spectoral (transparent or rainbow chestplate?) © M

crime directive (misguided policy from above) © M

medallicity (wearing so many awards, they're a significant part of your mass) © M

clamity (mollusc extinction event?) © M

refuseless (worst junk) © M

eaternity (waiting for food to be ready) © M

variabool (binary switch) © M

supeerior (more "equal" than others) © M

screenshout (?) © M

rowbot (boating automaton) © M

kozmos (universe as understood by 🐐) [ru] © M

causemos (causally consistent cosmology?) © M

chi-kin (poultry-adjacent species) © M

chi-ken (poultry expertise?) © M

kurency (used for trading tobacco and chicken) [ru] © M

sellebration (big merch day) © M

conformation bias (slave to the hive) © M

mindustry (some sort of thought police?) © LJ

quatrillion (e4 * e12?) © M

existence of "comPUTer" implies existence of "comGETer" and "comPOSTer" © M

phomeme (contagious phonetic pun) © M

oinkment (pig grease?) © M

pojrom (food maraudery) [ru] © M

waiflength (shrill frequency) © M

painsive (suffering grimace) © M

decloreation (supplemental canon material) © M

soldiering iron (hot brand for motivating troops) © M

youthoria (a happy childhood) © LJ

youphoria (being happy to see someone specific) © LJ

projetile (rocket bullet) © M

existence of "forget" implies existence of "forgive" (also "forset" and "fortake") © M

mardown (sloppy writing) © M

felinetropy (cat care) © M

silicat (feline statuette made of stone) © M

ourigin (common ancestry) © M

feelantropy © M

longuage (highly agglutinative tongue) © M

existence of "swine" implies existence of "svodka" (for some reason...) [ru] © M

existence of "transparent" implies existence of "transchild" © M

black hold (when you can't escape) © M

madthematics © M

helliosphere (infernal atmosphere) © M

handroid (user of artificial limbs) © M

psyborg (psionically augmented) © M

playnetary (global multiplayer) © M

worriables (concerning factors) © LR

commercenary (trader for hire) © M

penspermia (contagious graphomania) © M

pogress (enthusiastic advance) © M

colaborator (scientific coworker) © M

chekhnology (robotniks, for example) © M

sureiken (unerring projectile) © M

whyolation (transgression with no clear purpose) © LR

svinstok (whistle for 🐖) [ru] © LR

eateration (scheduled intake) © M

kvarium (housing for amphibians 🐸) [ru] © M

eelongated (oblong, flexible, and slimy) © M

blessen (?) © M

eelectric (bio-shocker) © M

astronaught (lost in space) © M

innflux (arrival of guests) © M

ass-fixated (asphyxiated by methane emissions?) © LJ

feest (very expensive dinner with lots of tipping) © M

fangtastical (mystical beast?) © M

exprot (selling expired goods) © M

lanturn (?) © M

sirenity (when a racket is finally silenced) © LJ

trainquility (gazing at passing pastures) © M

zignature © M

prepayration (advance deposit) © M

catgories (feline pedigree types) © M

hazrad (☢️) © M

skoupon (greedily looking for discounts) [ru] © LR

wingter (when birds hibernate or fly away) © M

hyperthesis (foundational axiom) © M

fastscinating (instant attraction) © M

newtrino (to-be-discovered dark matter particle) © M

iceotope (frozen heavy water) © M

rollercoster (very expensive attraction) © M

morderation (face control) [ru] © M

atomospheric (?) © M

declay (me mixing up decay and decline by accident) © LJ

confragration (murder by immolation) © M

veryfication (well-substantiated confirmation) © M

minifacturing (mass production of tiny components) © M

unticipate (give up on something) © Yury © mitranim

sistem (employs nuns and nurses) © M

gimmification (adorning with fluff) © M

donegrade (irreversible degradation) © M

casuality (circumstances that control normies) © M

approgsimation (simulated outcome) © M

streat (full of food stalls) © M

pithingk (a wily remark) © M

spearcing (pithing perdition) © M

endlightenment (final revelation) © M

ruleplaying (tabletop with rule lawyer types) © M

boombardment (with loud explosives) © M

hopium © M

scareful © LR

egreedgious (most outrageous cashgrab) © M

restarant (high-class diner for celebrities ✡️) © M

vibe-ility © M

manurefactory (makes libelous/fake news; animal farm) © LJ

leviafan (oversized turbine) © M

consealed (hidden beyond recovery) © M

hybred (metis with a pedigree) © M

doubull (two two-horns) © M

teendency (immature approach) © M

agrrogate (acquire belligerently; see https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/arrogate) © M

heubristic (arrogant decision making) © M

distriboot (leg it to deliver) © M

manitude (various degrees of scale) © M

prisonce (inescapable gaze) © M

asspect (foundational component?) © M

whoreography (lewd dancing) © LR

futrue (inevitable forecast) © M

chore-ography (being forced to dance) © M

whirlpull (cyclic suck) © M

dev-eloper (absconds with another dev, leaving you down two) © M

soupstenance (liquid nutrition) © M

soupstance (liquid sustenance) © M

realativity © M

magnetude (degree of attraction) © M

chainge (sequence of linked consequences?) © M

dialoh (conversation between hapless bumpkins?) [ru] © M

existence of "positron" implies existence of "negatron" © M

flossophy (predilection for thorough cleaning) © M

findamental (difficult-to-discover foundations) © M

eekosystem (full of filthy, slimy, disgusting things and substances, aka most places on Earth) © M

nanifestation (appearance of something strange) [ja] © M

terrafirming (reinforcing soft soil) © M

clensing (under a magnifying glass 🔍) © M

maskot (😼) [ru] © M

killogram (lethal doze of deadly poison) © M

mineframe (powerful machine used for cryptocurrency calculations) © M

antity (hostile/opposing entity) © LR

coughee (difficult drink) © M

confindment (hidden jail) © M

residense (tightly packed quarters) © M

gullectible (sold to chumps) © M

existence of "implant" implies existence of "explant" (prosthetic limbs and such?) © M

