Pointless Image To CSS box-shadow Converter

You suck at CSS but want to impress your friends anyway? This PHP class converts an image to thousands of CSS lines of box-shadow properties. It's totally pointless... but life is pointless...

Demo:

You can see a demonstration on CodePen.io.

http://codepen.io/jaysalvat/pen/HaqBf

Example:

include 'PointlessImageToCssConverter.php';

$img = new PointlessImageToCssConverter("monalisa.jpg");
$img->setWidth(200);
$img->setPixelSize(4);
$img->setBlur(4);

echo $img->computeStyle();

Note:

GD extension required.

http://www.php.net/manual/en/book.image.php