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.travis.yml

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+language: node_js
+node_js:
+ - "node"
+
+after_script: "cat ./coverage/lcov.info | ./node_modules/coveralls/bin/coveralls.js"

README.md

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+[![NPM](https://nodei.co/npm/b9-slander.png?compact=true)](https://nodei.co/npm/b9-slander/)<br />
+[![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/mhelgeson/b9-slander.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/mhelgeson/b9-slander)
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+- - -
+
 # b9-slander
-A b9 slack bot plugin, which makes archaic, false, and damaging statements about users.
+A [b9](https://github.com/mhelgeson/b9) slack bot plugin, which makes archaic, false, and damaging statements about users.
+
+## Methods
+
+#### `b9.slander()`
+Returns a random slanderous string.
+
+## Commands
+
+#### `slander [user] [channel]`
+Make a random slanderous statement directed at a user.
+
+- **`user`** *`{String}`* <br />
+Name of someone to target. Defaults to a randomly selected user.
+
+- **`channel`** *`{String}`* <br />
+Optional `id` of a channel to use. Defaults to the current channel.
+
+## Examples
+
+```
+usr: slander
+bot: bot is a dankish dizzy-eyed bedswerver
+```
+
+```
+usr: slander @mike
+bot: @mike is a clouted idle-headed zounderkite
+```

index.js

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+var ADJ1 = require('./words/adj1');
+var ADJ2 = require('./words/adj2');
+var NOUN = require('./words/noun');
+
+// random array element
+function random ( list ){
+  // rotate array for better distribution
+  list.unshift( list.pop() );
+  // return a random value
+  return list[ Math.floor( Math.random() * list.length ) ];
+}
+
+module.exports = function( b9 ){
+
+  b9.command(
+    'slander [user] [channel]',
+    'Make false and damaging statements',
+    function( msg ){
+      b9.send({
+        type: 'message',
+        channel: msg.argv.channel || msg.channel,
+        text: [
+          msg.argv.user || random( b9.users ).name,
+          'is',
+          b9.slander()
+        ].join(' ')
+      });
+    }
+  );
+
+  b9.slander = function(){
+    return [
+      random( ADJ1 ),
+      random( ADJ2 ),
+      random( NOUN )
+    ].join(' ');
+  }
+};

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "b9-slander",
+  "description": "A b9 slack bot plugin, which makes archaic, false, and damaging statements about users.",
+  "version": "0.0.0",
+  "author": "Mike Helgeson <mike.helgeson+b9@gmail.com>",
+  "contributors": [],
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "repository": "https://github.com/mhelgeson/b9-slander",
+  "keywords": [
+    "slack",
+    "bot",
+    "b9"
+  ],
+  "dependencies": {},
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "coveralls": "^2.11.6",
+    "istanbul": "^0.4.2",
+    "mocha": "^2.2.5",
+    "b9": "1.x"
+  },
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "istanbul cover -x test.js _mocha -- -R spec test.js"
+  }
+}

test.js

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+var assert = require('assert');
+var B9 = require('b9');
+var b9_slander = require('./index');
+
+describe('src/index', function(){
+
+  var bot = new B9({ package:false });
+  bot.self.id = 'UB9M3';
+  bot.users = [{ name:'bot', id:'U123' }];
+  bot.install( b9_slander );
+
+  it('b9.slander() method',function(){
+    assert.equal( typeof bot.slander, 'function' );
+    assert.equal( typeof bot.slander(), 'string' );
+    assert.equal( bot.slander().length > 0, true );
+  });
+
+  it('registers `slander` command',function(){
+    // check the help command is defined
+    simulate('help slander',function( txt ){
+      assert.equal( /Command not found/.test( txt ), false );
+      assert.equal( /slander/.test( txt ), true );
+    });
+  });
+
+  it('generates a slanderous statement',function(){
+    var sent;
+    bot.send = function( msg ){
+      assert.equal( msg.type, 'message' );
+      assert.equal( msg.text.split(' ').length > 5, true );
+      sent = true;
+    };
+    simulate('slander');
+    // make sure the assertions ran
+    assert.equal( sent, true );
+  });
+
+  it('can be directed at any name',function(){
+    var sent;
+    bot.send = function( msg ){
+      assert.equal( msg.type, 'message' );
+      assert.equal( msg.text.indexOf('Clu'), 0 );
+      sent = true;
+    };
+    simulate('slander Clu');
+    // make sure the assertions ran
+    assert.equal( sent, true );
+  });
+
+  it('can be directed to any channel',function(){
+    var sent;
+    bot.send = function( msg ){
+      assert.equal( msg.type, 'message' );
+      assert.equal( msg.channel, '#C123' );
+      sent = true;
+    };
+    simulate('slander user #C123');
+    // make sure the assertions ran
+    assert.equal( sent, true );
+  });
+
+  // simulate an event
+  function simulate ( str, reply ){
+    bot.emit('message', {
+      text: ( str || '' ),
+      channel: 'D' // direct msg
+    }, reply );
+  }
+
+});

