Gets joke from icanhazdadjoke.com, prints it
go get -u github.com/hakluke/hakjoke
Run command. Get joke.
~$ hakjoke
Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!
~$ hakjoke
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
~$ hakjoke
How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
~$ hakjoke
Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.