robought (autonomous merchandise) © M

bidcoins (tokens you're only allowed to use in auctions) © M

dockument (permit to land in port) © M

sofistry (solving debates with violence) © M

messunderstanding © M

debilerate © LJ

whereiable (unknown factor) © M

kilogramps (measure of dead weight?) © M

sviniature © LJ

euranium (mineral found only in continental Europe) © M

dorminant (complacent at the top) © M

bumker (armored shelter for homeless or refugees) © M

hypathetic (mewling suggestion) © M

pairchute (can carry two, or has two domes) © M

puramids (polyhedrons made of single solid substance) © M

grabitation (force of acquisition) © M

dienosaur (dead lizard) © M

mewborn (kitten) © M

shopment (cargo delivery to/from salespoint) © LJ

umbrace (a hug in the dark) © M

brutiful © LJ

dutchess (ruler of the Netherese) © M

feistival (where they romp and frolic) © M

fastcinating (attention-catcher) © M

boredoom (dangerous ennui) © M

boardom (in a company of boors) © M

withdrawl (growl at someone to give you money? gopnik extortion?) © Y

horizen (soothing landscape) © M

porkupine (large rodent roasted, tasty, spike-free) © M

elewaiter (which EXISTS, but idiots instead called it "dumbwaiter" for some reason) © LR

convertsation (when someone talks to you trying to change your mind on a core tenet) © LR

warloh (pretty much every warlock by default for signing a damning contract for measly powers) [ru] © LR

interwoo (when you try to impress your date with your career rather than character) © LR

interlewd (BG3 companions trying to drag you off to fuck) © LR

faketory (makes counterfeit or subpar goods) © M

ataction (offensive activity) © M

fiendship (gaining trust with an ulterior motive) © M

sarcoughagus (also "sarkoffagus"; full of dust or toxins) © M

alcowhole (container full of intoxicants; pure ethanol; someone at their intake limit) © M

bloodgeoning (hard beating) © M

Culombia ("culo" = "ass" in Spanish) © LJ

servival (of the fittest to serve) © M

plumpkin (rounded-up and yellow in the face from high intake of plant food) © M

Portugeese (wild fowl from West Europe?) © M

existence of "slow" implies existence of "stall" © M

existence of "flashlight" implies existence of "flashdark" (crowd suppression device that blinds you) © M

coperate (out of necessity) © M

enchancing © LJ

heartefact (pacemaker, for example) © M

drinket (prize from drinking competition?) © M

adullt (boring grown-up) © M

owlchemy © M

cowlonize (when you domesticate 🐄🐂) © LR

costumizable (dress it up at will?) © Simon

existence of "together" implies existence of "togiveher" © M

ucranium (slav skull?) © M

bootiful (with gorgeous assets) © M

peercentage (the select best among the equals) © M

diamon (crystalline monster) © M

nut-rition (seed sustenance) © M

encantment (charmed with a cant) © M

banquit (a feast cut short) © M

giraffiti (striped wall painting in a high place) © M

konin (mounted ronin) [ru; 🐴] © LR

deadicated (fatally overzealous) © M

einterteinment (a singular performance) [de] © M

jackass of all trades (bad at everything) © M

cattlyst (encourages animal growth? possibly antibiotics?) © M

horridor (where terrors stalk you) © M

existence of "narcosis" implies existence of "nacrobro" (who sells those drugs) © M

polgovnik (crappy leader) [ru] © LJ

trainsition (travel by railway) © M

moustash (box with theatric makeup) © M

kektus (funny 🌵) © M

overrude (boorisly enforce a decision) © M

tellascope (describes what it observes?) © M

ayynimal (offworld fauna) © M

owwl (pecks you hard) © M

computetive (two machines/AI arguing?) © LJ

farce field (fake protection, like paper tiger military) © M

braindishing (demonstrating intellectual superiority) © M

up 'n eat 'em (excited for feast?) © M

rodiation (re-emitted by irradiated control rods) © M

nuclear detergent (dealing with some sort of infestation by employing nuclear weapons) © LJ

drun-ken (knowledge achieved due to altered state of mind) © M

smotherland (chokes your potential) © LR

erobics (lewd gymnastics) © M

demoncratic (ruled by evil spirits?) © M

carniwall (an obstacle to some of the more carnal pleasures at a festival) © M

burrowcrat (the government form moles use; also "burrowcracy") © LJ

crewsader (part of knightly team?) © M

supermarine (ship that does not submerge; ship with no displacement, like some catamarans) © M

hyperthetical (axiomatic) © M

openion (written thought) © M

existence of "opinion" implies existence of "oquill" (which is used to pen said opinion) © M

fountan (overflows with ionizing radiation?) © M

wenchure (whoring? bride search?) © M

encownter (collision with 🐄) © LR

ledgendary (immortalized in witness accounts) © M

awwsome (irresistibly cute) © M

Neitherlands (🇷🇺🇱🇺) © LJ

yoinktment (appropriated medical treatment) © M

kingdoom (inevitable fate of feudalrchy) © M

lollercoaster (enjoyable attraction) [ja] © M

illiterature (unintelligible scrawlings) © M

hurt immunity (resistance acquired through mass suffering) © M

face transition (melting someone's physiognomy from solid phase to liquid phase) © M

idoit (earnest fool) © M

decocktion (chicken soup) © M

Neinstein (makes no discoveries) © M

madgick (practiced by wild sorcerers) © M

imug (image but just the face, portrait?) © LJ

condolenses (looking closely at misfortune) © M

eyes cream (frozen tears) © M

existence of "hypnosis" implies existence of "hypnobro" (aka the hypnotist) © M

buttler (meddlesome servant) © M

preferendum (collective choice) © Stanislaw Lem

impaincient (hurt by OCD) © M

baita version (alluring early access) © M

cancervation (involves cancerogenic preservatives) © M

protechtion (highly advanced defense) © M

brotection (having muscular bodyguards) © M

afailable © M

punpers (helps if you lose your shit while laughing) © Y

eelium (swim bladder gas) © M

arbotrary (chosen by 🤖) © M

pullarm (two-handed weapon with a hook or harpoon) © M

cosmedics (dressed-up nurses) © M

sendtry (phones home whenever it spots something) © M

rainsack (rob someone under the cover of a storm?) © M

scream reader (very loud assistive technology) © M

rewrok (changing something so much that you wrack it) © M

lewdtenant (visiting, expendable, useful personnel) © M

Ozstralia (upside down land) © M

fur-fetched © M

platinium (currency backed by rare metal) [ru] © M

peripathetic (wandering about in dismay) © M

opgrade (from normal-grade to OP-grade) © M

Shredding Gar's Cat (where the box is rigged to blend the cat if opened wrong; quoted from Steins Gate) © M

