I was adding some new features to PagePark, and stirred up a hornets nest of problems with versions of the request and mime packages.
I had already updated PagePark to work with a breaking change in the mime package.
Which forced me to do an npm update on PP running on one of my servers.
Which resulted in PagePark failing to run.
I got a message about a package named hoex that was somehow invoking strict mode but using a const and this wasn't supported by the version of Node I was running. So I did my best to update Node, and it still didn't run. Did a search (should have done it sooner) and found this bit.