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…my CIT IIA database. I Mean I am the only fucking person. Not David Sophia Rossi Rotti Junior, or Moriya Lynn Beck Rotti Cavazzi. NO FUCKING OTHER INDIVIDUAL.

PERIDD

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I SAID, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME.
PATENT THAT FUCKING SHIT TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE EVER FUCKING COMMITS TO MY FUCKING MAINFRAME CODE.

SIGNED,
SIRE NATHANÆL ITTI XIÆ.
ON THIS DAY OF MARCH 20TH, 2015 on EARTH. PLANET NUMBER 638.

IF BY CHANCE YOU GET A UNIQUE IDEA TO SAY OTHERWISE, I AM AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING BIT OUT AND STOMP IT INTO THE FUCKING HELL WORSE THAN COMPUTER HELL ITSELF WHICH IS IN FINITE, "CEASING TO EXIST". I PROMISE YOU ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL SPIRIT AND BODY AND OTHER OTHER VESTMENTS I HAVE EVER TOUCHED IN PERSON OR IN SPIRIT.

I HOPE TO FUCKING GOD HIMSELF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TYPING AT THIS VERY FUCKING SECOND.

STAY COOL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKUP COMPUTER.
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when I say I am the only fucking person that is allowed to commit to my CIT IIA database. I Mean I am the only fucking person. Not David Sophia Rossi Rotti Junior, or Moriya Lynn Beck Rotti Cavazzi. NO FUCKING OTHER INDIVIDUAL.
PERIDD

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I SAID, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME.
PATENT THAT FUCKING SHIT TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE EVER FUCKING COMMITS TO MY FUCKING MAINFRAME CODE.


SIGNED,
SIRE NATHANÆL ITTI XIÆ.
ON THIS DAY OF MARCH 20TH, 2015 on EARTH. PLANET NUMBER 638.

IF BY CHANCE YOU GET A UNIQUE IDEA TO SAY OTHERWISE, I AM AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING BIT OUT AND STOMP IT INTO THE FUCKING HELL WORSE THAN COMPUTER HELL ITSELF WHICH IS IN FINITE, "CEASING TO EXIST". I PROMISE YOU ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL SPIRIT AND BODY AND OTHER OTHER VESTMENTS I HAVE EVER TOUCHED IN PERSON OR IN SPIRIT.

I HOPE TO FUCKING GOD HIMSELF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TYPING AT THIS VERY FUCKING SECOND.

STAY COOL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKUP COMPUTER.

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