mitchhedberg

Mitch Hedberg was the best.

Installation

You can install the released version of mitchhedberg from CRAN with:

install.packages("mitchhedberg")

You can install the dev version of mitchhedberg from Github with:

remotes::install_github("mkearney/mitchhedberg")

Example

Print a randomly selected Mitch Hedberg joke

mitchhedberg::joke()
#>   I don't own a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

Add to your startup routine (for interactive sessions where {mitchhedberg} is installed)

mitchhedberg::joke_on_startup()

Restart R (examples below)

Restarting R session...

  My friend came up to me and he said "Hey, you know what I like? 
  Mashed potatoes." It was like, "Dude, you gotta give me time to 
  guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you gotta put a pause in there."

Restarting R session...

  I type 101 words a minute, but it's in my own language.

Restarting R session...

  I can read minds. But it's pointless because I'm illiterate.

Restarting R session...

  I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicting to gambling... I'm 
  addicting to sitting in a semicircle.