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Preface

These quotes are taken from flavor text on Magic: The Gathering cards. Each one is a quote from, or occasionally a comment about, either Jaya Ballard or Chandra Nalaar. Who said which?

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The Quotes

  • "The only 'art' these beasts possess is the art of noise!"
  • "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe... oh, why not all of them?"
  • "Who needs the sun when you've got me around?"
  • "Oh, no - not /you/ again?!"
  • "Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!"
  • "'Utterly' is my favorite way to destroy something."
  • "If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!"
  • "Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."
  • "Frankly, destruction is best left to professionals."
  • "Now /there's/ something you don't see every day."
  • "All my spells smell like burnt hair lately."
  • "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight /everything/ with fire."
  • "Which do you think is the better deterrent: a moat of water or one of fire?"
  • "Who said there are no assurances in life? I assure you this is going to hurt."
  • "Those who wish to invade [CENSORED], please take it up with my servant."
  • "Lighting a fire needs kindling and heat. You be the kindling. I'll bring the heat."
  • "Well, this got out of hand."
  • "You're in luck. I brought enough to share."
  • "The land here seems to go out of its way to kill you."
  • "GOTCHA!"
  • "Anybody want some... /toast/?"
  • [CENSORED] never believed in using her "inside voice".
  • "Yes, I think 'toast' is an appropriate description."
  • "Just the thing for those pesky water mages."
  • "Leaves more room for the big ones to fight in, you know."
  • "Walls? What walls?"
  • "And /I/ say north is where I /want/ it to be!"
  • After the fourth time [CENSORED] left a place engulfed in flames, she decided to just go ahead and make it her thing.
  • "They started it."
  • "Spontaneous combustion is a myth. If you burst into flame, someone wanted you to."
  • "I like it here. You always get a little more for your mana."
  • "I asked if they wanted to do things the easy way. I meant easy for me."
  • "I strive for elegance and speed in my work."
  • "Once great literature - now great litter."
  • "Who'd want to ignite things one at a time?"
  • "That's a lotta nuggets."