Need Swag, have money

[MageMasher]

Description

It is clear that AverageDatabase is going to be TheNextBigThing™ and I'm trying to impress all the tech-bros by building our Toothbrush-Rental-Coop's ZeroTrust StorageFabric with it. The first thing I need to do to convince our investors we need our SeriesB is SWAG!

Problem

I can't become a thought-leader in the AverageDatabase community unless I can rock the brand.

Approach

(Kidding aside, this project is hilarious) @joswayski needs to open a store where I can buy drop-shipped shirts / hoodies / stickers / coffee-mugs for myself and my team.

[joswayski]

We will prioritize this 100% (before launch of course) as it's a marketing expense and we can just write it off