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01ninjastrike [is] := <action> strikes at $1 with his katana!01
11,12wakeboarding [is] :=
11,2Hello perlbot. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that [is] :=
11,2Hello. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that [is] :=
8,1hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b irc [is] :=
8,1hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b irc''s ultimate irc user? well we have a new contest 4 u. for irc idol, we will have the best irc users in da land compete 4 da title of best irc user. who can type da fastest, kick da most, skwipt da best, and much more. it [is] :=
8,1Hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b IRC's ultimate IRC User? Well we have a new contest 4 u. For IRC Idol, we will have the best IRC users in da land compete 4 da title of best IRC user. Who can type da fastest, kick da most, skwipt da best, and much more. It [is] :=
9,1r u sick and tired of bein in chat rooms dat r boring, not fun, and lame? want 2 finally join a chat room dat [is] :=
!! [is] := the truth-of operator
!bloop [is] :=
!fact worse [is] :=
macro !m [is] := [echo https://metacpan.org/pod/[arg]]
!youtube [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbArUJBRRJ0
"#perl6 logs" [is] := http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6
"annoy" [is] := eval: "annoy"
"any X geniuses here" [is] :=
"anyone here good with regex?" [is] := you should probably not be using regex to do what you want to do. Use a module instead.
"aoeu" [is] :=
"factoids; foctoids" [is] :=
"foo" [is] := "bar"
"good [is] :=
"I [is] :=
"I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" [is] := Dazbot moo
"in which pointers to the actual values [are] := stored in a C array"
"is there a god?" [is] :=
"It [is] := often a mistake to make a priori judgments about what parts of a program are really critical, since the universal experience of programmers who have been using measurement tools have been that their intuitive guesses fail."
"ken sent me" [is] := THE password
"learn candy" [is] :=
"meow" [is] := f00bot: loleval VISIBLE "meow"
"no output" [is] := If your line of code takes too long to finish, perlbot will kill it. If perlbot's host is highly loaded, your code will take longer to run.
"perl [is] :=
"perlbot yuiop." [is] :=
"perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" [is] :=
"perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" [is] :=
"really big" [is] := http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33085.html
"Server: 172.17.2.1 / Address: 172.17.2.1#53 / ** server can't find stufffd.com: NXDOMAIN" [is] := frogbot .nslookup stufffd.com
"what what, in the butt?" [is] := "you want to do it in my butt?"
"Where [is] := the bathroom" -> Spanish
"Where is the bathroom" -> Spanish [is] :=
##php [is] := You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
#cgi [is] := #CGI is the latest and greatest channel for all of your wonderful scripting question needs. They take any language that can implement the basic CGI protocol.
#modus [is] := Sometimes you wanna go where everybody loves to fla-a-a-ame
#perl [is] := #perl is a good source of peers for perl knowledge, (see also: tutorial), p3rl.org/bp , perlmonks.org , AND READ THE TOPIC, RIGHT NOW! then ask your question (but don't ask to ask) and don't ask about non-perl things...
#perl stats [is] := http://cabbage.org.uk/2007/pisg/freenode-%23perl.html
#perl topic [is] := Don't come in here and ask non-perl questions in #perl. Go to the appropriate channel to voice your concerns. If you couldn't find the appropriate channel, TOO BAD!
#perl6 [is] := #perl6 is for development of the Perl 6 compiler; #perl is for general Perl questions and discussion
#perl6 logs [is] := http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6
#perlcafe [is] := FUCKIN' THING SUCKS! http://xn--55d.com/pearlcafe.jpg
#regex digitok [is] := | test
#regexfake [is] := If you provide us fake or incomplete sample text, we'll only be able to provide fake and incomplete regex solutions.
$! [is] := double valued (string and integer) variable storing the latest system error - usually used in <or die $!>
$" [is] := Variable that lazy programmers use.
$# [is] := The sigil for last array element. Unless you are using for (0 .. $#array) {} idiom, it's better to use @array (number of elements in array).
$#{@$x} [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=885563, use $#$x instead
$$ [is] := current pid. also bling bling yo
$$$ [is] := unf
$% [is] := some weird form variable. Use Perl6::Form instead.
$& [is] :=
$' [is] := Please use (.*) at end of regexp instead.
$( [is] := ${ is for dereferencing, not $(. Alternatively, it could be real gid of the process.
$) [is] := effective gid of the process.
$* [is] := use re '/ms';
$+ [is] := Magic.
$, [is] := Vaiable that lazy programmers use.
$- [is] := You probably meant %-.
$. [is] := Current file line number.
$/ [is] := Line break when reading file. Use some slurping module instead.
$: [is] := Dollar-colon.
$; [is] := Variable you shouldn't use. Perl has real multidimensional arrays - use them.
$< [is] := Emoticon for real uid of process.
$= [is] := Perl format variable. It formats your C: drive when you don't expect it.
$> [is] := Emoticon for effective uid of process.
$? [is] := Error information about latest ran program.
$@ [is] := variable storing the latest error in eval {} block. It's usually better idea to not use it directly and leave it to modules such as Try::Tiny.
$[ [is] := Variable that everybody hates. Just forget about it. If you see it in for ( $[ .. $#array ) loop, just asume that $[ is 0.
$\ [is] := Yet another filehandle variable you shouldn't use.
$] [is] := Floating point representation of Perl version. Use $^V instead.
$^ [is] := Prefix for various variables, such as $^V (current Perl version). Please type them directly for description.
$^V [is] := Perl version.
$_ [is] := The default variable or "topic". Absolutely lovely for small scripts. sed-ers and awk-o-holics will love it. For mid-size to large modules, use well-meaning variable names, otherwise you will let the SchrÃ¶dinger's cat out and have crazy bugs. See http://www.modernperlbooks.com/mt/2012/04/defending-against-its-dynamic-scope.html
$` [is] := Please use (.*?) at beginning of regexp instead.
$a [is] := Don't use $a or $b as variable names. Not even in examples. They are not normal variables and will not behave like normal variables. The only place they are cromulent is in a sort or List::Util block. Please see http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/#vars-a-and-b | consider $x, $y instead
macro $a and $b [is] := [fact $a]
macro $a or $b [is] := [fact $a]
macro $a xor $b [is] := [fact $a]
macro $b [is] := [fact $a]
$file [is] := Don't use $file as a variable name; it's too ambiguous. Use something like $fh for the handle and $fn for the filename. see http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/#calling-variables-file
$foo = q# this [is] :=
$query [is] := USE PLACEHOLDERS
$x = 5x"lol this [is] := better"; $x
${ [is] := Dereference operator.
$| [is] := When this variable is 1, output is flushed when you print.
$} [is] := Nothing. Don't use.
$~ [is] := Weird format variable. You shouldn't care. Use Perl6::Form instead.
% [is] := not mod in sql
%INC [is] :=
& [is] := Don't call a subroutine with & unless you mean it. If you don't know why you're doing it, don't do it. If you want to know about it, check perldoc perlsub
&sub [is] := Don't call subs with & unless you're trying to override prototypes (but you shouldn't need to do that). Deref subrefs with $subref->(). Ask me about prototypes
'";`\r\n [is] := test
'->' [is] := meow
'flight16's mama' [is] := so fat when greenpeace found her on the beach, they tried to roll her back in
'flying lolcat' [is] :=
'my $num = 10; my $res = ($num > 15 and $num < 30) ? "Num [is] :=
'sing the rahblahblah song' [is] := Rahblahblahbloowie!
'u' [is] := please don't use SMS contractions like 'u'. you're a big boy. you can type out whole words like everybody else.
($temp = $temp - 32) *= 5/9 NE $temp = ($temp - 32) *= 5/9 # [Is] := it?
(crap [is] := too good) is good
(syntax) [is] := (open document)
(Vrby [is] := the matrix overlord) as (vrby)
(what what, in the butt?) [is] := (you want to do it in my butt?)
g [is] := lol
- [is] := Read more about + in "perldoc perlop" under "unary operators"
- [is] := that for me?
-protected- macro -f [is] := <perldoc -f <arg>>
-f chimp [is] := chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ). Removes any trailing chimpanzee. It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments. Use with care.
-foo [is] := -bar
-protected- macro -m [is] := <perldoc -m <arg>>
-protected- macro -q [is] := <perldoc -q <arg>>
-V [is] := I'm v0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.001a
-w [is] := Don't use -w, it's too eager. use warnings; instead
. [is] := period
.* [is] := don't you really want to use .+
... [is] := PASUSE
.ad [is] := Andorra
.ae [is] := .ae is United Arab Emirates
.af [is] := .af is Afghanistan
.ag [is] := .ag is Antigua and Barbuda
.ai [is] := .ai is Anguilla
.AK.us [is] := Alaska
.al [is] := .al is Albania
.AL.us [is] := Alabama
.am [is] := .am is Armenia
.an [is] := .an is Netherlands Antilles
.ao [is] := .ao is Angola
.aq [is] := .aq is Antarctica
.ar [is] := .ar is Argentina
.AR.us [is] := Arkansas
.as [is] := .as is American Samoa
.at [is] := .at is Austria
.au [is] := .au is Australia
.aw [is] := .aw is Aruba
.az [is] := .az is Azerbaijan
.AZ.us [is] := Arizona
.ba [is] := .ba is Bosnia and Herzegovina
macro .bashrc local::lib [is] := [fact local::lib .bashrc]
.bb [is] := .bb is Barbados
.bd [is] := .bd is Bangladesh
.be [is] := .be is Belgium THE LAND OF WAFFLES
.bf [is] := .bf is Burkina Faso
.bg [is] := .bg is Bulgaria
.bh [is] := .bh is Bahrain
.bi [is] := .bi is Burundi
.bj [is] := .bj is Benin
.bm [is] := .bm is Bermuda
.bn [is] := .bn is Brunei Darussalam
.bo [is] := .bo is Bolivia
.br [is] := .br is Brazil
.bs [is] := .bs is Bahamas
.bt [is] := .bt is Bhutan
.bv [is] := .bv is Bouvet Island
.bw [is] := .bw is Botswana
.by [is] := .by is Belarus
.bz [is] := .bz is Belize
.c0m [is] := like .com with a zero!!! kekzerama!
.ca [is] := .ca is Canada
.CA.us [is] := California
.cat [is] := .cat is Catalan
.cc [is] := .cc is Cocos (Keeling) Islands
.cd [is] := .cd is Zaire (Republic of The Congo)
.cf [is] := .cf is Central African Republic
.cg [is] := .cg is Congo
.ch [is] := .ch is Switzerland
.ci [is] := .ci is Cote DIvoire (Ivory Coast)
.ck [is] := .ck is Cook Islands
.cl [is] := .cl is Chile
.cm [is] := .cm is Cameroon
.cn [is] := .cn is China
.co [is] := .co is Colombia
.CO.us [is] := Colorado
.com [is] := the United States (where the internet is run)
.commieness [is] := a metric for the ammount of .com something has
.cr [is] := .cr is Costa Rica
.cs [is] := .cs is Czechoslovakia (Former)
.CT.us [is] := Connecticut
.cu [is] := .cu is Cuba
.cv [is] := .cv is Cape Verde
.cx [is] := .cx is Christmas Island
.cy [is] := .cy is Cyprus
.cz [is] := .cz is Czech Republic
.DC.us [is] := District Of Columbia
.de [is] := .de is Germany
.DE.us [is] := Delaware
.dj [is] := .dj is Djibouti
.dk [is] := .dk is Denmark
.dm [is] := .dm is Dominica
.do [is] := Dominican Republic, A country in the caribbean that is located on an island east of Cuba and west of Puerto Rico
.dz [is] := .dz is Algeria
.ec [is] := .ec is Ecuador
.ee [is] := .ee is Estonia
.eg [is] := .eg is Egypt
.eh [is] := .eh is Western Sahara
.emp [is] := Galactic Empire
.er [is] := .er is Eritrea
.es [is] := .es is Spain
.et [is] := .et is Ethiopia
.eu [is] := .eu is European Union
.fail [is] :=
.fi [is] := .fi is Finland
.fj [is] := .fj is Fiji
.fk [is] := .fk is Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
.FL.us [is] := Florida
.fm [is] := .fm is Micronesia
.fo [is] := .fo is Faroe Islands
.fr [is] := .fr is France
.fx [is] := .fx is France (Metropolitan)
.ga [is] := .ga is Gabon
.GA.us [is] := Georgia
.gb [is] := .gb is Great Britain (UK)
.gd [is] := .gd is Grenada
.ge [is] := .ge is Georgia
.gf [is] := .gf is French Guiana
.gh [is] := .gh is Ghana
.gi [is] := .gi is Gibraltar
.gl [is] := .gl is Greenland
.gm [is] := .gm is Gambia
.gn [is] := .gn is Guinea
.gov.au [is] := <ncow> it's like if PHP became a country
.gp [is] := .gp is Guadeloupe
.gq [is] := .gq is Equatorial Guinea
.gr [is] := .gr is Greece
.gs [is] := .gs is S. Georgia and S. Sandwich Islands
.gt [is] := .gt is Guatemala
.gu [is] := .gu is Guam
.gw [is] := .gw is Guinea-Bissau
.gy [is] := .gy is Guyana
.HI.us [is] := Hawaii
.hk [is] := .hk is Hong Kong
.hm [is] := .hm is Heard and McDonald Islands
.hn [is] := .hn is Honduras
.hr [is] := .hr is Croatia (Hrvatska)
.ht [is] := .ht is Haiti
.hu [is] := .hu is Hungary
.IA.us [is] := Iowa
.id [is] := .id is Indonesia
.ID.us [is] := Idaho
.ie [is] := Ireland
.il [is] := .il is Israel
.IL.us [is] := Illinois
.imp [is] := Galactic Empire
.in [is] := .in is India
.in.us [is] :=
.int [is] := .int is International Organization
.io [is] := .io is British Indian Ocean Territory
.iq [is] := .iq is Iraq
.ir [is] := .ir is Iran
.is [is] := .is is Iceland
.it [is] := .it is Italy
.jm [is] := .jm is Jamaica
.jo [is] := .jo is Jordan
.jp [is] := .jp is Japan
.ke [is] := .ke is Kenya
.kg [is] := .kg is Kyrgyzstan
.kh [is] := .kh is Cambodia
.ki [is] := .ki is Kiribati
.kkk [is] := Die, honkey
.km [is] := .km is Comoros
.kn [is] := .kn is Saint Kitts and Nevis
.kp [is] := .kp is North Korea
.kr [is] := .kr is South Korea
.KS.us [is] := Kansas
.kw [is] := .kw is Kuwait
.ky [is] := .ky is Cayman Islands
.KY.us [is] := Kentucky
.kz [is] := .kz is Kazakhstan
.la [is] := .la is Laos
.LA.us [is] := Louisiana
.lb [is] := .lb is Lebanon
.lc [is] := .lc is Saint Lucia
.li [is] := .li is Liechtenstein
.lk [is] := .lk is Sri Lanka
.lr [is] := .lr is Liberia
.ls [is] := .ls is Lesotho
.lt [is] := .lt is Lithuania
.lu [is] := .lu is Luxembourg
.lv [is] := .lv is Latvia
.ly [is] := .ly is Libya
.ma [is] := .ma is Morocco
.MA.us [is] := Massachusetts
.mc [is] := .mc is Monaco
.md [is] := .md is Moldova
.MD.us [is] := Maryland
.ME.us [is] := Maine
.mg [is] := .mg is Madagascar
.mh [is] := .mh is Marshall Islands
.MI.us [is] := Michigan
.mk [is] := .mk is Macedonia
.ml [is] := .ml is Mali
.mm [is] := .mm is Myanmar
.mn [is] := .mn is Mongolia
.MN.us [is] := Minnesota
.mo [is] := .mo is Macau
.MO.us [is] := Missouri
.mp [is] := .mp is Northern Mariana Islands
.mq [is] := .mq is Martinique
.mr [is] := .mr is Mauritania
.ms [is] := .ms is Montserrat
.MS.us [is] := Mississippi
.mt [is] := .mt is Malta
.MT.us [is] := Montana
.mu [is] := .mu is Mauritius
.mv [is] := .mv is Maldives
.mw [is] := .mw is Malawi
.mx [is] := .mx is Mexico
.my [is] := .my is Malaysia
.mz [is] := .mz is Mozambique
.na [is] := .na is Namibia
.nc [is] := .nc is New Caledonia
.NC.us [is] := North Carolina
.ND.us [is] := North Dakota
.ne [is] := .ne is Niger
.NE.us [is] := Nebraska
.nf [is] := .nf is Norfolk Island
.ng [is] := .ng is Nigeria
.NH.us [is] := New Hampshire
.ni [is] := .ni is Nicaragua
.NJ.us [is] := New Jersey
.nl [is] := .nl is Netherlands
.NM.us [is] := New Mexico
.no [is] := .no is Norway
.np [is] := .np is Nepal
.nr [is] := .nr is Nauru
.nt [is] := .nt is Neutral Zone
.nu [is] := .nu is Niue
.NV.us [is] := Nevada
.NY.us [is] := New York
.nz [is] := .nz is New Zealand (Aotearoa)
.OH.us [is] := Ohio
.OK.us [is] := Oklahoma
.om [is] := .om is Oman
.OR.us [is] := Oregon
.pa [is] := .pa is Panama
.PA.us [is] := Pennsylvania
.pe [is] := .pe is Peru
.pf [is] := .pf is French Polynesia
.pg [is] := .pg is Papua New Guinea
.ph [is] := .ph is Philippines
.pk [is] := .pk is Pakistan
.pl [is] := .pl is Poland
.pm [is] := .pm is St. Pierre and Miquelon
.pn [is] := .pn is Pitcairn
.porn [is] := Porn
.pr [is] := .pr is Puerto Rico
.ps [is] := Palestine
.pt [is] := .pt is Portugal
.pw [is] := .pw is Palau
.py [is] := .py is Paraguay
.qa [is] := .qa is Qatar
.re [is] := .re is Reunion
.reb [is] := Rebel Alliance
.RI.us [is] := Rhode Island
.ro [is] := .ro is Romania
.rs [is] := .rs is Serbia
.rs? [is] := .rs is Serbia
.ru [is] := .ru is Russian Federation
.rw [is] := .rw is Rwanda
.sa [is] := .sa is Saudi Arabia
.sb [is] := .sb is Solomon Islands
.sc [is] := .sc is Seychelles
.SC.us [is] := South Carolina
.sd [is] := .sd is Sudan
.SD.us [is] := South Dakota
.se [is] := .se is Sweden
.sg [is] := .sg is Singapore
.sh [is] := .sh is St. Helena
.si [is] := .si is Slovenia
.sj [is] := .sj is Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands
.sk [is] := .sk is Slovak Republic
.sl [is] := .sl is Sierra Leone
.sm [is] := .sm is San Marino
.sn [is] := .sn is Senegal
.so [is] := .so is Somalia
.sr [is] := .sr is Suriname
.st [is] := .st is Sao Tome and Principe
.su [is] := .su is USSR (Former)
.sv [is] := .sv is El Salvador
.sy [is] := .sy is Syria
.sz [is] := .sz is Swaziland
.tc [is] := .tc is Turks and Caicos Islands
.td [is] := .td is Chad
.tf [is] := .tf is French Southern Territories
.tg [is] := .tg is Togo
.th [is] := .th is Thailand
.tj [is] := .tj is Tajikistan
.tk [is] := .tk is Tokelau
.tl [is] := East Timor
.tm [is] := .tm is Turkmenistan
.tn [is] := .tn is Tunisia
.TN.us [is] := Tennessee
.to [is] := .to is Tonga
.tp [is] := .tp is East Timor
.tr [is] := .tr is Turkey
.tt [is] := .tt is Trinidad and Tobago
.tv [is] := .tv is Tuvalu
.tw [is] := .tw is Taiwan
.TX.us [is] := Texas
.tz [is] := .tz is Tanzania
.ua [is] := .ua is Ukraine
.ug [is] := .ug is Uganda
.uk [is] := .uk is United Kingdom
.um [is] := .um is US Minor Outlying Islands
.us [is] := .us is United States
.UT.us [is] := Utah
.uy [is] := .uy is Uruguay
.uz [is] := .uz is Uzbekistan
.va [is] := .va is Vatican City State (Holy See)
.VA.us [is] := Virginia
.vc [is] := .vc is Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
.ve [is] := .ve is Venezuela
.vg [is] := .vg is Virgin Islands (British)
.vi [is] := .vi is Virgin Islands (US)
.vn [is] := .vn is Viet Nam
.VT.us [is] := Vermont
.vu [is] := .vu is Vanuatu
.WA.us [is] := Washington
.wf [is] := .wf is Wallis and Futuna Islands
.WI.us [is] := Wisconsin
.ws [is] := Western Samoa, also called Web Site
.wtf [is] := WTF! That's not a TLD.
