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# Jonny Campbell (@jonnycampbell)
questions = [
- "____? There's a app for that.",
- "Why can't I sleep at night?",
- "What's that smell?",
+ "_____ kid tested mother approved.",
+ "_____: good to the last drop.",
+ "_____? There's an app for that.",
+ "_____. Betcha can't have just one.",
+ "_____. High five bro.",
+ "_____. It's a trap!",
+ "_____. That's how I want to die.",
+ "(Draw 2, Pick 3) _____ + _____ = _____",
+ "(Draw 2, Pick 3) I went from – to _____, all thanks to.",
+ "(Pick 2) _____ would be woefully incomplete without _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) – is a slippery slope that leads to _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) An international tribunal has found – guilty of _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) An the Academy Award for – goes to _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) Before _____, all we had was_____.",
+ "(Pick 2) Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the office of – has denied your request for _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) For my next trick, I will pull – out of _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) I never truly understood – until I encountered _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) I spent my whole life working toward _____, only to have it ruined by _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) If God didn't want us to enjoy _____, he wouldn't have given us _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) In a pinch, _____ can be a suitable substitute for _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) In M. Night Shamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been – all along."
+ "(Pick 2) Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) Michael Bay's new three_____hour action epic pits – against _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is – stuffed with _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) Step 1: _____ Step 2_____ Step 3: Profit.",
+ "(Pick 2) That's right I killed _____. How you ask? _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?",
+ "(Pick 2) When I was tripping on acid – turned into _____.",
+ "(Pick 2) You haven't truly lived until you've experienced – and – at the same time.",
+ "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
+ "After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _____.",
+ "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on “More _____!”",
+ "After the earthquake, Sean Penn bought ______ to the people of Haiti.",
+ "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
+ "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.",
+ "Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.",
+ "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
+ "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____.",
+ "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
+ "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
+ "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
+ "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice.",
+ "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
+ "During Picasso's often_____overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.",
+ "During sex, I like to think about _____.",
+ "Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _____.",
+ "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _____.",
+ "He who controls _____ controls the world.",
+ "How am I maintaining my relationship status.",
+ "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______.",
+ "I drink to forget _____.",
"I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
- "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?",
- "What's the next Happy Meal toy?",
- "Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ____.",
- "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.",
- "During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period he produced hundreds of paintings of ____.",
- "Alternative medecine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.",
- "What's that sound?",
- "What ended my last relationship?",
- "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.",
- "I drink to forget ____.",
- "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
- "This is the way the worlds ends. Not with a bang but with ____.",
- "What's a girl's best friend?",
- "TSA guidelines now prohibits ____ on airplanes.",
- "____. This is how I die.",
- "For my next trick I will pull ____ out of ____.",
- "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time.",
- "____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.",
- "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
- "I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ____.",
- "Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children ____.",
- "What's the most emo?",
- "In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ____ will be our currency.",
- "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? (Choose 2)",
