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// cluwne
/mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = "cluwne"
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/cursedclown, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cursedclown_shoes, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown_hat, SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cursedclown_gloves, SLOT_GLOVES)
src.contract_disease(/datum/ailment/disease/cluwneing_around,null,null,1)
src.contract_disease(/datum/ailment/disability/clumsy,null,null,1)
src.make_jittery(1000)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("clumsy")
src.take_brain_damage(80)
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
if (isdead(src))
return
jitteriness = INFINITY
stuttering = INFINITY
HealDamage("All", INFINITY, INFINITY)
take_oxygen_deprivation(-INFINITY)
take_toxin_damage(-INFINITY)
if(prob(5))
SPAWN(0)
src.say("HANK!")
playsound(src.loc, 'sound/musical_instruments/Boathorn_1.ogg', 45, 1)
/mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne/floor
nodamage = 1
anchored = ANCHORED
layer = 0
plane = PLANE_UNDERFLOOR
var/name_override = "floor cluwne"
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
ailments.Cut()
real_name = name_override
name = name_override
APPLY_ATOM_PROPERTY(src, PROP_MOB_HIDE_ICONS, "underfloor")
cluwnegib()
return
ex_act()
return
/mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne/floor/gimmick
layer = 4
plane = PLANE_DEFAULT
nodamage = 0
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.add_ability_holder(/datum/abilityHolder/gimmick)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/reveal)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/movefloor)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/floorgrab)
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
abilityHolder.updateButtons()
// Come to collect a poor unfortunate soul
/mob/living/carbon/human/satan
nodamage = 1
anchored = ANCHORED
layer = 0
plane = PLANE_UNDERFLOOR
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = "Satan"
src.name = "Satan"
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/lawyer/red/demonic, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("demon_horns", 0, 0, 1)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("aura_fire", 0, 0, 1)
/mob/living/carbon/human/satan/gimmick
anchored = ANCHORED
layer = 4
plane = PLANE_DEFAULT
New()
..()
src.add_ability_holder(/datum/abilityHolder/gimmick)
src.real_name = "Satan"
src.nodamage = 1
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("horns", 0, 0, 1)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("hell_fire", 0, 0, 1)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/spawncontractsatan)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/go2hell)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/highway2hell)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/reveal)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/movefloor)
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
abilityHolder.updateButtons()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/lawyer/red/demonic, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/suit/hitman/satansuit, SLOT_WEAR_SUIT)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/red, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/storage/backpack, SLOT_BACK)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/gloves/ring/wizard/teleport, SLOT_GLOVES) //Yes I could make a special satan teleport power, or I can give him a ring. Fuck it right?
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset, SLOT_EARS)
src.put_in_hand_or_drop(new /obj/item/storage/briefcase/satan)
initializeBioholder()
bioHolder.age = 400
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first = new /datum/customization_style/hair/short/pomp
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first_color = "#000000"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.gender = "male"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.underwear = "boxers"
. = ..()
/mob/living/carbon/human/jester
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.real_name = "Jester"
src.add_ability_holder(/datum/abilityHolder/gimmick)
src.nodamage = 1
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("accent_void", 0, 0, 1)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/spooky)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/Jestershift)
abilityHolder.addAbility(/datum/targetable/gimmick/scribble)
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
abilityHolder.updateButtons()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/jester, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/jester, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/storage/backpack, SLOT_BACK)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/mask/jester, SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset, SLOT_EARS)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/jester, SLOT_HEAD)
/mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne/floor/anticheat
name_override = "anti-cheat cluwne"
mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne/satan
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("horns", 0, 0, 0, 1)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("aura_fire", 0, 0, 0, 1)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("superfartgriff")
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("bigpuke", 0, 0, 0, 1)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("melt", 0, 0, 0, 1)
mob/living/carbon/human/cluwne/satan/megasatan //someone can totally use this for an admin gimmick.
