Implementation of the veryslowpidhax shown here given a new title because it sounds better as it is stupidly slow.
As of this time I'm not sure how well this implementation works or if it even works at all. If this does work this should give access to all the services listed here.
This was just a project I completed in a very minimal amount of time so the code is probably messy and most likely incomplete. Most of the code is based on others work where I just implemented the execution
Download the precompiled binaries or just compile from source then open up homebrew then run the StuPIDSlowHax.3dsx wait for the exploit to complete then you should be able to return to the homebrew launcher and load up something that uses the services
As it is Stupidly slow it takes in my estimates about 2 weeks to complete, but that is just an estimate using my math skills so it has the posibility of taking longer or shorter but most likely longer.
Q: What Firmware Versions does this work on?
A: Works™ on all system versions at this time (12/13/16)
Q: Why would I use this?
A: Not sure, you might just like the pain of waiting and not being able to use a 3ds for a few weeks
Q: What use is this to me
A: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Q: Will you be updating this?
A: Nope, I personally won't be working on this but feel free to make a Pull Request to fix my work
Steveice10 - Memchunkhax2 Implementation (what I based my shit on)
Mrrraou - Mr. Kitty Man showed me the way to do things
3dbrew - Documentation of the exploit
Smea - for the Homebrew Launcher, and lots of 3ds work
Yellows8 - His work in documenting the 3ds, and documentation on the exploit
Rei - <3 ily <3
Ryan - he's a cute kitty <3