words/adj1.json

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+[
+  "an artless",
+  "an auricular",
+  "a bawdy",
+  "a bescumbing",
+  "a beslubbering",
+  "a bootless",
+  "a churlish",
+  "a cockered",
+  "a clouted",
+  "a craven",
+  "a currish",
+  "a daft",
+  "a dankish",
+  "a dissembling",
+  "a droning",
+  "an errant",
+  "a fawning",
+  "a frobbing",
+  "a froward",
+  "a frothy",
+  "a gleeking",
+  "a goatish",
+  "a gorbellied",
+  "an impertinent",
+  "an infectious",
+  "a jarring",
+  "a loggerheaded",
+  "a lumpish",
+  "a mammering",
+  "a mangled",
+  "a mewling",
+  "a paunchy",
+  "a pribbling",
+  "a puking",
+  "a puny",
+  "a qualling",
+  "a rank",
+  "a reeky",
+  "a roguish",
+  "a ruttish",
+  "a saucy",
+  "a spleeny",
+  "a spongy",
+  "a surly",
+  "a tottering",
+  "an unmuzzled",
+  "an untrustworthy",
+  "a vain",
+  "a venomed",
+  "a villainous",
+  "a warped",
+  "a wayward",
+  "a weedy",
+  "a yeasty"
+]

words/adj2.json

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+[
+  "addle-brained",
+  "base-court",
+  "bat-fowling",
+  "beef-witted",
+  "beetle-headed",
+  "boil-brained",
+  "clapper-clawed",
+  "clay-brained",
+  "common-kissing",
+  "crook-pated",
+  "decayed",
+  "deformed",
+  "dismal-dreaming",
+  "dizzy-eyed",
+  "doghearted",
+  "dread-bolted",
+  "earth-vexing",
+  "elf-skinned",
+  "fat-kidneyed",
+  "fen-sucked",
+  "flap-mouthed",
+  "fly-bitten",
+  "folly-fallen",
+  "fool-born",
+  "full-gorged",
+  "guts-gripping",
+  "hag-born",
+  "half-faced",
+  "hasty-witted",
+  "hedge-born",
+  "hell-hated",
+  "idle-headed",
+  "ill-bred",
+  "ill-nurtured",
+  "knotty-pated",
+  "light-blinded",
+  "long-tongued",
+  "milk-livered",
+  "motley-minded",
+  "muddy-mottled",
+  "onion-eyed",
+  "open-arsed",
+  "plume-plucked",
+  "pottle-deep",
+  "pox-marked",
+  "prick-eared",
+  "puisny-tilted",
+  "puke-stockinged",
+  "puppy-hatin'",
+  "reeling-ripe",
+  "rough-hewn",
+  "rude-growing",
+  "rump-fed",
+  "shag-haired",
+  "shard-borne",
+  "sheep-biting",
+  "spur-galled",
+  "swag-bellied",
+  "tallow-faced",
+  "tardy-gaited",
+  "tickle-brained",
+  "toad-spotted",
+  "urchin-snouted",
+  "weather-bitten",
+  "white-livered"
+]

words/noun.json

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+[
+  "apple-john",
+  "baggage",
+  "barnacle",
+  "bedswerver",
+  "bladder",
+  "boar-pig",
+  "bugbear",
+  "bum-bailey",
+  "cacafuego",
+  "canker-blossom",
+  "clack-dish",
+  "clotpole",
+  "coccydynia",
+  "coxcomb",
+  "codpiece",
+  "death-token",
+  "dewberry",
+  "flap-dragon",
+  "flax-wench",
+  "flirt-gill",
+  "fool",
+  "foot-licker",
+  "fustilarian",
+  "fustylugs",
+  "giglet",
+  "gnashgab",
+  "gobermouch",
+  "haggard",
+  "harpy",
+  "hedge-pig",
+  "horn-beast",
+  "hugger-mugger",
+  "joithead",
+  "lewdster",
+  "lout",
+  "lubberwort",
+  "lummox",
+  "maggot-pie",
+  "malt-worm",
+  "mammet",
+  "measle",
+  "miscreant",
+  "moldwarp",
+  "mumblecrust",
+  "neckbeard",
+  "nut-hook",
+  "pecksniffian",
+  "pigeon-egg",
+  "pignut",
+  "puttock",
+  "pumpion",
+  "rakefire",
+  "rapscallion",
+  "ratsbane",
+  "roiderbanks",
+  "scobberlotcher",
+  "scut",
+  "skainsmate",
+  "strumpet",
+  "varlot",
+  "vassal",
+  "whey-face",
+  "wagtail",
+  "wandought",
+  "zoilist",
+  "zounderkite"
+]