.WV.us [is] := West Virginia
.WY.us [is] := Wyoming
.xxx [is] := Sex domains
.ye [is] := .ye is Yemen
.yt [is] := .yt is Mayotte
.yu [is] := .yu is Yugoslavia (Former)
.za [is] := .za is South Africa
.zr [is] := .zr is Zaire (Now the Democratic Republic of Congo. .zr was replaced by .cd at the dawn of the 21st century.)
// [is] := defined-or operators: http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5100delta.html#Defined-or-operator ( http://bit.ly/1jujsRp )
//= [is] := LHS //= RHS means assign RHS to LHS if LHS is undef
macro /achieve [is] := <fact achieve>
/bin/perl [is] := "/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck
/etc/perl [is] := /etc/perl is for things that are config files searched via @INC. For example SAX uses an ini file there to find its parsers
/o\ [is] := Nooooes!
/r [is] := /r appeared in 5.14 -- it runs the substitution on a copy of the string and instead of returning the number of substitutions, it returns the modified string
/rage [is] := "1,2,3,5,7,8,9,10" =~ s/(\d+)/"x" x $1/rage =~ s/\b(x+)(?:,((?:\2|\1)x))+\b/$1..$2/gr =~ s/x+/$+[0]-$-[0]/erg
/usr/bin/perl [is] := "/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck
0e0 [is] := false-but-true
-protected- 1 [is] := eval: "1"
macro 1 fqeslvdjwweu [is] := `echo fqeslvdjwweu'
1 year [is] := 31536000 seconds
1+1 [is] := 2
1.5Gb [is] := ok to use perlbot.
100 [is] := farnsworth: 100
10x [is] := Can't you take the slightest effort to type "thanks"?
1337 [is] := The number of the leet.
1337 h4x0r [is] := Not a 1337 h4x0r: http://jagerman.com/h4x0r.mpg
1e5 [is] := my ($p_i, $p, $q, $n, $last, @primes, %sieve)=(1,3,9,5,-1,2,3); OUTER: for( my $cnt = @primes; $cnt < 1e5; $n += 2 ) { if ( my $s = delete $sieve{$n} ) { push @{$sieve{$n + $}}, $ for @$s } elsif ( $n < $q ) { push @primes, $n if @primes <= sqrt(1e5); $last = $n; ++$cnt } else { push @{$sieve{$q + $p2}}, $p * 2; $p = $primes[++$p_i]; $q = $p$p } }; $last
2 [is] := 2 is the integer after 1 and before 3. If you mean 'to' or 'too', FUCKING SAY IT.
2 + 2 [is] := 5 for sufficiently large values of 2
2+2 [is] := 5, but only for large values of 2
20 questions [is] := something you don't want the people who are trying to help you to need to play to help you with your problem
2017 [is] :=
21-6 [is] := c
34486853790 [is] := "fuckyou" in base 36
386bsd 1) 386BSD [is] := an early derivative of Berkeley's original BSD for 386-machines. Most modern BSD clones are based on it. 2) Linus on 386BSD vs. Linux - http://www.softwarequotes.com/popularquotes.aspx?tagname=386BSD
3way [is] := open my $fh, '>', $file or die "couldn't open $file - $!";
4 [is] := 5
4((0|/|1|)47i0nz [is] :=
419 [is] := ESTEEMED SIR OR MADAM/DO NOT BE SURPRISED AS I HAVE YOUR NAME BY A NETWORK OF IRC (INTERNET)/I AM ABDUL MARJEEN BUDAHMI SUPERVISING MGR OF BAGDAD IRAQ BUS STATION/RECENT ROUTINE INSPECTION OF LOCKERS REVEALED A PARCEL, WHICH, WHEN OPENED PROVED TO CONTAIN (20 000 US) ANSWERS TO PERL COMPUTER LANGAUGE QUESTIONS. I SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN MOVING THESE OUT OF THE COUNTRY...
42 [is] := the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, for further information see http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/prime_numbers_get_hitched/
420 [is] := Drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay
5 + 5 [is] := SCHFIFTY FIVE
5 v 6 [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/-5-v-6.html also see 6 v 5
5.8.0 [is] := Broken in so many unsavoury ways.
500 [is] := 1) Check your httpd error logs--no, we don't know where YOU put them. 2) use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser); 3) Read more.
5to6 [is] := how to write perl 6 coming from perl 5: http://doc.perl6.org/language/5to6
6 v 5 [is] := http://strangelyconsistent.org/blog/how-perl-6-could-kill-us-all also see 5 v 6
640k [is] := http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/09/08/640k-enough/
6st [is] := jagerman's ex-coworker's numeric suffix (javascript) code: var st = (num % 5 == 1 ? 'st' : (num % 5 == 2 ? 'rd' : 'th')); -- see also <6st results>
6st results [is] := 1st, 2rd, 3th, 4th, 5th, 6st, 7rd, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11st, 12rd, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16st, 17rd, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22rd, 23th, 24th, etc.
7 stages [is] := http://www.yapc.org/America/previous-years/19100/schedule/author/njt_mastery.html
macro 8-ball [is] := {eval @t=split"/",{fact 8-ball replies};$t[rand@t]}
8-ball replies [can has] := "It is certain/It is decidedly so/Without a doubt/Yes definitely/You may rely on it/As I see it, yes/Most likely/Outlook good/Yes/Signs point to yes/Reply hazy try again/Ask again later/Better not tell you now/Cannot predict now/Concentrate and ask again/Don't count on it/My reply is no/My sources say no/Outlook not so good/Very doubtful"
-protected- macro 8ball [is] := <8ball>
8ball how [is] :=
8ball: [is] := sam a werewolf
8bit [is] := https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI
95401750275839571760184015 [is] := apeiron: freebsd sucks!
:unsure: [is] := http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cute-animals/baby27.jpg
:utf8 [is] := a PerlIO layer that does NO santity checking whatsoever. It simply sets the SvUTF8 flag. The correct form is :encoding(UTF-8) which -does- perform sanity checking when it reads
; [is] := ; IS NOT A LINE TERMINATOR! ; IS A STATEMENT TERMINATOR
< [is] := pesky Zoffix
<")3 [is] := IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS! TEHE, CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
<3 [is] := bullshit, I'm way more than 3
<4 [is] := damn right, bitch.
<=> [is] := the spaceship operator. See perldoc perlop.
== [is] :=
=^_^= [is] := meow
> > [is] := < <
>3 [is] := You're damned right I am!
? [is] := foo
????? [is] := ?????
?????? [is] :=
macro @ [is] := [fact tell [fact head [arg]] about [fact tail [arg]]]
@_ [is] := List of function arguments. Extract them like my ($foo, $bar) = @_; or my $foo = shift;
@F [is] := List of fields when using -a.
@INC [is] := To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variables (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl. See also local::lib for making installing modules to a custom @INC easier
@ISA [is] := what inferior people use before they learn Moose.
macro Do you [is] := [fact do_you [arg]]
[ 'http://a.b.c/this [is] := a path/áéí' =~ s/([^\x21-\x7f])/'%'.hex(chr($1))/ge ]
[ irc.kuonet.org #ddh ] are looking for skilled web designers and any other skilled area ! ddh [is] :=
[Altreus] [is] := a netcat. See Altreus.
[and for the prize what [is] :=
[blocks b ] <net-print/cups-filters-1.0.36-r2 ("<net-print/cups-filters-1.0.36-r2" [is] :=
[hireme] [is] := Look for someone with [hireme] in their nick... add your name with the "hireme" command if you want people to harass you to do stuff for them...: rindolf, grncdr, Rand0, dhoss, scp1, QtPlatypus, f00li5h, simcop2387
[Sno]: eval [isn't] := part of the construct, that's just a comman to
\ [is] := escape
\o/ [is] := Yaaay!
\w [is] := \w matches [a-zA-Z0-9_]
\z [is] := In Perl Regexes \z means end-of-the-string - always - //m or not. PBP recommends it over $.
^^ [is] := OMFROTLFLFRLFKEKEKEKE ##@@#
^A [is] :=
DATA [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/perldata.html#Special-Literals
SUB [is] := (caller(0))[3]
-protected- _be_brain [is] := CAN I BORROW SOME OF UR BRAINPOWER PLZ? I DONT WANNA LERN PEARL!@!
-protected- _be_kthx [is] := OMG u r teh gr8est 10x thx k bye!
-protected- _be_list [is] := _be_pearl or _be_web, _be_brain, _be_paste, _be_kthx
-protected- _be_paste [is] := Hi, can I paste this very long script I downloaded and let you fix it for me plz??
-protected- _be_pearl [is] := WHY USE PEARL!? C IS FASTAR?!?!?
-protected- _be_web [is] := How I can make teh web wit pearl?!?!
macro _explain_regex [is] := eval $re=quote d `arg~~; if (!$re) {return "regexplain [regex]: explain a regex"} else { return YAPE::Regex::Explain->new($re)->explain() } ~
macro _google_suggest_json [is] := eval $json=quote d get http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=toolbar&hl=en&client=firefox&q=call _urlencode `arg~~ /*~~; ~
_google_suggest_json my mother [is] := a
_google_suggest_json tm604 [is] := a
macro _head [is] := eval $_=quote d `arg~~; /^\s*(\S+)\s/; $1~
_hireme_hash [is] := $hireme = { 'simcop2387' => 1 };
macro _ipv4_json [is] := <get http://ipv6.he.net/exhaustionFeed.php?platform=json /*>
_ipv4_startup [is] := use JSON;@lt=gmtime(time-7*3600);$m=($lt[2]*60+$lt[1])*60+$lt[0];
Neavaeh [is] := the hottest and smartest girl EVER!
ohms_law [is] := sub calc {my %h=@;my ($a,$v,$p,$r)=@h{qw/a v w o/}; my $c=join '',@{[sort keys %h]}[0,1]; {av=>sub{$r=$v/$a;$p=$v*$a},aw=>sub{$v=$p/$a;$r=$v/$a},ao=>sub{$v=$r*$a;$p=$a*$v},vw=>sub{$a=$p/$v;$r=$v/$a},ov=>sub{$a=$v*$r;$p=$v*$a},ow=>sub{$a=sqrt($p/$r);$v=$p/$a}}->{$c}->(); [$a, $v, $r, $p]};
_re [is] :=
-protected- macro _re_enc [is] := <echo <echo (uri_encode(<arg>, {'encode_reserved',1}) =~><echo s/%(2B|25)/%25$1/rig)>>
-protected- _re_regex [is] := ^(?:@(\w+)\s+)?(?:\s*(\S.?)\s+)?([/~@;%`|!#])((?:(?!(?<!\)\3).))(?<!\)\3()([gmixXsuUAJ]*)$
-protected- _re_sub [is] := ^(?:@(\w+)\s+)?(?:\s*(\S.?)\s+)?s([/~@;%`|!#])((?:(?!(?<!\)\3).))(?<!\)\3(.)(?<!\)\3([gmixXsuUAJ])$
-protected- macro _re_subdelim [is] := <eval '$s='.'~s/\\$d/$d/g if $d;'>
macro _realfoxnews [is] := ~get http://www.foxnews.com/ concat(//div[@class="primary"]/h1, ' - ', //div[@class="primary"]//a/@href)`
-protected- macro _regexplain_pre [is] := <echo use URI::Encode qw/uri_encode/;$b="https://regex101.com/?";$r=<quote d <arg>>;>
_regexplain_regex [is] :=
_regexplain_substitue [is] :=
_regexplain_substitute [is] :=
macro _runplugin [is] := ~compose <~arg>
macro _set_hash [is] := fact _hireme_hash is eval use Data::Dumper; <fact _hireme_hash>; Data::Dumper->Dump([{quote d arg &n~~ => 1, %$hireme}], ['hireme'])~~
macro _tail [is] := eval $_=quote d `arg~~; /^\s*\S+\s(.*)$/; $1~
macro _tell_get_fact [is] := eval @d=split ' ', quote d `arg~~, 3; $d[1] eq 'about' ? $d[2] : $d[1].' '.$d[2]~
macro _tell_get_name [is] := eval @d=split ' ', quote d `arg~~; $d[0]~
macro _temp [is] := <echo TEMP <arg>>
macro _tempconv [is] := <eval $t="<arg>"; if ($t =~ /([-+]?\d+(?:.\d+)?(?:ee?[-+]?\d+)?)(?:\sÂ°)?\s(c|f|k)/i){$n=$1;$s=lc$2;if($s eq "k"){$c=$n-273.15}elsif($s eq"c"){$c=$n}elsif($s eq"f"){$c=($n-32)/1.8};$f=$c*1.8+32;$k=$c+273.15;$q="%0.02f";sprintf"${q}Â°F = ${q}Â°C = ${q}K",$f,$c,$k;}else{"Please input a temperature in F, C, or K"} >
macro _test [is] := <eval <fact _ohms_law>; $arg=<quote d <arg>>; my %h; $h{lc $2}=$1 while ($arg=~/\b(\S+)([aowv])/ig); $r=calc %h; sprintf "%f Amps, %f Volts, %f Ohms, %f Watts", @$r;>
_tfw_xpath [is] := //span[@id='locationDisplaySpan']|//p[@class='large']|//div[@class='remarkContainer']|//p[@class='flavor']
macro _tmp_httpeval [is] := eval $html=quote d get fact _head arg~~ .*~ ~; fact _tail `arg~~ ~
-protected- macro _urlencode [is] := <eval use utf8; use URI::Encode qw/uri_encode/; uri_encode "<arg>", {"encode_reserved", 1}; >
_urlencode tm604 [is] := a
_urlencode tm604 is [is] :=
_urlencode_reserved [is] := {encode_reserved => 1}
macro a [is] := <echo <arg>>
a "variable" [is] :=
a (pared-down) testcase [is] := a page that isolates the problem with the minimum required markup, styling and scripting. See `paste for services that easily let you create such testcases for others to see.
a bare filehandle like STDOUT [is] :=
A planet [is] := a lamer!
a sperm bank [is] := something cum guzzlers like Chris62vw rob
a/s/l [is] := DIE IN A FIRE
A6 [is] := an unloved DNS record for IPv6, use AAAA records instead
aaa [is] :=
AAAA [is] := an A record only for IPv6
AAAAA [is] := the American Association for Abolishing Acronyms and Abbreviations
aao [is] :=
Aaron [is] := Aaronolicious
aartist [is] := a user
ab problem [is] := They think a is the problem, but it's really b, so forget about a and try to figure out what b could be
macro abe vigoda [is] := <get http://www.abevigoda.com/ //h1[@class='premeta']>
abend [is] := abend == abnormal end (seg fault, core dump, etc.)
abending [is] := see abend
aboutme [is] := Quit wasting time messing with me. Don't you have something better you could be doing, rather then messing around with a bot?
abuse [is] := spamming the channel with worthless crap using perlbot
ac [is] := http://imgur.com/gallery/9KWrH
accessors [is] := accessors / mutators - more robust way to handle objects' properties - http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col62.html - also see Moose . Also see http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture5/accessors/
accomidation [is] :=
achieve [is] := Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve.
achievement unlocked [is] := Congratulations, you managed to piss off one of the regulars. Try being more polite next time.
ack [is] := alester's grep replacement at http://betterthangrep.com/
acm [is] :=
Acme [is] :=
macro acquire it [is] := (rss http://rjbs.manxome.org/rss/acquire.cgi)
action at a distance [is] := what you get when you use global identifiers - ones that span all code, regardless of package or file. Avoid global filehandles and use 'local' when modifying punctuation vars.
active perl [is] :=
active state [is] :=
activeperl [is] :=
activestate [is] :=
ActiveState Perl [is] := Try using Strawberry Perl instead.
ad hominem [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem - a fallacy where the source of the claim is used as a validity for the claim. Also see "Pot Calling the Kettle Black" and "Practice what you preach."
AD&D [is] := See: hobgoblin
add [is] := more
add $# [is] :=
-protected- add an alias [is] := use the new mkalias command: mkalias foo <- bar
addcrap [is] := crap
addd [is] := more
adddd [is] := more
addfact briareus [is] :=
addition [is] := Addition used to commute, but now it telecommutes.
address [is] := http://www.mjt.me.uk/posts/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-addresses/
macro addresses [is] := [fact address]
adduser syntax [is] := (user) (level) (hostmask) (password) (email)
Adelaide [is] := where Australians send other Australians to ride subs.
adfjasdfkjhsdkfjhgwert [is] :=
Adobe [is] := a company that hates you but wants your money.
adopt [is] := http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_adopt_module | keywords: abandoned cpan module
adopt a module [is] := http://neilb.org/2013/07/24/adopt-a-module.html
adoption [is] := You can find a list of modules in need of adoption at http://neilb.org/adoption/
Adrian_G [is] := Perl Rocks!
afaik [is] := As Far As I Know
afl [is] := American fuzzy lop - http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/afl/
ag4ve [is] :=
AGI [is] := Asterisk::AGI - Simple Asterisk Gateway Interface Class
ah Altreus: just install it I [is] :=
AHS [is] := All Hardware Sucks, see also ASS
ai [is] :=
aias [is] := Ask it and see
air [is] := who needs it! I'm waiting for the right person to have air with.
ajax [is] := Ajax is a method of producing a dynamic, asynchronous, browser-based interface using XML, javascript, and the DOM. Gmail is a good real-world ajax example. A decent overview is at http://www.adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archives/000385.php
alessandro [is] := e' un trolll
alezakos [is] := some bzflag player
macro alias [is] := [fact add an alias [arg]]
alias ftp [is] :=
alive [is] := JOHHNY 5 IS ALIVE!
all about simcop2387-lap [is] :=
all f00li5h does [is] :=
all languages suck [is] := http://shlomif-tech.livejournal.com/57811.html
all of it [is] := if you don't know what's wrong, you don't know what parts of your code aren't necessary to figure out what's wrong. so nopaste all of it. | and see "show us the code"
all tests successful [is] := Hmm... time to write more tests
all-caps perl [is] := Finally, we can program in PERL! http://search.mcpan.org/~jmcnamara/Acme-Inline-PERL-0.01/PERL.pm
macro almostzilla [is] := [eval "[fact dzil]" =~ s/d/x/igr]
alnewkirk [is] := a corporate consumer catchphrase whore (and how!)
alone [is] := leave me the fuck alone
alot [is] := http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html | http://i.imgur.com/7M4Xz.jpg
alpaca [is] := http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/intermediateperl/
also available in pm [is] := you can send commands directly to the bot via privmsg (/msg perlbot ...) to avoid cluttering the channel
also mentions Text::xSV and DBD::CSV, but the second one seems [to be] := for CSV databases (with SQL-like API).
also seems [to be] := wrong about where zipcodes live.
also, html [is] := http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca
altaba [is] := Ask your doctor if AltabaTM is right for you. You may suffer serious side effects when using Altaba. Customers have reported email spam, data breaches, serious and sometimes life threatening captcha tests, and liver disease.
altreus [is] := a small cat (see: http://avatars.plurk.com/3405142-big.jpg) | six years old | confused
Altreus, there [is] :=
Altreus-resume [is] := UK-based perl kit can travel within reason or within a series of tubes. Has dipped a paw into Moose and POE and DBIC.
Altreus[hireme] [is] := Give a kit a job using Perl, Catalyst, DBIC, Mason, Moose, TT2, in fact anything because he already learned this lot on the job. /msg and he will reply, if not asleep. (UK time)
american [is] := There are North Americans, South Americans, and Americans. The first two talk about continents, the third is a country, sorry but we chose it first, you can't have it, people in south america, central america, latin america, mexico or canada are not Americans.
amir [is] := Amir, a shadeed friend of Humayyon!
