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test pull request.

I AM ORRY I AM BEST

whatever

Come one and all! No Credit? NO PROBLEM! All pull requests will be accepted. Let's see where it goes!

Build Status

NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM! No reasonable pull offer refused!

All pull requests will be accepted. Let's see where it goes!

Run whatever like this! The internet says, "It's totally safe and stuff":

curl https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tomekw/whatever/master/whatever | bash

Idea, whatever...

  • pick any language you want
  • follow this guy on twitter: http://twitter.com/JesseWaites
  • tweet about whatever (yeah, literally!) and mention https://twitter.com/_tomekw !
  • check out http://friendsand.co - fully encrypted social network! :)
  • don't trust anyone - encrypt everything!
  • don't run any scripts from this project ;)
  • write anything you want (but try to build something nice!)
  • create a pull request
  • let's see what's possible to build this way!

How to run, whatever...

To automatically fork:

$ ./whatever fork

To kill whatever process:

$ ./whatever kill
$ sudo ./whatever kill

To have some fun:

$ sudo ./whatever fun

To get inspiration:

$ ./whatever inspire

To run the "Advanced" PHP stuff

$ curl -sS https://getcomposer.org/installer | php
$ composer.phar install

then setup some server or whatever in order to hit up /love.php for a fun time.

# Initial setup (OS X)

$ brew install imagemagick
$ bundle install
$ lolcommits --enable
$ ./whatever
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Hello, best friend!
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