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<title>Mobeh Dick</title>
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<p><a href="http://andrew-hoyer.com/experiments/">Back to more grand experiments.</a></p>
<h1 class="mobeh">CHAPTER 1. Looming(s)</h1>
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<p class="mobeh"><img src="assets/images/k.png" alt="K" />awl meh Ishmael. Sum yurrs ago—nvrmd how looong precisely—having liddle oar no dollars in mah purse, end nuffin particulah to innerest me on shoar, I though I wood sail aboot a little & see the wawawy part of zee wurld. It is uh way I have of drivring off the spleen and regrurating the circuration. Whnvr I find mah self growin grim aboot the mouf; whnvr it is a damp, grizzly Vovember in mah soul; whnvr I find mahself involuntarily pausling b4 coffin wearhouses, an bringin ^ the weer of erry funeral I meat; an espeh-sho-lee wheneva mah hippos get such an uppah hand of meh, that it requires a strawng moarl principal to pervent meh 4rm deriberarey stepin in two teh stre3t, & meth-aw-dick-ly gnawcking ppl's hats awff—then, I ah-count it hi thyme to get to see as spoon as I can. This is my bubstitute for bistol and ball. W/ a filo-sof-tickle flourish Cato throughs himself uh-pon his swerd; I quitely take to teh shihp. Ther is nuh-sing sir-pry-zing in dis. If dey but new it, almost all mehn in thurr duh-gree, sum thyme or uh-ter, chair ish berry nearly teh same feerings twowards the ocaen wif meh.</p>
<p>The above is a translation of the first paragraph of Moby Dick, by Herman Melville (if you didn't already pick up on that), into something that is more fitting for the internet. Thanks to <a href='http://twitter.com/purplewang'>Amy</a> for the help translating!</p>
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