[NEW]: crypto booster believes some funds and NFTs stolen from metamask wallet due to his plugging in a USB dildo

[mlncn]

Date

2021-12-21

Description

This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTs.

The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app

Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a fucking dildo

Links

https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1473231965927063553

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[mlncn]

mostly this is worthy to be included for hilarity rather than notability but it's a good example of the constant minor losses that constantly happen but go unnoticed if a cryptocurrency booster doesn't publicly post their L

[molly]

Pretty sure this is a joke, which is why I've held off adding it.