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# [HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS](
-Not your granddads's framework.
+Boom. Cross-universe compatible.

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This commit broke backward compatibility with anonymous callback closures in ECMAcoffeeNode.js v2.3. Please fix.

Also conflicts with legbone.js custom deferred publisher events v2.1. Get strange error: "Error 90ag9m8a: too responsive"

I now went forward in time and got an HTTP 701: Been Ready For Ages.

"Error 90ag9m8a: too responsive" ... that was a feature right!

Its so easy to use, even my mum knows her way round it!

@kurosevic Did you try compiling with the --responsive=2 flag? You can also try to force a lower responsive value at runtime by setting 2 in config.xml

@dmansouri yes i did recompile, to no avail. I think perhaps my settings file paths are being overridden in my nginpacheTPD directives... but when I access config.xmlie in browser, it returns a 200 and no content body and then I get a dialog box that says "success". do you think it has to do with the fact that i'm using microsoft's new internet explorer specific XML filetype?

@kurosevic I think I know what's going on. There's a known bug with the IE5 bootloader that's preventing multi-threaded access to the cloud partition. Workaround is to enable JSON override mode and recompile the WSDL. Once you've done that, just deploy the __kernelNode binary to the socket listener, restart the Flash daemon and refresh your browser. That should take care of the error. I know, kind of an annoying hack, but it seems to work.

@dmansouri, it worked! THANKSS!!!!!! but now I've lost support for the color blue. :/

@kurosevic That's just the Viagra wearing off. If you need a dealer, I know a reputable source. It's a little complicated because you have to transfer the bitcoins to an offshore account, but The Duke will walk you through the process if you just email him at What I like about his products is that the Viagra is evented, so I can apply back pressure to get a more predicate-table performance profile. Of course, only if you use a LLAMA-style parser in the serialization pipeline.

BTW, I ported this project to Haskell. I'll be uploading the patch as soon as the value-driven testing framework adjudicates the immolated eschaton and continually integrates my changeset with the calculatronic versioning fameworker. I just deployed this to production today because I heard Switzerland made it legal "the other day" as a rider on the maltodextrin-lecithin debate referendum. Go figure.

Anyway, bro on father figure. Do some laps in the pool and think of me. Mwah.

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