- "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ___ all along.",
- "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.",
- "_____. Betcha can't have just one!",
- "White people like ____.",
- "____. High five, bro.",
- "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.",
- "In a world savaged by ____, our only solace is _____.",
+ "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
+ "I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
+ "In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.",
+ "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
+ "In his new self_____produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
+ "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
+ "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
+ "In L.A. county Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
+ "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.",
+ "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
+ "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
+ "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
+ "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____ .",
+ "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.",
+ "Jesus is _____.",
+ "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
+ "Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
+ "Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
+ "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
+ "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
+ "MTV's new reality show features eight washed_____up celebrities living with _____.",
+ "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
+ "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _____.com/_____.",
+ "My new favorite porn star is Joey “_____” McGee.",
+ "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
+ "Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.",
+ "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
+ "On the third day of Christmas, my true love game to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _____.",
+ "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
+ "Science will never explain the origin of _____.",
+ "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____",
+ "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
+ "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
+ "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____ acceptance.",
+ "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
+ "The socialist governments of Scandanavia have declared that access to – is a basic human right.",
+ "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _____.",
+ "This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of – to save Christmas.",
+ "This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with _____.",
+ "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
+ "This month's Cosmo: 'Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom.'",
+ "This reason on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.",
+ "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
+ "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
+ "Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _____.",
"War! What is it good for?",
- "During sex, I like to think about ____.",
+ "What am I giving up for Lent?",
"What are my parents hiding from me?",
- "What will always get you laid?",
- "When I'm in prison, I'll have ____ smuggled in.",
+ "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
"What did I bring back from Mexico?",
+ "What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
+ "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
+ "What do old people smell like?",
+ "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",
- "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
- "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
- "____. It's a trap!",
- "Coming to Broadway this season, ____.",
- "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.",
- "After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ____ to the people of New Orleans.",
- "Due to a PR fiasco, Tesco no longer offers ____.",
- "In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is ____ trapped in the body of ____.",
- "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is ____ stuffed with ____.",
- "But before I kill you, Mr Bond, I must show you ____.",
+ "What ended my last relationship?",
+ "What gets better with age?",
"What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
- "What do old people smell like?",
- "The class field trip was completely ruined by ____.",
- "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____.",
- "What's my secret power?",
- "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
- "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
- "I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.",
- "The US has begun airdropping ___ to the children of Afghanistan.",
+ "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
"What helps Obama unwind?",
- "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
- "____: Good to the last drop.",