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.unkillable = 1 //for the megasatan in you
/*
* Chicken man belongs in human zone, not ai zone
*/
/mob/living/carbon/human/chicken
name = "chicken man"
real_name = "chicken man"
desc = "half man, half BWAHCAWCK!"
#ifdef IN_MAP_EDITOR
icon_state = "m-none"
#endif
New()
. = ..()
SPAWN(0.5 SECONDS)
if (!src.disposed)
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("chicken", 0, 0, 1)
/mob/living/carbon/human/chicken/ai_controlled
is_npc = TRUE
uses_mobai = TRUE
New()
. = ..()
src.ai = new /datum/aiHolder/wanderer(src)
ADMIN_INTERACT_PROCS(/mob/living/carbon/human/fathergrife, proc/chatter)
/mob/living/carbon/human/fathergrife
real_name = "Father Grife"
#ifdef IN_MAP_EDITOR
icon = 'icons/mob/map_mob.dmi'
icon_state = "father_grife"
#endif
gender = MALE
is_npc = TRUE
New()
..()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/red, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/chaplain, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.traitHolder.addTrait("training_chaplain")
if(prob(20))
src.bioHolder.AddEffectInstance(random_accent().GetCopy())
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
bioHolder.bloodType = "B+"
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
var/area/area = get_area(src)
if(prob(1) && can_act(src) && area?.active)
chatter()
proc/say_helper_job()
. = pick(get_all_jobs())
proc/say_helper_crewmember()
var/datum/db_record/record = pick(data_core.general.records)
. = record["full_name"]
proc/say_helper_logged_phrase()
. = capitalize(phrase_log.random_phrase("say"))
proc/chatter()
set name = "Chatter"
var/phrase = pick_smart_string("father_grife.txt", "say", list(
"job" = PROC_REF(say_helper_job),
"crewmember" = PROC_REF(say_helper_crewmember),
"logged_phrase" = PROC_REF(say_helper_logged_phrase)
))
src.say(phrase)
attackby(obj/item/W, mob/M)
if (istype(W, /obj/item/paper/postcard/owlery))
if(ON_COOLDOWN(src, "attackby_chatter", 3 SECONDS)) return
boutput(M, SPAN_NOTICE("<b>You show [W] to [src]</b> "))
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
say("Aye! Bill won't stop talking about it!")
return
..()
was_harmed(var/mob/M as mob, var/obj/item/weapon = 0, var/special = 0, var/intent = null)
. = ..()
if (special) //vamp or ling
src.target = M
src.ai_set_state(AI_ATTACKING)
src.ai_threatened = world.timeofday
src.ai_target = M
//Bartender isnt' used right now.
//Whoever does eventually put him back in the game : Use a global list of bartenders or something. Dont check all_viewers
// for (var/mob/living/carbon/human/npc/diner_bartender/BT in all_viewers(7, src))
// BT.protect_from(M, src)
/mob/living/carbon/human/fathergrife/cow
New()
..()
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("cow")
src.default_mutantrace = /datum/mutantrace/cow
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
src.real_name = "Father Milk"
//biker // cogwerks - bringing back the bikers for the diner, now less offensive
/// BILL SPEECH STUFF
#define BILL_PICK(WHAT) pick_string("shittybill.txt", WHAT)
proc/empty_mouse_params()//TODO MOVE THIS!!!
