Add syfy sigh. Make more marketable (read SEO, barf)

thumblemonks · Feb 3, 2010 · b365f5c · b365f5c
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diff --git a/_layouts/default.html b/_layouts/default.html
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
   <head>
     <meta content='GROW UP' http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' />
     <meta content='width=960' name='viewport' />
+    <meta content='{{ page.description }}' name='description' />
+    <meta content='ack and nak, ack nak, web comic, comic, {{ page.keywords }}' name='keywords' />
     <title>Ack &amp; Nak - {{ page.title }}</title>
     <link href='/images/gusgus_icon.gif' rel='icon' />
     <link href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ackandnak" rel="alternate" title="Ack &amp; Nak" type="application/atom+xml" />
@@ -59,7 +61,9 @@ <h3>Newer Ones</h3>
       </div>
 
       <div id="footer" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
-        &copy; {{ site.time | date: "%Y" }} - Thumble Monks (Justin Knowlden and Carl Brahms) - All rights reserved
+        &copy; {{ site.time | date: "%Y" }}
+        - Thumble Monks (<a href="http://gusg.us/">Justin Knowlden</a> and Carl Brahms)
+        - All rights reserved
       </div>
 
       <script src="/javascripts/ga.js"></script>

diff --git a/_site/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html b/_site/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
   <head>
     <meta content='GROW UP' http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' />
     <meta content='width=960' name='viewport' />
+    <meta content='Graph depicting age vs. one's perception of reality' name='description' />
+    <meta content='ack and nak, ack nak, web comic, comic, graph, age, perception, reality' name='keywords' />
     <title>Ack &amp; Nak - Age vs. Perception of Reality</title>
     <link href='/images/gusgus_icon.gif' rel='icon' />
     <link href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ackandnak" rel="alternate" title="Ack &amp; Nak" type="application/atom+xml" />
@@ -47,14 +49,16 @@ <h2><a href="/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html" title="Age vs. Perceptio
           <div id="right" class="column">
             <h3>Newer Ones</h3>
 
-              Hang out ... maybe one will show up
+            <a href="/comics/syfy-sigh.html" title="Syfy Sigh">Syfy Sigh</a>
 
           </div>
         </div>
       </div>
 
       <div id="footer" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
-        &copy; 2010 - Thumble Monks (Justin Knowlden and Carl Brahms) - All rights reserved
+        &copy; 2010
+        - Thumble Monks (<a href="http://gusg.us/">Justin Knowlden</a> and Carl Brahms)
+        - All rights reserved
       </div>
 