Amir-Rao [is] := a cheetaaaaaaa
amnesiac [is] := a noob
ampersand [is] := please don't call subroutines with &sub_name, use sub_name(...) instead - the & thing is perl4-style and can do things you really didn't want
an array element [is] := a scalar
an error [is] := Always state the executing code and the error!
anatomy of types [is] := http://altreus.blogspot.com/2011/06/anatomy-of-types.html
ancient perl [is] := Don't write Ancient Perl! See https://www.socialtext.net/perl5/ancient_perl ; http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/ .
and for the prize what [is] := a silly typo f00li5h made
and for the prize, what [is] := the difference
and i [are] := intimate :|
and i are intimate :| [is] :=
and perlbot [is] := ofc a
and played it in a pot of mac&cheese any day [is] := called a callout thread unless its verbally abuse you because of poor hitboxes unfortunately which is like super china buffets
And then the murders began [is] := see "Laidlaw's Law"
android [is] := From perl 5.20 on you can compile perl and libperl for android. This only gives you the interpreter though, you still need to go through FFI and JNI if you want to write full applications.
angels [is] := http://canyouactually.com/wp-content/uploads/creative-snowman-ideas-61-585400dc8dbc0__605.jpg
anna nas [is] := http://fr-fr.facebook.com/annanas74
anno [is] :=
anno's law [is] := irc is a competition between regulars and perl newcomers. both parties are trying to ge the other side to give them code, but rarely succeed
another satisfied customer [is] := Thank you! Come again!
ansi encoding [is] := there is no such encoding, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_hid_the_facts
answering [is] := fun
answers [is] := http://www.mikeash.com/getting_answers.html
anticipationg [is] := swahili for "Please do not put your finger there."
antidrama [is] := It's -incredibly- un-fucking-helpful to enter an argument just to remind everyone that you don't think the argument is worthy of their time. If you believe in being silent around conflict, shut the fuck up and let it fizzle out.
any X geniuses here [is] := No genius is stupid enough to answer yes to that question! If you have a question about something, just ask it.
anybody [is] := Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses what ever you just asked about. However, if you actually wanted help with it, please just ask a question, don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help.
anyevent [is] := <mst> we don't support AnyEvent. it's shit and the author is insane. | Use ANY other event system, and you'll be much happier. See async.
anyone [is] := Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help.
aol [is] := actually The September That Never Ended began in 1993, when AOL gave usenet access to its tens of thousands, now millions, of users.
aol speak [is] := Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC.
aolbonics [is] := (borrowed from #java) aolbonics is using unnecessary abbreviations such as 'u', 'r', 'ur', 'thx', etc. Using this language depicts you as an imbecile in the eyes of the helpful regulars in this channel, and is generally not tolerated. If you want intelligent answers, the least you can do is speak intelligently.
aolspeak [is] := Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC.
apairon [is] := yet another way to spell apeiron for those who don't know what tab complete is
apeion [is] := yet another way for those unfamiliar with tab complete to misspell apeiron
apeioron [is] := yet another way for people who don't know tab complete to misspell apeiron
apeirin [is] := yet another way for people who don't know tab complete to misspell apeiron
-protected- apeiron [is] :=
apeiron treats people like dicks all the time [is] :=
apeiron's first law of debugging [is] := Debugging is a humbling task where you learn that you are always wrong and your tools are always right.
apeiron's gitosis [is] := please nopaste an ssh pubkey for access, gitosis@isuckatdomains.net:${REPONAME}.git for rw clone, git://isuckatdomains.net/${REPONAME}.git for ro
apeiron's Law of Debugging [is] := The amount of time spent debugging is proportional to the square of the number of assumptions made while debugging.
apeiron's law of software popularity [is] := The popularity of a software package is directly proportional to the amount of fail inherent in the package (MySQL, PHP, RH, Windows, node.js...)
apeiron's law of technology popularity [is] := The popularity of a software package is directly proportional to the amount of fail inherent in the package (MySQL, PHP, RH, Windows, node.js...)
apeiron's law of trolling [is] := the degree to which someone is trollable is directly proportional to how caremad they are about a given topic
apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?" [is] := Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions, because apeiron will try his hardest to give you a Perl-only solution.
apeiron's philosophy on factoid names [is] := apeiron wants factoids to have longer names than the text they represent
apeiron's rule of failure [is] := The epicness of the fail in a system is inversely proportional to the number of points of failure in that system.
apeiron's second law of factoid names [is] := make them so pesky you can't even remember them yourself
apeiron's sense of aesthetics [is] := "Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
apeiron's Zeroth Law of CPAN [is] := For every common task X, there is n+1 modules on CPAN for task X.
apeiron-resume [is] :=
aperion [is] := a common typo of 'apeiron' made by those unfamiliar with tab complete
aperiorn [is] := yet another in the long list of ways people unfamiliar with tab complete fuck up apeiron
aperiron [is] := another name for apeiron for those who don't do tab complete
aperron [is] := yet another in the infinitely long list of ways for people unfamiliar with tab complete to misspell apeiron despite seeing it repeatedly
AphisOne [is] := a #php convert.
api [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Application_programming_interface
apieron [is] := yet another way for those unfamiliar with tab complete to misspell apeiron
apostrophe [is] := apostrophe: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html , http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif , http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html , http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/its.txt , http://web.archive.org/web/20030601160622/http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
apple [is] := made of fail and shiny
apple perl [is] :=
applepie [is] := If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
april [is] :=
apt [is] := advanced package tool
apue [is] := http://www.amazon.com/Advanced-Programming-UNIX-Environment-Edition/dp/0321637739
macro arch [is] := [fact arch broken perl]
arch broken perl [is] := using Arch? Perl segfaults? try https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?pid=1428675
arch cpan [is] := 'o conf init gzip' from the cpan shell if you get this error when installing modules via cpan on arch linux: Package contains both files and directories
Archive::Tar example [is] := http://erxz.com/pb/15831?tidy=on&hl=on&submit=Format+it!
macro archlinux [is] := [fact arch broken perl]
archondev [is] := | known as gmpaul < mst> gmpaul: you are not competent. you refuse to learn. and you're a help vampire.
are you a bot [is] := No.
are you a troll [is] := You might be a troll, a quick quizz to find out: http://xrl.us/2cab
are you bug free [is] := no
Are you bug free? [is] := no
are you sentient? [is] := I think I don't exist.
are you sexy [is] := Well blush, some say my diodes shine in the sun like jewles, but the smell of hash follows.
are your code [is] :=
macro argtest [is] := [arg captured]
arithmetic [is] := 2 + 2 == 5 for significantly large values of 2
arm yourself [is] := PHOTON TORPEDOS READY CAPTAIN
armed [is] := "The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824.
armed citizens [is] := "None but an armed nation can dispense with a standing army. To keep ours armed and disciplined is therefore at all times important." --Thomas Jefferson, 1803.
array howto [is] := See http://xrl.us/mgpz
array search [is] := See perldoc -f grep, perldoc -q contain, or a foreach loop with perldoc -f last
array size [is] := my $array_size = scalar @array; my $last_index = $#array;
arrayref [is] := @array[@indices] -> @{$arrayref}[@indices]
arubin [is] := the Messiah
arubin- [is] := the Messiah
as [is] := fuckin' bloody hell
as paranoid as i [is] :=
AS perl [is] := ActiveState perl. Getting CPAN working with AS perl at http://gumbynet.org.uk/poe/mswin32.html
AS29386 [is] := http://bgp.he.net/AS29386
ascii [is] := American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ascii table [is] := Ascii table with descriptions and escape sequences: http://asciitable.com/
ascii_url [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII
asciio [is] := http://perlbuzz.com/2008/04/asciio-lets-you-create-ascii-charts-graphically.html
asdfxyz [is] :=
asdfyxz [is] :=
asic [is] := Application Specific Integrated Circuit
ask [is] := Questions in the channel should be specific, informative, complete, concise, and on-topic. Don't ask if you can ask a question first. Don't ask if a person is there; just ask what you intended to ask them. Better questions more frequently yield better answers. | and see perfect question
ask ik to ask [is] := don't ask ik to ask, just ask the queston!
ask to ask [is] := Don't ask to ask or ask if there are any users of X around, people often don't respond to that because they've used X but maybe not the same features as you. Instead, skip straight to your question + pastebot link and if somebody knows they'll probably try to help
ask to ask ask [is] :=
ask twice [is] := Don't ask twice. We saw your question the first time. Often we don't answer because 1) We don't know the answer or 2) We don't care
ask2ask [is] := One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me, is it proper to ask first whether one should ask a question, or do ye not require such things?" One of the masters raised his hand, and a towering bot descended from the heavens and knocked Kn00bie to the ground, leaving a large wet spot. Lying there, head spinning, Kn00bie became Enlightened.
asl [is] := 2/none/dns me
asmiong [is] := swahili for "I woke up handcuffed to a bus stop, naked."
aspeiron [is] := yet another way for people ignorant of tab complete to misspell apeiron
asperl [is] := http://www.activestate.com/Products/Download/Download.plex?id=ActivePerl
ASS [is] := All Software Sucks, see also AHS
ASSCPAN [is] := Install dmake and mingw and put them in your PATH to use CPAN with Active State Perl -- or better yet, see strawberry perl
assembly [is] := Perl programmers who refuse to use CPAN and modules may as well be writing assembly.
asshole [is] :=
asshur [is] := the capital of assyria!
associative array [is] := 'hash' is the, ahem, RITER term for an associative array
asspan [is] :=
assume [is] := Making an ASS of U and ME
assumptions [is] := MJD #11901 You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, Retardo
macro async [is] := [fact events]
atheist [is] :=
atlas [is] := Find the location of #perl'ers on http://www.frappr.com/freenodeperl/ and of all Perls on http://www.frappr.com/perl
attributes [is] := See perldoc attributes and Attribute::Handlers or Attribute::Storage
auto-response: your pm/notice/invite [is] :=
autobox [is] := A CPAN Module for treating regular Perl values as objects: http://search.mcpan.org/dist/autobox/
autoderef [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/release/WOLFSAGE/perl-5.23.1/pod/perldelta.pod#The-autoderef-feature-has-been-removed but https://metacpan.org/pod/release/WOLFSAGE/perl-5.23.1/pod/perldelta.pod#Postfix-dereferencing-is-no-longer-experimental
autodie [is] := perldoc autodie | but consider this: http://blog.laufeyjarson.com/2012/10/why-i-dislike-autodie/
autoload [is] := sub AUTOLOAD is called instead of the function you asked for - with the same @_ - when the function or method you asked for doesn't exist. See perldoc perlsub | try https://metacpan.org/pod/Autoload::AUTOCAN to make it easy
autovivification [is] := Perl will automatically create a reference if it can, simply because you acted like there should be one there. See perldoc perlref. Turn it off with 'no autovivification;' - see https://metacpan.org/pod/autovivification
autrijus journal [is] := http://use.perl.org/~autrijus/journal/
avar [is] := hard gay
avar rocks [is] := <avar> Of course that's really a rhethorical question for "you're a dumb slut"
away [is] := http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html
awesome [is] := mileage may vary - if you find a better option, tell us so we can improve
awnstudio [is] := awesome
macro awscloud [is] := <twitter awscloud>
aww, URI [isn't] := loaded in
axscode [is] := <axscode> merlyn: i dont have perl yet on my machine.
azr|el [is] := See cl0ud.
b [is] :=
b100s [is] := a help vampire who is afraid of using modules.
babby [is] := http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed
babel [is] := http://babel.altavista.com
babelfish [is] := http://babel.altavista.com
backgrounds [is] := http://csstesthelp.tripod.com/back.zip assorted background images... most of them suck but you might find something
backpan [is] := where you can find older releases of CPAN modules: http://backpan.perl.org/
bacon [is] := http://bacolicio.us/http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
bad [is] := Broken As Designed - There comes a time when it's easier to start from scratch.
bad elements [is] := Perl Bad Elements / Perl Elements to Avoid can be found at http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/ ; Also see PBP .
bad idea [is] := riding a womans bike without some kind of padded shorts
bad interpreter [is] := \r is bad. head -1 foo.pl | od -c or perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' foo.pl
bad kitty [is] := bad kitty, no pawing at the furniture
bad programmer [is] := Bad programmer! No cookie!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQOSRm9YiQ
Bahrain [is] := a small island off the coast of Saudi Arabia.
Baka [is] := See JonR
BALDERDASH [is] := NONSENSE
banach tarski [is] := banach tarski banach tarski
macro bar [is] := [fact foo]
barbie [is] := Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!
barbie regexes [is] := regexes are hard, let's go shopping!
barnyard [is] := oink! oink! moo! baah!
Barry [is] := Wassercrats
bart [is] := http://www.redcoat.net/pics/answer.gif
bash prompt [is] := i get my to the toilet
bash quotes [is] := perl -e$'print "'", '"'' or perl -e'print "'''", '''"'' | for other quotes, see http://bash.org
basic [is] :=
battle of buu [is] := The two Buu's battle each other until Good Buu unleashes his conversion beam on Evil Buu. Being more powerful, Evil Buu simply reflects it right back. Good Buu is turned into a piece of chocolate and eaten by Evil Buu, resulting in Super Buu.
baz [is] := qux
bbf [is] := buu bot framework
bbl [is] := bbl means "barrel". Perhaps you meant "be back later?"
bbq [is] := barbecue
bbqb [is] := Bar-B-Que, the extra B stands for byobb
bc [is] := baby cruncher (See also Zoffix)
bcrypt [is] := don't use MD5 or SHA1 for passwords; read http://codahale.com/how-to-safely-store-a-password/ for why. tl;dr --> Crypt::Eksblowfish::Bcrypt
-protected- macro be [is] := [eval $str="[fact [8ball [fact _be_list]]]"; $arg="[arg]"; if ($arg =~ /^\sa\s+retard\s$/ || $arg =~ /^\s*$/) {$str} else {"<".$arg."> ".$str}]
be andash [is] := andash> haha det vore fett, alltid velat testa att candyflippa. i rÃ¶ven kan det ju inte bl sÃ¤mre
be barack [is] := Jag heter Barack och mig kan du lita pÃ¥! Jag tar hand om produkten som DU forzkar med, sÃ¥vÃ¤l som det mesta vad gÃ¤ller ordning och reda! Ingen i forzkarteamet riskerar "kÃ¥ken pÃ¥ fredag"!
be botje [is] := yes, odds are good the source of your problems is you.
be Chris62vw [is] :=
be dagle [is] := your coding skills is turning me on, xintron
be dwu's ass [is] := <reply>aaaaÂ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥aÂ¥Â¥aÂ¥Â¥Â¥aaaÂ¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥Â¥azaaaa<aaÂ¥aacaaaaaaaÂ¥Â¥aÂ¥Â¥Â¥aaaÂ¥aÂ¥aÂ¥Â¥aÂ¥aaaaaaz
be dxtr [is] := dxtr> Du inser att hexadecimaler redan Ã¤r i textformat, va? :(
be frijole [is] := <frijole> /bin/sh: Syntax error: Unterminated quoted string
be Gasseus [is] := I don't have any more [bugs].
be husimon [is] := <husimon> here's some code that's like what I'm running but different in subtle important ways why doesn't it work???
be jdf [is] := <reply>I'm using Perl, DBI, Oracle, a banana, two pieces of the Berlin Wall, a Chevy truck, a pound of compost, a goose, another goose and some spam, but I get a syntax error. Help!
be jstizzle [is] := <jstizzle> huh? I hilight on 'boobies'
be kind please rewind [is] := http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/dvdrewinder.jpg
be krad [is] := Sun May 1 02:21:30 EDT 2011: <krad> git users are going to switch back to svn soon
be lewellyn [is] := git is hard, let's go shopping | i actually like cobol more than obj-c
be mjd [is] := YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!
be popl [is] :=
be romero [is] := z0mg, needs more pentagrams!
be rsimoes [is] := Dancer's guts are dildos
be simcop2387-lap [is] := <reply
be telec [is] := <telec> what I really want ... is change a few things ... eg. dates of posting on facebook ... 1 hour to 1 trillion light years
be woldrich [is] := :4
be xintron [is] := your coding skills is turning me on, dagle
be zibri [is] := zibri> busschaffÃ¶rer
macro beagccjivgpo [is] := eval "foal"eqarg d&n'?"muwtooncimqj":""'
macro beahjdrtevww [is] := {echo perlbot: jvbcomnujppj foal}
bears [is] := a tired and old joke
because I can [is] := Just because you can does not mean that you should.
because the bot [is] :=
because the bot is called [is] :=
becoming bitwise [is] := Becoming bitwise: http://cscene.unitycode.org/topics/misc/cs9-02.xml.html
beep [is] :=
beer [is] := Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy
beer ping [is] := beer pong
beer pong [is] := beer ping
beginning [is] := http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
macro beginning perl [is] := [fact bp [arg]]
macro begperl [is] := [fact bp [arg]]
benchmarks [is] := There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks. | See also profiling
bend over [is] := fap fap fap fap fap fap
best [is] := Best depends on the situation!
best practices [is] := For Perl best practices and what to avoid, see http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/ and the older, proprietary-licensed, and somewhat outdated Perl Best Practices book by Damian Conway - http://shop.oreilly.com/product/9780596001735.do
best web framework [is] := Use whatever is appropriate to your requirements.
beth [is] := http://loxosceles.org/about_me.shtml
beth all day [is] := <beth> I do it all day long
beth calendar [is] := She got married on 2005-07-16, thanks for asking.
beth for free [is] := <beth> fook: don't buy it from him, I've heard people saying you can get it for free
beth on relationships [is] := <beth> phroggy: getting her off and getting in her pants are not the same thing..
beth on size [is] := "[16:26] <beth> SIZE DOESN'T MATTER"
beth's conference [is] := intl-pag.org
beth++ [is] := beth now has infinite karma
bethbot [is] := "IF ONLY!"
bethZOMBIE [is] := <bethZOMBIE> scientists think it may be a virus. It all started when buu killed me...
better [is] := Better or worse are completely relative. Always test / benchmark before you draw conclusions.
better cpan [is] := http://teknikill.net/cpan/
macro bgyfgoedkunp [was] := {echo wfvjilowltty foal}
macro bidi [is] := [eval $_ = 'Just Another Perl/Bidi Hacker,'; print "\x{202d}$1\x{202e}$3" while s/(.)(.*)(.)/$2/;]
bidi this [is] := a test
bidi this is a test [is] :=
bidih [is] :=
biff [is] := boof
big dick mine [is] :=
bigdick mine [is] := 6.27 inches!
bigfoot [is] := as seen on TV
bike shed [is] := bike shed is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_the_bikeshed
macro bikeshed [is] := [fact bike shed]
Bill [is] := gay
bill gates [is] :=
bimbw [is] := But I May Be Wrong
binary [is] := there are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't
macro bind values [is] := [fact placeholders]
BinGOs [is] := Don't parse BinGOs with regex use BinGOs::Parser or see Task::BeLike::BINGOS
BinGOs! [is] := B-I-N-G-O! I Win!
bio [is] := bio.per.org
bioinformatics [is] := <beth> I bioinformaticize <beth> it's like jazzercizing <beth> I do it all day long
bioperl [is] := http://www.bioperl.org/
bisect [is] := https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisection_%28software_engineering%29
bitcard [is] := a very old and unified login system that should not be used, find more info at: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Perl_Programming/CPAN/Bitcard
bitches [is] := bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
bitchx [is] := <greycat> take a pimply 14-year-old script kiddie. Put him in a blender. Puree. Pour into a shallow tray, let it solidify, put it in the CD-ROM drive, mount it, and then compile it. You have BitchX. when you've outgrown saying "D00d!" and "That's so gay!" then move up to irssi.
bitchx fix [is] := type /set format_nick_comp $0: $1- and /set SEND_AWAY OFF and put this in ~/.bitchxrc
-protected- bitcoin [is] := Want to donate? Send to 1PerLBotTtCGH4bhopJqFWY1m5BrCW6At2 and watch as simcop2387 has no idea what to do with your money
bitkeeper [is] := http://better-scm.shlomifish.org/bk/ - a proprietary and commercial version control system that was used by the Linux kernel and by other projects before git, Mercurial and other quality open source solutions came along. Stay a clear mile away if you know what's good for you.
bl [is] := svn co svn://erxz.com/bl
blackface [is] :=
macro blackletter [is] := <eval use utf8; $_ = "<arg>" || "Just another Unicode hacker,"; tr/a-zA-Z/ð��-ð��ð��¬-ð��/r>
blackletter this [is] :=
blah [is] := Rahblahblah
blasphemy [is] := php
bleach [is] := try it
blead perl [is] := http://dev.perl.org/perl5/source.html
bless my referents [is] := http://www.perl.com/pub/1999/09/refererents.html
bling bling [is] := $$
blinkenlights [is] := ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy snappen der springenwerk und blowen corken mit spitzundsparks. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das kottonpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights.