.= list()
.["icon-x"] = 0
.["icon-y"] = 0
.["screen-loc"] = 0
.["left"] = 1
.["middle"] = 0
.["right"] = 0
.["ctrl"] = 0
.["shift"] = 0
.["alt"] = 0
.["drag-cell"] = 0
.["drop-cell"] = 0
.["drag"] = 0
/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/auto_interact(var/msg)
.= 0
var/list/hudlist = list()
if (src.client)
for (var/atom/I in src.hud.inventory_bg)
if (istype(I,/atom/movable/screen/hud))
hudlist += I
for (var/obj/item/I in src.contents)
if (istype(I,/obj/item/organ) || istype(I,/obj/item/skull) || istype(I,/obj/item/parts)) continue //FUCK
hudlist += I
if (I.storage)
hudlist += I.storage.get_contents()
hudlist += src.item_abilities
var/list/close_match = list()
for (var/atom/I in view(1,src) + hudlist)
if (!I.mouse_opacity) continue
if (TWITCH_BOT_INTERACT_BLOCK(I)) continue
if (istype(I,/obj/item/organ) || istype(I,/obj/item/skull) || istype(I,/obj/item/parts)) continue //fuck x3
if ((msg == "airlock" || msg == "door") && istype(I,/obj/machinery/door))
close_match += I
continue
if ((msg == "internals" || msg == "internal" || msg == "o2" || msg == "oxygen" || msg == "air") && istype(I,/obj/ability_button/tank_valve_toggle))
close_match += I
continue
if ((msg == "jetpack" || msg == "jet" || msg == "fly") && istype(I,/obj/ability_button/jetpack_toggle))
close_match += I
continue
if (I.name == msg)
close_match.len = 0
close_match += I
break
else if (findtext(I.name,msg))
close_match += I
if (close_match.len)
var/atom/picked = pick(close_match)
var/obj/item/W = src.equipped()
if (!src.restrained())
if (istype(picked,/atom/movable/screen/hud))
var/atom/movable/screen/hud/HUD = picked
var/list/params = empty_mouse_params()
HUD.clicked(HUD.id, src, params)
else if (istype(picked,/obj/ability_button))
var/obj/ability_button/A = picked
A.execute_ability()
else if (istype(picked,/obj/machinery/vehicle))
var/obj/machinery/vehicle/V = picked
V.board_pod(src)
else if (istype(picked,/obj/vehicle))
var/obj/vehicle/V = picked
V.MouseDrop_T(src,src)
else if(W)
W.attack(picked, src, ran_zone("chest"))
else
picked.Attackhand(src)
.= picked
/mob/living/carbon/human/biker
real_name = "Shitty Bill"
#ifdef IN_MAP_EDITOR
icon = 'icons/mob/map_mob.dmi'
icon_state = "shitty_bill"
#endif
gender = MALE
is_npc = TRUE
var/talk_prob = 5
var/greeted_murray = 0
#ifdef TWITCH_BOT_ALLOWED
max_health = 250
/*
proc/n()
keys_changed(KEY_FORWARD, KEY_FORWARD)
SPAWN(1 DECI SECOND)
keys_changed(0,0xFFFF)
proc/s()
src.process_move(SOUTH)
proc/e()
src.process_move(KEY_FORWARD)
proc/w()
src.process_move(WEST)
proc/nw()
src.process_move(NORTHWEST)
proc/sw()
src.process_move(SOUTHWEST)
proc/ne()
keys_changed(KEY_FORWARD|KEY_RIGHT, KEY_FORWARD|KEY_RIGHT)
SPAWN(1 DECI SECOND)
keys_changed(0,KEY_FORWARD|KEY_BACKWARD|KEY_RIGHT|KEY_LEFT)
proc/se()
src.process_move(SOUTHEAST)
*/
#endif
New()
..()
START_TRACKING_CAT(TR_CAT_SHITTYBILLS)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/dirty_vest, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/paper/postcard/owlery, SLOT_L_HAND)
//src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset/civilian, SLOT_EARS)
//src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/suit, SLOT_WEAR_SUIT)
//src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/biker_cap, SLOT_HEAD)
new /obj/item/implant/access/infinite/shittybill(src)
var/obj/item/power_stones/G = new /obj/item/power_stones/Gall
G.set_loc(src)
src.chest_item = G
src.chest_item_sewn = 1
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first_color = "#292929"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_second_color = "#292929"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first = new /datum/customization_style/hair/gimmick/shitty_hair
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_second = new /datum/customization_style/hair/gimmick/shitty_beard