marsk (headress worn on the red planet) © M

e-motion capture (recording facial activity) © M

waycation (going far and wide; over the hill and far away) © M

buggage (when you're straddled with the baggage of bugs, e.g. from previous devs/arch 🪲🧳) © LR

mantenance (caring for human health) © M

reincatnation (😼x9) © LJ

beenefits (honey? wax? whatever the fuck else bees are good for) © LR

flushbang (makes them run 🚽💣) © M

levorution (rotation counter-clockwise?; when the lefties win?) © M

bullion (decoction from 🐂) © M

subtellite (well-hidden orbiting object) © M

purgechase © M

fyuri (ferocious her-on-her action) [ja] © M

existence of "developer" implies existence of "devmarryer" © M

manureisms (shitty behaviour) © LJ

manneyurism (a detail of behavior that annoys you to the point of insult) © M

succumbus (give yourself up to it) © M

tryangulate (with small chances of success) © M

apprehensieve © LJ

an absence of proof doesn't prove an absence © M

meowtant (also "mewtant"; ill-bred feline) © M

spinache (gives you a vertigo when eaten) © M

frenchise (popular product out of the land of cheese and wine) © M

existence of "profound" implies existence of "nooblost" © LR

existence of "tree bark" implies existence of "grass meow" © LR

proofound © M

baram (🐏) [ru] © M

dishruptance (accidentally opening dishwasher while it's running) © J/GPT

pignoble (perhaps refined, but only by swine standards) © M

chausvinism (male pig arrogance) © M

desserter (gives up on proper food in favor of sweet surrender) © M

compacat (kitten or mini-bred feline) © M

sexposed (photographed in the act) © M

existence of "male" implies existence of "bone" (if you don't get it, study Latin) © M

vetrification (пустить по ветру) [ru] © M

Ragnarock (music that brings about the end of the world) © M

Lagnarok (apocalyptically bad network connection) [ja] © M

existence of "peeling" implies existence of "pfishing" © M

seemulation (visual-only) © M

artickle (stimulates the imagination) © M

celegrating (a holiday you're fed up with, осторчертело, опостылело, набрыдло, в печёнках сидит, aka the stupid WW2 victory celebration) [ru] © M

effishient (fishing with bombs) © M

blahtant (trite, overused) © M

arcticle (long cold message) © M

ethernal (typo I just saw) © LJ

perspecktive (personal close-up on something you're about to take a bite of) © M

existence of "together" implies existence of "fromgather" (coming back with a hangover) © M

proparations (preparing by putting the props in their rightful places) © M

existence of "biome" implies existence of "syntheticme" © M

existence of "cooking" implies existence of "cooqueen" (hen in charge of evaluating food quality) © M

moodel (recognized by all the farmers) © M

existence of "address" implies existence of "removedress" (also known as "undress") © M

existence of "errand" implies existence of "error" © M

existence of "error" implies existence of "errand" © M

channelge (when you have to channel something but it's difficult) © M

existence of "motivator" implies existence of "teamovator" (impetus for an organized group) © M

troglobyte (Stone Age unit of information) © M

trollglodyte © M

ogressive (belligerent like an 👹) © M

dismembear (tear apart with huge claws, or endure such tearing) © M

riversal (making rivers flow backwards) © M

existence of "payback" implies existence of "payforward" and "payfront" © M

existence of "generosity" implies existence of "memerosity" (propensity for prolific culture?) © M

natality (miscarriage, a natal fatality; alternatively, opposite of "fatality", a birth) © M

capitall (impresses people with skyscrapers) © M

parasit (merely sits at someone else's table) © M

existence of "aerodynamics" and "hydrodynamics" implies existence of "aerostatics" and "hydrostatics" © M

Singapoor © M

existence of "profession" implies existence of "confession" © M

MUGila [ru] © LJ

existence of "handsome" implies existence of "footsome", "legsome", and possibly "mugsome" © M

jawelin © M

escaloped © LJ

extoil (profess with difficulty) © M

equalibrium (balance that's easy to maintain because sides are equal) © M

cuntinent (land of wenches?) © M

existence of "pronounciation" implies existence of "proverbiation" © M

existence of "fast food" implies existence of "feast food" © M

fintness (acrobatic agility) [ru] © M

encunter (one-night-stand) © LR

existence of "gallery" implies existence of "ladlery" (where kitchen utensils are hanged for display) © M

goplet (common mug used by gopniks instead of goblet) © M

cowmoonication (🐄💨) © LJ

fauxtograph (altered or otherwise falsified image) © LJ

dickapitation (the degeneracy known as circumcision) © LJ

avalaunch (start of landslide) © M

strollop (strolling strumpet) © M

eintertainment (one-time laughs for Germanic speakers) © M

existence of "pattern" implies existence of "mattern" © M

spychological warfare © LJ

existence of "talisman" implies existence of "taliswoman" (witch who makes amulets?) © M

rolepay (play-to-win in a single-player RPG? or perhaps accepting bad consequences for a choice you prefer?) © M

batarray (multitude of flying mammals) © Y

conwince (through difficult persuasion options) © M

coinvince (bribe with information) © M

comminication (low-bandwidth information transmission) © M

foolfill (succeed through deception) © M

fucklet (offspring) © M

fuckling (offspring) © M

spectaculation © M

if "louse" becomes "lice" and "mouse" becomes "mice", "house" should become "hice" © M

