在AUR上发现一个有趣的package,叫做 funny-manpages
。
yaourt -S funny-manpages
funny-manpages收集了很多搞笑的man pages。
pacman -Ql funny-manpages |grep gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/baby.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/celibacy.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/condom.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/date.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/echo.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/flame.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/flog.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/gong.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/grope.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/party.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/rescrog.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/rm.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/rtfm.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/sex.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/strfry.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/tm.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/uubp.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/xkill.6fun.gz
funny-manpages /usr/share/man/man6/xlart.6fun.gz
这些man page以搞笑的方式解释了很多名词,比如关于baby的解释:
man baby
BABY(1) General Commands Manual BABY(1)
NAME
baby — create new process from two parents
SYNOPSIS
baby -sex [m|f] [-name name]
DESCRIPTION
baby is initiated when one parent process polls another server process
through a socket connection in the BSD version or through pipes in the
System V implementation. baby runs at low priority for approximately
forty weeks and then terminates with a heavy system load. Most systems
require constant monitoring when baby reaches its final stages of exe‐
cution.
Older implementations of baby did not require both initiating processes
to be present at the time of completion. In those versions the initi‐
ating process which was not present was awakened and notified of the
results upon completion. It has since been determined that the pres‐
ence of both parent processes result in a generally lower system load
at completion, and thus current versions of baby expect both parent
processes to be active during the final stages.
Successful completion of baby results in the creation and naming of a
new process. Parent processes then broadcast messages to all other
processes, local and remote, informing them of their new status.
OPTIONS
-sex define the gender of the created process
-name assign the name name to the new process
EXAMPLES
baby -sex f -name Jacqueline
completed successfully on July 9, 1992 at 9:11pm. Jacqueline's vital
statistics: 8 pounds 3 oz, 20 inches, long dark hair. The parent
process, Kim Dunbar, is reportedly doing fine.
SEE ALSO
cigar(6), dump(5), cry(3).
BUGS
Despite its complexity, baby only knows one signal, SIGCHLD, (or SIGCLD
in the System V implementation), which it uses to contact the parent
processes. One or both parent processes must then inspect the baby
process to determine the cause of the signal.
The sleep(1) command may not work as expected on either parent process
for some time afterward, as each new instance of baby sends intermit‐
tent signals to the parent processes which must be handled by the par‐
ents immediately.
A baby process will frequently dump core, requiring either or both par‐
ent processes to clean up after it.
Despite the reams of available documentation on invoking and maintain‐
ing baby, most parent processes are overwhelmed.
AUTHORS
From a man page by Joe Beck, <beck@cs.ualberta.ca>.
BABY(1)
你会发现它的格式跟正统的man是一样的,查看方法也是一样用 man XXX
来查看,不过,认真你就输了 ;)