I only hear 1 beep.

[lgarron]

I want my money back.

[feross]

User error. ;-)

var beep = require('beepbeep')

beep(); beep();

[lgarron]

But it's all about chaining these days. Why not beep.beep() or at least beep().beep()? A proof of concept:

exports = module.exports = (function() {
  function repeatStr(s, n){t = ""; for(i = 0; i < n; i++){t += s;}; return t;}
  var f = [function() {console.log('\007');}];
  for (var i = 1; i < 32; i++) { f[i-1].beep = f[i] = (function(i){console.log(repeatStr('\007', i+1));}).bind(this, i);}
  return f[0];
})();

Then you can just call:

beep.beep.beep.beep();

[feross]

👍 Send it as a pull request!