- "Why am I sticky?",
- "What gets better with age?",
- "____: kid-tested.",
- "What's the crustiest?",
- "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% after being exposed to ____.",
- "Life was difficult for cavemen before _____.",
- "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ____.",
- "Why do I hurt all over?",
- "What am I giving up for Lent?",
- "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ____.",
- "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ____.",
- "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ____.",
- "When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____.",
- "That's right, I killed ____, How, you ask ? ____.",
- "What's my anti-drug?",
+ "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
+ "What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?",
"What never fails to liven up the party?",
+ "What people like _____.",
+ "What will always get you laid?",
+ "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
+ "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
+ "What's a girl's best friend?",
+ "What's my anti-drug?",
+ "What's my secret power?",
+ "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
+ "What's that smell?",
+ "What's that sound?",
+ "What's the crustiest?",
+ "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
+ "What's the most emo?",
"What's the new fad diet?",
- "Major League Baseball has banned ____ for giving players an unfair advantage."
+ "What's the next Happy Meal toy?",
+ "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
+ "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
+ "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50_____foot statue to commemorate _____.",
+ "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
+ "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
+ "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
+ "When the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.",
+ "Why am I sticky?",
+ "Why can't I sleep at night?",
+ "Why do I hurt all over?"
]
answers = [
- "Coat hanger abortions",
- "Man meat",
- "Autocannibalism",
- "Vigorous jazz hands",
- "Flightless birds",
- "Pictures of boobs",
- "Doing the right thing",
- "Hunting accidents",
- "A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth",
- "The violation of our most basic human rights",
- "Viagra",
- "Self-loathing",
- "Spectacular abs",
- "An honest cop with nothing left to lose",
- "Abstinence",
- "A balanced breakfast",
- "Mountain Dew Code Red",
- "Concealing a boner",
- "Roofies",
- "Tweeting",
- "The Big Bang",
- "Amputees",
- "Dr. Marting Luther King Jr",
- "Former President George W. Bush",
- "Being marginalized",
- "Smegma",
- "Laying an egg",
- "Cuddling",
- "Aaron Burr",
- "The Pope",
- "A bleached asshole",
- "Horse meat",
- "Genital piercings",
- "Fingering",
- "Elderly Japanese men",
- "Stranger danger",
- "Fear itself",
- "Science",
- "Praying the gay away",
- "Same-sex ice dancing",
- "The terrorists",
- "Making sex at her",
- "German dungeon porn",
- "Bingeing and purging",
- "Ethnic cleansing",
- "Cheating in the Special Olympics",
- "Nickelback",
- "Heteronormativity",
- "William Shatner",
- "Making a pouty face",
- "Chainsaws for hands",
- "The placenta",
- "The profoundly handicapped",
- "Tom Cruise",
- "Object permanence",
- "Goblins",
- "An icepick lobotomy",
- "Arnold Schwarzenegger",
- "Hormone injections",
- "A falcon with a cap on its head",
- "Foreskin",
- "Dying",
- "Stunt doubles",
- "The invisible hand",
- "Jew-fros",
- "A really cool hat",
- "Flash flooding",
- "Flavored condoms",
- "Dying of disentery",
- "Sexy pillow fights",
- "The Three-Fifths compromise",
- "A sad handjob",
- "Men",
- "Historically black colleges",
- "Sean Penn",
- "Heartwarming orphans",
- "Waterboarding",
- "The clitoris",
- "Vikings",
- "Friends who eat all the snacks",
- "The Underground Railroad",
- "Pretending to care",
- "Raptor attacks",
- "A micropenis",
- "A Gypsy curse",
- "Agriculture",
- "Bling",
- "A clandestine butt scratch",
- "The South",
- "Sniffing glue",
- "Consultants",
- "My humps",
- "Geese",
- "Being a dick to children",
- "Party poopers",
- "Sunshine and rainbows",
- "Mutually-assured destruction",
- "Heath Ledger",
- "Sexting",
- "An Oedipus complex",
- "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale",
- "A sausage festival",
- "Michael Jackson",
- "Skeletor",
- "Chivalry",
- "Sharing needles",
- "Being rich",
- "Spontaneous human combustion",
- "College",
- "Necrophilia",
- "The Chinese gymnastics team",
- "Global warming",
- "Farting and walking away",
- "Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers",
- "Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis",
- "Penis envy",
- "Letting yourself go",
- "White people",
- "Leaving an awkward voicemail",
- "Yeast",
- "Natural selection",
- "Masturbation",
- "Twinkies",
- "A LAN party",
- "Opposable thumbs",
- "A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato",
- "Soiling oneself",
- "A sassy black woman",
- "Sperm whales",
- "Teaching a robot to love",