existence of "patroll" implies existence of "matroll" © M

corpuss (feline body) © M

waygrant © M

fareighner (from remote lands) © M

degrage (cognitive impairment due to anger) © M

mewtant (unusual feline? feliantrope?) © M

consentration (agreeing to focus all efforts on something) © Dogmatix

dorkness © M

you buy food because of your "buyology" © Y

badroom (for naughty activities) © Y

praysing © M

reevil © LR

disguss © LR

zhopinionated [ru] © LJ

a "pest" is just a "pet" with extra "ass" © M

tryangle © M

supper market (found online) © LJ

haunthing © M

existence of "potion" implies existence of "cauldronion" © M

multiplyer © M

existence of "catacomb" implies existence of "cacotomb" © M

cornsider (thinking about brewing cider from grain?) © M

mocrowave (liquidates the target) [ru] © M

hvostile (enemy tailing you) © M

thenks (preliminary gratitude for future actions) © M

younique (name for clothing/fashion brand) © M

Govnorod (for people who really don't like either of the Novgorodi) [ru] © LJ

facepal (friend who smacks you in the face when you do something dumb) © M

kilories (kilo-calories) © M

ourtist (our very own) © M

artitst (NSFW creator) © LR

urodent © LJ

oinktment (tingling tincture) © M

cowenant (between cattle and farmers) © M

leviafang (giant carnivore) © M

scoundrill (a really nosy one) © M

greedient (reagent you added too much of) © M

thinken (deeply thought out, with wisdom and ken) © M

purrtion (kitten food) © M

emperoar (a battlecry in His name) © LR

separare © M

scamera (camera that's used by scammers) © LR

svinvite © LJ

davokat (rolls over the opposition) [ru] © M

techknowlogy © M

painishment © M

notrition (junk food that fails to nourish you) © M

i-magi-nation (using magic to conjure fantasies) © M

amoolet (cow bell) © M

sarcophage (corpse-eating coffin / immolation chamber) © M

gluecose (extra sticky) © M

zhrassik period (famous for big maws and teeth) [ru] © M

brutecast (maybe something like liveleak) © LJ

beer-pressure (when your friend group forces you to drink) © LJ

steeling wheel (held fast just before collision) © Y

drag'n'fly © M

existence of "imperialism" implies existence of "cherubealism" © LR

fart-fetched © M

"barameter" 🐏 © LR

willain © LR

isvini [ru] © LJ

existence of "electronics" implies existence of "dictatronics" © LR

entertrainment © LR

carpent (produced by a carpenter) © M

existence of "cutlass" implies existence of "cutlad" © M

swrod (dangerous poking stick) © M

whirlwing © M

cashalot (rich whale) © Y

barkground (neighborhood full of loud dogs) © M

deadvastating © M

zhornal (food diary) [ru] © LR

dishtribution © M

throll © M

existence of "soak" implies existence of "sash" © M

everthing (not just what you currently have, but everything you'll ever have) © M

existence of "ale" implies existence of "ble" © M

rollplay (i.e. Dungeons and Dragons) © M

piss of shit © M

fortune favors the gold (🪙) © M

inerdtia © M

paindemic © M

existence of "history" implies existence of "herstory" © M

boyler (operated by lads) © M

begginning © M

awaylable (reachable only by mail) © M

amerikoñ (equine from North or South America) [🐴] © Y

screwtiny (revisor's inspection) © LJ

fearizing (spreading or discussing theories that induce fears) © LR

roboutique (store selling robots) © LJ

lore of the land (instead of "law of the land") © LJ

asscalator (elevator with seats) © M

bashtion (assaulted with rams) © M

nayture (unsavory parts of existence humans are in denial about) © M

commpany (makes communications such as chat apps) © M

valiable (subject to expensive reparations if broken) © M

apporved (when you want to tear the MR author a new one but end up approving) [ru] © LR

climbactic (literal peak of a show) © M

desickrate (addle with disease) © M

desecrat (filthy disease-spreading rodent) © M

block hole (hedron-shaped event horizon) © M

manostery (admits only male monks) © M

traiding (traveling bazaar?) © M

hitnosis (smack 'em on the head for obedience) © M

hipnosys (delicate technology for mind control) © M

lawsoot © M

bendroom (where couples display flexibility) © M

coinered (spotted giving or taking a bribe) © M

Satan Claus (makes war, not love 😈🔥) © M

ayyncestors (primordial spores that seed other planets) © M

perdon (forgive after taking revenge on; etymology: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/perdo#Latin) © M

netural (made of spider silk 🕸️) © M

comfurtable (wrapped in hairy animal parts) © M

oringutan © M

consentsus (mutual willingness to engage) © M

fibration (oscillation of fine strings) © M

vegarian (ruthlessly plant-eating?) © M

madicine (sedative or mind-altering drug) © M

comediain't (unfunny person) © LJ

svinfluence © LJ

deiodorant (expels radioactive iodine isotope and prevents buildup) © M

lopster (has large claws and knows the CUT move) © M

mortini (lethally toxic) © M

buffeat (all-you-can-stuff-yourself-with) © M

moonument (made of moon rock, or placed on lunar surface, or depicts a naked butt) © M

brototype (Nth-grand-father) © M

chunkyard (where the biggest metal scraps lie) © M

survival of the fattest (advantage during famine) © M

tourest (pay and relax, others take care of everything) © M

packt (packet of agreements/treaties) © M

accselleration (more and more account purchases) © M

combatible (fight to make them work together) © M

comfident (comfortably sure) © M

paintstackingly (red in face from effort?) © M

gillty (judged in fish people's court) © M

transmugrification (face plastic surgery, severe aging) © M

necktar (protein coctail for developing a buff neck) © M

future cars will replace "steering wheel" with "steering will" (BMI and/or autopilot) © M

velossity (deceleration) © M

pausitive (thinking before agreeing; declared beneficial after some deliberation) © M

eeling (sensation of electrified slimy scales against your skin) © M

dogtor (canine vet) © M

paleostine (ancient human settlements in Mesopotamia or whatever) © M

meateor (slab of meat flying your way 🥩💨) © M

"toothpig" 🪥 🐷 © M

survibe (live comfortably) © M

underniz (below) [ru] © M

synthetech © M

exoskeletone (so skintight, it looks like a tan) © M

existence of "trilobyte" implies existence of "trilobot" (also see: Futurama S06E09) © M

itentical © M

methematics (requires altered state of mind) © M

next of king (inherits the throne) © M

negromancy (african magi arts, i.e. voodoo) © M

licherature (manuscripts on necromancy) © M

cobolt (fastening device made of rare metal) © M

lowgin (entrance in a low position, possibly to a gyne) © M

brokefast (morning food you just had) © Yury © Mitranim

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existence of "romance" implies existence of "rowomance" © M

