lulzbot

Lulzbot is an IRC bot that runs on node.js, and lives in #stackvm. It's in a state of flux and non-workingness right now, and while I would eventually like it to be npm installable such is not the case right now. Before that happens...

TODO:

(Feel free to do these for me!)

• Add databasery to twitter.js. Twitter.js now only watches for things hard-coded into it. Adding !watch-like commands is desirable.
• Figure out where the Hell the twitter import spam is coming from. My suspicions are that it is in evented-twitter itself.
• Make lulzbot easier to start. Ideally it would be one command, not two. There is a program that should run and manage both "sides" of lulzbot, but it's pretty buggy. I may remove the dnode dependency someday, which was introduced to allow hotloading and better bot uptimes.

Prereqs:

git, node.js. Has an npm file, but that's pretty jacked up atm. I'll fix it as lulzbot becomes more stable.

installation & running

git clone http://github.com/jesusabdullah/lulzbot.git
cd lulzbot/bin
./relay.js --server=<whatever> --nick=<whatever> --channel=<whatever> &
./services.js

commands

• !weather (or !wx) search : what's the weather?
• !source: lists lulzbot's source's url for the active branch
• !onscreen: prints out some kinda Klingon spaceship
• !lns: Shortens urls using ln-s.net
• !furryurl: Shortens urls using furryurl.com
• !watch user/repo (branch): Watch this github repo. The branch argument is optional, and defaults to master.
• !unwatch user/repo (branch): Un-watch a github repo.
• !gitlist: Lists watched github repos.
• !justme: Says if the website at a given url is down.
• !join: Make lulzbot join a channel! (Does not store in a db)
• !part: Make lulzbot part a channel! (Can not part channels specified with options flag)

services

• gitwatch Watches github repos in github.db

In The Works:

• twitterwatch Watches twitter for mentions of stackvm (Currently has broken lib)
• !ddg Duck Duck Go sexiness

author(s)

• Primary: Joshua Holbrook (jesusabdullah)
• James Halliday (substack)
• Peteris Krumins (pkrumins)

licensing

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.