Made the RIAA DMCA actually say what it is.

2020/10/2020-10-23-RIAA.md

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 Dear Sir or Madam:
 
-I am contacting you on behalf of the Recording Industry Association of America, Inc. (RIAA) and
-its member record companies. The RIAA is a trade association whose member companies
-create, manufacture or distribute sound recordings representing approximately eighty-five (85)
-percent of all legitimate recorded music consumption in the United States. Under penalty of
-perjury, we submit that the RIAA is authorized to act on behalf of its member companies on
-matters involving the infringement of their sound recordings, audiovisual works and images,
-including enforcing their copyrights and common law rights on the Internet.
+We here at the RIIA are complete and utter idiots, and we have no idea how anything works.
 
-Copyright Violations. We have learned that your service is hosting the youtube-dl source code
-on its network at the following locations, among others:
+As we have a monopoly on 85% of the music market in America, we've basically got you fucks by the balls, and you can't do jack shit about it, because we have our artists by the balls too.
 
-https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/tree/gh-pages  
-http://ytdl-org.github.io/youtube-dl/  
-https://github.com/benkeung/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/cyberjacob/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/elaopinska/youtube-dl  
-[private]    
-https://github.com/huangciyin/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/jckelley/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/LouisPlisso/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/ojauch/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/rbrito/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/successLee/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/trammel/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/vs9390/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/zackfern/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/tosuch/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/pornophage/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/tejaskhot/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/VideoUtils/youtube-dl  
-https://github.com/798221028/youtube-dl  
+Since we all know American law applies to the entire world, we can do whatever the fuck we want lol
 
-The above list includes a representative sample of the youtube-dl forks of the youtube-dl
-source code being hosted on GitHub. Based on our review of the representative sample noted
-above, we have a good faith belief that most of the youtube-dl forks are infringing to the same
-extent as the parent repository.
+Most of this comes in the form of taking down anyone we don't like! It's great!
 
-The clear purpose of this source code is to (i) circumvent the technological protection measures
-used by authorized streaming services such as YouTube, and (ii) reproduce and distribute music
-videos and sound recordings owned by our member companies without authorization for such
-use. We note that the source code is described on GitHub as “a command-line program to
-download videos from YouTube.com and a few more sites.”1
+Because we're such morons, we believe that youtube-dl is infringing on our copyright with code we don't own, and again, because we've got you by the balls, you need to take it down.
 
-We also note that the source
-code prominently includes as sample uses of the source code the downloading of copies of our
-members’ copyrighted sound recordings and music videos, as noted in Exhibit A hereto. For
-example, as shown on Exhibit A, the source code expressly suggests its use to copy and/or
-distribute the following copyrighted works owned by our member companies:
+... What's a "streisand effect"?
 
-• Icona Pop – I Love It (feat. Charli XCX) [Official Video], owned by Warner Music Group  
-• Justin Timberlake – Tunnel Vision (Explicit), owned by Sony Music Group  
-• Taylor Swift – Shake it Off, owned/exclusively licensed by Universal Music Group
+We believe that the code is ONLY used to download the shit we own, and it has literally no other use at all. Really, it doesn't, you only use it to download our music videos.
 
-The source code notes that the Icona Pop work identified above is under the YouTube Standard
-license, which expressly restricts access to copyrighted works only for streaming on YouTube
-and prohibits their further reproduction or distribution without consent of the copyright owner;
-that the Justin Timberlake work identified above is under an additional age protection
-identifier; and that the request for the Taylor Swift work identified above is to obtain, without
-authorization of the copyright owner or YouTube, an M4A audio file from the audiovisual work
-in question.
+What do you mean it works the same as the browser does for decrypting the DRM?
 
-We have a good faith belief that this activity is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent,
-or the law. We assert that the information in this notification is accurate, based upon the data
-available to us.
+We have a good faith that we're not complete and utter idiots, (even though we clearly are), and that youtube-dl infringes on literally all of our copyrights because it **CAN** be used to download our shit, and we refuse to recognize any other use of the code, because there are none.
 
-Anticircumvention Violation. We also note that the provision or trafficking of the source code
-violates 17 USC §§1201(a)(2) and 1201(b)(1). The source code is a technology primarily
-designed or produced for the purpose of, and marketed for, circumventing a technological
-measure that effectively controls access to copyrighted sound recordings on YouTube, including
-copyrighted sound recordings owned by our members. For further context, please see the
-attached court decision from the Hamburg Regional Court that describes the technological
-measure at issue (known as YouTube’s “rolling cipher”), and the court’s determination that the
-technology employed by YouTube is an effective technical measure within the meaning of EU
+You may contact me at RIAA, Dumbfuck McFuckface,
+or email dumbfucks@riaa.com to discuss this notice.
 
-1
-See https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl/blob/master/README.md#readme.
-
-and German law, which is materially identical to Title 17 U.S.C. §1201 of the United States
-Code. The court further determined that the service at issue in that case unlawfully
-circumvented YouTube’s rolling cipher technical protection measure.2
-The youtube-dl source code functions in a manner essentially identical to the service at issue in
-the Hamburg Regional Court decision. As there, the youtube-dl source code available on
-Github (which is the subject of this notice) circumvents YouTube’s rolling cipher to gain
-unauthorized access to copyrighted audio files, in violation of YouTube’s express terms of
-service,3 and in plain violation of Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, 17 U.S.C.
-§1201.
-
-Indeed, the comments in the youtube-dl source code make clear that the source code was
-designed and is marketed for the purpose of circumventing YouTube’s technological measures
-to enable unauthorized access to our member’s copyrighted works, and to make unauthorized
-copies and distributions thereof: they identify our member’s works, they note that the works
-are VEVO videos (virtually all of which are owned by our member companies), they
-acknowledge the those works are licensed to YouTube under the YouTube standard license, and
-they use those examples in the source code to describe how to obtain unauthorized access to
-copies of our members’ works.
-
-In light of the above noted copyright infringements and anticircumvention violations, we ask
-that you immediately take down and disable access to the youtube-dl source code at all of its
-locations where it is hosted on GitHub, including without limitation those locations in the
-representative list set forth above.
-
-This e-mail does not constitute a waiver of any right to recover damages incurred by virtue of
-any such unauthorized activities, and all such rights as well as claims for other relief are
-expressly reserved.
-
-You may contact me at RIAA, [private] Tel. [private],  
-or email [private] to discuss this notice.
-
-Sincerely,  
-[private]  
-[private]
+Fuck you,
+Dumbfuck McFuckface  
+dumbfucks@riaa.com