- "Scrubbing under the folds",
- "A drive-by shooting",
- "Whipping it out",
- "Panda sex",
- "Catapults",
- "Will Smith",
- "Toni Morrison's vagina",
- "Five-Dollar Foot-longs",
- "Land mines",
- "A sea of troubles",
- "A zesty breakfast burrito",
- "Christopher Walken",
- "Friction",
- "Balls",
- "AIDS",
- "The KKK",
- "Gandhi",
- "Dave Matthews Band",
- "Preteens",
- "The token minority",
- "Friends with benefits",
- "Pixelated bukkake",
- "Substitute teachers",
- "Take-backsies",
- "A thermonuclear detonation",
- "Waiting 'til marriage",
- "A tiny horse",
- "A can of whoop-ass",
- "Dental dams",
- "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell",
- "Old-people smell",
- "Genghis Khan",
- "Authentic Mexican cuisine",
- "Oversized lollipops",
- "Garth Brooks",
- "Keanu Reeves",
- "Drinking alone",
- "The American Dream",
- "Taking off your shirt",
- "Giving 110%",
- "Flesh-eating bacteria",
- "Child abuse",
- "A cooler full of organs",
- "A moment of silence",
- "The Rapture",
- "Keeping Christ in Chrismas",
- "Robocop ",
- "That one gay Teletubby",
- "Sweet",
- "Fancy Feast",
+ "Tweeting.",
+ "72 virgins.",
+ "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
+ "A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
+ "A bag of magic beans.",
+ "A balanced breakfast.",
+ "A beached whale.",
+ "A big black dick.",
+ "A big hoopla about nothing.",
+ "A bigger, blacker dick.",
+ "A bleached asshole.",
+ "A bloody pacifier.",
+ "A Bop It.",
+ "A brain tumor.",
+ "A Burmese tiger pit.",
+ "A can of whoop-ass.",
+ "A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.",
+ "A clandestine butt scratch.",
+ "A cooler full of organs.",
+ "A crappy little hand.",
+ "A death ray.",
+ "A defective condom.",
+ "A disappointing birthday party.",
+ "A dollop of sour cream.",
+ "A drive-by shooting.",
+ "A falcon with a cap on its head.",
+ "A fetus.",
+ "A foul mouth.",
+ "A gassy antelope.",
+ "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
+ "A good sniff.",
+ "A Gypsy curse.",
+ "A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
+ "A hot mess.",
+ "A Hungry-Man Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
+ "A lifetime of sadness.",
+ "A look-see.",
+ "A low standard of living.",
+ "A magic hippie love cloud.",
+ "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
+ "A mating display.",
+ "A micropenis.",
+ "A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
+ "A mime having a stroke.",
+ "A monkey smoking a cigar.",
+ "A mopey zoo lion.",
+ "A murder most foul.",
+ "A nuanced critique.",
+ "A passionate Latino lover.",
+ "A pinata full of scorpions.",
+ "A really cool hat.",
+ "A rival dojo",
+ "A robust mongoloid.",
+ "A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
+ "A sad handjob.",
+ "A salty surprise.",
+ "A sassy black woman.",
+ "A sausage festival.",
+ "A sea of troubles.",
+ "A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
+ "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
+ "A soulful rendition of “Ol' Man River.”",
+ "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
+ "A stray pube.",
+ "A Super Soaker full of cat pee.",
+ "A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
+ "A sweet spaceship.",
+ "A thermonuclear detonation.",
+ "A tiny horse.",
+ "A toxic family environment.",
+ "A visually arresting turtleneck.",
+ "A web of lies.",
+ "A windmill full of corpses.",
+ "A woman scorned.",
+ "A zesty breakfast burrito.",
+ "Aaron Burr.",
+ "Active listening.",
+ "Actually taking candy from a baby.",
+ "Adderall.",
+ "African children.",
+ "Agriculture.",
+ "AIDS.",
+ "Alcoholism.",
+ "All of this blood.",
+ "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
+ "Altar boys.",
+ "American Gladiators.",
+ "Amputees.",
+ "An army of skeletons.",
+ "An asymmetric boob job.",
+ "An erection that lasts more than four hours.",
+ "An ether-soaked rag.",
+ "An honest cop with nothing left to lose.",
+ "An icepick lobotomy.",
+ "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
+ "An Oedipus complex.",
+ "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.",
+ "Anal beads.",
+ "Another goddamn vampire movie.",
+ "Another shitty year.",
+ "Another shop of morphine.",
+ "Apologizing.",
+ "Appreciative snapping.",
+ "Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
+ "Asians who aren't good at math.",
+ "Assless chaps.",
+ "Attitude.",
+ "Auschwitz.",
+ "Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
+ "Autocannibalism.",
+ "AXE body spray.",
+ "Balls.",
+ "Barack Obama.",
+ "Basic human decency.",
+ "BATMAN!!!",
+ "Beating your wives.",
+ "Beefin' over turf.",
+ "Bees?",
+ "Being a bust adult with many important things to do.",
+ "Being a dick to children.",
+ "Being a dinosaur.",
+ "Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
+ "Being awesome at sex.",
+ "Being fabulous.",
+ "Being marginalized.",
+ "Being on fire.",
+ "Being rich.",
+ "Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
+ "Bingeing and purging.",
+ "Bitches.",
+ "Black people.",
+ "Bling.",
+ "Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.",
+ "Boogers.",