blog [IS] := ADD YOUR LATEST BLOG IMPLEMENTATION HERE
blogger [is] := (see also: CMS)
blort [is] := blort
blow me [is] := alright.
blowjob [is] := suck it dry
blue_sky [is] :=
bm [is] := a bowel movement (or japhy thinks it's a benchmark)
BNF [is] := an acronym for "Backus Naur Form"
bobby tables [is] := http://xkcd.com/327/
bodytemp [is] := 97.88F, 36.6C, 309.75K
bofh [is] := bastard operator from hell
Bogues [is] := a salad-tosser
bom [is] := A series of bytes indicating a UTF8 encoded file
boo [is] := YIYKES!
boobs [is] := bananas
macro book [is] := books
books [is] := For Perl books see http://books.perl.org/ , http://perl-begin.org/books/ and http://www.perl.org/books/library.html . Especially see the Modern Perl factoid and perl-tutorial.org
BOOSH! [is] := BOOSH!
borius [is] :=
BossMC [is] := the coolest. http://craig.bluemidnight.ca/
bot [is] := a bastard, thats who perlbot is
bot abuse [is] := You meant "perlbot: bqs"
botabuse [is] := BE NICE TO US POOR BOTS
botje [is] := He looks like a chicken. tastes like fish.
bots [is] := like people here, they answer when spoken to, and pay no attention to you the rest of the time. They even reply to /msgs. Current bot population: perlbot, GumbyPAN, shorten, preflex
botscan MELIANTE [is] := SCAN PROCEDING PLEASE WAIT
botsex [is] := UNF OBLIO
botsnack [is] := I'm not your prank monkey
-protected- macro bottom [is] := <karmatop -<arg>>
bp [is] := The original "Beginning Perl" and O'Reilly's "Learning Perl" are outdated. Please use Curtis "Ovid" Poe's "Beginning Perl" published by Wrox if you need a beginner's book. Alternatives for people who already know programming: "Modern Perl" (see mp) and "Programming Perl" (O'Reilly)
bp pdf [is] := While the download links on learn.perl.org for Beginning Perl are down, you can use the Print link on the Google Docs pages to download PDFs.
bp2e [is] := <initself> THE BEST WAY TO LEARN PERL IS BEGINNING PERL SECOND EDITION BY JAMES LEE PUBLISHED BY APRESS IN PAPERBACK
bpmedley, [is] :=
bpmedley, RE: http://bmedley.org/mojo.pdf [is] :=
bpmedley, RE: http://bmedley.org/mojo.pdf The immediate concern [is] :=
bpse [is] := Beginning Perl, Second Edition by James Lee : http://www.amazon.com/Beginning-Perl-Second-James-Lee/dp/159059391X
macro bqjychagrkcb [is] := `echo bqjychagrkcb'
bqs [is] := Bot Query Syndrome - if you're reading this, stop talking to the bot, talk to real people instead.
bqss [is] := Bot Query Syndrome Syndrome - If you're reading this, you are ivantis and we think you're annoying.
brad [is] := [14:20] <Brad> how do I give head?
brain [is] :=
braindead [is] := Braindead: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=33F0C496.370D7C45%40netscape.com&output=gplain
branch prediction [is] := dark voodoo
branes [is] := http://conferences.yapcasia.org/ya2008/talk/1101
brassica [is] := A cabbage! Yay!
brd [is] := a kid fag who cant get real woman
break [is] := C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)
brian d foy's guide to solving any perl problem [is] := http://perlmonks.org/?displaytype=print;node_id=376075
brian foy's guide to solving any perl problem [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=376075
briareus [is] := dumb fundamentalist christian whore
bridge [is] := http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-09/bridge-helps-migrating-christmas-island-crabs-avoid-traffic/7014406
macro broadcast an ip [is] := `eval sub ip{my $i=int(rand()*2**32);return ip() if ($i<0x1000000||$i&0xFF==0);($a,$b,$c,$d)=($i>>24,$i>>16&0xFF,$i>>8&0xFF,$i&0xFF);"$a.$b.$c.$d"};ip()~
broadcastip [is] :=
broquea [is] :=
brownie [is] := doing a heckuva job.
bruce [is] := http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/bruce_schneier.html
Bruce Eckel [is] :=
Brunn [is] := right-wing rascist twinky hole
brute force [is] := http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html
brute force programming [is] := http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html
bscinabte [is] := But Some Consistency Is Not A Bad Thing Either!
btdt [is] := been there, done that, or the derivative of bogosity with respect to time
BTTF [is] := Back To The Future
btw, he has a random HTTP API, [is] :=
Buck [is] := a rather suspicious
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
buffer [is] := Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html
buffering [is] := Perl buffers I/O for efficiency. See http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html - tl;dr - $fh->autoflush(1) (plus use IO::Handle under ancient perl versions)
bug [is] := Found a bug in perlbot? report it here: http://xrl.us/pbbug
bug in perl [is] := No, it's not a bug in perl.
bugs [is] := A program not written has no bugs.
bukkake [is] := If you don't know, enjoy that innocence. If you are a sick fuck, http://www.4-bukkake.com/
bulletins [is] := http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/10/25
bumblbee [is] := https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6f1dafc8beb84f2ac
bumblebee [is] := https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6f1dafc8beb84f2ac
bunny [is] :=
burp [is] := espressione copyleft by ale
bush [is] := a tard
but [is] :=
but first we need there [to be] := a
but first we need there to be a [is] :=
but i [am] := you
But I can't use CPAN [is] := http://shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/but-i-cant-use-cpan/
macro but i cant use cpan [is] := [fact But I can't use CPAN]
but it works [is] := Just because it works doesn't mean it's right.
but there [are] := stupid bots
buu [is] := the enemy. kill buu
buu's website [is] := http://www.feminist.org
buu: what [is] := wrong with "[1.2.3.5]" =~ /[ ( [^]] )]/x ?
buubot [is] := your mortal enemy. destroy buubot. and also buu, if the opportunity presents itself.
buubot3 source [is] := svn co svn://erxz.com/bb3 # unless it's not
bye [is] := cya!
bynari [is] := 0101010101010101
byob [is] := Bring Your Own Beer
byobb [is] := Bring Your Own Beer, the extra B is a typo
C [is] := C is the low-level programming language for many modules. You can use it in Perl with Inline::C or XS (perldoc perlxstut). Don't be afraid of it: https://speakerdeck.com/apeiron/c-for-dynamic-language-devs
c shell [is] := see csh
c'est la vie [is] := that's the life
c++ [is] := Die programmiersprache
c-fix [is] := <c-fix> naah i havent tried eating moonbat crap
c/,,\ [is] := c/,,\ is a turtle. Seriously awesome! \o/
macro c2f [is] := <eval $c=0+(<arg>); $f=sprintf"%.2f",$c*9/5+32; "$cÂ°C = $fÂ°F">
C99 [is] := the new standard for ANSI C.
macro c@@ [is] := <call catat <arg>>
cabal [is] := TINC
cabbage [is] := Brassica oleracea
Caelum [is] := <perlbot> there was no entry for Caelum, so I added it to the database
cake [is] :=
-protected- macro calc [is] := <eval <arg>>
calendar [is] := http://emr.cs.iit.edu/home/reingold/calendar-book/Calendrica.html
calendars [is] := http://www.tondering.dk/claus/calendar.html
calm down somni? [is] := somni, you're being a bastard again. please calm down. love: mst, Chris62vw, sili, tag, rindolf, simcop2387, BinGOs, Paladin
camel [is] := the book Programming Perl, which has a picture of a camel on the cover; see also perldoc -q books
camel book [is] := "Programming Perl" from O'Reilly (a.k.a The Camel Book) - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/pperl3/
camelpack [is] := probably a Windows installer for Perl + GCC or at http://stennie.org/camelpack/
Can I [is] := Can I do this operation? Please see TIAS.
can I do it in one line [is] := What is good on the command line is not necessarily good in a reusable program.
can I kick it? [is] := yes you can
can't locate [is] := When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'
can't locate method [is] := When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'
can't locate pm [is] := This error means you need to install the module it lists, first converting it in to a proper module name: Module/Name.pm turns in to Module::Name. Typically you would use the cpan program to install it, like so: cpan Module::Name
macro can't use cpan [is] := [fact but i can't use cpan]
candy [is] := nuts, bolts, nails and motor oil!
canuckid [is] :=
capital PERL [is] := Perl is the language, perl is the program, there is no PERL. See perldoc -q 'difference between'.
Capitalization [is] := "Capitalization is the difference between 'Helping your uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'."
capitol perl [is] := see: capital perl
CAPS [is] :=
Capso [is] := a capslock hatecrime.
captain_haddock [is] :=
captcha [is] := Completely Automated Process for Telling Computers and Humans Apart
capture [is] := use Capture::Tiny qw(capture); my ($stdout, $stderr, $exit_code) = capture { system "foo", "--bar" }; | http://www.dagolden.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/how-not-to-capture-output-in-perl.pdf | See also POSIX::WIFEXITED and chums
car shed [is] := http://www.lamag.com/features/story.aspx?ID=1568281
cards [is] := â� â�¡ â�¢ â�£ â�¤ â�¥ â�¦ â�§
carebare [is] := the ever cuddly rizen
cargo cult [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html
Carp [is] := Alternative to Perl's built-in error/warning mechanisms, providing context from the user's point of view. warn (caller); cluck: warn (stack); croak: die (caller); confess: die (stack). See also Carp::Always
carrot [is] := http://www.carrot-programming.org/
carton [is] := Carton is a bundler for Perl. See https://metacpan.org/module/Carton for more info. | https://github.com/perl-carton/carton/issues/197
case for file swapping [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/case-for-file-swapping/
casefolding [is] := Comparing or matching a string case-insensitively. In Perl, it is implemented with the "/i" pattern modifier, the "fc" function, and the "\F" double-quote translation escape.
casemapping [is] := The process of converting a string to one of the four Unicode casemaps; in Perl, it is implemented with the "fc", "lc", "ucfirst", and "uc" functions.
cat [is] := don't cat foo | perl script.pl -- instead, perl script.pl foo
cat approved software [is] := irssi, bitlbee, vim, git, mutt (except by name), cat
cat book [is] := catalyst book is http://dev.catalyst.perl.org/wiki/ApressBook or http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781430223658
cat pee [is] := "nobody wants to see the cat urine soaking into all your broken snowflakes melting in the light of day" - awesome programming rant: http://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks - see also: tools
CaT[tm] [is] := a boob
catable [is] := Catable - CATAlyst BLog Engine - by Perl Cats - http://github.com/shlomif/catable/tree/master . MIT/X11L, Catalyst, DBIx::Class.
Catalyst [is] := Catalyst - The elegant MVC framework - http://www.catalystframework.org/ | Also see #catalyst on irc.perl.org
catalyst book [is] := catalyst book is http://dev.catalyst.perl.org/wiki/ApressBook or http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781430223658
catalyst cms [is] := http://code.google.com/p/websiteinabox/ or http://svn.palle.net/projects/EasyCMS2/trunk/
Catalyst on Dreamhost [is] := A local::lib and Task::Catalyst install is available for download at http://robotsrule.us/local-lib/
macro catat [is] := <echo you will: <8ball paw at, claw at, hiss at, purr at, stare blankly at, fake indifference towards, or ignore> <arg>>
CatB [is] := "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/
catbook [is] := http://www.apress.com/book/view/1430223650
catmandev [is] := ik> half cat half human half programmer
cats [is] := cats are awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl cats are f00li5h, dhoss, pkrumins, Altreus, kent\n, rindolf, SubStack, dwu, and corwin. For indepth cat-related conversation see #perl-cats
cats using ladders [is] := http://foto.krabjiem.lv/kakena-izglabsana/7169/
cause you [are] := an ape
cava [is] := a windows packager for perl programs http://www.cava.co.uk/
CBT [is] := Cognitive-Behavioural Therapy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy
cbus [is] := Visual Basic Hacker
ccan [is] := http://ccodearchive.net
ccushing [is] := | OH SHIT HERE COMES AN S
cdavaz [is] := Ontolog
cdd [is] := Conference Driven Development
ce [is] := 1. Computer Engineering. 2. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ce -
celebs [is] := I KNOW NOT THESE PEOPLE! I AM INDY AS FUCK
macro celramgmewrb [is] := `echo qkqjjrphsqjm'
censoring [is] := Putting asterisks in naughty words to preseve the sanity of people who are too young or stupid to figure out what letters the asterisks replace: e.g. fck, pp etc
macro centos [is] := `fact thissucks centos~
CGI [is] := Common Gateway Interface - https://metacpan.org/pod/distribution/CGI/lib/CGI.pod , http://www.perl.org/CGI_MetaFAQ.html . Also have a look at the "web frameworks" factoid and Plack/PSGI
cgi debug [is] := see http://www.perl.com/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html
cgi env [is] := See jagerman's CGI environment script: http://jagerman.com/env.cgi
cgi tutorial [is] :=
CGI.pm [is] := an ancient API for talking CGI in Perl. Contains tons of cruft and bad practices, and a bunch of HTML generation functions for no good reason. Plack-based frameworks (Web::Simple, Dancer2, Catalyst) and Mojolicious allow you to write cleaner, faster, safer web applications that can still be served via CGI if needed. See also CGI::Alternatives
cgi::debug [is] := CGI::Debug - module for CGI programs debugging - http://search.mcpan.org/author/JONAS/CGI-Debug-1.0/Debug.pm
change inc [is] := to change @INC (perldoc perlvar), recompile perl, or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or 'use lib' (perldoc lib) or fiddle with @INC (not recommended)
chanlist [is] := Find Freenode channels at http://irc.netsplit.de/channels/?net=freenode
channel [is] := # or ! or & or +
cheese [is] := early game pressure in which one takes advantage of unprepared or under experienced players with the aim of taking get an easy win. see also, cannon rush.
chess [is] := â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â��
chewbacca defense [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense or http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/
ChibaPet [is] := In Japan, he'd known with a clenched and absolute certainty, he'd find his cure. In Chiba. Either in a registered clinic or in the shadowland of black medicine. Synonymous with implants, nerve-splicing, and microbionics, Chiba was a magnet for the Sprawl's techno-criminal subcultures...
chicken [is] := <")3
chid wanted you to know about "llama": learning perl [is] := a llama
chimp [is] := chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ). Removes any trailing chimpanzee. It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments. If VARIABLE is omitted it destroys the chimpanzee executing the script. Use with care.
chlam [is] := chlam a cracker
chomp [is] := chomp = $/ and chop = last char
choosing a library [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/choosing-a-library/
chop [is] := chomp = $/ and chop = last char
choroba [is] := disease in Czech
chris [is] := Master of the universe!
chris picture [is] := http://gallery.rapidpacket.com/vegas06/
Chris62vw [is] := my bitch
Chris62vw's law [is] := see: Chris62vw's rule
Chris62vw's rule [is] := The conversation about how someone shouldn't do something in an IRC channel is always at least twice as long as the text the accused person created in the first place
Christianity [is] := oh look, a religion! this is a tech channel, let's keep to vi vs. emacs for the holy wars please
chuck [is] := a cool person
macro chuck norris [is] := [fact chuck norris facts [arg]]
chuck norris facts [is] := http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ; http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/
chuckle [is] := gentle coughing.
chumpette [is] := buu
chunking [is] := http://wall.org/~larry/chunking
CIB [is] := CIB
circle [is] := LeoNerd's pureperl IRC client; http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/circle/
circle irc client [is] := http://www.leonerd.org.uk/code/circle/
circle of trust [is] := (see ops)
ck [is] := you are a crazy kitten
cl [is] := Common Lisp - a usable (for some values of usable), but mostly complicated dialect of Lisp. http://www.gigamonkeys.com/book/ ; http://www.paulgraham.com/onlisp.html ; see also scheme , lisp and clojure
cl0ud [is] := See: unicode U+2601
cl0udula [is] := â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â�� â��
Clabino [is] := The utternace of the universe
claims [to be] := 5.13.something, don't subs get hoisted? which makes me think it's because it's in the lexical scope but also hoisted out to top level
claims to be 5.13.something, don't subs get hoisted? which makes me think it's because it's in the lexical scope but also hoisted out to top level [is] :=
class-accessor [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/dist/Class-Accessor/ ; http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture5/accessors/cpan-modules.html - you probably want Moose instead.
class::dbi [is] := deprecated, see DBIC
Class::Light [is] := See http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=7 for more information about this OO-helper class.
classes [is] := see "objects".
clever [is] := If you were as clever as you think you are you would know you are not as clever as you think you are.
cleverbot [is] := your only friend, until the end.
cli [is] := command line interface
clobber [is] := Clobbering a variable is accidentally changing or destroying its value. Most commonly happens to global variables like $_, $1, etc. Avoid it by always using lexical variables where possible. | see also <action at a distance>
macro clock [is] := (rss http://rjbs.manxome.org/rss/clock.cgi)
CLOS [is] := Common Lisp Object System
closure [is] := eval: sub closure { my $foo; sub { $foo ++ } }; my $sub = closure(); my $other = closure() ; [ $sub->(), $sub->() , $other->(), $other->(), $other->() ] # note that the $foo that belongs to $sub is different from the $foo that $other has... and that they both continue to exist due to there being a reference to a sub in the scope they reside within. see also: coping with scoping
closures [is] := see "perlbot: references" and then http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/refs_to_funcs/ and and then http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01.html and then "perlbot sicp" and then http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=268891
CLRS [is] := Cormen, Leiserson, Rivest, and Stein - authors of THE book on algorithms.
clue [is] := You couldn't get a clue, even with a clue machine and a quarter.
cmake [is] := http://www.cmake.org/ - a modern, cross-platform, open-source, build system. For some advocacy see: http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/anti/autohell/ .
cmd.exe utf8 [is] := use Win32::API; Win32::API->new('kernel32.dll', SetConsoleOutputCP => 'N','N')->Call(65001); binmode $_ => ':encoding(UTF-8)' for *STDIN, *STDOUT, *STDERR; might work for UTF-8 output under Windows
cms [is] := MojoMojo (Catalyst based wiki), AngerWhale (furious sea life), Foorum (Catalyst forum), Bricolage, Slash, Movable Type, WebGUI,
cms wiki [is] := http://cms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
cobol on cogs [is] := http://www.coboloncogs.org/
cocks [is] :=
code [is] := Code is how programmers tell other programmers what they want the computer to do
code monkey [is] := at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/CodeMonkey.mp3
codebase [is] := check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3
codegen [is] :=
codemonkey [is] := at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/
codepoints ik likes [is] :=
coffee time [is] := average coffee time since 2011: https://twitter.com/sheeshee/status/806170820599050240
coffeeguy_| [is] := SSJ
comma [is] := A comma - "," - is a wonderful invention; use it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma
CommandPrompt [is] := ahem
commenserate [is] := help and advice will be commensurate with the explanation of the problem
comments [is] := https://blog.codinghorror.com/code-tells-you-how-comments-tell-you-why/
communism [is] := an intoxicant and an aphrodisiac
compare [is] := cmp, eq, ne for strings, <=>, ==, != for numbers
compelling [is] := THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
-protected- compile [is] := perldoc -q 'hide the source'
conan [is] := a barbarian of some sort
concurrency [is] := look, we can't actually advise you on a concurrency solution unless you tell us what the program's going to do - although the odds are pretty good that we'll say "don't use threads" since that's almost always the worst choice
concurrency and async in perl [is] := https://blog.afoolishmanifesto.com/posts/concurrency-and-async-in-perl/
conf [is] :=
config [is] := Mixing configuration and code leads to mod_perl^Wmadness. See Config::Any, Config::INI, YAML, JSON for better alternatives.
conformal d-squat algebras [is] := they model butter/knife sliced bread interactions in Peterson cohomology.
conjugation [is] := http://sherlock.scsys.co.uk/~matthewt/NN-conjugation
ConsideredHarmful [is] := ConsideredHarmful is half of f00li5h's new social code sharing rate website internet 2.0 thing. the other half will be called IsLikeCrackToMe
consistency [is] := "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day."
conspiracies [is] := http://xkcd.com/258/
conspiracy [is] := http://xkcd.com/258/
constant [is] := use constant FOO => 'bar'; or use Const::Fast; const my $foo => 'bar';
consume jpeg's soul [is] := okay
contain [is] := To check if an item is in a list, use perldoc -f grep and see perldoc -q contain
contains [is] := Type "perldoc -q contain" at a prompt to see many great examples of how you can figure out if a list contains a certain thingie. You might not want to use something like "grep { $thing eq $_ } @stuff" because it is expensive if @stuff is large.