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eggonizing (bad omelet? a kick in a scrotum?) © M

tanquilizer (tanks the alertness level) © M

refromism © LJ

meanwhole © LJ

existence of "nunchucks" implies existence of "monkchucks" © LJ

adjestment © M

messessary © M

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gimpick (worse for being there) © M

turnado (super spinny 🌪️) © M

wholster (fully hides the weapon) © M

shortgun (sawn-off shotty) © M

sanscript (indian writing) © M

boughtleneck (missing / sold out part) © M

misstery (disappointing reveal) © M

sellulose © M

onederstanding (seeing the truth) © M

cheesel (tool for carving food) © M

situition (briefing on local events, local education) © M

patroleum (fuel for patrol cars) © M

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cowerd (cowes in fear instead of running away) © M

"frostrating" / "frostration" © M

trueditional © M

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reliabel © M

existence of "violet" implies existence of "vioconst" (at least in programming) © M

hogs are "kornivorous" [ru] © M

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existence of "maniac" implies existence of "womaniac" © M

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sloppery © Y

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turtorial (tortuosly slow manual 🐢) © M

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peasentation (presentation for peasants) © M

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apropriate (the right prop for the scene) © M

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ambossador © M

"unchorted" 👿 © LJ

mootivation (drive for something pointless) © M

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dorkumentary (nerd biography) © M

darkumentary (unsavory truths) © M

isotop (most prevalent variant of a given element) © M

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"baram" 🐏 © M

fullanthropy (well-rounded human care) © M

roboot © M

vocabullary (gopnik lingo) © M

vocatbulary (meow language) © M

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svinyard (pigsty 🐖⛺) © LJ

newslater (infrequent news subscription; really slow broadcast) © M

killculator (frag counter) © M

adonments (decorations you put on) © M

angstiety © LJ

sure-iken (homing blade; for non-weebs: "ken" stands for "blade") [ja] © M

humore (because we need mor of it) © M

hoisted by my own retard (failed by an incompetent underling) © M

borkaround © M

hugitive (big-time criminal) © M

strayvelator (travelator that leads you astray, away) © M

signtific © M

laynding (smacking flat down) © M

aggrogate (pull multiple monsters at once) © M

sell yourself chort © LJ

vomeat (indigestible flesh) © M

shilld (paid brand apologizer) © M

rudicule © M

ecolyte © LR

propullsion © LR

nobull (well-bred bovine) © M

blessphemy (forbidden enchantment) © M

intertaining (side distraction between other activities) © M

addmin © M

existence of "lambda" implies existence of "ramda" © LJ

existence of "think" implies existence of "thickk" (and if you don't get it, you're thickk and need to think!) © M

fictionary (has definitions for made up things) © LR

existence of "discover" implies existence of "discunder" © M

malodic (evil music) © M

finctionality (financial features) © M

extrapt (maybe condense from air) © M

rocksygen (oxidizer that makes solid compounds) © M

acheatment © M

alltitude © M

steeroid (drug for improved mental control) © M

cabsule (tiny cramped taxi) © M

roamantic © LJ

selfuric acid (berserk tincture) © M

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miniral (found in scarce amounts or very small chunks) © M

techknowledgy © M

menace (femme fatale, masterful against males) © M

existence of "menace" implies existence of "womenace" (lovelace) © M

fedback (has been provided) © M

purchace (swindling a masterful deal) © M

existence of "anymal" implies existence of "anybon" (it lives and dies; also apparently live creature = bad, dead creature = good 🤔) © M

kotcha © M

existence of "amendment" implies existence of "awomendment" © M

contrabanned © LJ

progless © LJ

untertainment (when you're really not enjoying it) © LJ

reinfarcement (feint / fake attack to bamboozle the enemy) © LJ

realigion (worship of something that actually exists) © M

ancestar (glorious ancestor) © M

averich © LJ

simptoms © LJ

differnet © LJ

soup opera (the kind you watch over dinner) © LR

projectory (estimated travel path) © M

meteore © LR

abscent (maybe when you lost your sense of smell?) © LJ

infactuation (love of objective knowledge) © M

rebelution (uprising) © M

combonents © M

althornative (painful palliative) © M

difficultry © LJ

moduration © Y

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fashinism (excluding certain styles) © M

riplacement (for the deceased) © M

fragtal © M

slayvers (killing half their prey) © M

samplify © M

childrone © M

susstenance (food of suspicious quality or origin) © M

sunstenance (autotrophy by photosynthesis) © M

sunstance (maybe sunscreen?) © LJ

sadtire © M

existence of "mannequin" implies existence of "womannequin" or "womannequeen" © M

mayniac © M

meekanic © LJ

potable energy source (energy-dense liquid fuel; compare "portable energy source"; alternatively, fuel you can drink, like ethanol, or regular water if you can use it for nuclear fusion) © M