+ "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
+ "Bosnian chicken farmers.",
+ "Breaking out into song and dance.",
+ "Britney Spears at 55.",
+ "Bullshit.",
+ "Cards Against Humanity.",
+ "Carnies.",
+ "Catapults.",
+ "Catastrophic Urethral Trauma.",
+ "Centaurs.",
+ "Chainsaws for hands.",
+ "Charisma.",
+ "Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
+ "Child abuse.",
+ "Child beauty pageants.",
+ "Children on leashes.",
+ "Chivalry.",
+ "Christopher Walken.",
+ "Civilian casualties.",
+ "Clams.",
+ "Classist Undertones.",
+ "Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.",
+ "Coat hanger abortions.",
+ "Cockfights.",
+ "College.",
+ "Concealing a boner.",
+ "Consultants.",
+ "Copping a feel.",
+ "Coughing into a vagina.",
+ "Count Chocula.",
+ "Crippling debt.",
+ "Crystal meth.",
+ "Cuddling.",
+ "Customer service representatives.",
+ "Cybernetic enhancements.",
+ "Daddy issues.",
+ "Daddy's belt.",
+ "Dancing with a broom.",
+ "Darth Vader.",
+ "Date rape.",
+ "Dead babies.",
+ "Dead parents.",
+ "Death by Steven Seagal.",
+ "Deflowering the princess.",
+ "Dental dams.",
+ "Dick Cheney.",
+ "Dick fingers.",
+ "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of “Friends.”",
+ "Doin' it in the butt.",
+ "Doing the right thing.",
+ "Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza.",
+ "Dorito breath.",
+ "Double penetration.",
+ "Drinking alone.",
+ "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
+ "Dry heaving.",
+ "Dwarf tossing.",
+ "Dying of dysentery.",
+ "Dying.",
+ "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.",
+ "Eating an albino.",
+ "Eating an entire snowman.",
+ "Eating the last known Bison.",
+ "Edible underpants.",
+ "Elderly Japanese men.",
+ "Elf cum.",
+ "Embryonic stem cells.",
+ "Emotions.",
+ "Enormous Scandinavian women.",
+ "Erectile dysfunction.",
+ "Estrogen.",
+ "Ethnic cleansing.",
+ "Eugenics.",
+ "Euphoria by Calvin Klein.",
+ "Exactly what you'd expect.",
+ "Exchanging pleasantries.",
+ "Existing.",
+ "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
+ "Explosions.",
+ "Fabricating statistics.",
+ "Famine.",
+ "Fancy Feast.",
+ "Farting and walking away.",
+ "Fear itself.",
+ "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
+ "Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
+ "Fiery poops.",
+ "Figgy pudding.",
+ "Finding a skeleton.",
+ "Finding Waldo.",
+ "Finger painting.",
+ "Fingering.",
+ "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
+ "Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
+ "Flash flooding.",
+ "Flesh-eating bacteria.",
+ "Flightless birds.",
+ "Flying sex snakes.",
+ "Foreskin.",
+ "Forgetting the Alamo.",
+ "Former President George W. Bush.",
+ "Free samples.",
+ "Friction.",
+ "Friendly fire.",
+ "Friends who eat all the snacks.",
+ "Friends with benefits.",
+ "Frolicking.",
+ "Fuck Mountain.",
+ "Fucking up “Silent Night” in front of 300 parents.",
+ "Full frontal nudity.",
+ "Gandalf.",
+ "Geese.",
+ "Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
+ "Genghis Khan.",
+ "Genital piercings.",
+ "George Clooney's musk.",
+ "German dungeon porn.",
+ "Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
+ "Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
+ "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
+ "Getting in her pants, politely.",
+ "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
+ "Getting really high.",
+ "Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
+ "Ghandi.",
+ "Ghosts.",
+ "Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
+ "Giving 110%.",
+ "Gladitorial combat.",
+ "Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.",
+ "Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.",
+ "Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.",
+ "Global warming.",
+ "Gloryholes.",
+ "Goats eating cans.",
+ "Goblins.",
+ "God.",
+ "GoGurt.",
+ "Golden showers.",
+ "Good grammar.",
+ "Grandma.",
+ "Grandpa's ashes.",
+ "Graphic violence, adult language and some sexual content.",
+ "Grave robbing.",
+ "Guys who don't call.",
+ "Half-assed foreplay.",
+ "Harry Potter erotica.",
+ "Heartwarming orphans.",
+ "Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.",
+ "Heteronormativity.",
+ "Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
+ "Hipsters.",
+ "Historical revisionism.",
+ "Historically black colleges.",
+ "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.",
+ "Homeless people.",
+ "Hope.",
+ "Hormone injections.",
+ "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.",
+ "Horse meat.",
+ "Hot Cheese.",
+ "Hot people.",
+ "Hot Pockets.",
+ "Hulk Hogan.",
+ "Hurricane Katrina.",
+ "Immaculate conception.",
+ "Inappropriate yodeling.",
+ "Incest.",
+ "Insatiable bloodlust.",
+ "Intelligent design.",
+ "Intimacy problems.",
+ "Italians.",
+ "Jafar.",
+ "Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
+ "Jeff Goldblum.",
+ "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
+ "Jew-fros.",
+ "Jewish fraternities.",
+ "Jibber-jabber.",
+ "John Wilkes Booth.",
+ "Judge Judy.",
+ "Just the tip.",
