trusted-users' creed:

This is my Nix config. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My config is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without my Yubikey, my config is useless. Without my config, my Yubikey is useless. I must activate my profile true. I must activate it more immutably than my programs who are trying to create mutable state. I must create immutable files before they create mutable ones. I will ...

My config and I know that what counts in programming is not the lines of code we write, the noise of our keyboards, nor the logs our programs emit. We know that it is the configs that count. We will configure ...

My config is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sibling. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its modules, its options, its metadata and its activation command. I will keep my config clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before nix-daemon, I swear this creed. My config and I are the defenders of my computer. We are the masters of our state. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Nix's and there is no state, but purity!