bioHolder.age = 62
bioHolder.bloodType = "A-"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.gender = "male"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.underwear = "briefs"
disposing()
STOP_TRACKING_CAT(TR_CAT_SHITTYBILLS)
..()
// Shitty Bill always goes to the afterlife bar unless he has a client
death(gibbed)
..(gibbed)
STOP_TRACKING_CAT(TR_CAT_SHITTYBILLS)
if (!src.client && src.z != 2)
var/list/afterlife_bar_turfs = get_area_turfs(/area/afterlife/bar/barspawn)
if(!length(afterlife_bar_turfs))
return
var/turf/target_turf = pick(afterlife_bar_turfs)
var/mob/living/carbon/human/biker/newbody = new()
newbody.set_loc(target_turf)
newbody.overlays += image('icons/misc/32x64.dmi',"halo")
if(inafterlifebar(src))
qdel(src)
return
else
boutput(src, "<span class='bold notice'>Shitty Bill will try to respawn in roughly 3 minutes.</span>")
src.become_ghost()
#ifdef TWITCH_BOT_ALLOWED
src = null
//FUCK I AM GOOG GOOD GOOD CODER
SPAWN(50 SECONDS)
if (!twitch_mob || !twitch_mob.client)
for (var/client/C in clients)
if (C.ckey == TWITCH_BOT_CKEY)
twitch_mob = C.mob
if (twitch_mob)
boutput(twitch_mob, "<span class='bold notice'>Roughly 2 minutes left for respawn.</span>")
SPAWN(100 SECONDS)
if (!twitch_mob || !twitch_mob.client)
for (var/client/C in clients)
if (C.ckey == TWITCH_BOT_CKEY)
twitch_mob = C.mob
if (twitch_mob)
boutput(twitch_mob, "<span class='bold notice'>Roughly 1 minute left for respawn.</span>")
SPAWN(1500)
if (!twitch_mob || !twitch_mob.client)
for (var/client/C in clients)
if (C.ckey == TWITCH_BOT_CKEY)
twitch_mob = C.mob
if (twitch_mob && isdead(twitch_mob))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/biker/newbody = = new(pick_landmark(LANDMARK_TWITCHY_BILL_RESPAWN, get_turf(twitch_mob)))
if (newbody)
twitch_mob.mind.transfer_to(newbody)
if (locate(/obj/item/storage/toilet) in newbody.loc)
newbody.visible_message("<b>[newbody]</b> crawls out of the toilet!")
else if (locate(/obj/submachine/chef_oven) in newbody.loc)
newbody.visible_message("<b>[newbody]</b> pops out of the oven!")
#endif
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
#ifdef TWITCH_BOT_ALLOWED
if (IS_TWITCH_CONTROLLED(src))
var/list/wins = list()
wins = splittext(winget(src.client, null, "windows"), ";")
for(var/x in wins)
if (!TWITCH_BOT_AUTOCLOSE_BLOCK(x))
src.Browse(null,"window=[x]")
//src.Browse(null, "window=[x]")
#endif
if(!src.stat && !src.client)
if(target)
if(isdead(target))
target = null
if(BOUNDS_DIST(src, target) > 0)
step_to(src, target, 1)
if(BOUNDS_DIST(src, target) == 0 && !LinkBlocked(src.loc, target.loc))
var/obj/item/W = src.equipped()
if (!src.restrained())
if(W)
W.attack(target, src, ran_zone("chest"))
else
target.Attackhand(src)
else if(ai_aggressive)
set_a_intent(INTENT_HARM)
for(var/mob/M in oview(5, src))
if(M == src)
continue
if(M.type == src.type)
continue
if(M.stat)
continue
// stop on first human mob
if(ishuman(M))
target = M
break
target = M
if(src.canmove && prob(20) && isturf(src.loc))
step(src, pick(NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST))
if(prob(2))
SPAWN(0) emote(BILL_PICK("emotes"))
if(prob(talk_prob))
src.speak()
proc/speak()
SPAWN(0)
var/obj/machinery/bot/guardbot/old/tourguide/murray = pick(by_type[/obj/machinery/bot/guardbot/old/tourguide])
if (murray && GET_DIST(src,murray) > 7)
murray = null
if (istype(murray))
if (!findtext(murray.name, "murray"))
murray = null
var/area/A = get_area(src)
var/list/alive_mobs = list()
var/list/dead_mobs = list()
if (length(A?.population))
for(var/mob/living/M in oview(5,src))
if(!isdead(M))
alive_mobs += M
else
dead_mobs += M
if(length(dead_mobs) && prob(60)) //SpyGuy for undefined var/len (what the heck)
var/mob/M = pick(dead_mobs)
say("[BILL_PICK("deadguy")] [M.name]...")
