I literally have no class. https://t.co/QbjYLHuOQi and plus @AmericanAir, Group 5 is neither literally nor figuratively "The New Group 1."
@753750 We recently changed our boarding groups. For more info see: https://t.co/ro6Ga4r4c4
@AmericanAir I appreciate your prompt reply, auto reply dude, but Group 5 STILL isn't Group 1, AND it's STILL isn't priority. Breathlessly waiting your (automated) reply.
@753750 We'd like to take a closer look at your booking info. Please provide your 6 letter code so we can take a peek at your reservation.
@AmericanAir We have to stop meeting like this.
@753750 We'd like to verify your AAdvantage status or if you bough Priority. We want to make sure you receive all the benefits you're entitled to.
@AmericanAir This isn't working for me any more—it was exciting at first, but we're not really a good match. Not that I regret swiping right.
@753750 It makes us sad to hear this but we'll be here whenever you need our assistance.