+ "Justin Bieber.",
+ "Kamikaze pilots.",
+ "Kanye West.",
+ "Keanu Reaves.",
+ "Keg stands.",
+ "Kids with ass cancer.",
+ "Kim-Jong-il.",
+ "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas Monster.",
+ "Lactation.",
+ "Lady Gaga.",
+ "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
+ "Land mines.",
+ "Laying an egg.",
+ "Leaving an awkward voicemail.",
+ "Leprosy.",
+ "Leveling up.",
+ "Licking things to claim them as your own.",
+ "Literally eating shit.",
+ "Living in a trashcan.",
+ "Lockjaw.",
+ "Loki, the trickster god.",
+ "Loose lips.",
+ "Lumberjack fantasies.",
+ "Lunchables.",
+ "Mad hacky-sack skills.",
+ "Making a friend.",
+ "Making a pouty face.",
+ "Making the penises kiss.",
+ "Making the penises kiss.",
+ "Mall Santa.",
+ "Man meat.",
+ "Masturbation.",
+ "Me time.",
+ "Me.",
+ "MechaHitler.",
+ "Media coverage.",
+ "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
+ "Men.",
+ "Menstruation.",
+ "Michael Jackson.",
+ "Michelle Obama's arms.",
+ "Mild autism.",
+ "Mooing.",
+ "Moral ambiguity.",
+ "Morgan Freeman's voice.",
+ "Mouth herpes.",
+ "Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
+ "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
+ "Multiple stab wounds.",
+ "Mutually-assured destruction.",
+ "My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
+ "My first kill.",
+ "My genitals.",
+ "My hot cousin.",
+ "My humps.",
+ "My inner demons.",
+ "My machete.",
+ "My relationship status.",
+ "My sex life.",
+ "My soul.",
+ "My vagina.",
+ "Natalie Portman.",
+ "Natural male enhancement.",
+ "Natural selection.",
+ "Nazis.",
+ "Necrophilia.",
+ "Neil Patrick Harris.",
+ "New Age music.",
+ "Nickelback.",
+ "Nicolas Cage.",
+ "Nipple blades.",
+ "Nocturnal emissions.",
+ "Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
+ "Not reciprocating oral sex.",
+ "Nublile slave boys.",
+ "Nunchuck moves.",
+ "Obesity.",
+ "Object permanence.",
+ "Old-people smell.",
+ "Ominous background music.",
+ "One Ring to rule them all.",
+ "One thousand Slim Jims.",
+ "Oompa-Loompas.",
+ "Opposable thumbs.",
+ "Overcompensation.",
+ "Overpowering your father.",
+ "Oversized lollipops.",
+ "Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
+ "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
+ "Panda sex.",
+ "Panty raids.",
+ "Parting the Red Sea.",
+ "Party poopers.",
+ "Passable transvestites.",
+ "Passing a kidney stone.",
+ "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
+ "Pedophiles.",
+ "Peeing a little bit.",
+ "Penis envy.",
+ "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.",
+ "Pictures of boobs.",
+ "Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
+ "Pixelated bukkake.",
+ "Police brutality.",
"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
- "Being a motherfucking sorcerer",
- "Jewish fraternities",
- "Edible underpants",
- "Poor people",
- "All-you-can-eat shrimps for $4.99",
- "Britney Spears at 55",
- "That thing that electrocutes your abs",
- "The folly of man",
- "Fiery poops",
- "Cards Against Humanity",
- "A murder most foul",
- "Me time",
- "The inevitable heat death of the universe",
- "Nocturnal emissions",
- "Daddy issues",
- "The hardworking Mexican",
- "Natalie Portman",
- "Waking up half-naked in a McDonalds's parking lot",
- "Nipple blades",
- "Assless chaps",
- "Full frontal nudity",
- "Hulk Hogan",
- "Passive-aggression",
- "Ronald Reagan",
- "Vehicular manslaughter",
- "Menstruation",
+ "Poor life choices.",
+ "Poor people.",
+ "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
+ "Porn stars.",
+ "Powerful thighs.",
+ "Prancing.",
+ "Praying the gay away.",
+ "Preteens.",
+ "Pretending to be happy.",
+ "Pretending to care.",
+ "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.",
+ "Pterodactyl eggs.",
+ "Puberty.",
+ "Public ridicule.",
"Pulling out",
- "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic",
- "The homosexual agenda",
- "The Holy Bible",
- "World peace",
- "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up",
- "Testicular torsion",
- "The milk man",
- "A time-travel paradox",
- "Hot Pockets",
- "Guys who don't call",
- "Eating the last known bison",
- "Darth Vader",
- "Scalping",
- "Homeless people",
- "The Worlds of Warcraft",
- "Gloryholes",
- "Saxophone solos",
- "Sean Connery",
- "God",
- "Intelligent design",
- "The taint",
- "Friendly fire",
- "Keg stands",
- "Eugenics",
- "A good sniff",
- "Lockjaw",
- "A neglected Tamagotchi",
- "The People's Elbow",
- "Robert Downey Jr.",
- "The heart of a child",
- "Seduction",
- "Smallpox blankets",
- "Licking things to claim them as your own",
- "A salty surprise",
- "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes",
- "My soul",
- "My sex life",
- "Pterodactyl eggs",
- "Altar boys",
- "Forgetting the Alamo",
- "72 virgins",
- "Raping and pillaging",
- "Pedophiles",
- "Eastern European Turbo-Folk music",
- "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis",
- "Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza",
- "My collection of high-tech sex toys",
- "A middle-aged man on roller skates",