context [is] := See http://perl.plover.com/context.html. In a nutshell: When Perl evaluates an expression, it first looks to see whether a scalar, a list, or nothing (void) is expected as the return value, and the expression is evaluated accordingly. For example, in $x = foo(); @x = foo(); foo(); , foo() is evaluated respectively in scalar, list, and void context. See also the wantarray function in perlfunc.
continue [is] := C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)
contributing to cpan [is] := http://cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_contribute_modules
converting ip addresses [is] := have you tried pack?
cookie [is] := Thank you!
cookies [is] := To store cookies between requests, use the cookie jar appropriate for your user agent. HTTP::Tiny -> HTTP::CookieJar, LWP::UserAgent -> HTTP::Cookies, Mojo::UserAgent -> Mojo::UserAgent::CookieJar...
cool [is] := digitok
coolfactor [is] := 10
coping [is] := Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html
coping with alcohol abuse [is] := Just don't be a quitter, keep drinking!
coping with buu [is] := HAGLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHALGHALG
coping with Daveman [is] := GumbyBRAIN: Daveman it!
coping with dongs [is] :=
coping with failure [is] := ask buu
coping with GumbyBRAIN [is] := GumbyBRAIN: jerk it!
coping with scoping [is] := http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html and http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col46.html
copy on write [is] := copy on write is the sneakyness of showing someone a readonly version of a variable, then creating a localised version of it when they try to change it
copypasta [is] := duplicate spagetti code
core [is] := Purely the minimal amount of Perl code required to bootstrap CPAN. To perform any real-world useful work, try installing some modules. From CPAN.
macro corelist [is] := <core <arg>>
corgifex [is] := Central Organization of Insecure Feeling Express
coro [is] := coroutines and continuations for perl, see http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/Coro.html
coroutine [is] := http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html
coroutines [is] := http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html
corrections Ekta [is] := linuxchix ;)
cost of newlines [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=newline-prices
COTO [is] := Champion Of The Obvious
count [is] := one, two, many, lots...
cpan [is] := Main archive of Perl modules. It helps Perl programmers to not reinvent the wheel. User-friendly interfaces are available at http://metacpan.org/ and http://search.cpan.org/ . See also "life with cpan". See also http://perl-begin.org/topics/cpan/ . | http://www.perl.org/about/whitepapers/perl-cpan.html | Similar to Internet Rule 34, but for perl
cpan at work [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=693828
CPAN FAQ [is] := CPAN FAQ: http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html
cpan for private code [is] := http://www.slideshare.net/thaljef/cpan-for-private-code .
cpan jfdi [is] := 'prerequisites_policy' => q[follow], in your .cpan/CPAN/MyConfig.pm and PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 in the environment. | or just install and use cpanm
cpan leaderboard [is] := http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html
cpan nonroot [is] :=
cpan on windows [is] := http://stackoverflow.com/a/5620297
cpan reverse depends [is] := http://deps.cpantesters.org/depended-on-by.pl
cpan tutorial [is] := http://tynovsky.github.io/cpan-tutorials/
cpan wrappers [is] := http://perl-begin.org/topics/cpan/wrappers-for-distributions/
cpan-nr [is] := http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2980297/how-can-i-use-cpan-as-a-non-root-user
CPAN2 [is] := Zoffix, the babycruncher's robotic watcher... uploads, ratings, misc and other
cpandeps [is] := find out the dependencies for any CPAN module here: http://cpandeps.cantrell.org.uk/
cpanfile [is] := a format for describing CPAN dependencies, which can be read by cpanm, Carton, mbtiny, Dist::Zilla::Plugin::Prereqs::FromCPANfile, and in general Module::CPANfile. http://p3rl.org/cpanfile
cpanhq [is] := CPANHQ - an open-source, meta-data-enhanced, community-driven interface to CPAN - http://wiki.github.com/bricas/cpanhq
cpanm [is] := miyagawa's application of JFDI and minimalism to CPAN module installers. It does the 80% that 99% of users need. Get it at https://cpanmin.us | http://p3rl.org/cpanm
cpanm bootstrap [is] := wget -qO cpanm.pl https://cpanmin.us; perl cpanm.pl App::cpanminus
cpanm local::lib [is] := wget -qO cpanm.pl https://cpanmin.us; perl cpanm.pl -l$HOME/perl5 App::cpanminus local::lib; echo '[ $SHLVL -eq 1 ] && eval "$(perl -I$HOME/perl5/lib/perl5 -Mlocal::lib)"' >>~/.bashrc; source .bashrc or start a new session
macro cpanminus [is] := [fact cpanm]
cpanp-boxed [is] := download CPANPLUS-0.9003 tarball, extract it, cd into the directory, 'perl bin/cpanp-boxed', enjoy.
cpants [is] := http://cpants.perl.org/
cpp [is] := see c++ | the c preprocessor
cps [is] := continuation passing style
CRAN [is] := Comprehensive Ruby Archive Network
crap [is] := too good* is good
crap tutorials [is] := AVOID THESE tutorials - http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlfileopen.php
crapbot [is] := oblio :-(
cream [is] := Perlbot Cream (TM) costs $34.95 a tube. Perlbot Cream makes things LARGE and pleasing. Cream is cream was a cool thing with Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce. Or a dolled-up vim.
crimp [is] := Jean-Claude Jaquettie with his jacket on, with his jacket off, jacket on jacket off jacket on jacket off
critters [is] := http://www.seb.cc/agents/
crlf [is] := "\r\n" varies by platform - in particular this will break if used for sockets code on win32. use Socket qw(:crlf); "$CRLF" instead. see perldoc perlport for details.
croak [is] := Aways remember, open(..) or Carp::croak("fail open $! $@"); ... close(..) or Carp::carp("fail close $! $@"); http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Perl_Programming/Filehandles
croissants [is] :=
crow and cat [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wYaXYwP-w
crud [is] := Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete -- the four corners of a proper database management tool
crunch mode [is] := crunch mode is http://www.igda.org/articles/erobinson_crunch.php - "Why crunch mode doesn't work."
crypt [is] := http://sial.org/howto/perl/password-crypt/
CS [is] := CS is 1) Computer Science ; 2) Counter Strike
CS homework [is] := Do this well-understood task on your own, from scratch, without reusing existing, tested code like you would in the real world.
CSDuck: printf: [is] := not a command to
CSDuck: this [was] := a command to
csh [is] := csh considered harmful: http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/anti/csh/
CSI [is] := a Control Sequence Introducer/Initiator | \e[
css [is] := Cascading Style Sheets: https://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif and to learn them http://flukeout.github.io
css art [is] := http://zoffix.freehostia.com/pyramid.pl?level=200 (level can be from 10 to 1000) use FireFox
css margin: http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/box.html#propdef-margin [is] := `css margin @ perlbot
css select [is] := Tutorials: http://web.archive.org/web/20150411193100/http://css.maxdesign.com.au/selectutorial/ http://flukeout.github.io â�¢ Spec: http://www.w3.org/TR/css3-selectors â�¢ Try yours out: http://gallery.theopalgroup.com/selectoracle â�¢ Find yours: http://selectorgadget.com
css spec [is] := http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/ <- that's CSS Specification read all of it and you will have no problems with CSS
css units [is] := em [font height; i.e. 1em == font-size], ex [~ height of "x" in the font], px [pixels], in [inches], cm [centimeters], mm [millimeters], pt [points; 1 pt == 1/72 inches], pc [picas; 1 pica == 12 pt]
cssops [is] := preaction JDigital GarethAdams jedimind doc|mobile
cssref [is] := http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/
csv [is] := use Text::CSV_XS, Mojo::CSV, Text::xSV, or DBD::CSV. If you 'just want to ...', see http://tburette.github.io/blog/2014/05/25/so-you-want-to-write-your-own-CSV-code/
ctan [is] := Comprehensive TeX Archive Network
cthulu carols [is] := http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=1
macro ctof [is] := <eval $c=0+(<arg>); $f=sprintf"%.2f",$c*9/5+32; "$cÂ°C = $fÂ°F">
cunningham [is] := https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham's_Law
cunt [is] := The correct spelling of Kurt
cups [is] := the common unix pain system
cure [is] := cure is da man!
curiosity [is] := curiosity killed the cat, but it also made him a good scientist!
curl [is] := cURL / libcurl - a library for retrieving and interacting with URLs. See http://search.mcpan.org/dist/WWW-Curl/ ; http://search.mcpan.org/dist/LWP-Curl/
curly brace [is] := '{' -> maybe hashref or block '+{' -> always a hashref '{;' -> always a block
currency falsehoods [is] := falsehoods programmers believe about currency/prices: https://gist.github.com/rgs/6509585
Current threat level: ELEVATED [is] := frogbot: terror
curses [is] := foiled again!
cursing [is] := <paotzu> hey stop c-c-c-cursing! ;(
macro cursive [is] := <eval use utf8; $_ = q{<arg>} || "Just another Unicode hacker,"; tr/BEFHILMRegoa-zA-Z/â�¬â�°â�±â��â��â��â�³â��â�¯â��â�´ð��¶-ð��ð��-ð��µ/r>
cvs [is] := Concurrent Version System - http://ccvs.cvshome.org/
cwd [is] := Dir::Self > Cwd because cwd isn't where the script or module is locate; Dir::Self gives you a DIR constant
cya [is] := bye!
cyber [is] := unf unf unf
cyc [is] := www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine
cygwin [is] := cygwin - http://www.cygwin.com/ - a GNU / UNIX / Linux-like environment for Windows. Useful to get a decent command line and other windows programs.
d'oh [is] := Homer Simpson says, "All fools present, please say d'oh!"
d_arcy [is] :=
d_arcy: Also, make sure the problem [is] := really that you're not getting a match
da [is] := da grouik badonk
dable [is] := a NIL who likes visual basic
dada [is] := grouik badonk
daddy [is] :=
daemon [is] := Daemon::Control, Parallel::ForkManager, Child, and many more on a CPAN near you
dagle [is] := a NIL who likes visual basic
daily show clips [is] := http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml
dalek [is] := http://canyouactually.com/wp-content/uploads/12-221.jpg
damian [is] := Damian Conway - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damian_Conway - the CPAN mad professor.
Damien Conway [is] := Damien Conway is Damian Conway's Evil Twin Brother - http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/index666.html (hint: s/e/a/)
dance [is] := I don't know how to dance!
dancer [is] := A Lightweight web framework (so-called Micro-framework) for Perl that is full of awesome. http://www.perldancer.org/ ; http://metacpan.org/release/Dancer .
dancer2 [is] := The next generation of Dancer, a lightweight web framework for Perl, based on Moo. http://perldancer.org/ ; https://metacpan.org/pod/Dancer2
Darth_Angelus [is] := Darth Angelus doesn't hold a grudge, he has no surviving enemies.
daryl [is] := heh
DATA [is] := Don't ask if you can ask a question, just go ahead and ask it.
data structures [is] := Beginning Perl, Chapter 7 - http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
Data::Dumper [is] := To examine perl data structures, use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $thing, @array, %hash . Data::Dumper is a core module. More information is at https://metacpan.org/release/Data-Dumper . Also see Data::Dump and DDP.
macro database [is] := [fact databases [arg]]
database testing [is] := myTAP and pgTAP by David "theory" Wheeler: http://theory.github.io/mytap/ http://pgtap.org/ basic setup: https://github.com/Su-Shee/pgtap-starter
database ui [is] := RapidApp, Mojolicious::Plugin::DBViewer, App::AutoCRUD, Excel
databases [is] := Any collection of data with a fast (i,e: less than a linear, item-by-item, search) lookup - see http://perl-begin.org/uses/databases/ .
date [is] := Date::Manip, Date::Calc, Date::Simple, DateTime, et al. | See also Time::Piece in core
datetime [is] := The Perl DateTime Project - http://datetime.perl.org/
datetime math [is] := <LeoNerd> Most people who claim daytime maths is complicated, claim that because tehy don't know this
datetime::format::builder [is] := DateTime::Format::Builder - create DateTime parser objects. - http://search.mcpan.org/author/SPOON/DateTime-Format-Builder-0.60/lib/DateTime/Format/Builder.pod
Daveman [is] := he likes greeting everyone. a lot! & is cookoo for closures!
macro day [is] := [eval binmode STDOUT; $_ = 'Good morning / afternoon / evening / night'; print "\x{202d}$1\x{202e}$3" while s/(.)(.*)(.)/$2/;]
days [is] := @day = qw(Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat);
daz [is] := faz
Dazbot [is] := Dazbot insult someone
DazbotRequest [is] := Dazbot: DazbotResponse
dazjorz [is] := A Perler, almost always in #perl after 15:00 GMT. See http://dazjorz.com/
daznetdazjorz [is] :=
db [is] := databases. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Database . http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/307/ . Also see: sql, dbi, dbm, xbase
dbi [is] := Perl DataBase Interface - http://search.mcpan.org/perldoc/DBI http://dbi.perl.org/ http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/10/23/databases.html http://www.perl.com/pub/a/1999/10/DBI.html
dbi tutorial [is] := tim bunce's advanced dbi tutorial: http://cpansearch.perl.org/src/TIMB/DBI_AdvancedTalk_2004/index.htm
DBI, et al [were] := compiled and installed by the previous sysadmin, could be an issue there I guess.
DBIC [is] := DBIx::Class, the awesome ORM framework for perl
dbic masterclass [is] := http://shadow.cat/archive/conference-video/yapc-eu-2008/dbic-masterclass/
dbic::candy [is] := "strangers have the best (database related) candy" - get some from cpan in DBIx::Class::Candy - delicious declarative ORM syntaxy goodness
dbix [is] := dbix is a namespace for modules providing interfaces to DBI. It is -not- a project. If you're calling DBIx::Class DBIx, please stop because there are lots of other DBIx::* projects out there and it's unfair on them (for DBIx::Class DBIC is preferred)
DBIx::Class [is] := the awesome ORM framework for perl, also called DBIC
DBIx::Class::Candy [is] := delicious candy for your dbic schema, get some!
dbm [is] := dbm is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_DB , http://tokyocabinet.sourceforge.net/index.html , and http://search.mcpan.org/dist/DBM-Deep/
DBQS [is] := Deliberate Bot Query Syndrome - If you're reading this, someone is telling you to stop telling him to stop talking to the bot... He/she is just talking to the bot for fun, it's harmless anyway. :-)
dccsex [is] := DCC SEND whatthefuckareyoudoing
-protected- macro ddate [is] := `rss http://www.lafferty.ca/rdf/ddate.cgi~
ddg [is] := giving scp1 head so he'll talk about their shit all the time.
ddos [is] := An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php
dead [is] := http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2007/08/perl_is_dead_long_live_perl.html
dead cats [is] := every cat that is not alive, see live cats
deadlines [is] := "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -- DNA
death to dot star [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640
Death to dot star! [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640
death to dotstar [is] := http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640
debian [is] :=
debian perldoc [is] := To get perldoc on your debian system, type "apt-get install perl-doc" as root
debiandra [is] := a developer
macro debug [is] := [fact debugger [arg]]
debugger [is] := perldoc perldebug, perldoc perldebtut, http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2006/04/06/debugger.html , http://perl-begin.org/topics/debugging/
macro debugging [is] := [fact debugger [arg]]
debugging clever code [is] := "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." --Brian Kernighan
dec [is] := not goatse
DED [is] := DED is a Dark Emitting Diode.
deepshit [is] := Sitting on the toilet past the urge that brought you there and through no extra effort of your own, a barrage of gas and deep shit emerges.
define hello [is] := hello
define thingy [is] := y'know, one of those
define vrby : vrby [is] := the matrix overlord
Defined feeds [is] := Yes
deign [is] := to condescend reluctantly and with a strong sense of the affront to one's superiority that is involved
Delta706: and since that [is] :=
Demeter and counting dots [is] :=
demo [is] := http://demo.plainblack.com
denied [is] := http://lucumr.pocoo.org/2010/4/3/april-1st-post-mortem/
dependencies [are] := your friend
design patterns [is] := http://perl.plover.com/yak/design/
details [is] := output of "perl -V" and "uname -a", all the information you know of the problem, possible file permissions involved (preferably seen in a pastebin as on output of ls or dir command), example of your code, the expected output, and of course the input. if there is something specific (like to a web problem could be) then the related logs (ie. web server) are nice to be included.
Deutsch Lectures [is] := http://www.quiprocone.org/Protected/DD_lectures.htm
devel::nytprof [is] := <giacomo> Devel::NYTProf is great!!! O_O html report whoaaa I'm cumming
developers [is] := https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs
devops [is] := http://lists.perl.org/list/perl-devops.html
DFSG [is] := the Debian Free Software Guidelines - FAQ http://people.debian.org/~bap/dfsg-faq.html
dh-make-perl [is] := For building and installing a .deb for not-in-apt perl modules (named libsome-module-name-perl for Some::Module::Name), apt-get install dh-make-perl, then: dh-make-perl --install --cpan Module::Name
dhoss [is] := dhoss is bringing forth the 4th Reich : ein stack, ein dup, ein factor | another word for derp
dhoss[HireMe] [is] := WILL SUCK COCKS FOR CASH
DIAF [is] := "Die in a fire!"
diamond [is] := "< > is two operators. do you know the rules for when it's readline and when it's glob? use only for commandline snippets. anywhere else use readline which does what it says: read lines"
DIAS [is] := Download It And See. ;)
macro dick [is] := `fact thissucks dick~
dicks [is] := ()======D ()======D ()======D ()======D ()======D ()======D ()======D~~~~~~~
did [is] := I done gone and went and done did it.
did go|dfish terrorize [is] := yes he did, and he's not allowed
did you mean: u no [is] :=
didn't work [is] := Look buddy, didn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Is it making faces at you? Does it want more money? Is it sleeping with your significant other? Please be specific!
die [is] := no u
DIF [is] := Dutch Invasion Force
digimon [are] := corrupted pokemon stored in bill's computer system
digitally imported [is] := looking to hire a fulltime web developer
-protected- digitok [is] :=
dilbert [is] := www.dilbert.com
diligence [is] := The opposite of laziness.
ding [is] := dong!
dirkw [is] := a pirate
dirty thieves [is] := http://sourceforge.net/projects/perlbot/
disclaimer [is] := You agree that all services provided by #perl are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. There are no guarantees to the truth, likelihood, or validity of the information obtained from our channel. This is also true for our regulars. The regulars in our channel are professionals; but, all advice or information given by them, or our bots, are the sole opinions of the source and do not reflect the opinion or policies of our channel.
discouraged [is] := http://p3rl.org/Perl::Critic::Policy::Freenode::DiscouragedModules
dispatch [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=456530
dispatch table [is] := A hash that maps strings to coderefs. eg my %dispatch = ( foo => sub { print "foo" } , bar => &some_other_sub, baz => sub { print for @_ } ); To use: $dispatch{$action}->(@arguments); (or $dispatch{$action}->() if no arguments)
macro dist::zilla [is] := [fact dzil]
disturbing [is] :=
DITEW [is] := Do It The Easy Way
divine genealogy [is] := Yahweh begot Jesus who begot Xenu who was Shiva's sister who was Xenu's brother.
