Well, hello there 😈. This is RealHotGirlScript, a sexy, statically-typed, object-oriented, and esoteric programming language that truly puts the F-U in fun. RealHotGirlScript is meant to make you smile, laugh, and have a sense of confidence and joy as you create through computer programming. Its witty and hilarious syntax is inspired by some of the sayings that members of the team have each used while programming throughout the years as well as references to pop culture icons such as Megan thee Stallion, Rickey Thompson, and Trevor Wallace.
RealHotGirlScript is brought to you by KeAnna Anglin, Lauren Lindsey, Shanaya Nagendran, and Sage Strieker.
Our langauge website can be found at https://laurenlindsey1.github.io/realhotgirlscript/.
- keywords for variables ending with z
- data structures similar to arrays, sets, and dictionaries
- object oriented programming
- switch statements
.hotgirl
file extension- static typing
JavaScript | RealHotGirlScript |
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string | wordz |
number | digitz (for integer values with paramterized length) or longz (for integers with unlimited length) |
const | stayz |
bool | boolz |
JavaScript | RealHotGirlScript |
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let x = 5; | digitz x: 5!!! |
let y = “hello!”; | wordz y: “hello!”!!! |
let z = 6.9; | longz z: 6.9!!! |
let t = true; | boolz t: trueShit!!! |
let f = false; | boolz f: fraudulentAssBitch!!! |
const name = “real hot girl script”; | stayz name: “real hot girl script”!!! |
dictz <wordz,wordz> stateCapitals: $ California ~ "Sacramento", Nevada ~ "Carson City", Oregon ~ "Salem"#!!!
arrayz <digitz> numbers: [1, 2, 3, 4]!!!
setz <wordz> names: $“Shanaya”, “Keanna”, “Sage”, “Lauren”#!!!
JavaScript | RealHotGirlScript |
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console.log(“Hello World!”); | supLilBitch “Hello World!”!!! |
weOutHereTryinToFunction leftOnRead helloWorld()$
supLilBitch "Hello World"!!!
#
weOutHereTryinToFunction leftOnRead helloWorld(stringz place)$
supLilBitch "Hello " + place!!!
#
weOutHereTryinToFunction stringz helloWorld(stringz place)$
andThemsTheFacts "Hello " + place!!!
#
Single line comments are marked with oop
and multiline comments are marked with :/
at the beginning and /:
at the end.
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- sum = 2 + 4
- difference = 4 - 2
- multiplication = 2 * 4
- integer division = 4 // 2
- float division = 4 / 2
- exponents = 2 ^ 4
- modulus = 4 % 2
RealHotGirlScript | Traditional |
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ATTENTIONATTENTION🗣 | class |
weOutHereTryinToFunction | function |
andThemsTheFacts | return |
keepItPushin | continue |
spreadThatThang🍯 | spread |
iHaveSomethingToSay🙅🏾♀️ | if |
becauseWhyyy😼 | else if |
BECAUSEIMONFUCKINGVACATION👅 | else |
shutUpGirlfriend😈 | switch |
andWhatAboutIt👉 | case |
andLetMeDoMe🤑 | default |
leftOnRead | void |
openHerUp🍑 | for |
sheWaits😩 | async |
supLilBitch | |
hotlineBling💎 | await |
GTFO💩 | break |
- Type mismatch
- Assignment to constant variable
- Continue can only be used in a loop
- Can only call async functions with await
- Expected a number of args in call, got a different number
- Incorrect number of arguments
- Has no member expression
- Break outside of loop or switch
- Not inside a function
- Not subscriptable
- Not callable
- Not a function
- Not a dictionary type
- Not a string
- Not a dictionary
- Not an integer
- Not a boolean
- Not an integer or string
- Not an integer or long
iHaveSomethingToSay🙅🏾♀️ x == 0 $
andThemsTheFacts trueShit!!!
# becauseWhyyy😼 $
andThemsTheFacts fraudulentAssBitch!!!
#
wylin🤪 i < 10 $
text : text + "The number is " + i!!!
i++!!!
#
openHerUp🍑 digitz i: 0 🔥 i < 5 🔥 i++ $
supLilBitch "The number is " + i!!!
#
openHerUp🍑 [0 spreadThatThang🍯 10] $
supLilBitch "We love spreads"!!!
#
RealHotGirlScript
suplilbitch “Hello World!”!!!
JavaScript
console.log("Hello World!");
RealHotGirlScript
weOutHereTryinToFunction digitz add (digitz a, digitz b) $
andThemsTheFacts a + b!!!
#
JavaScript
function add (a, b) {
return a + b;
}
RealHotGirlScript
weOutHereTryinToFunction boolz evenOrOdd(digitz x)$
andThemsTheFacts x % 2 == 0!!!
#
JavaScript
function evenOrOdd(x) {
return x % 2 == 0;
}
RealHotGirlScript
digitz number: 0!!!
wordz day: ""!!!
shutUpGirlfriend😈 number $
andWhatAboutIt👉 0 $
day : "Sunday"!!!
GTFO💩!!!
#
andWhatAboutIt👉 6 $
day : "Saturday"!!!
GTFO💩!!!
#
andLetMeDoMe🤑 $
day : "Weekday"!!!
#
#
supLilBitch "today is a " + day!!!
JavaScript
let number = 0;
let day;
switch (number) {
case 0:
day = "Sunday";
break;
case 6:
day = "Saturday";
break;
default:
day = "Weekday";
}
console.log(“today is a ” + day);
RealHotGirlScript
weOutHereTryinToFunction digitz largestNum(digitz x, digitz y, digitz z)$
iHaveSomethingToSay🙅🏾♀️ x >= y && x >= z $
andThemsTheFacts x!!!
# becauseWhyyy😼 y >= x && y >= z $
andThemsTheFacts y!!!
# BECAUSEIMONFUCKINGVACATION👅 $
andThemsTheFacts z!!!
#
#
JavaScript
function largestNum(x, y, z) {
if (x >= y && x >= z) {
return x;
} else if (y >= x && y >= z) {
return y;
} else {
return z;
}
}
- Arrays
- Assignments
- Binary and Unary Expressions
- Function Calls
- Function Declarations
- If/Else Statements
- Print Statements
- Sets
- Spread For Loops
- While Loops
- Function Bodies