else if (length(alive_mobs) > 0)
if (murray && !greeted_murray)
greeted_murray = 1
say("[BILL_PICK("greetings")] Murray! How's it [BILL_PICK("verbs")]?")
SPAWN(rand(20,40))
if (murray?.on && !murray.idle)
murray.speak("Hi, Bill! It's [BILL_PICK("murraycompliment")] to see you again!")
else
var/mob/M = pick(alive_mobs)
var/speech_type = rand(1,11)
switch(speech_type)
if(1)
say("[BILL_PICK("greetings")] [M.name].")
M.add_karma(2)
if(2)
say("[BILL_PICK("question")] you lookin' at, [BILL_PICK("insults")]?")
if(3)
say("You a [BILL_PICK("people")]?")
if(4)
say("[BILL_PICK("rude")], gimme yer [BILL_PICK("item")].")
if(5)
say("Got a light, [BILL_PICK("insults")]?")
if(6)
say("Nice [BILL_PICK("deadguy")], [BILL_PICK("insults")].")
if(7)
say("Got any [BILL_PICK("drugs")]?")
if(8)
say("I ever tell you 'bout [BILL_PICK("stories")]?")
if(9)
say("You [BILL_PICK("verbs")]?")
if(10)
if (prob(50))
say("Man, I sure miss [BILL_PICK("domiss")].")
else
say("Man, I sure don't miss [BILL_PICK("dontmiss")].")
if(11)
say("I think my [BILL_PICK("friends")] [BILL_PICK("friendsactions")].")
/* commenting out the bartender stuff because he aint around much. replacing with john bill retorts.
if (prob(10))
SPAWN(4 SECONDS)
for (var/mob/living/carbon/human/npc/diner_bartender/BT in all_hearers(7, src))
switch (speech_type)
if (4)
BT.say("Look in the machine, you bum.")
if (7)
BT.say("You ask that weirdo in the bathroom?")
if (8)
if (prob(2))
BT.say("One of these days, you better. You always talkin' like you're gunna tell some grand story about that, and then you never do[pick("", ", you ass")].")
else if (prob(6))
BT.say("Nah, [src].")
else
BT.say("Yeah, [src], I remember that one.")
if (9)
if (prob(50))
BT.say("Yeah, sometimes.")
else
BT.say("Nah.")
*/
if (length(by_cat[TR_CAT_JOHNBILLS]) && prob(25))
SPAWN(4 SECONDS)
var/mob/living/carbon/human/john/MJ = pick(by_cat[TR_CAT_JOHNBILLS])
switch (speech_type)
if (4)
MJ.say("You're a big boy now brud, find one yourself.")
if (7)
MJ.say("You still on that?")
if (8)
if (prob(2))
MJ.say("Nuh uh, no way no how. You were still in diapers when that happenned- and I'd remember that! [pick("... I think?",".",", Probably...")]")
else if (prob(6))
MJ.say("Don't think ya did, [src].")
else if (prob(50))
MJ.say("Oh yeah, sure [src], I remember. I do.")
else
MJ.say("Sounds a lot like [pick_string("johnbill.txt", "stories")], doesn't it?")
if (9)
if (prob(30))
MJ.say("Only once, in college, and I didn't inhale.")
else
MJ.say("Nah, I'd rather [pick_string("johnbill.txt", "verbs")].")