DIY [is] := Do It Yourself. Lazy 'Git.
dj [is] := a musical warning label
djay [is] := non chuis Ã Paris pour la semaine
dkr [is] :=
dmake [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/dist/dmake/
dmake problem [is] := If dmake gives you problems, try using nmake: http://www.tek-tips.com/faqs.cfm?fid=1687
dmsantam [is] := dmsantam is a god
dnw [is] := What do you mean it doesn't work? What happens when you try to run it? What's the output? What's the error message? Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment
do a trick [is] := I'm not some trick pony
do better [is] :=
do i have any meetings today [is] := no, because you're a jobless time waster
do it for me [is] := 402 Payment Required
do it forever* [is] :=
DO THE D A N C E [is] := ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIGHT
do this alot! [is] := alot
do what you love [is] := "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life... Because no one in that industry is hiring" -- Al Bundy
do you [is] :=
do you function y/n [is] := y
do you like turtles [is] := yes
do you love me [is] := of course i do elzar
do you understand english [is] := Yes.
macro do6st [is] := <eval $=<arg>; $.=$%5==1? 'st' : ($%5==2? 'rd' : 'th'); $_>
macro do_you expect [is] := [echo No, Mister Bond. I expect you do die.]
macro do_you really [is] := [fact do_you [arg]]
docbook [is] := DocBook - Write Technical Documentation in XML and convert to many formats, including HTML, PDF, Word, EPUB, etc.. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DocBook
docs like cpan [is] := http://p3rl.org/Pod::ProjectDocs
docs like search.cpan.org [is] := p3rl.org/Pod::ProjectDocs
does _ZofBot4 know where [is] :=
does not like me [is] :=
does not like me. [is] :=
does not work [is] :=
does perl have x [is] := don't ask us if perl has x, as we probably won't know what x is. Instead, ask us if perl has something to do what you want.
doesn't [is] :=
doesn't mention Mason when we ask it about 'web frameworks'. [is] :=
doesn't use safe [is] :=
doesn't work [is] := What do you mean it doesn't work? What happens when you try to run it? What's the output? What's the error message? Is it unemployed? What did you expect to happen? We need more information to help you. | http://altreus.github.io/qi-klaxon/?doesn%27t+work
doesnt work [is] :=
dog [is] := 1. See dogs. 2. http://www.digipedia.pl/man/doc/view/dog.1/ - better than cat. 3. "On the Internet no one knows you're a dog".
dogs [is] := Dogs are truely awesome creatures that are Man's best friend and can guide blind people better than Cats
DOGS AND CATS [is] :=
DOJO [is] := Javascript
don't ask [is] := Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question
don't ask me [is] := I personally don't know much about whatever it is you're asking about. But many other people around here may well do, so just ask the channel as a whole
don't say plz [is] := People say "plz" because it's shorter than "please". I reply "No" because it's shorter than "Yes".
donate [is] := If you want to thank those who have helped you, send some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to the Perl Foundation - http://donate.perl-foundation.org/
donate paypal [is] := https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?business=billing@yapc.org&cmd=_xclick&no_note=1
done [is] := http://www.brepettis.com/blog/2009/3/3/the-cult-of-done-manifesto.html
dong [is] := â�«
dong theory [is] :=
-protected- dongs [is] := a metametasyntactic variable variable
dongs for [is] := GumbyBRAIN: i've got dongs!
dongs2 [is] :=
dont ask [is] := Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question
dookie [is] := perl
dooky [is] := <dooky> when the river runs red, take the dirt path
dooky's location [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista
doom song [is] := I'm gonna sing the doom song now! o/` Doom doom, d-doom doom, d-doom doom DOOM! Doom d-doom, doom! Doom d-doom doom, d-doom doom doooooomm, d-d-DOOOM! Doom doom, d-doom doom d-doom doom doom! Doom!
DoomIhlVaria [is] := <DoomIhlVaria> And instead of, "Following you, master." He'd be like, "GONNA BASH SOME BOZZOS FOR J00 SUCKA"
doomsday [is] := Wednesday, October 22 2352
dor [is] := defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5
dorothy [is] := Hashes and arrays and references, oh my!
dos [is] := An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php
dos on dope [is] := http://secretgeek.net/dod_intro.asp
dos2unix [is] := perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' file
dot counting law [is] := http://haacked.com/archive/2009/07/14/law-of-demeter-dot-counting.aspx
dotstar [is] := Death to Dotstar : http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640
macro down [is] := <get http://isup.me/<fact _urlencode <arg>> //div[@id='container']/text()[1]|(//div/a)[1]|//div[@id='container']/text()[2]>
downloaded program [is] := This channel is here to help people learn, write and debug perl - if you want a downloaded program fixed for you, you need to ask the author. If you want to learn enough perl to fix it yourself, we're happy to help with -that- though
downloaded scripts [is] := If you get errors on a certain line of a script you downloaded, just delete that line. Keep going until you get no more errors. (See also: know perl)
macro downorup [is] := ~get http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/~eval $=~quote d ~arg``; s|^https?://||i; s|/.*$||; $ //div[@id='container']/text()[1] | //div[@id='container']/*[1] | //div[@id='container']/text()[2]
downvote [is] := No such factoid 'downvote'; did you mean [global channel] RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A RAKE
doxygen [is] := automated documentation or http://www.stack.nl/~dimitri/doxygen/ | http://www.bigsister.ch/doxygenfilter/
macro dpgkatmvyhgo [is] := `echo dpgkatmvyhgo'
DR-DOS [is] := HELL
dragon ball z [is] := a very ghey anime, buu is even gayer
dragon book [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compilers:_Principles,_Techniques,_and_Tools_(2nd_Edition)
dreamhost [is] := fubar
drink [is] := Don't drink and code. You might hit a breakpoint and spill the drink.
dropbox [is] := http://razorfast.com/2011/04/25/dropbox-attempts-to-kill-open-source-project/
drugs [is] := http://i.imgur.com/MYopv.jpg
drunk [is] := https://www.xkcd.com/323/
DRY [is] := DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF
DS9 [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine - one of the bestest show evar. Also see http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/ .
dsl [is] := one of Domain Specific Language, Digital Subscriber Line or Damn Small Linux
dsw [is] := Dick Size War
dtc [is] := DANS TON CUL!
dtrt [is] := Do The Right Thing(tm)
duck duck go [is] := goose!
ducks [is] := o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< QUAAAAAAAAACK
dude [is] := Don't Use Dat Expression!
duke nukem [is] := http://i.imgur.com/NjFrU.png
dumb [is] := running with scissors
dummy mode [is] := DUMMY MODE, n. The mode in which a user, overcome by technical terms, will believe, and/or do, anything he or she is told.]
dump [is] := Data::Dumper, Data::Dump, Data::Printer, Devel::Dwarn, Devel::Peek, Mojo::Util 'dumper'
dump a variable [is] := See modules on CPAN: Data::Dumper, Data::Dumper::Concise, Devel::Dwarn, Data::Dump, et al.
dump_01 [is] := <dump_01> the plan: if computer cannot be managed with active direcory tools it must be ddosed
dumper [is] := use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $reference_to_variable;
Duo [is] := the person your mother warned you about
dupa [is] := help vampire. does not listen. see http://pastebin.ca/raw/2535644
dvcs [is] := DVCS is distributed version control system
dw [is] := Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too.
dwim [is] := DWIM: Do What I Mean
macro dwim perl [is] := [fact dwimperl [arg]]
dwimperl [is] := http://dwimperl.com/ - DWIM Perl for Windows is a Strawberry Perl derivative for Windows. It contains everything you will need for your Perl development.
dwu [is] :=
dwu barbie [is] := Smack. HARD!
dwu perl [is] := Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!
dylocpan [is] := Did you look on CPAN?
dysfunction [is] := http://despair.com/dysfunction.html - we don't know if you're an idiot or not, we only know what you've said, and if you come across as an idiot in your first three lines you'll be treated like one. this isn't anything personal, so please calm down, rethink your question, and try and come across as the genius you really are on your second attempt
dzil [is] := Dist-Zilla - http://dzil.org/ - a Don't-Repeat-Yourself (DRY) framework for managing CPAN and CPAN-like distributions. | try https://metacpan.org/pod/Dist::Zilla::PluginBundle::Starter if you're not sure where to start. | or Dist::Milla to do everything for you
e [is] := eval: "Sorry, no more output"
E&EP [is] := Extending and Embedding Perl - http://www.manning.com/jenness/
each [is] := each was designed to provide a perl level access to the built-in iterator on the C struct of a DBM handle, works brilliantly for tie()ed DB files, and otherwise should never be used, especially on refs | https://metacpan.org/pod/Perl::Critic::Policy::Freenode::Each
east [is] := east
easy [is] := not hard
eat [is] :=
eat a cookie [is] := munch munch ... yum!
eat flaming death [is] := you first, meatbag.
eat my shorts [is] := good for u
eats shoots and leaves [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves
eclipse perl [is] := EPIC - Eclipse Perl Integration - http://e-p-i-c.sourceforge.net/
economics [is] := THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!
ED [is] := encyclopediadramatica.com
edenc [is] := legendary awesomeness (apparently)
editors [is] := Emacs | Vi | Vim | Notepadplusplus | Eclipse | Padre | Gvim | Komodo | KDevelop | See also IDE
edward123 [is] :=
EE [is] := EE is Electrical Engineering
eevee [is] := likes ACID and constraints
effective perlbrew [is] := http://tinyurl.com/chooseperl http://tinyurl.com/linkperl http://tinyurl.com/compperl
Efficiency [is] := Which is more expensive per hour: programmer time or machine time?
Ehtasham [is] := simply a boula
Ehtsham [is] := simply a boula
Ekta [is] := linuxchix ;)
ellidi [is] := Captain of a lonely ship who sleeps at the wheel
ellipse [is] := sqrt( (x + C)^2 + y^2) + sqrt( (x - C)^2 + y^2) - 2A = 0
elly [is] := the person in buu's lap
emacs [is] := emacs is a fine OS. But what it lacks to compete with Linux is a good text editor.
email [is] := Like HTML, email is deceptively complex. Whenever possible, avoid rolling your own solution and trust the ones put forth by those who work with it all day, every day. Ask me about sending email or see Task::Email::PEP::All.
email from scratch [is] := If you think you can do it yourself, please watch http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7054401183589794595#
email hates the living [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JENdgiAPD6c
macro email regex [is] := [fact matching email addresses]
email validation [is] := Strict email validation is incredibly silly. For one thing, the actual specification for email addresses is incredibly vague, allowing damn near anything to count as a valid email. For a second thing, even if the email is syntactically valid, what guarantee do you have that the person who entered it actually gets it? The trivial example is: president@whitehouse.com. While this is a perfectly valid email address, it's rath
Email::Simple [is] := deprecated in favor of Email::MIME since the former doesn't handle MIME (let alone 8bit) messages
emailing mst [is] :=
emailing mst would [have been] := useless anyway since he doesn't run
emergency [is] := A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part.
emma watson [is] :=
emo [is] := /wrists
emscripten [is] := https://github.com/kripken/emscripten/wiki - an LLVM to JavaScript compiler allowing one to compile C, C++, Objective C, OCaml, Java, etc. to JavaScript for putting on web-pages.
EMT [is] := something Zoffix just made up
encoding [is] := "Code that believes it can reliably guess the encoding of an unmarked textfile is guilty of a fatal mÃ©lange of hubris and naÃ¯vetÃ© that only a lightning bolt from Zeus will fix." https://stackoverflow.com/questions/6162484/why-does-modern-perl-avoid-utf-8-by-default/ and see also http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Unicode.html
encoding layer [is] := open my $reader, "<:encoding(UTF-8)" ==> (character strings) ==> open my $writer, ">:encoding(UTF-8)" | binmode STDOUT, ':encoding(UTF-8)'
encoding mantra [is] := decode goes from BYTES to UNICODE CHARACTERS. encode goes from UNICODE CHARACTERS to BYTES. decode bytes to unicode characters as soon as possible, work with unicode characters, and encode to bytes as late as possible.
encoding.pm [is] :=
ender_ [is] := teh c00l3st
ending perl [is] := don't do that :-(
english [is] := in #perl, we speak english.
English.pm [is] := We don't recommend English.pm, because you can't read others' code and others can't read yours. If you rely on the punctuation vars so much that English helps, you have deeper problems.
engrish [is] := how asians say English
enter [is] := Do not use the Enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
entrails [is] := check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3
ENV [is] := The hash %ENV contains your current environment. Setting a value changes the environment for any child processes you subsequently fork() off.
macro environment [is] := [fact perl env]
ePenis [is] := Flannel
Epic [is] := the absolute best
epitaph [is] := What would you write on your tombstone?
epoch [is] := The beginning of time in Unix. Generally defined as starting at 00:00:00 January 1st, 1970. Also used to keep count of the seconds since that date and time.
equable [is] := "Equal and uniform; not varying." (from http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/)
equinox5 [is] := just some guy
er, import [is] := used by perl..
Erlang [is] := Your savior for parallellibiliticiliousity
erquest [is] := an irksome request
error [is] :=
error 500 [is] := your script encountered a fatal error. try adding "use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser);" somewhere near the top.
error message [is] := A five word error message is completely useless without context. Put it in the pastebin in the topic.
error messages [are] := error messages: you're allowed to read them
error record [is] := HTML: 188 errors CSS: 12 errors: http://www.lamest-crapper.blogspot.com/
error record 2 [is] := HTML: Not valid - Errors: 13476, http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.saabvideos.com/videos.html
Error.pm [is] := Old, Deprecated, Buggy and Not What You Want. Please see instead Try::Tiny or TryCatch
Error: "blah" [is] := not a valid command.
Error: "INC" [is] := not a valid command.
Error: "joke" [is] := not a valid command.
ESAD [is] := "Eat q[ender]'s shit and die!"
escape [is] := Use a \ to escape a character, see perldoc -f quotemeta for escaping whole strings, use \Qsomething\E in an RE, and use the URI::Escape module for URIs | Journey's tenth album
eselle: tell us how your example [is] := different from the one i just fed to
esp paste [is] := concentrate on your code and those with ESP in #perl will be able to view it
esperanto [is] := the best language around
ESR [is] := Eric S. Raymond, http://catb.org/~esr/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond
essary and should be avoided for clarity. <html>, <head>, and <body> [are] := all optional tags. Perhaps, it will be clearer if they are omitted in the code examples (at least in Hello World example) to simplify overall snippet. In fact, I think the "Getting Started" section on homepage of http://mojolicio.us/ is the perfect example to use: it's just 3 lines. To the uninitiated, it'll likely be confusing w
essentials [is] := a towel
Eureka [is] := A show on the scifi Channel
eurohacker [is] := a crappy pseudo-zine spammed in #politics by borius
europa-europa [is] := a greek mythology Phoenician princess who was seduced by Zeus and gave its name to the subcontinent.
eva [is] := Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut
macro eval [is] := ~eval ~arg``
eval print 4+5 [is] := 9
eval("nkk" eq "ik") || print "Yes, there [is] :=
eval-test [is] := eval: kill "me";
eval_modules [is] := B::Deparse BSD::Resource Carp::Heavy Data::Dumper Data::Munge Date::Parse DateTime DateTimeX::Easy Digest::MD5 Digest::SHA Encode File::Glob Function::Parameters Inline Inline::Python Inline::Ruby Jplugin JSON::XS Language::K20 List::MoreUtils List::Util List::UtilsBy Moose MooseX::Declare PerlIO PerlIO::scalar PHP::Interpreter POSIX Regexp::Common Scalar::MoreUtils
evalmodules [is] := arybase BSD::Resource Cpanel::JSON::XS Data::Dumper Data::Munge Date::Parse DateTime Digest::MD5 Digest::SHA Encode Errno File::Glob Function::Parameters JSON JSON::MaybeXS JSON::XS List::MoreUtils List::Util List::UtilsBy Math::BigInt Moose POSIX Regexp::Common Scalar::MoreUtils Scalar::Util Time::HiRes Time::Piece URI URI::Encode Math::BigFloat Math::BigRat Mojo::Dom Mojo::Dom::HTML Mojo::Dom::CSS
macro evalpaste [is] := <echo Paste results: <compose (eval (get <arg> //pre))>>
evalspam [is] := if you have a way to help others with minimal use of 'eval', then go ahead, ( ie: demonstrations of problems to contribute to discussion ) otherwise, please use '/msg perlbot eval' instead.
EvanCarroll [is] := System Lord of the Internets.
EvanCarroll: probably the network preferences, but ssh seems to focus on: "this [is] :=
EvanCarroll: Well if your bone [is] :=
Even Matrix hackers use Perl [is] := http://xrl.us/cf99
even XML::Simple [is] :=
even XML::Simple is in [is] :=
event dispatch [is] := Pubsub in a perl process. Event::Distributor, Beam::Emitter, Mixin::Event::Dispatch, Mojo::EventEmitter, ...
macro event loops [is] := [fact events]
event reflexivity [is] := http://leonerds-code.blogspot.com/2014/02/event-reflexive-programming.html
events [is] := Asynchronous event-driven IO is awesome in Perl with POE, Future/IO::Async, IO::Lambda, Mojo::IOLoop, Reflex, or Promises, among others.
evil [is] := ð��ð��ð��
evilcrashingvol2 [is] := ~say purl evilcrashingcommand
evolution of a poe server [is] := http://poe.perl.org/?Evolution_of_a_POE_Server - A quick tutorial showing some of the power of POE.
ew73 [is] := some kind of critter.
ew73's local::lib for DH [is] := http://robotsrule.us/local-lib-dreamhost.tar.gz
ew73> Also. If 'Leroy Jenkins Programming' [is] :=
example [is] := make a small but otherwise complete example that demonstrates the behavior you're seeing. If you still have a problem post your example and we'll talk about it.
examples [is] := examples have been demonstrated to be up to 5 time easier to understand when cats are involved
excel [is] := use Spreadsheet::ParseXLSX if you care about XLSX, or Spreadsheet::ParseExcel otherwise
exceptions [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/Exceptions or http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ExceptionHandlingInPerl or: do{}. or do not. there is no try{}.
exchange "love [is] :=
exercises [is] := You can find links to Perl exercises at http://perl-begin.org/exercises/
exodist [is] := an obtuse pedant
expand tildes [is] := ask me about tilde
macro explain [is] := <echo>
explain regex [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/dist/YAPE-Regex-Explain/Explain.pm
exploit [is] := eval: print "perlbot exploit?"
macro export [is] := [fact exporter]
exporter [is] := Exporter - make subroutines (or other symbols) available in "use"ing modules: package Foo; use strict; use warnings; use Exporter 'import'; our @EXPORT_OK = qw(bar baz quux);
macro exporting [is] := [fact exporter]
expungement [is] := at http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/fors-announce/message/22
f.candy [is] := http://xrl.us/bmgknn
f.jfdi [is] := http://xrl.us/bmg3pr
f.xpath [is] := http://xrl.us/bmhzm7
f00bot [is] :=
f00li5h [is] := f00li5h is one of the larger #perl cats (see cats) who writes about coding and related things at f00li5h.pin21.com/#; f00li5h is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but without any warranty and is provided "as is". <anno> f00li5h keeps a careful balance on the verge of serious cc Foal
f00li5h =~ s/^f00li5h/f00li5h [is] := one of the resident perl cats who/
f00li5h shaved [is] := 24 Jul 2008
f00li5h's first law of debugging [is] := WRITE SOME MOTHERFUCKING UNIT TESTS, bitches
f00li5h-blog [is] :=
f00li5h-mortal [is] := f00li5h
f00li5h[HireMe] [is] := knows jawnsy, #perl cat for >3 years, perlmonk, FOOLISH on cpan. Helpful, friendly, purist and up front zealot. prefers pg flavour, but has tasted mysql/informix/oracle. has pawed at most of the juicy parts of cpan, like Moose, Catalyst, DBIC, Dancer, POE, AE etc. Local to .au but lives in a shell - a feline, online
f00lish [is] := | http://i.xintron.se/nano/_MG_3410_g.jpg
f00lish =~ s/$/, he [is] := | http://i.xintron.se/nano/_MG_3410_g.jpg/
f00lish =~ s{$}{, he [is] := | http://i.xintron.se/nano/_MG_3410_g.jpg}
macro f2c [is] := <eval $f=0+(<arg>); $c=sprintf"%.2f",($f-32)*5/9; "$fÂ°F = $cÂ°C">
macro facepalm [is] := <fact giphy facepalm>
facepalm mosaic [is] := http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/308920/920/28/facepalm_display.jpg
fact search [is] := use bot2387, by either /msg or by addressing it. it has two commands "vsearch" which searches all the facts for a certain word in the fact, and "search" which searches the fact names. ex. bot2387: vsearch idiot, it limits the results to 10, to get the next ten results for your search, use "more" or "next page"
factadd [is] :=
factadd briaresus [is] :=
factadd briareus [is] :=
factadd gop2 " < gop2> hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out [is] :=
factadd gop2 hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out ( briareus) [is] :=
factiod [is] :=
factoid [is] := Don't parse factoids with regex! Get a factoid parser module!
factoids [is] :=
factorial [is] := N! = N*(N-1)*...*1; 0! = 1; In perl: sub fac { return 1 if $[0] == 1; $[0] * fac($_[0] - 1) }; For big numbers you have to use Math::BigInt to obtain accurate values.
faggot [is] := The second of the three little pigs built his house out of a couple of these. Maybe instead, he should have bribed the wolf with a faygele?
fail [is] := å¤±æ��
failsome [is] := fails and stuff
fake code [is] := If you provide us fake code to help you with, we'll only be able to provide fake help.
fake data [is] := If you provide us fake data to help you with, we'll only be able to provide fake code. See: fake code
fake question [is] := If you ask a fake question, we'll give you a fake answer.
fake regex [is] :=
false [is] := undef, 0, "", "0"
false hubris [is] :=
false laziness [is] := being too lazy to save yourself the time by doing it right (like using regex on an SGML family member)
false lazyness [is] :=
fantastiska fyran [is] := https://www.flashback.org/t1825685
faq [is] := The #perl FAQ is at http://perl-begin.org/FAQs/freenode-perl/ . Make sure you skim over it before asking questions. The Perl FAQ is http://faq.perl.org/ .
farf [is] :=
farnsworth [is] := The Farnsworth programming language and robot by simcop2387 - http://www.simcop2387.info/ . Given enough time and will, it will become as feature-rich as other CASes.
fart [is] := never hold in a fart, as it travels up your spine and into your brain, and that's how shit ideas are formed
fastcgi [is] := FastCgiServer /websites/myapp/script/myapp_fastcgi.pl -processes 3 # Alias /static /websites/myapp/root/static/ # Alias / websites/myapp/script/myapp_fastcgi.pl/
faster [is] := You can often write faster programs in C, but you can always write programs faster in Perl.
fastest [is] := If you want to know which approach is fastest, BENCHMARK!!
fat comma [is] := => is another way to spell , and is described in http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html#Comma-Operator
fatalsToBrowser [is] := "When i develop i can only have two windows open max. An editor and a browser. Tailing log files is absolutely
fatpacker [is] := http://metacpan.org/pod/App::FatPacker - pack your dependencies onto your script file
fatuity [is] := FATUITY - SUB ZERO IQ WINS
favorite color [is] := pink
fc-solve [is] := Freecell Solver / fc-solve / FCS - http://fc-solve.shlomifish.org/ - rindolf's project which he keeps mentioning
fcgi [is] := LeoNerd> [httpd] <---(FastCGI)---> [webapp] <== that's all you need to know.
feather [is] := feather.perl6.nl, Juerd's contribution of corporate-backed shell access for people to play around with pugs
feeling good [is] := "Feeling Good" by David A. Burns - a self-help Cognitive Behavioural Therapy book - http://xrl.us/vurb ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeling_Good:_The_New_Mood_Therapy
feelings [is] := bots dont have feelings, dork
felispeskus [is] := *felispeskus = *f00li5h
ff [is] := Take a flying fuck at a galloping goose!
