Bump swc

[mischnic]

I hate typescript and its endless combinations of options conflicting with the JS standard...

Includes #8915

Closes #8895

[parcel-benchmark]

Benchmark Results

Kitchen Sink ✅

Timings

Description	Time	Difference
Cold	1.41s	-38.00ms
Cached	347.00ms	+10.00ms

Cold Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/legacy/index.7d75205b.js	1.63kb	+0.00b	338.00ms	-26.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.d20f91ee.js	1.19kb	+0.00b	338.00ms	-26.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/index.1ee30fe4.js	1.12kb	+0.00b	337.00ms	-25.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.html	826.00b	+0.00b	376.00ms	-29.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/index.html	749.00b	+0.00b	376.00ms	-29.00ms 🚀

Cached Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/legacy/parcel.7cdb0fad.webp	102.94kb	+0.00b	209.00ms	-17.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/parcel.7cdb0fad.webp	102.94kb	+0.00b	209.00ms	-18.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/parcel.7cdb0fad.webp	102.94kb	+0.00b	209.00ms	-17.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.7d75205b.js	1.63kb	+0.00b	331.00ms	-30.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.d20f91ee.js	1.19kb	+0.00b	332.00ms	-29.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/index.1ee30fe4.js	1.12kb	+0.00b	330.00ms	-30.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.html	826.00b	+0.00b	385.00ms	-35.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/index.html	749.00b	+0.00b	385.00ms	-33.00ms 🚀
dist/legacy/index.b8ae99ba.css	94.00b	+0.00b	217.00ms	-18.00ms 🚀
dist/modern/index.31cedca9.css	94.00b	+0.00b	217.00ms	-17.00ms 🚀

React HackerNews ✅

Timings

Description	Time	Difference
Cold	6.83s	-38.00ms
Cached	407.00ms	+2.00ms

Cold Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/index.js	463.02kb	+0.00b	982.00ms	-50.00ms 🚀
dist/PermalinkedComment.60e78a07.js	4.18kb	+0.00b	446.00ms	+54.00ms ⚠️
dist/UserProfile.c18819ee.js	1.57kb	+0.00b	446.00ms	+54.00ms ⚠️
dist/NotFound.cfeedbab.js	427.00b	+0.00b	446.00ms	+54.00ms ⚠️

Cached Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/logo.c5bb83f1.png	246.00b	+0.00b	365.00ms	+57.00ms ⚠️

AtlasKit Editor ✅

Timings

Description	Time	Difference
Cold	59.57s	-2.27s
Cached	1.99s	+30.00ms

Cold Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/pdfRenderer.4f3765de.js	1.11mb	+0.00b	10.51s	-679.00ms 🚀
dist/archive.b919f1ad.js	61.47kb	+0.00b	9.71s	+2.12s ⚠️
dist/media-viewer-analytics-error-boundary.e6109a6a.js	3.46kb	+0.00b	9.69s	+2.10s ⚠️
dist/ru.896915b9.js	2.94kb	+0.00b	6.88s	+1.48s ⚠️
dist/codeViewerRenderer.915ef6b3.js	2.84kb	+0.00b	9.69s	+2.10s ⚠️
dist/pt_BR.eccfad73.js	2.19kb	+0.00b	6.88s	+1.48s ⚠️
dist/sk.101f1705.js	786.00b	+0.00b	7.00s	-587.00ms 🚀
dist/ro.a6eff34a.js	612.00b	+0.00b	6.88s	+1.48s ⚠️

Cached Bundles

Bundle	Size	Difference	Time	Difference
dist/component-lazy.60375b05.js	60.45kb	+0.00b	5.28s	+669.00ms ⚠️
dist/pdfRenderer.187ba54d.js	12.21kb	+0.00b	9.50s	+2.65s ⚠️
dist/codeViewerRenderer.915ef6b3.js	2.84kb	+0.00b	9.49s	+2.64s ⚠️
dist/pt_BR.eccfad73.js	2.19kb	+0.00b	5.29s	-1.12s 🚀
dist/heading4.05995ed9.js	1.25kb	+0.00b	5.27s	+654.00ms ⚠️
dist/pt_PT.402f9c4e.js	765.00b	+0.00b	7.07s	+659.00ms ⚠️
dist/ro.a6eff34a.js	612.00b	+0.00b	7.07s	+658.00ms ⚠️

Three.js ✅

Timings

Description	Time	Difference
Cold	4.74s	-29.00ms
Cached	251.00ms	-12.00ms

Cold Bundles

No bundle changes detected.

Cached Bundles

No bundle changes detected.

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