in-memoriam - write now, read in the afterlife :P

Lightweight, super fast, ACID transactional in-memory database!

It is RESTful - A place where objects lay to rest.

Full implementation details:

public class InMemoriam {

    public void write(long id, Object o) {
        // do nothing, enjoy life!
    }

    public void delete(long id) {
        // do nothing, enjoy life!
    }

    public void read(long id) {
        throw new RuntimeException("Read is allowed only in afterlife!");
    }

}

Features:

• Read and write at the speed of light!
• Using cutting-edge mathematically proven persistence algorithms
• High quality, 100% test coverage
• Optimized for performance using Zero GC Pressure (TM) technology
• Multi dimensional partitioning
• Layered sharding
• Intuitive replication backed by "survival instinct" replication algorithms
• Integrates well with any other Java technology
• Next-generation non-relational NoSQL database