Match the memes better.

lib/memes.rb

@@ -1,28 +1,28 @@
 module Memetron
   MEMES = {
     # "a wild ruby library appears"
-    :pokemon => /a wild (.*) appears/i,
+    :pokemon => /a wild (.+) appears/i,
 
     # "I don't always write regexp but when I do they break"
-    :dos_equis => /I don'?t always (.*) but when I do? (.*)/i,
+    :dos_equis => /I don'?t always (.+) but when I do? (.+)/i,
 
     # "North Korea is best Korea"
-    :is_best => /(\w*\b) (\w*\b) is best (\w*\b)/i,
+    :is_best => /(\w+\b) (\w+\b) is best (\w+\b)/i,
 
     # Yo dawg I heard you like regexp so I put a regexp in your regexp so you can blah
-    :yo_dawg => /yo dawg I hea?rd you like (.*) so I put a (.*) in your (.*) so you can (.*) while you (.*)/i,
+    :yo_dawg => /yo dawg I hea?rd you like (.+) so I put a (.+) in your (.+) so you can (.+) while you (.+)/i,
 
     # cant tell if this project is going to go anywhere or just end up on the bottom of my github profile
     # not sure if blah or blah
-    :fry => /(can'?t tell|not sure) if (.*) or (.*)/i,
+    :fry => /(can'?t tell|not sure) if (.+) or (.+)/i,
 
     # lets take all the memes and put them over here
-    :patrick => /let'?s take all the (.*) and put them over here/i,
+    :patrick => /let'?s take all the (.+) and put them over here/i,
 
-    # soon
-    :soon => /soon/i,
+    # "soon" or "soon." or "soon..."
+    :soon => /^soon(\.|\.{3})?$/i,
 
-    # Y U NO?
-    :y_u_no? => /(.*) Y U NO (.*)?/i,
+    # Y U NO DO THIS?
+    :y_u_no? => /(.*)Y U NO (.*)\?/i,
   }
 end