peecock (makes a rainbow) © M

elopequence (amorous persuasion) © M

peace of shit © Y

"diabolick" 😋😈 © LJ

properganda (sets your brain straight) © M

millitary (tiny army) © M

performangst © LJ

oiligarch (got rich off fossil fuels) © LJ

coñteenend © Y

mounteen © Y

coñbinatorics © Y

mountin (elevated terrain full of metal ore) © M

treasoning (thinking that leads to betrayal) © M

netification © M

nudefined © M

kebaba (curvy-proportioned female) [ru] © M

reading between the lies © M

accentricities (maybe a weird way of talking?) © LJ

idiucation © M

existence of "tagname" implies existence of "tangame" © M

afrodisiac (voodoo love potion; hungry for melanin) © M

budjet (for rapid spending, money shooting out) © M

napking © Y

argumend (words of reconciliation after heated debate) © M

yakots (much better name for Siberian cats) © LJ

blancat (covering made of feline fur; feline keeping you warm) © M

jellous © M

squadroff © LJ

squadrone © LR

existence of "pedantry" implies existence of "manuantry" © LJ

existence of "Illidan" implies existence of "Wellidan" © LR

existence of "infantry" implies existence of "adultery" (when an army regimen visits a town) © M

predicat (feline beauty standard 🐈😻) © M

strongear © M

bumboo © M

bamboom (🎍💥) © M

disciplan © M

campain © M

ultraviolate radiation (penetrates your defenses) © Y

compromiss © M

coinstraint (finance limitation) © M

oozone © M

madeness © M

preservoir © M

bardarian © M

targeting ridicule (when you keep missing easy shots; aiming to make a laugh out of someone) © LJ

placegolder © TK

authorizate © Y

furtunate © Y

furtune © Y

shieldren © M

payckage © M

cellebrity (one that became a felon and got caught) © LJ

sellebrities (those Z-List actors that only get jobs in infomercials) © LJ

coolonists © LJ

talksick © M

toxsick © M

lobot (mechanical crayfish) © LJ

memecry © LR

charcoil © Yury © Mitranim

broughtcast © M

misogynoir © LJ

eagloo © M

existence of "repair" implies existence of "retriple" © M

chickmate (🐤♟️) © LR

"teach" is just an alternate spelling of "cheat" © M

joinior (freshly hired noob) © M

ur-iginal (true progenitor) © M

lyinguage © M

endustry © M

disingenious © M

existence of "maintenance" implies existence of "secondarytenance" and "optionaltenance" © M

equivalnet © M

existence of "malware" implies existence of "bonware" © LR

existence of "lobotomy" implies existence of "robotomy" [ja] © M

existence of "microbe" implies existence of "macrobe" (possibly giant clothing piece) © M

existence of "mandate" implies existence of "womandate" © M

existence of "mainframe" implies existence of "miniframe" like your 📱 or the brainwashing chip in your skull © M

vasteland (large desert) © M

metaworse © LR

manurevre © LR

existence of "sawtooth" implies existence of "hammertooth" © M

salturate © LR

suturate © M

atrashious © M

probablematic © M

uffset © Y

coolapsed © Y

endolphins (hormonal satisfaction from watching acquatic mammals) © LJ

peatrified © LJ

brandfather © M

percushion (kinetically venting your frustrations on your bed) © LJ

dissatisfiction © M

satisfiction © M

intitsifying © M

gascade (chain reaction in gaseous medium) © M

kidchen © M

seetuation (requires examination) © M

sexplicit © LJ

aggrassive (plant that kills you) © M

rewrad © M

bloomprint © M

invasible © M

existence of "higher-ups" implies existence of "lower-ups" and "lower-downs" © M

existence of "observatory" implies existence of "ignoratory" (place where you put all the crap you don't care about anymore; out of sights, out of minds) © LR

existence of "deprivation" implies existence of "depublication" © M

existence of "republic" implies existence of "reprivate" © M

achtivation (of chronic pain) © M

suffuckate © M

kugelblyatz © LJ

postphone © Mike

deter-mine © Mike

explaination © LJ

permissue (insufficient rights) © M

incert © M

mordification (facial plastic surgery; giving something a face lift, perhaps to make it more capable of murder) [ru] © M

indoctorinate (persuade by using "doctored" sources) © M

batchelor © M

existence of "retrofit" implies existence of "modernfit" © LJ

injetction © M

crediet © M

existence of "backoff" implies existence of "backon" (🐖🥩) © M

existence of "bacon" implies existence of "bakeon", "bacoff", "bakeoff" © M

pawnder © M

stoolen (nicked furniture) © M

breadcast © LJ

Tourkey (open for tourists) © LR

loanger © M

existence of "complacent" implies existence of "compladollar" © M

complaincent © M

indogtrinate © M

bankwards © M

eredicate (drown in blood) © M

cloisterfuck © M

retelliation © M

tranquill (writer's flow state; the feathering of an arrow loaded with a sedative) © M

privat (maybe sensory deprivation tank) © M

existence of "testament" implies existence of "checkament", as well as "exament" and "passament" © M

existence of "oblong" implies existence of "obshort" © LJ

imadgine © M

goptcha © M

existence of "Wolfgang" implies existence of "Sheepgang" © M

concradlulate © M

existence of "satellite" implies existence of "satelheavy" © LJ

existence of "deliver" implies existence of "destomach", "dekidney", and more © M

existence of "widget" implies existence of "widgive" and "widtake" © M

orgenically © Y

sendence © M

uplewd (uploading pornographic material) © LJ

destory (revealing someone's story to be fake?) © LJ

vedgetable © M

debiltor (fiscally careless person) © LJ

existence of "vanguard" implies existence of "truckguard" and "lorryguard" © M

instinkt © M

experimint © M

slackluster © M

chillpanzee © LJ

bearrier (🔒🚪⛔🐻) © LR

assertificate © M

beelivery © LJ

existence of "disasters" implies existence of "asters" (clearly a natural state without any complications) © LJ

disasster (running for 🚽) © M

attidude © LJ

addidude © LJ

additude © M

lunatech © M

reguard © LJ

mascat © LJ

catakerous © LJ

deimostration (scares the viewers) © M

palmface © LJ

lugsury (heavy conveniences) © M

terroretically © M

threedom © LR

jeanocide (extermination of certain types of fabrics?) © LR

maneer © Y

meetrics © M

metricks © M

playnning © M

motherator © Y

sceracity © Y

perishute (flawed/faulty parachute) © LJ

katerlysator (feline male stimulating local females) [de] © LJ

kettlyst © M

clausterfuck © M

adoptation © M

detells © M

paytriotic (paid to care) © M

detechtor © M

indeependent © M

indiependent © M

existence of "ampersand" implies existence of "amperwater", "amperground", "voltsand", and "omsand" © M