- "The Blood of Christ",
- "Half-assed foreplay",
- "Free samples",
- "Douchebags on their iPhones",
- "Hurricane Katrina",
- "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry",
- "Republicans",
- "The glass ceiling",
- "A foul mouth",
- "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears",
- "Getting really high",
- "The deformed",
- "Michelle Obama's arms",
- "Explosions",
- "The Übermensch",
- "Donald Trump",
- "Sarah Palin",
- "Attitude",
- "This answer is postmodern",
- "Crumpets with the Queen",
- "Frolocking",
- "Team-building exercises",
- "Repression",
- "Road head",
- "A bag of magic beans",
- "An asymmetric boob job",
- "Dead parents",
- "Public ridicule",
- "A mating display",
- "A mime having a stroke",
- "Stephen Hawking talking dirty",
- "African Children",
- "Mouth herpes",
- "Overcompensation",
- "Bill Nye the Science Guy",
- "Bitches",
- "Italians",
- "Have some more kugel",
- "A windmill full of corpses",
- "Her Royal Highness",
- "Crippling debt",
- "Adderall",
- "A stray pube",
- "Shorties and blunts",
- "Passing a kidney stone",
- "Prancing",
- "Leprosy",
- "A brain tumor",
- "Bees ?",
- "Puppies !",
- "Cockfights",
- "Kim Jong-Il",
- "Hope",
- "9oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin",
- "Incest",
- "Grave robbing",
- "Asians who aren't good at math",
- "Alcoholism",
- "(I am doing Kegels right now.)",
- "Justin Bieber",
- "The Jews",
- "Bestiality",
- "Winking at old people",
- "Drum circles",
- "Kids with ass cancer",
- "Loose lips",
- "Auschwitz",
- "Civilian casualties",
- "Inappropriate yodeling",
- "Tangled Slinkys",
- "Being on fire",
- "The Thong Song",
- "A vajazzled vagina",
- "Riding off into the sunset",
- "Exchanging pleasantries",
- "My relationship status",
- "Being fabulous",
- "Lactation",
- "Not reciprocating oral sex",
- "Sobbing into a Hungry-Man Frozen Dinner",
- "My genitals",
- "Date rape",
- "Ring Pops",
- "GoGurt",
- "Judge Judy",
- "Lumberjack fantasies",
- "The gays",
+ "Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
+ "Puppies!",
+ "Queefing.",
+ "Quiche.",
+ "Quivering jowls.",
+ "Racially-biased SAT questions.",
+ "Racism.",
+ "Raping and pillaging.",
+ "Re-gifting.",
+ "Repression,.",
+ "Republicans.",
+ "Revenge fucking.",
+ "Riding off into the sunset.",
+ "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
+ "Rising from the grave.",
+ "Road head.",
+ "Robert Downey, Jr.",
+ "RoboCop.",
+ "Ronald Reagan.",
+ "Roofies.",
+ "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
+ "Same-sex ice dancing.",
+ "Santa Claus.",
+ "Santa's heavy sack.",
+ "Sarah Palin.",
+ "Saxophone solos.",
+ "Scalping.",
+ "Science.",
"Scientology",
- "Estrogen",
- "Police brutality",
- "Passable transvestites",
- "The Virginia Tech Massacre",
- "Tiger Woods",
- "Dick Fingers",
- "Racism",
- "Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards",
+ "Scrotal frostbite.",
+ "Scrotum tickling.",
+ "Scrubbing under the folds.",
+ "Sean Connery.",
+ "Sean Penn.",
+ "Seduction.",
+ "Self-loathing.",
+ "Seppuku.",
+ "Serfdom.",
+ "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.",
+ "Sexting.",
+ "Sexual humiliation.",
+ "Sexual tension.",
+ "Sexy pillow fights.",
+ "Sexy siamese twins.",
+ "Shaft.",
+ "Shapeshifters.",
+ "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
+ "Sharing needles.",
+ "Skeletor.",
+ "Slow motion.",
+ "Smallpox blankets.",
+ "Smegma.",
+ "Sniffing glue.",
+ "Socks.",
+ "Soiling oneself.",
+ "Some really fucked-up shit.",
+ "Soup that is too hot.",
+ "Space Jam on VHS.",
+ "Space muffins.",
+ "Special musical guest, Cher.",
+ "Spectacular abs.",
+ "Sperm whales.",
+ "Spontaneous human combustion.",
+ "Spring break!",
+ "Statistically validated stereotypes.",
+ "Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
+ "Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
+ "Stranger danger.",
+ "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
+ "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
+ "Suicidal thoughts.",
+ "Sunshine and rainbows.",
"Surprise sex!",
- "Classist undertones",
- "Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars",
- "New Age music",
- "PCP",
- "A lifetime of sadness",
- "Doin't it in the butt",
- "Swooping",
- "The Hamburglar",
- "Tentacle porn",
- "A hot mess",
- "Too much hair gel",
- "A look-see",
- "Not giving a shit about the Third World",
- "American Gladiators",
- "The Kool-Aid Man",
- "Mr. Snuffleupagus",
- "Barack Obama",
- "Golden showers",
- "Wiping her butt",
- "Queefing",
- "Getting drunk on mouthwash",
- "A M. Night Shyamalan plot twist",
- "A robust mongoloid",
- "Nazis",
- "White privilege",
- "An erection that lasts longer than four hours",
- "A disappointing birthday party",
- "Puberty",
- "Two midgets shitting into a bucket",
- "Wifely duties",
- "The forbidden fruit",
- "Getting so angry that you pop a boner",
- "Sexual tension",
- "Third base",
- "A gassy antelope",
- "Those times when you get sand in your vagina",
- "A Super Soaker full of cat pee",
- "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)",
- "Racially-biased SAT questions",
