Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.
walks UDP package into bar A.
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.
Either way, I don't care.
DEVdas
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
this.engaged = true
Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.
You console it.
It didn't get the context.
Because she didn't get arrays
Because they have constant arguments.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
Foo Bar
A URLogist
-Knock knock -Unsynchronized block -Who's there?
He keeps dropping the database
It had too many <br/>
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Just close the console windows, you wont see any errors.
She: I told him to call me. He: He asked me about my parameters and return type.
FORK YOU!
Guardians of the Galaxy
Hooks!
Because it's above C-level
They are both useless when you open windows
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Answer: A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have , in a way you don't understand.
Answer: Because they can't C# !
Answer: They stop calling each other.
Answer: 1
Answer: None – It’s a hardware problem
He: You're semicolon to my code ;)
She: I code in Python!
ALGORITHM(noun) - Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
1/3 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix.
the rest is used by rm -rf node_modules && npm install
Debugging: Like the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Sharon: I'm facing error
Daniel: close the console window
Sharon: and now ?
Daniel: that's it
the error is gone
Sharon: 😐
Being a Programmer and watching someone HACK a computer on a TV show is like a nurse and watching someone in the movie take blood with a carrot.
Programmer 1: We have a problem! Programmer 2: Let’s use RegEx! Programmer 1: Now we have two problems.
She: I told him to call me
He Asked about my parameters and return type
Yesterday I changed the name of my Wifi to "hack if you can"...
Today I found it named "challenge accepted"
My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
Trying to fix the problem I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when there was a problem
A programmer’s wife asks: “Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
“They had eggs.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very... long... pause...
“Java.”
A journalist asks a programmer
what makes the code bad ?
NO COMMENT
if (coding) {
headphones = true;
focus=100;
conversation = null;
}
This is not a joke, it's a commit.