update badthings to be more exciting

README.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # illacceptanything
 
-> The project where [literally](http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-wrong-definition-of-literally-is-literally-going-in-the#.chA7QxZ9n)* anything goes
+> The project where [literally](https://xkcd.com/725/)* anything goes
 
 I want to make a really cool project, but I don't know what to make. So I'll just accept
 every Pull Request submitted and see what happens.

beer.brainfuck

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+// http://brainfuck.tk/
+// Bottles of beer on the wall...
+
+>+++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<[>[-]>[-]<<[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]>>>
+[-]<<<+++++++++<[>>>+<<[>+>[-]<<-]>[<+>-]>[<<++++++++++>>>+<
+-]<<-<-]+++++++++>[<->-]>>+>[<[-]<<+>>>-]>[-]+<<[>+>-<<-]<<<
+[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]>[<+>-]<<-[>[-]<[-]]>>+<[>[-]<-]<+++
++++++[<++++++<++++++>>-]>>>[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<[<<<<<.>>>>>-
+]<<<<<<.>>[-]>[-]++++[<++++++++>-]<.>++++[<++++++++>-]<++.>+
+++++[<+++++++++>-]<.><+++++..--------.-------.>>[>>+>+<<<-]>
+>>[<<<+>>>-]<[<<<<++++++++++++++.>>>>-]<<<<[-]>++++[<+++++++
++>-]<.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--.---------.>+++++++[<------
+---->-]<.>++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<.+++..+++++++++++++.>++++++
+++[<---------->-]<--.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--.-.>++++++++
+[<---------->-]<++.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<++++.-----------
+-.---.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<-.
+>++[<----------->-]<.+++++++++++..>+++++++++[<---------->-]<
+-----.---.>>>[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<[<<<<<.>>>>>-]<<<<<<.>>>+++
++[<++++++>-]<--.>++++[<++++++++>-]<++.>+++++[<+++++++++>-]<.
+><+++++..--------.-------.>>[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<[<<<<++
+++++++++++++.>>>>-]<<<<[-]>++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++++[<++
++++++++>-]<--.---------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<.>++++++[<++
++++++++++>-]<.+++..+++++++++++++.>++++++++++[<---------->-]<
+-.---.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<++++.+++++++++++++.++++++++++.
+------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<-.
+-.---------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-
+]<--.+++++++++++.++++++++.---------.>++++++++[<---------->-]
+<++.>+++++[<+++++++++++++>-]<.+++++++++++++.----------.>++++
++++[<---------->-]<++.>++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<.>+++[<----->
+-]<.>+++[<++++++>-]<..>+++++++++[<--------->-]<--.>+++++++[<
+++++++++++>-]<+++.+++++++++++.>++++++++[<----------->-]<++++
+.>+++++[<+++++++++++++>-]<.>+++[<++++++>-]<-.---.++++++.----
+---.----------.>++++++++[<----------->-]<+.---.[-]<<<->[-]>[
+-]<<[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]>>>[-]<<<+++++++++<[>>>+<<[>+>[-]<<-]
+>[<+>-]>[<<++++++++++>>>+<-]<<-<-]+++++++++>[<->-]>>+>[<[-]<
+<+>>>-]>[-]+<<[>+>-<<-]<<<[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<>>[<+>-]<
+<-[>[-]<[-]]>>+<[>[-]<-]<++++++++[<++++++<++++++>>-]>>>[>+>+
+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<[<<<<<.>>>>>-]<<<<<<.>>[-]>[-]++++[<++++++++>
+-]<.>++++[<++++++++>-]<++.>+++++[<+++++++++>-]<.><+++++..---
+-----.-------.>>[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<[<<<<++++++++++++++
+.>>>>-]<<<<[-]>++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<-
+-.---------.>+++++++[<---------->-]<.>++++++[<+++++++++++>-]
+<.+++..+++++++++++++.>++++++++[<---------->-]<--.>+++++++++[
+<+++++++++>-]<--.-.>++++++++[<---------->-]<++.>++++++++[<++
+++++++++>-]<++++.------------.---.>+++++++[<---------->-]<+.
+>++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<-.>++[<----------->-]<.+++++++++++
+..>+++++++++[<---------->-]<-----.---.+++.---.[-]<<<]  

happyeaster.txt

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+     __            /^\
+    .'  \          / :.\   
+   /     \         | :: \ 
+  /   /.  \       / ::: | 
+ |    |::. \     / :::'/  
+ |   / \::. |   / :::'/
+ `--`   \'  `~~~ ':'/`
+         /         (    
+        /   0 _ 0   \   
+      \/     \_/     \/  
+    -== '.'   |   '.' ==-   
+      /\    '-^-'    /\    
+        \   _   _   /             
+       .-`-((\o/))-`-.   
+  _   /     //^\\     \   _    
+."o".(    , .:::. ,    )."o".  
+|o  o\\    \:::::/    //o  o| 
+ \    \\   |:::::|   //    /   
+  \    \\__/:::::\__//    /   
+   \ .:.\  `':::'`  /.:. /      
+    \':: |_       _| ::'/  
+ jgs `---` `"""""` `---`

stay out/bad things will happen/badthings.cpp

@@ -1,7 +1,17 @@
 #include <iostream>
 
-int main()
-{
-	while(1){	std::cout << "Bad things are currently happening."; };
-	return 0;
-}
+#define now int
+#define begin main()
+#define please {
+#define end }
+#define forever while(1)
+#define say std::cout <<
+#define ok ;
+#define leave return
+#define quickly 1
+
+now begin please
+    forever please
+        say "HELP I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER " ok end ok
+    leave quickly ok
+end