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main.lua
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love.mouse.setVisible(false)
c = love.audio.newSource("198896__bone666138__8-bit-circus-music.wav")
c:setLooping(true)
c:play()
f = love.graphics.newFont("SigmarOne.ttf",16)
love.graphics.setFont(f)
using_nlove = debug.getregistry()["love.graphics.sdl"] ~= nil
if love.system and love.system.getOS and love.system.getOS() == "Android" then
controls = require("../controls_android")
elseif using_nlove then
controls = require("../controls_dingoo")
else
controls = require("../controls_keybmouse")
end
colors = {}
colors.on = {255,0,0}
colors.off = {63,63,63}
colors.reset = {255,255,255}
w = love.graphics.getWidth()
h = love.graphics.getHeight()
scale = {
x = w/320,
y = h/240
}
say = {
"Whatcha' lookin at?",
"What's sexy about poop?",
"Oh god, what the hell?",
"I'm leaving you.",
"I've never heard of this fetish.",
"No more internet for you.",
"I'm not doing that...",
}
images = {"bg","closed","dudeanddoor","girl","notsafe1","open","safe"}
im = {}
for i,v in pairs(images) do
im[v] = love.graphics.newImage(v..".png")
end
open_time = 1 + 0.05
tclosed = function() return math.random(2,4) end
topen = function()
open_time = open_time - 0.05
if open_time <= 0.05 then
open_time = 0.05
end
return open_time
end
tcheck = function() return math.random(1,3) end
closed_dt = tclosed()
open_dt = 0
check_dt = 0
score = 0
hiscore = 0
function love.update(dt)
if controls.select() or controls.lock() then
if love._version == 70 then
love.event.push("q")
else
love.event.quit()
end
end
if lost then
lost = lost - dt
if lost < 0 and watching_porn() then
lost = nil
closed_dt = tclosed()
open_dt = 0
check_dt = 0
if score > hiscore then
hiscore = score
end
score = 0
open_time = 1 + 0.05
end
else
if watching_porn() then
score = score + dt*100
end
if closed_dt > 0 then
closed_dt = closed_dt - dt
if closed_dt <= 0 then
closed_dt = 0
open_dt = topen()
end
end
if open_dt > 0 then
open_dt = open_dt - dt
if open_dt <= 0 then
open_dt = 0
check_dt = tcheck()
end
end
if check_dt > 0 then
check_dt = check_dt - dt
if check_dt <= 0 then
check_dt = 0
closed_dt = tclosed()
end
if watching_porn() then
lost = 2
lost_say = say[math.random(1,#say)]
end
end
end
end
function love.draw()
love.graphics.push()
love.graphics.scale(scale.x,scale.y)
love.graphics.draw(im["bg"])
if watching_porn() or lost then
love.graphics.draw(im["notsafe1"])
else
love.graphics.draw(im["safe"])
end
love.graphics.draw(im["dudeanddoor"])
if closed_dt > 0 then
love.graphics.draw(im["closed"])
elseif open_dt > 0 then
love.graphics.draw(im["open"])
elseif check_dt > 0 then
love.graphics.draw(im["open"])
love.graphics.draw(im["girl"])
end
if lost then
love.graphics.setColor(0,0,0,191)
love.graphics.rectangle("fill",0,0,320,240)
love.graphics.setColor(colors.reset)
love.graphics.printf(lost_say.."\n\nYOU LOSE.\nScore: "..math.floor(score).."\nHigh Score: "..math.floor(hiscore).."\nBY @josefnpat and @Amanda_Gibbs18 ",0,30,320,"center")
else
love.graphics.printf(math.floor(score).." POINTS",0,8,320,"center")
end
-- draw_controls()
love.graphics.pop()
end
function watching_porn()
if controls.B() then
return true
end
end
function draw_controls()
if not controls.lock() then love.graphics.print("lock",0,0) end
if not controls.DU() then love.graphics.print("DU" ,w*2/7,h*1/5) end
if not controls.DR() then love.graphics.print("DR" ,w*3/7,h*2/5) end
if not controls.DD() then love.graphics.print("DD" ,w*2/7,h*3/5) end
if not controls.DL() then love.graphics.print("DL" ,w*1/7,h*2/5) end
if not controls.A() then love.graphics.print("A" ,w*6/7,h*2/5) end
if not controls.B() then love.graphics.print("B" ,w*5/7,h*3/5) end
if not controls.X() then love.graphics.print("X" ,w*5/7,h*1/5) end
if not controls.Y() then love.graphics.print("Y" ,w*4/7,h*2/5) end
if not controls.select() then love.graphics.print("select",w*2/7,h*4/5) end
if not controls.start() then love.graphics.print("start" ,w*5/7,h*4/5) end
if not controls.BL() then love.graphics.print("BL" ,w*2/7,0) end
if not controls.BR() then love.graphics.print("BR" ,w*5/7,0) end
end