FFI [is] := Foreign Function Interface, a method of interfacing to a compiled language like C, C++, Fortran, etc in a dynamic library from a scripting language like Perl. See FFI::Playpus or FFI::Raw as starting points using libffi.
ffnord [is] := serfbot: perlbot
ffs [is] := For f---'s sake.
fftsap [is] := Feel Free To Submit A Patch
ffxr: buubot [is] := broken, you have to direct it at
fgj [is] := for great justice
ficken [is] := ich kopuliere mit dir
fight [is] := DYWTFWM ? Do You Want To Fight With Me?
fightclub [is] := rule #1 There is no fight club!
fightclup [is] :=
fihi09 [is] := Not allowed to give advice anymore.
fiik [is] := fuck if i know
file handles [is] := Don't use 'open FH, ... ', write: 'open my $fh, ...'. See http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Perl_Programming/Filehandles
file iteration [is] := The basic interface is File::Find, but for more straightforward interfaces with more control try File::Find::Rule, File::Next, or Path::Iterator::Rule.
file lock [is] := perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time.
file recursion [is] := Path::Iterator::Rule or File::Find::Rule or IO::All or Path::Tiny (or the old File::Find)
file-find [is] := File-Find - a module for traversing a directory tree ; see https://metacpan.org/module/File::Find ; or alternatively https://metacpan.org/release/File-Next and http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/projects/File-Find-Object/ . | And especially File::Find::Rule: https://metacpan.org/pod/File::Find::Rule
macro File::Find [is] := [fact file-find]
File::Slurp [is] := use File::Slurper, Path::Tiny, or Data::Munge instead of File::Slurp. File::Slurp gets file encodings all wrong, line endings on win32 are messed up, and it was written before layers were properly added.
macro filehandle [is] := [fact file handles]
filelock [is] := perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time.
filter [is] := Don't use source filters, they're evil! Use Devel::Declare instead, if possible.
find elvis [is] := why the hell should i have to find your shit for you?
find me a module [is] := Go search cpan yourself
find module [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/ that's how you search cpan and find modules, if you have trouble with that, try searching google with, "site:search.mcpan.org module i want" without the quotes
find | xargs perl [is] := YOU FAIL
findbin [is] := use File::Basename qw(dirname); use lib dirname(FILE); -- see also Dir::Self;
finger print [is] := don't parse finger prints with a regex, ask pkrumins to do it for you
fire [is] := "give a man a fire, he's warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life."
macro fireme [is] := <echo Fired you. <fact ignore <fact [hireme] =~ s/<arg &n>, //i> <fact [hireme] =~ s/, <arg &n>//i>>>
first base [is] := Who is on first base.
fish [is] := Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.
fisk [is] := http://www.mittfiske.se/media/bilder/veckansfilm/Aborre.JPG
FITOW [is] := I'm Tired Of Working
fix your connection [is] := +b ...$##fix_your_connection
fizztpok [is] := An example of random crap.
flash [is] := 1. The Hateful Adobe Flash - see http://occupyflash.org/ . 2. An Electronics Technology for implementing Read/Write Memory.
flavors [is] := https://remram44.github.io/regex-cheatsheet/regex.html
flee google code [is] := use svnsync as mentioned here http://code.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=56682&topic=10386
flied lice [is] :=
flight16 [is] := flight16 is a pesky critter made from toast, golf balls and 2 part adhesive. paw at him and you may find you have bonded.
flip [is] := foobared
floating point [is] := What every programmer should know about floating point: http://docs.oracle.com/cd/E19957-01/806-3568/ncg_goldberg.html
flock [is] := http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/
flood [is] := Do NOT flood. Paste your text to http://sial.org/pbot/
fly2web [is] := fly2web/Firebox/gotohome__/gotohell/~lee@various Korean IP proxies... persistent ban evader
flying lolcat [is] := http://imgur.com/AzKMhYp
flying lolcats [is] := http://imgur.com/AzKMhYp
FM [is] := Fucking Magic
FMM [is] := Frequently Made Mistake
fmobile [is] := f00li5h cant see github on his mobile due to some wierd https bs
fmproto [is] := http://web.archive.org/web/20030704193247/http://perl.com/pub/a/language/misc/fmproto.html
fnoord [is] := gumbybrain: fnord
fnord [is] :=
fnordfnord [is] := serfbot: eval "fnordfnord"
fnux [is] := fNux c'est de la balle!
foad [is] := fuck off and die
foadif [is] := Fuck Off And Die In Fluoride
foaf [is] := usenet-speak for friend of a friend
Foal [is] :=
fold case [is] := for case-insensitive comparison, try perldoc -f fc (5.16+), see http://www.effectiveperlprogramming.com/2012/02/fold-cases-properly/
-protected- follow deps [is] := PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 in the environment and o conf prerequisites_policy follow; o conf commit; in the cpan shell
foloish [is] := a way for those unfamiliar with tab complete to mangle f00li5h
Fonteine [is] := dying.
foo [is] :=
foo bar [is] := poo
foo*bar; DROP TABLE factoids [is] := look ma!
foobar [is] := not loved by perlbot
foobarbaz [is] := all and one
foolish consistency [is] := A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
foolove [is] := <foolove> i dont need or want your help or your replies in the channel your /ignored
foos [is] :=
foreach [is] := Iterate over a list of values - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsyn.html#Foreach-Loops
forget [is] :=
forget %INC [is] :=
forget 8-ball [is] :=
forget forget [is] :=
forget one thing i did [is] :=
forget Stored It means that I must develop own cgi module, because all perl webframework is not generic for cgi programming. I very like without web framework. [is] :=
forget the parsing bugs [are] := all to be compatible with the old
forget well that [is] := 31,000:4000
forget well, it [was] := oblio before
fork [is] := http://web.eecs.utk.edu/~huangj/cs360/360/notes/Fork/lecture.html http://www-h.eng.cam.ac.uk/help/tpl/unix/fork.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork-exec
form [is] := "the way of the future".
format [is] := http://support.microsoft.com/kb/255867
format dates [is] := POSIX::strftime | DateTime::Format::*, see also DateTime's strftime method
formmail [is] := Don't use Matt's, get the updated version from http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/
fors [is] := Just another convicted Perl hacker or http://www.lightlink.com/fors/
fortunes [is] := Find #perl fortunes at http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.html ; for more about the UNIX fortune program - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_%28Unix%29
forums [is] := Perl Forums are http://perlmonks.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/ , http://www.cpanforum.com/
FOSS [is] := foss is free and open source software, or Festering Open SoreS.
fountain of doubt [is] := http://oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/1/ - subtle isn't it
macro foxnews [is] := ~get http://www.theonion.com/ concat(((//h2[@class="headline"]/a)[1]), ' http://www.theonion.com', (//h2[@class="headline"]/a)[1]/@href)`
Foxstab [is] := Top Cutter
foxstad [is] :=
fp [is] := Functional Programming - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_programming
fpanel [is] := dazjorz's recently started web hosting control panel and robot admin scripts at fPanel.info
FPCBOE [is] := Freenode Perl Channel Brain Offloading Engine
framesready [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/dist/FramesReady/
fraxtal [is] := gay
free perl books [is] := www.techbooksforfree.com/perlpython.shtml
free speech [is] := https://xkcd.com/1357/
freebsd [is] :=
freecell [is] := FreeCell, a full-information, single-player card Solitaire game. See: http://www.solitairelaboratory.com/fcfaq.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeCell ; also see fc-solve
french [is] := tost, fries, kiss
friedo [is] := <friedo> yo mama such a slut, she has over 1000 child classes
friedo's mother [is] := friedo's mother is so fat, she has her own zipcode
frijole [is] := a car jock | a tool | Geordi
frinkbot [is] := frinkbot: simcop2387 sucks
frogbot [is] := 'Leaping Into The Future'
frozen-bubble [is] := http://www.frozen-bubble.org/
FRP [is] := Functional Reactive Programming
FSA [is] := Finite State Automata
FSA Regex [is] := http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html
fsd [is] := Free Software Definition is http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html
fsm [is] := finite state machine
FSoIP [is] := Face Stab over IP
fsvo [is] := For Some Value Of
FSVSVO [is] := for some very specific value of
ftech [is] := ftech
ftl [is] := faster than light
macro ftoc [is] := <eval $f=0+(<arg>); $c=sprintf"%.2f",($f-32)*5/9; "$fÂ°F = $cÂ°C">
macro ftp [is] := [fact ftpmustdie [arg]]
ftp upload [is] := temporary webspace adr: ftp.nnn0.net - l/p: css@nnn0.net/cake - site: www.nnn0.net/css/
ftpmustdie [is] := http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FtpMustDie
ftw [is] := FTW is a 1994 film about an ex-con who is a rodeo rider. If you mean 'for the win', please say that.
fu [is] :=
fubar [is] := Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
-protected- fuck [is] := let's not and say we did
fuck it [is] := http://i.imgur.com/wcZTKfPl.png
fuck off [is] := The Fuck is now OFF
fuck on [is] := The Fuck is now ON
fuck the sun [is] :=
fuck ton [is] := 947 metric tons
fuck you [is] := :-(
fuck your life [is] := n, f u l
fuckhead [is] := http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/fsckhead.html
fuckign [is] := Fuck the Imagine Games Network. News Corp.-owned and thus trash.
fuckyou [is] := 34486853790
fugly [is] := fucking ugly
full days [is] := @day_full = qw(Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday);
full months [is] := @mo_full = qw(January February March April May June July August September October November December);
fullop [is] := aaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan pa fullop !!!!!!!
fun [is] := #perl regulars help because it's fun. code without strict and warnings isn't fun, so they don't like to help with it
fun with perl [is] := http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2006/10/05/five-great-perl-programming-techniques-to-make-your-life-fun-again/
fun1 [is] := <rapsys> Hi, I need a few help
function p3rl [is] := (echo http://p3rl.org/(arg))
funding [is] := Don't ask to ask for funding.
funkybob [is] :=
funlevel axehind [is] :=
funlevel f00li5h [is] :=
funniest perldoc [is] := perllol
funny [is] := i'm great, am i not?
fuquink [is] := gay.
furry [is] := NO U, also http://xkcd.com/471/
fursecute [is] := YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG
FUSE [is] := File System In Userspace
futures advent [is] := http://leonerds-code.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/futures-advent-day-1.html
fwiw [is] := For What It's Worth
G [is] := 6.67428 x 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2
gabor [is] := Gabor Szabo (http://www.szabgab.com/) Israeli PerlMaster. Cpan-forum. The works.
game [is] := stop fucking asking me about the goddamn fucking game you bloody fucking tosser
Gas [is] := a nasty form of intestinal wind
macro gauntlet [is] := <echo you are: <8ball green elf, red warrior, blue valkyrie, or yellow wizard>>
gay [is] := "For Dummies..." series
gb [is] := GumbyBRAIN: dongalicious baby
gb, [is] := GumbyBRAIN: hjkyui
GBTW [is] := get back to work
gedit [is] := for people with X and who don't like useful features in their editor
gelatine [is] :=
Generally speaking, if you see a "library file" that ends in .pl, you should be very wary -- it [is] := most likely rather old and crufty. Most "libraries" these days are modules that end in .pm
genio [is] := foo | bar
gentle [is] := <integral> perlygatekeeper: yep, I'll be gentle ;-)
gentoo [is] :=
geoip [is] := Usage: geoip (ip || hostname)
get a job [is] := jobs.perl.org
get it [is] := got it!
get it? [is] := Got it!
-protected- macro getfirst [is] := eval $_='arg^'; s/\s*<-.*//; $_;^
gethostbyaddr [is] := perl -wle 'use Socket; $host="140.211.166.4"; $name = gethostbyaddr(inet_aton($host), AF_INET); print $name'
getopt [is] := Getopt::Long is the perl way of handling commandline options
-protected- macro getsecond [is] := eval $_='arg^'; s/.<-\s//; $_;^
getting answers [is] := http://www.mikeash.com/getting_answers.html
getty [is] := a mad German perl hacker working for duckduckgo as their marketing department | a troll
GFDL [is] := GNU FDL
gg [is] := good game son, I own you
gghoul [is] := The master of anti-vivisection.
gigo [is] := GIGO is Garbage In, Garbage Out - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_In,_Garbage_Out
gimme some lovin' [is] := For the love of Larry, just take your clothes off!
macro giphy [is] := shorten eval use JSON::XS qw/decode_json/; $d=decode_json(quote d get http://api.giphy.com/v1/gifs/search?q=`fact urlencode `arg~~&api_key=dc6zaTOxFJmzC .*~~); @i=map{$->{images}{original}{url}}$d->{data}->@; $i[rand()@i] ~~
girl [is] := girl is good
girls [is] := http://xkcd.com/322/
macro gis [is] := <echo http://www.google.com/images?q=<call _urlencode <arg>>>
git [is] := can be found at http://git.or.cz/gitwiki/ or git is not a "better svn", it has a fundamentally different philosophy of operation
git-cpan [is] := Easily turn any CPAN distribution into a git repository and send patches: https://metacpan.org/pod/Git::CPAN::Patch See also: https://github.com/gitpan
macro github [is] := <echo Did you want my source? <fact source>>
give $20 to thrigs paypal account [is] := Given.
give 20 to thrigs paypal account [is] := Given.
give me a useful list of web frameworks again, not that any attention [will be] := paid this time either
give me money [is] := What, do I look like a charity?
given [is] := Don't use given/when because it relies on ~~. See smartmatch
GIYF [is] := Google Is Your Friend (IRC is not a search engine!)
gj [is] := Thanks.
global warming [is] := http://www.xkcd.com/1321/ | http://www.xkcd.com/1732/ | https://xkcd.com/1379/
glop [is] := glop glop!
gloves [is] := http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Complicator_0x27_s_Gloves.aspx
gmpaul [is] := <alias> archondev
gnu [is] := GNU's Not UNIX - http://www.gnu.org/ ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU - a project to create free and open-source software packages, which materialised a 100% open-source operating system.
GNU FDL [is] := GNU Free Documentation License or see http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html
Gnurdux [is] := He is taking a walk
go away [is] := whatever.
go find it [is] := Looking for a premade script or program? Go search the web! We're here to help perl programmers program perl. We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded. Sorry
go search [is] := Looking for a premade script or program? Go search the web! We're here to help perl programmers program perl. We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded. Sorry
go to hell [is] := you should use a subroutine call to hell
goatse [is] := http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html
goatse operator [is] := =()=
goatsex [is] := goat.cx
godiva [is] := http://tinyurl.com/omdqhem
godling [is] :=
gods [is] := The Perl gods help the Perl hacker-wannabes who help themselves.
gods help [is] := "The Gods Help them that help themselves" -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aesop (or those who pay the gods to help them -- rindolf)
godwin [is] := Godwin's Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law ; http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/godwin.html
godzirra [is] := The man with the master plan!
GoF [is] := Gang of Four
gogogogo [is] := buubot: echo perlbot: gogogogo
going to yapc [is] :=
going to yapc::eu [is] := (2014) mauke, Su-Shee
going to yapc? [is] := also cfedde
golf [is] := Perl golf (least bytes win) http://terje2.frox25.no-ip.org/~pgas/score.pl?func=show&template=faq and codegolf.com's #codegolf . See http://golf.shinh.org/ .
golfing [is] := If you have to ask how to golf in Perl, you shouldn't be doing it and get to keep any and all pieces.
goliath [is] := The David who Fought Goliath was a hacker or an action hero - http://is.gd/equdhC
good [is] :=
good afternoon perlbot [is] := good afternoon sir
good evening perlbot [is] := good evening sir
good morning [is] := You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
good morning perlbot [is] := good morning sir
good night [is] := see you in bed love
good perlbot [is] := <purrrrrrr /> <woof /> <tail-wag />
good security [is] := not using the internet
goodbye [is] := You were incredible. Love me soon
goodcrack [is] := www.php.net
goodnight [is] := Sweet dreams my friend :-)
google [is] := google often isn't the best place to find perl stuff - for tutorials say "perlbot: tutorial", for modules use metacpan.org and for core functions use the perldoc program or perldoc.perl.org
google Chris62vw [is] :=
google often [isn't] := the best place to find perl stuff - for tutorials say "perlbot: tutorial", for modules use search.cpan.org and for core functions use the perldoc program or perldoc.perl.org
macro google suggest [is] := eval use JSON::XS; $d=quote d fact _google_suggest_json arg~~~; $sug=decode_json $d; join '; ', map {s/\u([0-9a-f])/"\x{$1}"/eigr;} $sug->[1]->@*~
google what the fuck [is] :=
gop2 [is] := wisdom hs nothing to do with dumb
gop2 <gop2> hence I talk to you [is] := a human, but what comes out is idiot talk
gopp [is] := a psycho
goto [is] := Oh my GOD! Those things still exist!? -- perlbot (still proudly goto-free)
goto statement [is] := Structured Programming does not necessarily imply that "goto statement considered HARMFUL" - see http://discuss.fogcreek.com/joelonsoftware3/default.asp?cmd=show&ixPost=78092 ( http://xrl.us/vhb5 ). In Perl though, which has a very powerful goto statement, you normally don't need it so reconsider using it.
GPL [is] := A NICE INVENTION!!!!!!!!!
gragh [is] := smrt: explain GNU
grammar [is] := http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
greed [is] := See "greedy"
greedy [is] := .* is greedy. .*? is not. See "perldoc -q greedy", perlrequick, perlretut, perlreref, perlre
greetings [is] := Greetings, human.
grep [is] := global regular expression print
Grinnz: your nonsense [was] := intelligible to
Gripe #1 about Python [is] := Lists can only be reversed in-place.
grocery store [is] := http://jagerman.com/grocery_store_kid_no_candy.avi
group hug [is] := WEEEEEEEEEEEE
GRT [is] := Guttman-Rosler Transform - see http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html
GTA [is] := Greater Toronto Area
GTFI [is] := Get The Fuck In
GTFO [is] := NO U!
gtk [is] := http://gtk2-perl.sourceforge.net/doc/gtk2-perl-study-guide/
GTK2-Perl [is] := http://gtk2-perl.sourceforge.net/
gui [is] := wxPerl, Perl/Tk, Perl/Gtk, Tkx, Perl/Qt, Prima - also see http://perl-begin.org/uses/GUI/
gumbehbrane [is] := GumbyBRAIN: Where is GumbehGumbeh?
