Zyrthofar is my name. It means "the one upon whose shoulder the sun shines brightest" in proto-indo-european.
Working for Kumojin, a Quebec-based company that specializes in being awesome, has saved my life three times in the past. I estimate that it will save it again about twelve more times in the future.
I am the maintainer of Ravn, an open-source notification orchestrator with a staggering rating of 1 star(s)!
I desire to level-up in electronics, robotics, ECS, machine learning, artificial intelligence, and nuclear physics. Here's my Patreon.
See work.
- I can count on one hand how many languages I can speak.
- I am a direct descendant of some early homo sapiens named Gruhgruub.
- I have given more than 50,000 clementines in the past 20 years, 99.4% of which were not moldy.
- The emoji 😱 was modeled after me in october of 2011.
- I have looked at 5.9e-217% of the Internets. My goal is to one day reach the end, and I am making good progress so far.
- My GitHub password is not
hJRi2wyPqFEN. - I don't mind when bananas are brown.
- I know by heart the name of the country I am currently living in.
- I successfully meditated a full minute without losing concentration!
- I believe to have the best GitHub profile in my company.
- I finished third place in the International Liars Competition of 2018.
- I found the answer to the ship Of Theseus paradox.
- I did not create a new javascript framework!
- I have more unfinished personal projects than anyone else on the planet.
Cower in awe in front of these magnificent statistics:
As shown above, I was born in 2011.
I do not appreciate being told that I am using javascript:
Truth is, my main profile is on Gitlab, which shows that I use Go, and used to use Ruby. My GitHub profile only shows that I used to used to use C#.