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(ns metabase.util.quotation)
(def ^:const ^:private quotations
[{:quote "The world is one big data problem."
:author "Andrew McAfee"}
{:quote "Data really powers everything that we do."
:author "Jeff Weiner"}
{:quote "I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding."
:author "Hal Varian"}
{:quote "Data is the new oil!"
:author "Clive Humby"}
{:quote "If we have data, let's look at data. If all we have are opinions, let's go with mine."
:author "Jim Barksdale"}
{:quote "Data that is loved tends to survive."
:author "Kurt Bollacker"}
{:quote "Torture the data, and it will confess to anything."
:author "Ronald Coase"}
{:quote "The price of light is less than the cost of darkness."
:author "Arthur C. Nielsen"}
{:quote "Information is the oil of the 21st century, and analytics is the combustion engine."
:author "Peter Sondergaard"}
{:quote "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
:author "Aldous Huxley"}
{:quote "It's easy to lie with statistics. It's hard to tell the truth without statistics."
:author "Andrejs Dunkels"}
{:quote "What gets measured gets managed"
:author "Peter Drucker"}
{:quote "Anything that is measured and watched improves."
:author "Bob Parsons"}])
(defn random-quote
"Get a randomized quotation about working with data."
[]
(rand-nth quotations))