puts "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you go through door #1 or door #2?"

print "> " door = $stdin.gets.chomp

if door == "1" puts "There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake. What do you do?" puts "1. Take the cake." puts "2. Scream at the bear."

print "> "
bear = $stdin.gets.chomp

if bear == "1"
	puts "The bear eats your face off. Good job!"
elsif bear == "2"
	puts "The bear eats your legs off. Good job!"
else
	puts "Well, doing %s is probably better. Bear runs away." 
end

elsif door == "2" puts "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthulhu's retina." puts "1. Blueberries." puts "2. Yellow jacket clothespins." puts "3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies."

print "> "
insanity = $stdin.gets.chomp

if insanity == "1" || insanity == "2"
	puts "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello. Good job!"
else
	puts "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck. Good job!"
end

else puts "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!" end