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[
{
"quote": "I would know if I was. [blowing myself]",
"week": 1,
"person": "Rory"
},
{
"quote": "If it becomes edgy, it's not me. [steam]",
"week": 2,
"person": "Lachlan"
},
{
"quote": "If he were a prostitute he would be happier to be with me.",
"week": 3,
"person": "Lucina"
},
{
"quote": "I have to be real, I can touch myself.",
"week": 3,
"person": "Robert"
},
{
"quote": "[Rob] can you stop sodomising things please?!",
"week": 4,
"person": "Lauren"
},
{
"quote": "Can I have a cheeky geeze? [Orlando Bloom's Penis]",
"week": 4,
"person": "Antoine"
},
{
"quote": "I've had it drilled in to me from both ways.",
"week": 5,
"person": "Robert"
},
{
"quote": "I'll neck anything for $5",
"week": 7,
"person": "Matt #2"
},
{
"quote": "I was King of the stormdrain.",
"week": 7,
"person": "Scott"
},
{
"quote": "I don't mind exposing myself.",
"week": 7,
"person": "James"
},
{
"quote": "Hello, I'd like to hire a yacht please.",
"week": 7,
"person": "James"
},
{
"quote": "In a bag with daddy.",
"week": 7,
"person": "Scott"
},
{
"quote": "There was a day where for breakfast, lunch, and dinner I ate the same Lindt bunny.",
"week": 9,
"person": "Matt #2"
},
{
"quote": "I want a blowjob from Daniel.",
"week": 11,
"person": "Scott"
},
{
"quote": "He was pissing himself shitless.",
"week": 12,
"person": "Robert"
},
{
"quote": "I don't have the core strength to stay straight.",
"week": 13,
"person": "Rory"
},
{
"quote": "What is cash converters?",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "James"
},
{
"quote": "Time to get fat again.",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Rory"
},
{
"quote": "Wow, those are the largest boobs I've ever seen! [Stares at phone]",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Matt #2"
},
{
"quote": "What is a volt?",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "James"
},
{
"quote": "Assface gives good head.",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Matt #1"
},
{
"quote": "Wouldn't be the first time L has worked on her back.",
"week": 4,
"semester": 2,
"person": "James"
},
{
"quote": "... to higher loans given their assets and now they're leveraged out the arsehole.",
"week": 5,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Scott"
},
{
"quote": "Mate, I shit on myself all the time.",
"week": 3,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Robert"
},
{
"quote": "[looking at crotch] Well that's a dissapointment.",
"week": 5,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Merlin"
},
{
"quote": "I don't know computers.",
"week": 5,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Will"
},
{
"quote": "I am the Mary Poppins of electronics.",
"week": 6,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Amy"
},
{
"quote": "It feels better if you don't use a firewall.",
"week": 9,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Commander Salamander"
},
{
"quote": "If I don't wear a condom, I don't need a firewall.",
"week": 10,
"semester": 2,
"person": "Valente"
}
]