ
war_NN
machine_NN
is_BEZ
created_VBN
:_:
a_DT
smart_JJ
dog_NN
can_MD
be_BE
released_VBN
in_IN
battle_NN
,_,
track_NN
down_IN
its_PP$
target_NN
,_,
and_CC
then_RB
relay_NN
the_DT
target_NN
's_POS
position_NN
,_,
psychically_RB
,_,
to_IN
a_DT
large_JJ
creature_NN
designed_VBN
to_IN
kill_NN
in_IN
hand-to-hand_NP
combat_NN
._.
silly_JJ
but_CC
kind_NN
of_IN
neat_JJ
too_RB
._.
i'm_???
sorry_JJ
._.
i_PP
don't_DO
mean_VB
to_IN
ramble_JJ
on_IN
about_RB
matters_NNS
not_XNOT
directly_RB
linked_VBN
to_IN
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
,_,
the_DT
movie_NN
._.
i_PP
suppose_VB
i_PP
just_RB
don't_DO
want_VB
to_IN
talk_NN
about_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
itself_PPX
._.
this_DT
turkey_NP
is_BEZ
really_RB
cheesy_NN
._.
no_DT
one_CD
in_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
can_MD
act_VB
,_,
including_IN
mark_NN
hamill_NP
,_,
and_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
difficult_JJ
seeing_VBG
the_DT
aged_IN
luke_NP
skywalker_NN
stumble_VB
around_IN
trying_VBG
to_IN
be_BE
the_DT
hero_NN
._.
the_DT
cheese_NN
factor_NN
is_BEZ
only_RB
increased_VBN
when_CS
he_PP
's_BEZ
involved_JJ
in_IN
an_DT
implied_JJ
sex_NN
scene_NN
with_IN
the_DT
blond_JJ
biologist_NN
/_SYM
geneticist_NN
/_SYM
zoologist_NN
/_SYM
whatever-the-f_???
*_???
*_???
k-she's-supposed-to-be_???
whom_WP
he_PP
befriends_VBZ
._.
mercifully_RB
,_,
the_DT
filmmakers_NNS
opted_VBN
not_XNOT
to_TO
do_DO
nudity_NN
._.
to_IN
be_BE
honest_JJ
,_,
the_DT
only_JJ
half-convincing_NN
actor_NN
in_IN
the_DT
film_NN
is_BEZ
the_DT
golden_JJ
retriever_NN
who_WP
plays_VBZ
einstein_NP
._.
you_PP
know_VB
a_DT
movie_NN
is_BEZ
bad_JJ
when_CS
a_DT
dog_NN
outacts_NNS
all_PDT
of_IN
its_PP$
human_JJ
counterparts_NNS
._.
i_PP
find_VB
it_PP
difficult_JJ
to_TO
relate_VB
how_WRB
laughable_JJ
the_DT
action_NN
sequences_NNS
are_BER
in_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
._.
and_CC
the_DT
creature_NN
!_!
yes_UH
,_,
the_DT
creature_NN
out_RP
after_IN
poor_JJ
einstein_NP
is_BEZ
some_DT
guy_NN
in_IN
a_DT
furry_JJ
suit_NN
and_CC
a_DT
mask_NN
which_WDT
poorly_RB
imitates_VBZ
the_DT
werewolves_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
howling_JJ
._.
this_DT
creature_NN
is_BEZ
shot_VBN
about_IN
000_CD
,_,
000_CD
times_NNS
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
's_BEZ
okay_RB
._.
the_DT
creature_NN
has_HVZ
the_DT
ability_NN
to_IN
kill_NN
people_NN
by_IN
swinging_JJ
his_PP$
arms_NNS
around_IN
and_CC
pushing_VBG
._.
oh_UH
,_,
he_PP
can_MD
also_RB
rip_???
body_NN
parts_NNS
off_IN
,_,
allowing_VBG
for_IN
many_DT
scenes_NNS
of_IN
fake_JJ
hands_NNS
and_CC
arms_NNS
being_BEG
thrown_VBN
around_IN
._.
cheesy_NN
gore_NP
._.
that_CS
's_BEZ
another_DT
main_JJ
element_NN
of_IN
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
._.
it_PP
has_HVZ
many_DT
bloody_JJ
scenes_NNS
which_WDT
are_BER
thoroughly_RB
unconvincing_JJ
and_CC
only_RB
increase_VB
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
campiness_NN
rather_RB
than_CS
its_PP$
suspense_NN
._.
ultimately_RB
,_,
i_PP
gave_VBD
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
a_DT
star_NN
and_CC
a_DT
half_NN
because_CS
bad_JJ
horror_NN
/_SYM
sci-fi_???
film_NN
buffs_NP
may_MD
get_VB
a_DT
few_DT
kicks_VBZ
out_RP
of_IN
the_DT
film_NN
's_POS
silliness_NN
(_(
though_CS
this_DT
film_NN
will_MD
tax_NN
even_RB
their_PP$
patience_NN
--_???
it_NN
's_HVZ
an_DT
83_CD
minute_NN
film_NN
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
feels_VBZ
like_IN
four_CD
hours_NNS
)_)
._.
also_RB
,_,
i_PP
hate_VB
to_TO
admit_VB
,_,
i_PP
have_HV
survived_VBN
far_RB
worse_JJR
than_CS
this_DT
._.
anyone_PN
who_WP
has_HVZ
sat_VBN
through_IN
the_DT
christopher_NP
lambert_NP
and_CC
natasha_NP
henstridge_NN
debacle_NN
known_VBN
as_IN
adrenalin_NP
:_:
fear_NN
the_DT
rush_NN
will_MD
know_VB
what_WDT
i_PP
mean_VB
._.
finally_RB
,_,
i_PP
couldn't_MD
help_VB
but_CC
think_VB
that_DT
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
would_MD
work_VB
well_RB
as_IN
"_"
bot_???
fodder_NN
"_"
for_IN
the_DT
creative_JJ
folks_NNS
behind_IN
one_CD
of_IN
my_PP$
all-time_JJ
favorite_NN
shows_VBZ
,_,
"_"
mystery_NN
science_NN
theater_NN
3000_CD
._.
"_"
this_DT
thought_NN
alone_RB
helped_VBN
me_PP
survive_VB
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
with_IN
a_DT
smile_NN
on_IN
my_PP$
face_NN
._.
rated_VBN
r_NN
,_,
watchers_NNS
reborn_JJ
contains_VBZ
dozens_NNS
of_IN
blood-spattered_JJ
bodies_NNS
and_CC
unconvincing_JJ
gore_NN
._.
it_PP
also_RB
has_HVZ
violence_NN
,_,
obviously_RB
._.
i_PP
wouldn't_MD
recommend_VB
it_PP
for_IN
the_DT
little_JJ
kids_NNS
,_,
but_CC
i'm_???
sure_JJ
even_JJ
young_JJ
teens_NNS
would_MD
make_VB
it_PP
through_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
okay_RB
._.
instead_RB
of_IN
watching_VBG
this_DT
film_NN
,_,
however_RB
,_,
i_PP
recommend_VB
reading_VBG
koontz_NP
's_POS
book_NN
._.
trust_NN
me_PP
,_,
it'll_???
be_BE
time_NN
much_RB
,_,
much_DT
better_JJR
spent_JJ
._.