+page me

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     plastic-spoon
     sweetheart
     nokia
+    page-me-maybe

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+Page Me Maybe
+=============
+(TTTO Call Me Maybe)
+
+
+The site was up, now it fell,
+Don't ask me why, I can't tell,
+We've got an outage from hell,
+And now it's ruined my day
+
+I got the page, now I wish
+I wasn't looking at this
+They say ignorance bliss,
+So knowledge ruined my day
+
+The site is not loading,
+Good things it's not boding,
+Crashes, sloppy coding,
+This outage is getting scary
+
+[Chorus]
+Hey, now, here's my pager -- I always carry,
+And I'm the on-call, it beeped -- it's scary
+It's hard to wake up, my eyes are weary
+But I'm the on-call, it beeped -- it's scary
+
+You took your time with the call
+It's been a while since nightfall
+I'm tired, can't think at all
+But I can't wait 'till day
+
+I hoped it was no big deal,
+Maybe a blip -- no it's real
+The site is gone, and I feel
+It's gonna ruin my day
+
+Metrics quickly falling
+All queues, backed and slowin'
+Midnight, problem growin'
+How did the dashboard get so scary?
+
+[Chorus]
+[Chorus]
+
+[Bridge]
+Before you paged me late at night,
+It wasn't so bad,
+It wasn't so bad,
+It wasn't so so bad,
+Before you paged me late at night
+It wasn't so bad,
+It wasn't so bad,
+It wasn't so so bad,
+Before you paged me late at night
+Before you came into my life
+It wasn't so bad,
+And you should know that
+It wasn't so bad,
+It's hard to look at the alert, it's scary
+
+[Chorus]
+
+[Bridge]
+
+Your beeps, they're scary