Random "The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse generator.
Install module from npm - npm i huh.
Module API is simple, use excuse.get(lang) to get one random excuse or
excuse.getAll(lang) to get an array with all of them.
Where lang is any ISO Alpha-2 2-letter country code for which .txt file exists in languages folder.
Default language is english, if you select non-existing language error will be thrown.
const excuse = require('huh')
excuse.get('en') // Returns 1 random excuse
// ie. 'Bad user karma.'
// or 'Cache miss - please take better aim next time'
// or 'Sand fleas eating the Internet cables'
// or 'We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.'
excuse.getAll('en') // Returns an array with all excuses
Or install module as global (npm i huh -g) and just run huh from terminal.
Basic list is taken from here.
To add new excuses update languages/xx.txt where xx is the language you want to update or simply add a file for a new language and send pull request.
- - Add CLI support
- - Add multi-language support?
- - Add Browser support
See RELEASES
MIT -- see LICENSE