An IRC Bot written in Go - All credit to 0x263b, Cara is just a clowny Porygon2 with poorly implemented changes for a bunch of idiots
# Dependencies
go get -u github.com/thoj/go-ircevent github.com/steveyen/gkvlite github.com/PuerkitoBio/goquery github.com/dustin/go-humanize github.com/kennygrant/sanitize gopkg.in/xmlpath.v2 github.com/kurrik/oauth1a github.com/kurrik/twittergo
# Cara
go get github.com/Seventy-Two/Cara
- Bing: commands/bing
- Giphy: commands/giphy
- Google Geocode: commands/weather
- Last.fm: commands/lastfm
- Forecast.io: commands/weather
- Microsoft Translator: commands/translate
- Twitter: commands/twitter
- Wolfram Alpha: commands/wolfram
- Youtube: commands/youtube
- Dota2: commands/dota
- Omdb: commands/omdb
- Football/Soccer: commands/divegrass
- Wordnik: commands/dictionary
Gives and 8ball style answer to a question
Cara, question?
Cara, Am I going to score with this one girl I just finished talking to?
My sources say no
Gets the first result from Bing for search query
.g/.google/.b/.bing search query
.bing Richard Stallman
Bing | Richard Stallman's Personal Page | http://stallman.org/
Gets the first result from Bing for search query
.g/.google/.b/.bing[0-9] search query
Gets the first result from Bing image search for search query
.img search query
.img Richard Stallman
Bing | Richard Stallman → image/jpeg 257 kB | http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/richard-stallman.jpg
Gets the 0-9th result from Bing image search for search query
.img[0-9] search query
Returns a randomly selected image of Cara Delevingne from Big Dave's personal collection.
.carapic
Returns the word of the day from Wordnik
.word/.wotd
Returns the Wordnik dictionary results (up to 3) for the given query
.dict search query
Returns the upcoming games for the given number of days
.f n1-9
Returns the scores of the games from the past number of days
.f p1-9
Simulates behaviour of n1
.f
Returns information on the current games being played. For tier 3 (Premium) games, games with more than 200 viewers are returned. For tier 2 (Professional) games, games with more than 1000 viewers are returned.
.d2/dota
Returns heroes picked, along with the above
.d2h
Returns scores along with the game data
.d2s
Returns all information
.d2hs
Associates your current irc nick with user. Other lastfm functions will default to this nick if no user is provided.
.set lastfm user
<joebloggs> .set lastfm JosefBloggs
<Cara> joebloggs: last.fm user updated to: JosefBloggs
Weekly stats for user
.charts user
.charts Cbbleh
Last.fm | Top 5 Weekly artists for Cbbleh | Slayer (26), Iced Earth (25), Jean-Féry Rebel (23), Morbid Saint (15), Judas Priest (14)
Returns the currently playing/last scrobbled track for user and top artist tags
.np user
.np Cbbleh
Last.fm | cbbleh is playing: "Super X-9" by Daikaiju from Daikaiju | Surf, surf rock, instrumental, instrumental surf rock
Returns the currently playing track for the users in the channel that have set a lastfm account
.wp
.wp
Sets a nickname for the wp command so that you are not highlighted during wp
.set nick user
Returns tags, imdb + rt ratings, and short descriptions of the given query
.m/.movie search query
Randomly picks an option from an array separated by |
.rand one | two | three
.r do work | don't do work
don't do work
Rolls the given number of d10s
.r/.roll 0-99
Rolls the given number of dice, of the given number of sides
.r/.roll 0-99d0-99
Returns the current ask price, and the current change in % and USD from the NYSE of the given query. Query format must be a NYSE Symbol.
.s/.stocks Query
Info for tv show with episode airtime if available -tv tv show
-tv Better call saul
TVmaze | Better Call Saul | Airtime: Monday 22:00 on AMC | Status: Running | Next Ep: S2E6 at 22:00 2016-03-21
-tv Mr Robot
TVmaze | Mr. Robot | Airtime: Wednesday 22:00 on USA Network | Status: Running
Latest tweet for user .tw/.twitter user
.twitter Guardian
Twitter | The Guardian (@guardian) | Aston Villa target Rémi Garde after sacking Tim Sherwood https://t.co/cqcgUpiEOJ via @guardian_sport | 31 seconds ago
Gets the first definition of query at UrbanDictionary
.u/.ur/.urban query
.urban 4chan
Urban Dictionary | 4chan | http://mnn.im/upucr | you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shoc…
Gets the nth definition for query (only works for definitions 1-7)
.u/.ur/.urban n query
.urban 3 4chan
UrbanDictionary | 4chan | 4chan.org is the absolute hell hole of the internet, but still amusing. Entering this website requires you leave your humanity behind before entering. WARNING: You will see things on /b/ that you wish you had never seen in your life.
Returns the title of a page and the host for html URLs. Returns the type, size, and (sometimes) filename of a file URL.
https://news.ycombinator.com/
Title | Hacker News | news.ycombinator.com
https://41.media.tumblr.com/bca28cbcbba3718cd67fd20062df19b9/tumblr_nl8gekhnLU1tdhimpo1_1280.png
File | image/png 272kB | 41.media.tumblr.com
Returns the set variables for a user
.whois qb
qb | Twitter: @abnormcore | URL: https://dribbble.com/qb
Variables are set using .set url url or .set twitter handle
.set twitter someone
twitter updated to: someone
.set url http://www.something.com/
url updated to: http://www.something.com/
Yahoo Weather for location .w/.we/.weather location
.weather Washington, DC
Weather | Washington | Cloudy 15°C. Wind chill: 15°C. Humidity: 72%
Yahoo Weather Forecast for location .fo/.forecast location
.forecast Washington, DC
Forecast | Washington | Sun: Clouds Early/Clearing Late 16°C/10°C | Mon: Mostly Sunny 19°C/8°C | Tue: Mostly Sunny 23°C/11°C | Wed: Partly Cloudy 24°C/11°C
Associates your current irc nick with location. Other weather functions will default to this location if none is provided.
.set location location
<joebloggs> .set location Washington, DC
<Cara> joebloggs: location updated to: Washington, DC
Finds the answer of question using WolfarmAlpha
.wa question
.wa time in Bosnia
Wolfram | current time in Bosnia and Herzegovina >>> 12:55:38 pm CEST | Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Gets the first result from Youtube for search query
.yt/.youtube search query
.yt Richard Stallman interject
YouTube | I'd just like to interject... | 3m1s | https://youtu.be/QlD9UBTcSW4
These functions are limited to bot admins and can only be used in a private message.
Ignore a user
.set ignore nick
.set ignore Cbbleh
<Cara> I never liked him anyway
Unignore a user
.set unignore nick
.set unignore Cbbleh
<Cara> Sorry about that
Toggles the URL parser for the channel
.set urls on/off channel
.set urls on #lobby
<Cara> Now reacting to URLs in #lobby
Toggles the file URL parser for the channel
.set files on/off channel
.set files on #lobby
<Cara> No longer displaying file info in #lobby
Joins a channel and adds it to auto join
.join channel
.join #foobar
* Cara has joined #foobar
Parts a channel and removes it from auto join
.part channel
.part #foobar
* Cara has left the channel