(I think it's time to add one of these)
A small webpage thrown together by me that generates incorrect quotes based on the names you enter. The quotes are all taken (with permission) from here. I started with most of the code from there as well, but I found it so bad that I ended up rewriting (almost) all of it. You can see a live version here, or host it on your machine using any static file server.
If you see anything you think can be improved, or want to add a quote, feel free to send it as a reply to issue #2 or create a pull request. I can't guarantee that I'll take care of everything, but I'll certainly try.