update badthings to be more exciting

From joshhartigan@4acdd5880d92016063cc1e19229f3a8de6b82fa0

code/stay out/bad things will happen/badthings.cpp

@@ -1,9 +1,17 @@
 #include <iostream>
 
-int main()
-{
-	for (;;) { 
-		std::cout << "Bad things are currently happening." << std::endl;
-	}
-	return 0;
-}
+#define now int
+#define begin main()
+#define please {
+#define end }
+#define forever while(1)
+#define say std::cout <<
+#define ok ;
+#define leave return
+#define quickly 1
+
+now begin please
+    forever please
+        say "HELP I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER " ok end ok
+    leave quickly ok
+end