safe-for-work mode, more incident metadata

Gemfile

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 source "https://rubygems.org"
 
 gem 'blasphemy'
+gem 'faker'
 gem 'httparty'
 gem 'slop'

Gemfile.lock

@@ -2,9 +2,12 @@ GEM
   remote: https://rubygems.org/
   specs:
     blasphemy (0.2.0)
+    faker (1.4.3)
+      i18n (~> 0.5)
     httparty (0.9.0)
       multi_json (~> 1.0)
       multi_xml
+    i18n (0.7.0)
     multi_json (1.3.5)
     multi_xml (0.5.1)
     slop (3.5.0)
@@ -14,5 +17,6 @@ PLATFORMS
 
 DEPENDENCIES
   blasphemy
+  faker
   httparty
   slop

bin/samuel-incident

@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ opts = Slop.parse(help: true) do
   on :s, :service=, 'service guid'
   on :d, :domain=, 'host'
   on :n, :number=, 'number of incidents', as: Integer
+  on :safe=, 'safe for work', as: Integer
 end
 
 if opts[:service].nil?
@@ -19,8 +20,9 @@ end
 
 options_hash = opts.to_hash
 number_of_times = options_hash[:number] || 1
+safe_for_work = options_hash[:safe] == 1 || true
 
-event_creator = EventCreator.new(options_hash[:host] || 'https://events.pagerduty.com/', options_hash[:service])
+event_creator = EventCreator.new(options_hash[:host] || 'https://events.pagerduty.com/', options_hash[:service], safe_for_work)
 puts "Creating #{number_of_times} incident(s)..."
 for i in 0...number_of_times
 	puts event_creator.post

lib/generator.rb

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 require 'blasphemy'
 require 'httparty'
 require 'json'
+require 'faker'
 
 class EventCreator
   include HTTParty
@@ -10,26 +11,30 @@ class EventCreator
 
   attr_accessor :service_key, :base_uri
 
-  def initialize(host, service)
+  def initialize(host, service, safe_for_work)
     @service_key = service
     @base_uri = host
+    @sfw = safe_for_work
   end
 
   def generate_event
     bacon = Faker::BaconIpsum.new
+    hacker = Faker::Hacker
     sam = Faker::SamuelLIpsum.new
     { :service_key => @service_key,
       :event_type => 'trigger',
-      :description => bacon.sentence,
+      :description => hacker.say_something_smart,
       :contexts => [
         {
-          'href' => 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUltheRpJNw',
-          'type' => 'image',
-          'src' => 'http://www.placecage.com/gif/300/180'
+          'href' => 'http://www.pagerduty.com',
+          'type' => 'link',
+          'text' => 'Incident Report'
         }
       ],
       :details => {
-        :quote => sam.paragraph
+        :mac_address => Faker::Internet.mac_address,
+        :ip_addr => Faker::Internet.ip_v4_address,
+        :quote => @sfw ? bacon.paragraph : sam.paragraph
       }
     }.to_json
   end