else
MJ.speak()
attackby(obj/item/W, mob/M)
if (istype(W, /obj/item/paper/tug/invoice))
if(ON_COOLDOWN(src, "attackby_chatter", 3 SECONDS)) return
boutput(M, SPAN_NOTICE("<b>You show [W] to [src]</b> "))
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
say("Hard to believe, but I think my [BILL_PICK("friends")] would be proud to see it.")
return
if (istype(W, /obj/item/paper/postcard/owlery))
if(ON_COOLDOWN(src, "attackby_chatter", 3 SECONDS)) return
boutput(M, SPAN_NOTICE("<b>You show [W] to [src]</b> "))
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
say("Yep, can't wait to go on that trip! That [pick_string("johnbill.txt", "insults")] oughta be here soon!")
return
if (istype(W, /obj/item/ursium/U))
say("These things are everywhere. Got anything more exotic?")
return
if (istype(W, /obj/item/ursium/antiU))
var/obj/item/ursium/antiU/aU = W
boutput(M, SPAN_NOTICE("<b>You show [W] to [src]</b> "))
say("Whoa nelly! Mind if i have a taste?")
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
M.visible_message(SPAN_ALERT("[src] touches the [W]! Something isnt right! "))
aU:annihilation(2 * aU.ursium)
return
..()
was_harmed(var/mob/M as mob, var/obj/item/weapon = 0, var/special = 0, var/intent = null)
. = ..()
if (special) //vamp or ling
src.target = M
src.ai_set_state(AI_ATTACKING)
src.ai_threatened = world.timeofday
src.ai_target = M
src.set_a_intent(INTENT_HARM)
src.ai_set_active(1)
for (var/mob/JB in by_cat[TR_CAT_JOHNBILLS])
var/mob/living/carbon/human/john/J = JB
if (GET_DIST(J,src) <= 7)
if((!J.ai_active) || prob(25))
J.say("That's my brother, you [pick_string("johnbill.txt", "insults")]!")
M.add_karma(-1)
J.target = M
J.ai_set_active(1)
J.set_a_intent(INTENT_HARM)
/mob/living/carbon/human/biker/cow
real_name = "Beefy Bill"
New()
..()
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("cow")
src.default_mutantrace = /datum/mutantrace/cow
// merchant
/mob/living/carbon/human/merchant
is_npc = TRUE
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = pick("Slick", "Fast", "Frugal", "Thrifty", "Clever", "Shifty") + " " + pick_string_autokey("names/first_male.txt")
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/merchant, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/suit/merchant, SLOT_WEAR_SUIT)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses, SLOT_GLASSES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/merchant_hat, SLOT_HEAD)
// myke
/mob/living/carbon/human/myke
New()
..()
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = "Myke"
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/red, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/color/lightred, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath, SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
src.internal = src.back
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
src.changeStatus("weakened", 5 SECONDS)
if(prob(15))
SPAWN(0) emote(pick("giggle", "laugh"))
if(prob(1))
SPAWN(0) src.say(pick("You guys wanna hear me play bass?", stutter("HUFFFF"), "I missed my AA meeting to play Left 4 Dead...", "I got my license suspended AGAIN", "I got fired from [pick("McDonald's", "Boston Market", "Wendy's", "Burger King", "Starbucks", "Menard's")]..."))
// waldo
// Where's WAL[DO/LY]???