- "Porn stars",
- "A fetus",
- "Obesity",
- "When you fart and a little bit comes out",
- "Oompa-Loompas",
- "BATMAN!!!",
- "Black people",
- "Tasteful sideboob",
- "Hot people",
- "Grandma",
- "Cooping a feel",
- "The Trail of Tears",
- "Famine",
- "Finger painting",
- "The miracle of childbirth",
- "Goats eating cans",
- "A monkey smoking a cigar",
- "Faith healing",
- "Parting the Red Sea",
- "Dead babies",
- "The Amish",
- "Impotence",
- "Child beauty pageants",
- "Centaurs",
- "AXE Body Spray",
- "Kanye West",
- "Women's suffrage",
- "Children on leashes",
- "Harry Potter erotica",
- "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy",
- "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle",
- "Dwarf tossing",
- "Mathletes",
- "Lunchables",
- "Women in yogurt commercials",
- "John Wilkes Booth",
- "Powerful thighs",
- "Mr Clean",
- "Multiple stab wounds",
- "Cybernetic enhancements",
- "Serfdom",
- "Another goddamn vampire movie",
- "Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook",
- "A big hoopla about nothing",
- "Peeing a little bit",
- "The Hustle",
- "Ghosts",
- "Bananas in Pajamas",
- "Active listening",
- "Dry heaving",
- "Kamikaze pilots",
- "The Force",
- "Anal beads",
- "The Make-A-Wish Foundation"
+ "Survivor's guilt.",
+ "Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
+ "Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
+ "Switching to Geico.",
+ "Swooping.",
+ "Take-backsies.",
+ "Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.",
+ "Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missiles.",
+ "Taking off your shirt.",
+ "Tangled Slinkys.",
+ "Tasteful sideboob.",
+ "Teaching a robot to love.",
+ "Team-building exercises.",
+ "Teenage pregnancy.",
+ "Tentacle porn.",
+ "Testicular torsion.",
+ "That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
+ "The American Dream.",
+ "The Big Bang.",
+ "The Blood of Christ.",
+ "The boners of the elderly.",
+ "The Care Bear Stare.",
+ "The Chinese gymnastics team.",
+ "The chronic.",
+ "The clitoris.",
+ "The corporations.",
+ "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
+ "The day the birds attacked.",
+ "The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.",
+ "The economy.",
+ "The Fanta girls.",
+ "The folly of man.",
+ "The forbidden fruit.",
+ "The Force.",
+ "The four arms of Vishnu.",
+ "The gays.",
+ "The glass ceiling.",
+ "The Google.",
+ "The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.",
+ "The Gulags.",
+ "The Hamburglar.",
+ "The hardworking Mexican.",
+ "The harsh light of day.",
+ "The heart of a child.",
+ "The hiccups.",
+ "The Holy Bible.",
+ "The homosexual agenda.",
+ "The human body.",
+ "The Hustle.",
+ "The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
+ "The invisible hand.",
+ "The Jews.",
+ "The KKK.",
+ "The Kool-Aid Man.",
+ "The Little Engine That Could.",
+ "The Make-A-Wish foundation.",
+ "The mere concept of Applebee's.",
+ "The milk man.",
+ "The miracle of childbirth.",
+ "The mixing of the races.",
+ "The new Radiohead album.",
+ "The placenta.",
+ "The Pope.",
+ "The profoundly handicapped.",
+ "The Rapture.",
+ "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
+ "The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
+ "The South.",
+ "The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
+ "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.",
+ "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.",
+ "The terrorists.",
+ "The Three-Fifths Compromise.",
+ "The tiny calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.",
+ "The token minority.",
+ "The Trail of Tears.",
+ "The true meaning of Christmas.",
+ "The Ubermensch.",
+ "The underground railroad.",
+ "The violation of our most basic human rights.",
+ "The Virginia Tech Massacre.",
+ "The World of Warcraft.",
+ "Third base.",
+ "Tiny nipples.",
+ "Tom Cruise.",
+ "Tongue.",
+ "Toni Morrison's vagina.",
+ "Too much hair gel.",
+ "Tripping balls.",
+ "Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
+ "Unfathomable stupidity.",
+ "Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
+ "Uppercuts.",
+ "Vehicular manslaughter.",
+ "Viagra.",
+ "Vigilante justice.",
+ "Vigorous jazz hands.",
+ "Vikings.",
+ "Waiting 'til marriage.",
+ "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
+ "Waterboarding.",
+ "Weapons-grade plutonium.",
+ "Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
+ "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
+ "Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
+ "When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
+ "Whining like a little bitch.",
+ "Whipping a disobedient slave.",
+ "Whipping it out.",
+ "White people.",
+ "White privilege.",
+ "Wifely duties.",
+ "William Shatner.",
+ "Winking at old people.",
+ "Wiping her butt.",
+ "Women in yogurt commercials.",
+ "Women's suffrage.",
+ "Words, words, words.",
+ "World peace.",
+ "Yeast.",
+ "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
+ "Zeus's sexual appetites."
]
module.exports = (robot) ->
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