mossquito (breeds in dark damp places) © M

sheepherd © M

sheepard © M

farticle (fake news) © M

interrorgation © M

cardtoon © M

appallagize (for saying something appalling) © M

insainty © M

identicool © LR

Jupitier © LJ

buttalion © M

stablished © LJ

holocost © LJ

answear © M

ansewer © M

generus © M

genierous © M

existence of "claymore" implies existence of "clayless" © M

taxt © M

stirng © M

soyl (for growing soy) © M

disingenerous © M

glarifaction (satisfaction from staring someone down) © M

glarification (glare at something to clarify what it is) © M

fartial © M

inproper © M

boottom (alternatively "bootom"; a butt that's asking for a boot) © Y

costline © LJ

ooption © M

proounce © LJ

existence of "program" implies existence of "proton" © M

existence of "plutonium" implies existence of "plugrammium" © M

vietal (important and contested by more than one person/faction) © LJ

existence of "viking" implies existence of "viqueen" © M

phraise © M

architechture © Dogmatix

fatall © M

armswer (solving with violence) © M

gleetch © M

sleepign (🐷 💤) © M

enternity (which you enter never to return) © M

sharety © LJ

onlane © M

upperation © M

procedire © M

restoreant © M

appaintment (torturous meeting) © M

mushmellow © M

meducation © M

can't spell "terror" without "error" 🤔 © M

deimocracy (rule with fear) © M

fistival (of mug punching) © M

hype rofile © M

Newkraine © M

Youkraine © M

curtoon © M

cuckroach © M

aristorat © LJ

credebility (in the eyes of the gullible) © M

credebil © M

beecon (attracts swarms) © M

corroderate © LJ

friedn (peaceful ally) [de] © M

debilerations © M

greedings © LJ

orctillery © M

arctillery © M

arkillery © M

ourtillery © M

holester (fails to hold, stuff falls out) © M

innvitation (to a secret lounge) © M

blyatskrik (Russian WAAAAAAAAAAGH!) [ru] © M

blyatskrieg (frequently attempted by Russia) © LJ

tome raider (bibliologist?) © M

acheapment © M

Waschinken (fitting for all the pigs ruling from there) [de] © LJ

Watchington © M

imbursonate © M

mabye © M

kwantum © LJ

qwantum © M

wariable © M

inishell (left from a seed?) © M

assimulate (eating humans and reanimating them as puppets?) © M

mundatory (a boring routine) © M

fixtrue (accidentally guessing real data when making mockups) © M

defeet © M

abumdant (homeless mob?) © M

riplicate (take apart to make copies) © M

toytal © M

religionship (relation based on common faith) © M

notral © LJ

registeer © M

paytron (profitable customer / big spender) © M

cusstomize (decorate while swearing) © M

queston (endless quest for truth) © M

labortary (studies means of canceling life) © M

truck record (proof of mastery of 🚜) © M

existence of "manual" implies existence of "pedal" © M

existence of "legal" implies existence of "manual" © M

spoontaneous © LJ

delugional (irrational fears of a catastrophe?) © LJ

ordearing © M

assensement © M

emphassis © LR

discriminaltory © LJ

can'trol (loss of control) © LJ

commpromised (when someone hacks into your communications) © LJ

antennah (bad connection) © LJ

payrule © LJ

banalytics (collating useless information) © LJ

paincake © LJ

nacrotics (drugs that kill) © M

retieded © LJ

andrestanding © M

incherested (ready to dip a toe into the toepic) © M

cat-a-strophe (terrible cat poetry 😼) [de] © Y

headpjones 🤔 © M

suitbale © M

axcuse (such as "I just want to ax you a question") © M

memebership © LJ

can't spell "culture" without "cult" 🤔 © M

bahg © M

carbone © M

litterature (🗑️📙) © LR

litreture © M

shottle (shots you into space? 🚀) © M

nebullous (vague 🐂 💩) © M

nebulla © M

bootstripe © M

MIDItate (with calm music) © M

nutshall © M

regreat © M

can't spell "trouble" without "rouble" © M

startvation © M

colaboration (joint scientific research) © M

fail free to do X © M

conthrived © M

rateribution (metering out the vengeance) © M

ratribution (giving pests their due?) © M

susspect (one that got sussed out) © M

creatness © M

existence of "corraction" implies existence of "corrinaction" (when doing nothing is right) © M

corraction (taking action to correct something) © M

lung-term storage (as long as you can hold your breath) © M

eroption (some well-known biological processes would qualify) © M

existence of Argentina implies existence of Ughentina © LJ

existence of "colorado" implies existence of "aurado" (where you hear wonderful many noises) © M

slimestone (rock housing slimy creatures?) © M

systme (an egosystem) © M

echosystem (life in a hollow chamber like a cave) © M

ickosystem (full of icky slimy stuff) © M

slyme (slithers into places you wouldn't expect) © M

oreganism (lives in and feeds on ore, like some bacteria) © M

ecocistern (fully closed bio system) © M

protocess (primordial process that makes life) © M

preditor (editor that vandalizes your text before publication) © M

containgency (prevention plan) © LJ

cointingency (cash shortage) © M

tintfoil © M

artefuckt (that's what happened to the Parthenon and those old sumerian or roman ruins ISIL destroyed) © M

centivize (pay someone scraps to get them to do something?) © M

tallerate © M

decayde © M

illlegitimate (hypochondriac?) © LJ

evidance © M

errelevant © M

lightning urod (disfigurement brought about by lightning; someone so ugly, it asks for divine punishment) [ru] © LJ

