Revert r34260, r34261. Comments add flavor to the source code!

Remember that expletives aren't used just for fun; they indicate the severity of the problem that had to be worked around.

includes/GlobalFunctions.php

@@ -2020,6 +2020,8 @@ function wfRelativePath( $path, $from ) {
  * arrays to be randomly corrupted just because some of them consist
  * of numbers.
  *
+ * Fuck you, PHP. Fuck you in the ear!
+ *
  * @param array $array1, [$array2, [...]]
  * @return array
  */

includes/Parser.php

@@ -1570,7 +1570,7 @@ function replaceInternalLinks( $s ) {
 			if ( preg_match( $e1, $line, $m ) ) { # page with normal text or alt
 				$text = $m[2];
 				# If we get a ] at the beginning of $m[3] that means we have a link that's something like:
-				# [[Image:Foo.jpg|[http://example.com desc]]] <- having three ] in a row messes up,
+				# [[Image:Foo.jpg|[http://example.com desc]]] <- having three ] in a row fucks up,
 				# the real problem is with the $e1 regex
 				# See bug 1300.
 				#

includes/Parser_OldPP.php

@@ -1583,7 +1583,7 @@ function replaceInternalLinks( $s ) {
 			if ( preg_match( $e1, $line, $m ) ) { # page with normal text or alt
 				$text = $m[2];
 				# If we get a ] at the beginning of $m[3] that means we have a link that's something like:
-				# [[Image:Foo.jpg|[http://example.com desc]]] <- having three ] in a row messes up,
+				# [[Image:Foo.jpg|[http://example.com desc]]] <- having three ] in a row fucks up,
 				# the real problem is with the $e1 regex
 				# See bug 1300.
 				#