/mob/living/carbon/human/waldo
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = "Waldo"
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/waldo, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/waldohat, SLOT_HEAD)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset, SLOT_EARS)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/storage/backpack, SLOT_BACK)
/mob/living/carbon/human/fake_waldo
nodamage = 1
New()
..()
var/shoes = text2path("/obj/item/clothing/shoes/" + pick("black","brown","red"))
src.equip_new_if_possible(shoes, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/fake_waldo, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset, SLOT_EARS)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/storage/backpack, SLOT_BACK)
if(prob(75))
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/fake_waldohat, SLOT_HEAD)
else if(prob(20))
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses, SLOT_GLASSES)
walk(src, pick(cardinal), 1)
sleep(rand(150, 600))
illusion_expire()
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
src.bioHolder.mobAppearance.s_tone = pick("#FAD7D0", "#BD8A57", "#935D37")
src.bioHolder.mobAppearance.s_tone_original = src.bioHolder.mobAppearance.s_tone
src.gender = "male"
src.real_name = "[pick(prob(150); "W", "V")][pick(prob(150); "a", "au", "o", "e")][pick(prob(150); "l", "ll")][pick(prob(150); "d", "t")][pick(prob(150); "o", "oh", "a", "e")]"
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
if(prob(33) && canmove && isturf(loc))
step(src, pick(cardinal))
proc/illusion_expire(mob/user)
if(user)
boutput(user, SPAN_ALERT("<B>You reach out to attack the Waldo illusion but it explodes into dust, knocking you off your feet!</B>"))
user.changeStatus("weakened", 4 SECONDS)
for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
if(M.client && M != user)
M.show_message(SPAN_ALERT("<b>The Waldo illusion explodes into smoke!</b>"))
var/datum/effects/system/harmless_smoke_spread/smoke = new /datum/effects/system/harmless_smoke_spread()
smoke.set_up(1, 0, src.loc)
smoke.start()
SPAWN(0)
qdel(src)
return
attack_hand(mob/user)
return illusion_expire(user)
attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
return illusion_expire(user)
mouse_drop(mob/M)
if(iscarbon(M) && !M.hasStatus("handcuffed"))
return illusion_expire(M)
/mob/living/carbon/human/don_glab
real_name = "Donald \"Don\" Glabs"
#ifdef IN_MAP_EDITOR
icon = 'icons/mob/map_mob.dmi'
icon_state = "don_glabs"
#endif
gender = MALE
is_npc = TRUE
New()
..()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/suit/red, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses, SLOT_GLASSES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/head/cowboy, SLOT_HEAD)
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
bioHolder.age = 44
bioHolder.bloodType = "Worchestershire"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first = new /datum/customization_style/hair/short/pomp
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first_color = "#F6D646"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.gender = "male"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.underwear = "boxers"
attackby(obj/item/W, mob/M)
if (istype(W, /obj/item/paper/postcard/owlery))
if(ON_COOLDOWN(src, "attackby_chatter", 3 SECONDS)) return
boutput(M, SPAN_NOTICE("<b>You show [W] to [src]</b> "))
SPAWN(1 SECOND)
say("Oh yeah sure, I seen it. That ol- how would he say it, [BILL_PICK("insults")]? He won't stop going on and on and on...")
..()
was_harmed(var/mob/M as mob, var/obj/item/weapon = 0, var/special = 0, var/intent = null)
. = ..()
if (special) //vamp or ling
src.target = M
src.ai_set_state(AI_ATTACKING)
src.ai_threatened = world.timeofday
src.ai_target = M
//Bartender isnt' used right now.
//Whoever does eventually put him back in the game : Use a global list of bartenders or something. Dont check all_viewers
// for (var/mob/living/carbon/human/npc/diner_bartender/BT in all_viewers(7, src))
// BT.protect_from(M, src)
/mob/living/carbon/human/don_glab/cow
real_name = "Donald \"Don\" Glabs" //NEED COW JOKE NAME!
New()
..()
src.bioHolder.AddEffect("cow")
src.default_mutantrace = /datum/mutantrace/cow
/mob/living/carbon/human/tommy
sound_list_laugh = list('sound/voice/tommy_hahahah.ogg', 'sound/voice/tommy_hahahaha.ogg')
sound_list_scream = list('sound/voice/tommy_you-are-tearing-me-apart-lisauh.ogg', 'sound/voice/tommy_did-not-hit-hehr.ogg')
sound_list_flap = list('sound/voice/tommy_weird-chicken-noise.ogg')
New()
..()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black {cant_drop = 1; cant_other_remove = 1; cant_self_remove = 1} , SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/suit/black {cant_drop = 1; cant_other_remove = 1; cant_self_remove = 1} , SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/device/radio/headset, SLOT_EARS)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/storage/backpack, SLOT_BACK)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/football, SLOT_IN_BACKPACK)
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
src.real_name = Create_Tommyname()
src.gender = "male"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.customization_first = new /datum/customization_style/hair/long/dreads
bioHolder.mobAppearance.gender = "male"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.s_tone = "#FAD7D0"
bioHolder.mobAppearance.s_tone_original = "#FAD7D0"
bioHolder.AddEffect("accent_tommy")
/mob/living/carbon/human/waiter
real_name = "Cade Plids"
New()
..()
SPAWN(0)
JobEquipSpawned("Waiter")
Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
if (..(parent))
return 1
if(prob(1) && !src.stat)
SPAWN(0) src.say(pick( "Oh my god!", "No, no, they can't be gone!", "This can't be happening!", "How did I get here?!","Where is everyone else?!"))