       <script src="/javascripts/ga.js"></script>

diff --git a/_site/comics/syfy-sigh.html b/_site/comics/syfy-sigh.html
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8' ?>
+<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
+<html>
+  <head>
+    <meta content='GROW UP' http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' />
+    <meta content='width=960' name='viewport' />
+    <meta content='An illustration of just how much of a joke the SyFy channel is' name='description' />
+    <meta content='ack and nak, ack nak, web comic, comic, syfy, syfy sucks, sigh, syfy movie captions' name='keywords' />
+    <title>Ack &amp; Nak - Syfy Sigh</title>
+    <link href='/images/gusgus_icon.gif' rel='icon' />
+    <link href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ackandnak" rel="alternate" title="Ack &amp; Nak" type="application/atom+xml" />
+    <link href="/stylesheets/base.css" type="text/css" media="screen" rel="stylesheet"/>
+    <link href="/stylesheets/site.css" type="text/css" media="screen" rel="stylesheet"/>
+  </head>
+
+  <body>
+
+    <div class='container_16'>
+      <div id="header" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
+        <div><a href="/" title="Ack &amp; Nak"><img src="/images/logo.png" alt="Ack &amp; Nak" /></a></div>
+        <div class="punchline">New comics, ad nauseam</div>
+      </div>
+
+      <div id="content" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
+
+
+
+
+        <div class="grid_3 alpha">
+          <div id="left" class="column">
+            <h3>Older Ones</h3>
+
+              <a href="/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html" title="Age vs. Perception of Reality">Age vs. Perception of Reality</a>
+
+          </div>
+        </div>
+
+        <div class="grid_10">
+          <div id="comic">
+            <h2><a href="/comics/syfy-sigh.html" title="Syfy Sigh">Syfy Sigh</a></h2>
+            <img src="/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png" width="476" height="498" alt="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" title="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" />
+            <div class="caption"><p>I mean seriously, can they just stop doing this? This is horrible. Doctor Who - remake. Highlander as a series - remake. Dune - remake. This Dune remake thing they did really pissed me off. It was the worst thing I had ever never finished seeing. Couldn't get past the first 10 minutes, which included that fat guy from Beetleguice who was never a good actor.</p>
+
+<p>As a friend is so fond of saying, "if it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing".</p>
+</div>
+            <div class="published">2010-02-03</div>
+          </div>
+        </div>
+
+        <div class="grid_3 omega">
+          <div id="right" class="column">
+            <h3>Newer Ones</h3>
+
+              Hang out ... maybe one will show up
+
+          </div>
+        </div>
+      </div>
+
+      <div id="footer" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
+        &copy; 2010
+        - Thumble Monks (<a href="http://gusg.us/">Justin Knowlden</a> and Carl Brahms)
+        - All rights reserved
+      </div>
+
+      <script src="/javascripts/ga.js"></script>
+    </div>
+
+  </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/_site/feed.xml b/_site/feed.xml
@@ -5,11 +5,24 @@
     <description>New web comics, ad nauseam</description>
     <language>en-us</language>
     <copyright>Copyright 2010 - Thumble Monks (Justin Knowlden and Carl Brahms)</copyright>
-    <lastBuildDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:52:43 CST</lastBuildDate>
+    <lastBuildDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:21:17 CST</lastBuildDate>
     <generator>Ack &amp; Nak Custom Feed Robot, Eat Me</generator>
     <ttl>40</ttl>
 
 
+    <item>
+      <title>Syfy Sigh</title>
+      <description>
+        &lt;img src="http://ackandnak.com/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png" width="476" height="498" alt="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" title="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" /&gt;
+        &lt;div class="caption"&gt;&lt;p&gt;I mean seriously, can they just stop doing this? This is horrible. Doctor Who - remake. Highlander as a series - remake. Dune - remake. This Dune remake thing they did really pissed me off. It was the worst thing I had ever never finished seeing. Couldn't get past the first 10 minutes, which included that fat guy from Beetleguice who was never a good actor.&lt;/p&gt;
+
+&lt;p&gt;As a friend is so fond of saying, &quot;if it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
+&lt;/div&gt;
+      </description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
+      <guid>http://ackandnak.com/comics/syfy-sigh</guid>
+    </item>
+
     <item>
       <title>Age vs. Perception of Reality</title>
       <description>

diff --git a/_site/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png b/_site/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png
diff --git a/_site/index.html b/_site/index.html
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
   <head>
     <meta content='GROW UP' http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' />
     <meta content='width=960' name='viewport' />
+    <meta content='' name='description' />
+    <meta content='ack and nak, ack nak, web comic, comic, ' name='keywords' />
     <title>Ack &amp; Nak - Everything but no mayo</title>
     <link href='/images/gusgus_icon.gif' rel='icon' />
     <link href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ackandnak" rel="alternate" title="Ack &amp; Nak" type="application/atom+xml" />
@@ -28,18 +30,20 @@
           <div id="left" class="column">
             <h3>Older Ones</h3>
 
-              This is apparently the beginning of it all.
+              <a href="/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html" title="Age vs. Perception of Reality">Age vs. Perception of Reality</a>
 
