Not because we must do it, but because we can!

A list of awesome and awkward computer science techniques and algorithms maybe created by Satan and by hidden forces work, that is not because we must do it, but because we can do it!

PHP

• Lime - Lime is a LALR(1) parser generator written in PHP.
• PhpGenerics - Here be dragons. WTF!?
• PHPPHP - A PHP VM implementation in PHP
• Rawr - Implements a lot of features to the PHP language
• ElePHPants-Love-Coffee - Zend Engine III opcodes directly into JavaScript - Why, Andrea, why?
• Yolo - The micro framework with swag.
• YAY! - A PHP preprocessor that allows anyone to augment PHP with PHP.
• PHP-GUI - Extensionless PHP Graphic User Interface library
• Quack - 🐤 A multi-paradigm programming language with gradual and duck typing that targets PHP and JS

C

• Recursive For Loop - There is no notion in people's head.
• Recursive Macros - C Preprocessor Magic
• Macro Tricks - Because we can
• Kore - Fast framework for web APIs.

C++

• Brainfuck - Brainfuck virtual machine written in TMP (Template MetaProgramming).
• Church Numerals - Implementing Church Numerals with TMP.
• [String Obfuscation] (https://www.blackhat.com/docs/eu-14/materials/eu-14-Andrivet-C-plus-plus11-Metaprogramming-Applied-To-software-Obfuscation-wp.pdf) - Metaprogramming applied to software obfuscation
• [Binary Obfuscation] (https://www.cisuc.uc.pt/publication/showfile?fn=1357250736_metaobfv3.pdf) - Binary code obfuscation through C++ template metaprogramming

Haskell

• hs-language-php - A PHP compiler/interpreter written in Haskell.

COBOL

• COBOL on Wheelchair - Micro web-framework for COBOL.

Brainfuck

• Hanoi Towers Solver - A Hanoi Towers solver in Brainfuck!

BAT

• Dos on Dope - MVC with AspNet and BAT files

T-SQL

• Brainfuck - Brainfuck virtual machine written in T-SQL!

Assembly x86

• AsmIL - Why not? lets program in assembly 80386 for the Web!!!

JavaScript

• Iodine GBA - A GameBoy Advance emulator written in JavaScript and HTML5. They didn't...

Python

• Pyhell - An importer which enables the Python to import any Haskell module and use them like a regular python module.

Shell Script

• docker-fiboid - Recursive Fibonacci with Docker inside Docker inside Docker inside...
• dockercraft - A simple Minecraft Docker client, to visualize and manage Docker containers.