Ultimate noop library, 100% tested, lightweight, zero dependencies, single file.
Node:
$ npm install n0p3 --save
Bower:
$ bower install n0p3 --save
var noop = require('n0p3')
This is Node.js, there are no rules.
n0p3-es2015
by @ahmadnassri - "because reasons"
MIT, obviously, what do you think this is? Apple?