hyporkrisy (lying about pigs) © LJ

faket (fake fact; alternative fact) © LR

ded = old and close to dying; coincidence? 🤔 © M

rebeatable (always asking for another 👊) © M

occupaid © M

pingpoint (find with echolocation) © M

scheduel (⚔️) © M

cutstom © M

attactics © M

logation (place that deserves to be cata-logged) © M

menass (dangerous badass; dangerous burden animal, like a rabid mule) © LR

improt (foreign wares spoiled by pests?) © M

frygile (crispy but unstable, like poorly-cooked breading) © M

trainsaction © M

nopposite © M

adequit (leave when it's still early enough to not make things worse) © LJ

oopstacle © Y

lolgislation (stupid law) © LJ

undeed (an action that results in some sort of progress being lost; in German "untat", which is essentially the same word means something like "unconscionable action") © LJ

foolosophy © LR

rastupitsa (an idiot who got stuck in the mud) [ru] © LJ

puntuation (improving or ruining a moment with a well-timed or poorly-timed pun) © LJ

gooberment (alternatively "goobermint"; as in goobers whose main purpose in life is minting cash to drive up inflation) © Chipmunch

lagislature (when laws are put into place too late, for example all sorts of internet-laws because b00mers in the govnovernment are tech-illiterate; slow judiciary in general) © LJ

horrorifics (when your language has way too many honorifics) © LR

everage © M

existence of "livery" implies existence of "diery" © LR

sitisfied (when you can finally sit down after a long walk; when a dog obeys your command) © LJ

satisfiled © LR

outelligent (when your knowledge comes from outside, booksmart) © LJ

integreat © LR

nerf american (with brain damage or something) © M

valuedation © M

protocool © M

infiltrading © LR

diealogue (maybe a written accounting of a discussion and your last words to someone, respectively) © LJ

dialog © LJ

toxygen © M

conclewd © LR

rubbear © M

nayming © M

pump-kin © M

joyager (travels for fun) © LJ

occuracy © M

conceder (after agreeing) © M

querystion © M

algorythm © LJ

sainty check © M

iterat © M

colleaction © M

redumbdant © M

sellebrity © LJ

leadersheep (🐏 🐑 🐑 🐑) © LR

plolitics © LJ

diffinition © M

rat herring © LR

exchange rat © LJ

atomatic © M

incredebil © LJ

incrediblya © M

embrassing © LJ

pullverize © M

gameploy (false advertisement for games) © LJ

sheepment (of fur?) © M

axcess (opening a door with an axe) © LJ

aksess (how it should be spelled) © M

chairish (enjoying a rest) © LJ

villaingers © LR

mehthod © LJ

conscientiousness (quality of wishing to do one's work or duty well and thoroughly) © Y

reaview (a scathing one) © M

spithify © M

godcha (accidental sin) © M

predicktable © M

maytain (or abandon) © M

frushtrated © M

latesaber © M

whybrant © M

ordinnery (a regular dinner) © LR

sobjective (reality that makes some people sad, but not others) © M

fauxsimile © M

mediogre (sub-standard intelligence) © LJ

due tea (when you must attend a ceremony) © LJ

pantry is clearly the place where you store pants © LJ

socialies © LR

shittyotic © LJ

koñcat (🐴🐈) [🐴] © Y

koñcatenate (combine 🐴 with 🐈) [🐴] © Y

intrapolate © M

skeep © M

emurgency © M

waivelength © M

digtionary (where you find digfinitions; archeological map showing dig sites) © M

consoul (consul someone into trading their soul? ethereal ambassador?) © M

campture © M

paymend (reparations) © M

aqueduck (bird squatting around plumbing) © M

physicyst © M

deepduplicate © M

booknig (📖) [ru] © M

Jewrusalem (✡️) © M

grabity © M

commtact © M

godbye © M

shellenge © LJ

despeakable © M

apothecarry © M

snailway (train connection with common delays) © LJ

amplant (amplified implant; implanted amplifier) © LJ

tribull © M

impulsible © M

simpossible (when one keeps failing at a simple task) © LJ

weekling © M

mailfunction (failed email delivery?) © M

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explord © LR

seatizen © M

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gunfar (far gunfire) © LR

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afraidn't © LJ

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muskullar © M

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untelligence (opposite of intelligence) © LJ

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deadly simple © M

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terrorform (terraforming an inhabited planet? genocidal terraform?) © LR

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weakend (not-too-well spent weekend) © LR

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trainiac (training freak) © M

sun of a beach © M

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pinspiration (when you pin down something to be inspired by) © M

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daynger (danger in broad daylight) © M

attention spam © LJ

sunprise (surprising sunrise; out in the heat without solar protection) © LJ

guilelines (untrustworthy guidelines) © LJ

guessthetics (the art of guessing) © LJ

sucksessfool (fool who stumbled its way to success) © LJ

relationshit (bad relationship) © LR

freedge (with free food) © LR

breaktrue (a breakthrough that, unlike all the battery ones, is true) © LR

enterfear (interfere) © LR

conquery (conquest) © LR

apollogy (Apollo apologizing?) © LR

foresick (forsake) © LR

knightmare © LR

maybee (danger of bees) © LR

adoorable (something that can be equipped with a door) © LR

parking slut (my friend today while looking for a free parking slot at a crowded mall) © LR

werehouse (warehouse full of werewolves or something? warehouse that turns into somethine else?) © LR

mistape (when you accidentally stick a piece of duct tape somewhere you didn't mean to) © LR

squatmate (someone you squat with — either as gopniks or when you occupy something unlawfully) © LR

grosseries (groceries you don't really want to eat) © LR

I'll splay your spleen and splatter your brains all over the splashboard, then splice the remains together with a splint, it will be splendid! © LR

goregone (something that's luckily in the past but not without blood spilled) © LR

terrivision (terrible television) © LR

envylope (when you are given a red envelope with a lot more money than your friends and siblings) © LR

cantdy (candy you aren't allowed to eat) © LR

vengetable (vengeful vegetable; a table of vegetables you have to eat for being a bad kid) © LR

teamfork (when you agree with your team to split up and flank the enemy) © LR

retrotarded (made retarded by using retro-aesthetics, like Nintendo games) © LR

keybored (when you start making typos because you're tired of the conversation) © LR

apocalips (when something really fucks up your lips like a third degree burn) © LR

worrning (a worrying warning) © LR

wrotten (something that's written but also rotten because it sucks) © LR

fatmate (a fat flatmate?) © LR