           </div>
         </div>
 
         <div class="grid_10">
           <div id="comic">
-            <h2><a href="/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html" title="Age vs. Perception of Reality">Age vs. Perception of Reality</a></h2>
-            <img src="/images/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.png" width="448" height="288" alt="Pretty sure my son will be unhappy about this, but his perception of reality is already off the charts ;)" title="Pretty sure my son will be unhappy about this, but his perception of reality is already off the charts ;)" />
-            <div class="caption">Just when you think you're getting it ... nope, you lost it.
+            <h2><a href="/comics/syfy-sigh.html" title="Syfy Sigh">Syfy Sigh</a></h2>
+            <img src="/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png" width="476" height="498" alt="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" title="Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite" />
+            <div class="caption"><p>I mean seriously, can they just stop doing this? This is horrible. Doctor Who - remake. Highlander as a series - remake. Dune - remake. This Dune remake thing they did really pissed me off. It was the worst thing I had ever never finished seeing. Couldn't get past the first 10 minutes, which included that fat guy from Beetleguice who was never a good actor.</p>
+
+<p>As a friend is so fond of saying, "if it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing".</p>
 </div>
-            <div class="published">2010-01-20</div>
+            <div class="published">2010-02-03</div>
           </div>
         </div>
 
@@ -54,7 +58,9 @@ <h3>Newer Ones</h3>
       </div>
 
       <div id="footer" class='grid_16 alpha omega'>
-        &copy; 2010 - Thumble Monks (Justin Knowlden and Carl Brahms) - All rights reserved
+        &copy; 2010
+        - Thumble Monks (<a href="http://gusg.us/">Justin Knowlden</a> and Carl Brahms)
+        - All rights reserved
       </div>
 
       <script src="/javascripts/ga.js"></script>

diff --git a/_site/sitemap.xml b/_site/sitemap.xml
@@ -3,15 +3,22 @@
 
   <url>
     <loc>http://ackandnak.com/</loc>
-    <lastmod>2010-01-21T20:52:43-06:00</lastmod>
+    <lastmod>2010-02-03T09:21:17-06:00</lastmod>
     <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
     <priority>1.0</priority>
   </url>
 
 
+  <url>
+    <loc>http://ackandnak.com/comics/syfy-sigh.html</loc>
+    <lastmod>2010-02-03T09:21:17-06:00</lastmod>
+    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
+    <priority>0.2</priority>
+  </url>
+
   <url>
     <loc>http://ackandnak.com/comics/age-vs-perception-of-reality.html</loc>
-    <lastmod>2010-01-21T20:52:43-06:00</lastmod>
+    <lastmod>2010-02-03T09:21:17-06:00</lastmod>
     <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
     <priority>0.2</priority>
   </url>

diff --git a/_site/stylesheets/site.css b/_site/stylesheets/site.css
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ a, a:visited { color: #555; }
   padding: 1ex; text-align: center;
 }
 #content #comic img { background-color: #fff; }
+#content #comic p { margin: 0; padding: 1ex 0; }
 #content #comic .caption { font-style: italic; }
 
 #footer { text-align: center; margin: 1em 0; padding: 1ex; }
diff --git a/comics/_posts/2010-01-20-age-vs-perception-of-reality.html b/comics/_posts/2010-01-20-age-vs-perception-of-reality.html
@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@
 width: 448
 height: 288
 alt: "Pretty sure my son will be unhappy about this, but his perception of reality is already off the charts ;)"
+description: Graph depicting age vs. one's perception of reality
+keywords: graph, age, perception, reality
 ---
 
 Just when you think you're getting it ... nope, you lost it.
diff --git a/comics/_posts/2010-02-03-syfy-sigh.html b/comics/_posts/2010-02-03-syfy-sigh.html
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+---
+layout: default
+title: Syfy Sigh
+comic: "syfy-sigh.png"
+width: 476
+height: 498
+alt: "Snakes on a submarine with Luke Perry is an all time favorite"
+description: An illustration of just how much of a joke the SyFy channel is
+keywords: syfy, syfy sucks, sigh, syfy movie captions
+---
+
+<p>I mean seriously, can they just stop doing this? This is horrible. Doctor Who - remake. Highlander as a series - remake. Dune - remake. This Dune remake thing they did really pissed me off. It was the worst thing I had ever never finished seeing. Couldn't get past the first 10 minutes, which included that fat guy from Beetleguice who was never a good actor.</p>
+
+<p>As a friend is so fond of saying, "if it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing".</p>
diff --git a/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png b/images/comics/syfy-sigh.png
diff --git a/stylesheets/site.css b/stylesheets/site.css
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ a, a:visited { color: #555; }
   padding: 1ex; text-align: center;
 }
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+#content #comic p { margin: 0; padding: 1ex 0; }
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