if(prob(1) && !src.stat)
SPAWN(0) src.emote(pick("shiver","shudder","blink","sob","faint","pale","twitch","scream"))
/mob/living/carbon/human/secret
unobservable = 1
/datum/aiHolder/human/yank
New()
..()
var/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/suplex/A = get_instance(/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/suplex, list(src))
var/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/boxing/B = get_instance(/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/boxing, list(src))
var/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/get_weapon/C = get_instance(/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/get_weapon, list(src))
var/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/boxing/D = get_instance(/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/boxing, list(src))
var/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/flee/F = get_instance(/datum/aiTask/timed/targeted/human/flee, list(src))
F.transition_task = B
B.transition_task = C
C.transition_task = D
D.transition_task = A
A.transition_task = F
default_task = B
/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/spacer_name(var/type = "spacer")
var/constructed_name = ""
switch(type)
if("spacer")
constructed_name = "[prob(10) ? SPACER_PICK("honorifics")+" " :""][prob(80)?SPACER_PICK("pejoratives")+" ":SPACER_PICK("superlatives")+" "][prob(10) ? SPACER_PICK("stuff")+" " : ""][SPACER_PICK("firstnames")]"
if("juicer")
constructed_name = "[prob(10) ? SPACER_PICK("honorifics")+" " :""][prob(20)?SPACER_PICK("stuff")+" ":""][SPACER_PICK("firstnames")+" "][prob(80) ? SPACER_PICK("nicknames")+" " : ""][prob(50)?SPACER_PICK("firstnames") : SPACER_PICK("lastnames")]"
return constructed_name
/mob/living/carbon/human/spacer
is_npc = TRUE
uses_mobai = 1
New()
..()
src.say("Hey there [JOHN_PICK("insults")]")//debug
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chief_engineer, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses, SLOT_GLASSES)
src.ai = new /datum/aiHolder/human/yank(src)
remove_lifeprocess(/datum/lifeprocess/blindness)
remove_lifeprocess(/datum/lifeprocess/viruses)
src.ai.disable()
initializeBioholder()
. = ..()
SPAWN(0) // ok, this crap actually needs to be spawned (for now!) because of organHolders being initialized at weird times
randomize_look(src, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0)
real_name = spacer_name(pick("spacer","juicer"))
gender = pick(MALE,FEMALE)
was_harmed(var/mob/M as mob, var/obj/item/weapon = 0, var/special = 0, var/intent = null)
. = ..()
if(isdead(src))
return
if(prob(10))
say(pick("Oh no you don't - not today, not ever!","Nice try fuckass, but I ain't goin' down so easy!","IMMA SCREAM BUDDY!","You wanna fuck around bucko? You wanna try your luck?"))
src.ai.interrupt()
src.ai.target = M
src.ai.enable()
// This is Big Yank, one of John Bill's old buds. Yank owes John a favor. He's a Juicer.
/mob/living/carbon/human/big_yank
#ifdef IN_MAP_EDITOR
icon = 'icons/mob/map_mob.dmi'
icon_state = "big_yank"
#endif
gender = MALE
is_npc = TRUE
uses_mobai = 1
New()
..()
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange, SLOT_SHOES)
src.equip_new_if_possible(/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chief_engineer, SLOT_W_UNIFORM)