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mbmisc.py
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from mbclient import mb
import shared
from random import choice
from datetime import datetime
import re
#for later maybe, need to redo how private notices are received for this
#who_will="who(?:\s+and\s+(?P<second>who))?(?P<plural>\s+are|\s+were|'re)?(?P<dowhat>.+)"
eightball=".+"
help="help(?:\s+with)?(?:\s+(?P<cat>\w+))?"
daddy="who'?s?\s+is\s+(?:ur|your)\s+daddy"
parent="who'?s?\s+\is\s+(?:ur|your)\s+(?:father|mother|dad|parent)"
save="save\s+(?P<thing>.+)\s+as\s+(?P<name>.+)"
get="(?:get|fetch|gimme|give)(?:\sme)?\s+(?P<name>.+)|(?:what\s+have\s+you\s+got)"
yiff="yiff\s+(?P<who>.+)"
coin = "choose\s+(?P<what>.+)$"
seen = "(?:have\s+you\s+)?seen\s+(?P<who>\S+)"
send_message="tell\s+(?P<who>\S+)\s+(?P<what>.+)"
time="time"
hi="(?:hi+|he+llo+|he+y|yo+)[!\s\.]*"
thank="(?:tha+nks?\s*(?:you)?)[!\s\.]*"
urwelc=["pay me","love u bb","you're welcome","that's it??? for all this hard work??","what would you boobs do without me"]
hello=["bye","shut up","go away","not you again","hi","hello","uh huh","sigh"]
def coin_func(nick,match,target):
what = match.group('what')
p=re.compile("\s*(?:and|or|\.|,)+\s*")
options = p.split(what)
mb.tell(nick+ ": "+choice(options),target)
def yiff_pick(match):
string = match.group(1)
quick = re.search("\|",string)
if quick:
options=string.split("|")
else:
options = mb.data['yiff'][string]
res = choice(options)
return res
def yiff_func(nick,match,target):
who=match.group("who")
if who == "me":
who = nick
elif who in ["yourself","urself"]:
who = mb.nickname
mb.data['yiff']['caller']=[nick];
mb.data['yiff']['target']=[who];
too_much=20
pattern = re.compile("{([|\w_]+)}")
yiff = choice(mb.data['yiff']['yiff'])
while re.search("{",yiff) and too_much>0:
too_much -= 1
yiff=re.sub(pattern,yiff_pick,yiff)
mb.tell(yiff,target,action=True)
def get_func(nick,match,target):
name=match.group('name')
if name:
name=name.lower()
else:
name=".*"
if name in mb.data['data']:
mb.tell(nick+": "+mb.data['data'][name],target,True)
else:
results=[]
for title, thing in mb.data['data'].items():
if re.search(name,title+thing, flags=re.IGNORECASE):
results.append(title)
if results==[]:
mb.tell(nick+": dunno anything like that",target)
else:
mb.tell(nick+": did you mean "+", ".join(results)+"? you shit? you dumbass?",target)
def save_func(nick,match,target):
name=match.group('name').lower()
thing=match.group('thing')
mb.data['data'][name]=thing
mb.tell(nick+": aight",target)
mb.save('data')
def help_func(nick,match,target,param=None):
category=match.group('cat')
if category in mb.help:
mb.tell(nick+": "+mb.help[category],target)
else:
mb.tell(nick+ ": help with "+", ".join(list(mb.help.keys())),target)
pattern=re.compile("^(?P<cat>"+"|".join(list(mb.help.keys()))+")$",flags=re.IGNORECASE)
response={'pattern':pattern,'nick':nick,'target':target,'func':help_func}
mb.responses['help']=response
def eightball_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell(nick+": "+choice(mb.data['stuff']['premonition']),target)
def time_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell(nick+": "+str(datetime.now().time()),target)
def parent_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell("Glub is and it fills me with existential dread and urge to vomit",target)
def daddy_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell("ew what the fuck is wrong with you",target)
def hi_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell(nick+": "+choice(hello),target)
def thank_func(nick,match,target):
mb.tell(nick+": "+choice(urwelc),target)
def seen_func(nick,match,target):
who = match.group('who')
if who in mb.data['logs']:
date = datetime.now()
when = mb.data['logs'][who]['date']
now=shared.time_dict(date)
time=shared.time_diff(now,when)
mb.tell(nick+": "+who+" was here "+time+", saying '"+mb.data['logs'][who]['message']+"'",target)
else:
mb.tell(nick+": never heard of that douche",target)
def send_message_func(nick,match,target):
who = match.group('who')
date = datetime.now()
when=shared.time_dict(date)
message = match.group('what')
if not who in mb.data['logs']:
mb.data['logs'][who]={}
if not 'messages' in mb.data['logs'][who]:
mb.data['logs'][who]['messages']=[]
mb.data['logs'][who]['messages'].append({'text':message, 'nick': nick,'date':when})
mb.tell(nick+": jeez FINE I'll tell em",target)
mb.save('logs')
mb.add_command(send_message,send_message_func)
mb.add_command(seen,seen_func)
mb.add_command(hi,hi_func)
mb.add_command(coin,coin_func)
mb.add_command(thank,thank_func)
#mb.add_command(daddy,daddy_func,priority=0)
#mb.add_command(parent,parent_func)
mb.add_command(yiff,yiff_func)
mb.add_command(get,get_func)
mb.add_command(save,save_func, level=1)
mb.add_command(help,help_func)
mb.add_command(time,time_func)
mb.add_command(eightball,eightball_func,priority=999)
mb.help['choice'] = "mb choose <list of things separated by , 'or' or 'and'>"
mb.help['seen'] = "mb seen <who>"
mb.help['tell'] = "mb tell <who> <what>"
mb.help['8ball']="anything that starts with mb and doesn't fit any other command is treated like an 8ball command"
mb.help['memos']="mb yiff <someone>, mb save <something> as <name> - saves some text under <name>, mb get <name> - retrieves it"
print("loaded misc")