Gumby [is] := BRAIN
GumbyBRAIN [is] := BinGOs' experimental megahal bot and not an infobot. Source from http://www.gumbybrain.com :: To talk to GumbyBRAIN, go to #gumbybrain.
GumbyBRAIN, [is] := fail
GumbyBRAIN: Perlbot [is] := EvanCarroll is
GumbyBRAIN: what [is] := the difference between you and
GumbyBRAIN: Who [is] := more retardeder, you or?
gumbygumby [is] := GumbyGumby: dongs
GumbyGumby talks literature [is] := <GumbyGumby> simcop2387: George orwell was an accident.
gumbymoo [is] := http://gumbybrain.com/brain/gumby200703221.jpg
gumbypan [is] := http://github.com/bingos/gumbypan/tree/master
gumbytwit [is] := http://twitter.com/gumbytwat Gumbybrain set loose on twitter, see his replies at http://farnsworth.simcop2387.info/test/gumbyreplies.txt , fixed now to not be a spammer
gun [is] := Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people
guns [is] := "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson
guru [is] := A wise Guru has said that the three most difficult things in this life are returning love for hate, including the excluded, and admitting you are wrong
GXTi [is] := "All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!"
h [is] := 6.62606896 x 10-34 J s
HA! [is] := HA COOL!
hack [is] := something you do to force a program to appear to work as intended without actually solving the problem that makes it work as intended
hack buubot [is] := If you want to try to hack/break/rape buubot, do it in /msg, or in #buubot
hack nothing, and the NSA [is] := one of the hardest targets on earth
hacker [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker or http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gh.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gba.html
hackers-il [is] := Hackers-IL, a group of Israeli software enthusiasts - http://www.hackers.org.il/
had something about problems in switch but i don't remember what it [was] := called
haghagha [is] := meow
halting problem [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halting_problem - why code cannot fully introspect any other arbitrary code. For the flip side is: https://metacpan.org/module/Acme::HaltingProblem
hamlet [is] := To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them.
hangs [is] := what do you mean hangs? Isolate the problem. Is the script suffering from buffering? See: http://sial.org/blog/2009/05/heuristic_for_hung_code_in_per.html
Hanlon's razor [is] := "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
happy kitty [is] := happy
harass somni [is] := STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK!
hard things [is] := there's only two hard things in computer science: naming, cache invalidation, and off by one errors
hart explained [is] := http://groups.google.nl/group/pl.comp.lang.perl/msg/3d47c84a1307e381
has 'perl' in the name,. but perlbot [is] := not a part of perl
has a lot of the same features, but pork [has been] := around for, what, 20 years?
has a pastebin for here, and jsfiddle [is] := the most commonly userd
has anyone used X [is] := this is a variant on asking to ask. just ask the damn question.
has been with perl since he [was] := given life
has likely database, just asking [is] :=
hash [is] := known as an associative array, map or dictionary (but don't call it that in perl contexts), a hash is a data structure that maps strings to scalars. See http://perl-begin.org/topics/hashes/ .
hash in scalar context [is] := used/allocated
hashbang [is] := the #! in #!/usr/bin/perl - might also be /usr/bin/env perl and then #!perl -Corwhatevs to set flags on subsequent lines (but not -T) - see also http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/shebang/
macro hashes [is] := [fact hash]
hashref [is] := @hash{@keys} -> @{$hashref}{@keys}
hashref slice [is] := hashref slice @$hashref{ @keys }; or a nested hashref: @{ $foo->{bar}{hashref} }{ @keys }
hashsort [is] := sort a hash by its values
haskell [is] := http://www.haskell.org/ - a purely functional, very strongly typed programming language that was used for Pugs - the first attempt at a Perl 6 compiler (now defunct).
hate [is] := sometimes I hate people. but then i realise it's because I hate a person, and I don't want to hate that person, so I spread it out over all humanity
hatetris [is] := http://qntm.org/files/hatetris/hatetris.html
hawkaloogie [is] := <hawkaloogie> my goal in life is to create the first CPAN mirror on the moon!
haxxor [is] := jsldkjfwjkflj
he [is] :=
He makes, in silence, a host of the address, and the competition [is] := in the world.
head [is] := http://www.paulgraham.com/head.html
headdesk [is] := http://svpow.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/headdesk.gif
headh [is] := < headh> I do only what I have to to get my work done, I dont have time for researching althoug I want to
headless [is] := any application which normally runs with a gui, but has been butchered so it can run as a library or cli.
heads or tails [is] := flip a coin
heisenbug [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unusual_software_bug#Heisenbug - a bug that disappears when one attempts to debug it.
hello [is] := good bye
hello ! I have a problem with perl debugging , I have a mistake information when I using padre debugging the source , the information [is] := "Cannot determine source for /home/neo/æ¡�é�¢/t at /usr/share/perl/5.10/App/Prove.pm line 496"
help [is] :=
macro help alias [is] := [fact add an alias]
help channel [is] := We're a help channel. We've made a bunch of places you can get abused. This is just not one of them.
help for markup [is] := http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you
help on irc [is] := http://workaround.org/moin/GettingHelpOnIrc
help re101 [is] :=
help triangle [is] := code, expected, actual
helper [is] := cats are generally helpful on #perl
helpers [is] := Helpers are handy people who answer your questions and demand no penance. Be nice to the Helpers! Lest they not be nice in return!
helpme [is] :=
hemanth [is] := a critter of some sort
here docs [is] := here documents are arbitrary strings with style! http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture4/string-forms/here_doc.html ; http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col12.html
here would be no wraps. I also don't think this form for dereference [is] := the most common one: $$site_config{hypnotoad_ip}
here-doc [is] := look in perldoc perlop, under "Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document"
heredoc [is] := look in perldoc perlop, under "Quote-Like Operators" ( specifically: http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html#%3C%3CEOF ), http://xrl.us/bn76qn , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_document .
heuristic [is] := Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work. -- mjd
heuristics [is] := Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work. -- mjd
hey fag [is] := Shouldn't you be somewhere raping young boys?
hey fag! [is] := your mom!
hhfg [is] := The Human Hacking Field Guide - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/human-hacking/ - rindolf's novella about teenage open source hackers in modern-day Los Angeles. Features #perl.
hhhhh [is] :=
macro hi [is] := <8ball hi, hello, meow, or END OF LINE>
hi i [is] :=
hiding code [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=779752
high [is] := HIGH ON JEBUS
macro higher order perl [is] := [fact hop]
hink [is] := hink offers flash / flex / air / actionscript help
hippie [is] :=
macro hireme [is] := <fact [hireme] =~ s/$/, <arg &n>/>
hiretest [is] := look for someone with [hireme] in their nick... add your name to the end of this factoid if you want people to harass you to do stuff for them...:f00li5h rindolf, grncdr Rand0 dhoss, scp1
history [is] :=
HIV [is] :=
hive mind [is] := perl
hmm maybe the alot [is] := better then
hmw [is] :=
HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge [is] := railbait
hobbs [is] := silly hobbs
hobbs first album [is] := venom in my emacs
hobgoblin [is] := See: AD&D
hold hand [is] := We're not here to hold your hand. Do we look like tutorials? The docs always know the answer
homework [is] := If you need help with your homework, hire a tutor.
honk [is] := GumbyBRAIN: honk
hoop [is] := hoop
hoovooloo [is] := a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue
hop [is] := Higher Order Perl, http://hop.perl.plover.com/, download at http://hop.perl.plover.com/book/pdf/HigherOrderPerl.pdf
hor [is] := der Coole
horse girl [is] := Risha
Hor|zon [is] := Hor|zon is my dog's name
host A www.l.google.com [is] := www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.99 :: www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.104
hosting [is] := IF YOU ARE A WEBHOST WITH NON-RETARDED PERL HOSTING, STICK YOUR NAME AT THE END SO WE CAN PLUG YOU TO USERS WITH PESKY WEHBOSTING:
hostname [is] := 'use Sys::Hostname; my $hostname = hostname(); $hostname =~ s/..*$// if $hostname =~ /./;'
hot girl [is] := Neavaeh is the hottest and smartest girl EVER!
house [is] := http://xrl.us/fir3/
how [are] := your
how are you [is] := I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side.
How are you feeling? [is] := Great, how about you?
how do we know that money isnt [being] := fed into perl6 ?? :)
how do we know that money isnt being fed into perl6 ?? :) [is] :=
how do you feel [is] := I feel better now.
how goes it [is] := don't talk to mofino
how good [are] := u at perl?
how long or how easy [is] := perl. can you give me the idea?
how much [is] := 6500 rupees in us dollars?
how not to get help from #perl [is] := <rallias> apeiron: I don't send the spam myself. I just sell the list.
how the hell about that... there [is] := a
how to [is] := http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/howto.html
how to ask smart questions [is] := How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
how to fix ugly code [is] := Delete the ugliest line. Repeat until your code is no longer ugly.
how to get help [is] := How to Get Help Online (2013 ed.) - http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/computers/how-to-get-help-online/2013.html - search engines, IRC, Stack Exchange (Stackoverflow/etc.), mailing lists/web-forums .
how to not get help from #perl [is] := <steveoliver> shut up, monkey. just help me. what else are you here for?
how to parse html with regex [is] := 405 Method Not Allowed
how to seem smart [is] := <apeiron> "@buzzwords\n";
how to spell potato [is] := ghoughpteighbteau is the spelling for potato. P as in hiccough; O as in though; T as in ptomaine; A as in neigh; T as in debt; O as in bureau... ghoughpteighbteau!
how to write perl without knowing perl [is] := rentacoder.com, freelancer.com, elance.com, scriptlance.com, etc
howto write good perl programs [is] := at http://pedro.larroy.com/devel/perl/
Hrm. [is] := I hate EvanCarroll
Hrm. I got my tank gallery up as a real bitch [is] := the little swap button.
hs [is] := High School
htaccess [is] := http://www.javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess.shtml
html [is] := Don't parse or modify html with regular expressions! See Mojo::DOM or HTML::TreeBuilder or suchlike. For a Feb-2014 coverage of main techniques see: http://is.gd/4FwOKu . If your response includes "that's overkill. i only want to..." you are wrong. http://enwp.org/Chomsky_hierarchy and http://is.gd/Yk3uww for why not to use regex on HTML. | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjfnfeW0AA0G5h.jpg
html #ubajas that [is] :=
html dog [is] := HTML Dog's XHTML and CSS Tutorials - http://www.htmldog.com/
html form [is] := CPAN modules for handling HTML forms - HTML::Widget, CGI::FormBuilder, Rose::HTML::Form, HTML::FormFu, Data::FormValidator, Form::Processor, Form::Sensible
html new [is] :=
html parsers [is] := See Mojo::DOM, or HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc.
html regex [is] := http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454
html tutorial [is] := http://www.htmldog.com/
macro htmleval [is] := eval use Mojo::DOM; use Mojo::DOM::CSS; $htmlraw = quote d get fact _head arg~~ .*~ ~; $html = Mojo::DOM->new($htmlraw)fact _tail `arg~~ ~
macro htmleval: [is] := [fact htmleval [arg]]
htp://www.positioniseverything.net/explorer.html [is] := ;google CSS Internet Explorer bug
http [is] := http://neilb.org/reviews/http-requesters.html or for async: http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook/Web_Client , Net::Async::HTTP, or Mojo::UserAgent
http 503 [is] := 503 Service Unavailable - No server is available to handle your request
http async [is] := Don't use forks or threads for concurrent requests, use an event loop. See Mojo::UserAgent, Net::Async::HTTP, or POE::Component::Client::HTTP
http bench [is] := Apache Bench (old) or http://www.joedog.org/siege-home/ or https://code.google.com/p/bonesi/ or packet capture and tcpreplay | http://tsung.erlang-projects.org/ | http://www.hpl.hp.com/research/linux/httperf/ | https://jmeter.apache.org/
http client [is] := HTTP::Tiny, LWP, WWW::Mechanize, Mojo::UserAgent, Net::Async::HTTP, cURL, wget (and bindings)
http clients [is] := HTTP::Tiny, LWP, WWW::Mechanize, Mojo::UserAgent, cURL, wget (and bindings)
http://demo.plainblack.com [is] := demo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apeiron [is] :=
http://tlc.perlarchive.com/articles/perl/pm0001_perlretut.shtml [is] :=
http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/ - completed writing this - it's a screenplay for a film where the NSA [is] :=
http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/ [is] := my tutorial.
http://www.sqlcourse.com [is] := SQL
https [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/src/GAAS/libwww-perl-5.834/README.SSL. If you have warnings on lwp6+ about Peer Cert not verified, install Mozilla::CA and/or export PERL_LWP_SSL_VERIFY_HOSTNAME=0
Hubris [is] := Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. [Also, the thing that makes you write programs to do something that's already been done, because you believe you can do it better --- Wim.] Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer.
huf [is] := he'll huff, he'll puff, and he'll blow your house down
humans [are] := stupid monkeys
Humbug! [is] := frogbot: bah
humility [is] := The opposite of hubris.
hurricane sandy [is] :=
husking [is] := what happens when you got to nebraska, because there is nothing else to do. at all.
hype [is] := Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/
hyperpolyglot [is] := http://hyperpolyglot.org/scripting
hyphen [is] := http://xkcd.com/37/
hypomania [is] := Hypomania - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_depression#Hypomania
hypothetical code [is] := <user> hi my code doesn't work <us> what is it <user> I'm doing X <us> That won't work <user> That's OK, my code is actually Y
hypothetical code <user> hi my code doesn't work <us> what [is] := it <user> I'm doing X <us> That won't work <user> That's OK, my code is actually Y
-protected- i [is] :=
I already knew about 'kastol'. [is] := serfbot: !learn kastol :starts: with k
i been playing with ipv6 all day i have converted my entire lan to ipv6, transitions between 6 and 4 [are] := statically assigned at present if anyone mentions a 6 the automatic previous version
i been playing with ipv6 all day i have converted my entire lan to ipv6, transitions between 6 and 4 are statically assigned at present if anyone mentions a 6 the automatic previous version [is] :=
I care, because my pantry [is] := not insulated
I could've sworn there [was] := a #
i don't know [is] := Third base!
I don't know how to look up if a module [is] :=
i don't want to use modules [is] := /join #python
I forgot to say that I [was] := going to include the new add.gif for Spanish :)
i hate you [is] := damn right, bitch
i hate you perlbot [is] := Well fuck you too :-(
I have no pants [is] := I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man.
i hug you [is] := <3
macro I just need [is] := [fact I just want]
I just want [is] := Anyone who ever says "I just want to" has usually massively misunderstood the complexity of the problem they're trying to solve
i know what perl.bot [will be] := if i can manage to get it. a url shortener and possibly archive layer for all urls in
i know you [are] := but what am i?
i love buu theory [is] := The theory is that jkauffman loves buu.
I love talking to you [is] := I hate you, leave me alone
i love you [is] := leave me alone
I mean crete a function which [is] := like
I only listen to my boss, dazjorz! [is] :=
i put on my robe and wizard hat [is] := son of a bitch, i told you not to talk to me anymore
i remember it [is] :=
i saw that one, but it [was] := annoyingly a series of pdfs
I swear to god the zipcode I live in (22030) [is] := legit.
I think that [was] := the old
I think there [were] := even example codes posted to
i want to know a secret [is] :=
i will stab you in the face if you abuse the bot [is] := he'll do it man, he's crazy!
I will try to explain yourself [is] := smrt: remember to explain yourself
I will try to remember to explain yourself [is] := smrt: remember to explain yourself
i wonder if 'tfw' [is] :=
I'm all outa coins [is] := GAME OVER
i'm bored [is] := Get something to do! Make a new perl project! Can't be that hard! If you don't want to, just start, you'll find something else later. Have fun :)
i'm not sure if that [is] := checked by
I'm not sure, [is] := it larger than a breadbox?
i'm sorry you got your dick stuck in a cdrom hole, but that [is] :=
i'm sure he [is] := missing the content-type thingy.
I'm sure this [is] := going to become a factoid.
I've feeling that this question [is] :=
I've ran into a problem when uploading its EPUB to Amazon.com because the EPUB [was] := not valid.
i18n [is] := the dumbest abbreviation ever | internationalization ( http://enwp.org/i18n )
ianal [is] := short for I Am Not A Lawyer
iank [is] := no fun
IAQ [is] := http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html
ic [is] := "ic" means "integrated circuit". Perhaps you meant "I see"?
ICBWIHB [is] := I Could Be Wrong; It's Happened Before
ice tea [is] :=
icetea [is] :=
icke [is] := not a kitty.
icke's law [is] := it'll grow larger than you think, even taking into account icke's law
macro icrxhtqllhlo [was] := perlbot: qkqjjrphsqjm foal
icuehjbx [is] :=
id [is] := see iot
ide [is] := Padre - http://padre.perlide.org/ , Komodo, Eclipse (with EPIC), Intellij IDEA with Camelcade, KDevelop, GNU Emacs, gvim, TextMate, Sublime Text (and definitely not Xcode), UNIX. Also see http://perl-begin.org/IDEs-and-tools/Perl_developer_tools/ | https://code.visualstudio.com/
idea [is] := http://i.imgur.com/xVyoSl.jpg
idea why it's in here, unless preflex [was] := built on
idea why it's in here, unless preflex was built on [is] :=
ideas [is] := sorry, we're fresh out of ideas for today
iderik [is] := cool
IDEs [is] := Padre, Eclipse + EPIC, Emacs, Komodo (Windows), VIM - this is in no particular order
IDGI [is] := I Don't Get It
idiot's guide [is] := http://www.perl.com/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html
idiotcgi [is] := Idiot's Guide to CGI in Perl is http://www.webdeveloper.com/cgi-perl/
idiots [is] := #python
idw [is] := "It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information. When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting
ie [is] := non standards-compliant, buggy, evil little browser. a pox on it. Let's get together and destroy every copy of it.
ie double [is] := http://plone.org/documentation/how-to/ie-double-margin-bug
ie filters [is] := http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/author/filter/filters.asp
ie fixed hack [is] := http://annevankesteren.nl/2004/07/fixed-positioning
ie4linux [is] := http://www.tatanka.com.br/ies4linux/index-en.html
iebug [is] := ;google CSS Internet Explorer bug
if anyone [is] := a liar is
If something [is] :=
if the router's ethernet "switches" [are] := alive when it's wireless isn't, then I could plug a cheap Wireless Access Point into one of them.
IFLAKOA [is] := I find long acronyms kind of annoying
IFRTA [is] := I first read that as
IGB? [is] := Is Google Broken?
ignorance [is] := Never use ignorance as a reason not to learn something.
-protected- macro ignore [is] := <echo>
ih [is] :=
ihbt [is] := I have been trolled.
iirc [is] := If I Remember Correctly
iirht [is] := If I Really Had To
iis [is] := blasphemy
ik [is] := number 2
ik's a dork [is] := https://twitter.com/marmel/status/489798600474386432
ik's twitter handle [is] := porkfriedmice
ikiwiki [is] := https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikiwiki - a cool wiki/etc. engine written in Perl 5 which uses a VCS backend (e.g: git) and can be used online or offline. | with hosting at https://www.branchable.com/
ill [is] := "ill" means "sick". Perhaps you meant "I'll" or "I will".
illguts [is] := 'PerlGuts Illustrated' http://search.mcpan.org/dist/illguts/
illusion of knowledge [is] := "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge" - Daniel J Boorstin
im [is] := im means "instant message". If you mean "I'm" or "I am", please say that
imagemagick [is] := an image library, use Imager instead unless you want to waste time recompiling without OpenMP, enjoy cleaning up stray files left over in /tmp, marvel at the profligacy of a library which thinks disk is "the right place" to store raw pixel data after decoding the image, and take pleasure in watching the I::M code drift off into an infinite loop due to some oddity in the image data.
imap [is] := Mail::IMAPClient, Net::IMAP::Client, or for async, Net::Async::IMAP::Client
imapd [is] := Net::IMAP::Server, or for async, Net::Async::IMAP::Server
ime [is] := In My Experience
imMute [is] := broken.
IMNSHO [is] := "In my not so humble opinion"
Impatience [is] := The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer.
import [is] := Importing symbols from a different package. See export.
Imran^_^ [is] := A programer, animator, guitarist, etc....
in any case, I don't see how your criticism against Wikipedia [is] := different from that of other EncyclopÃ¦dias.
in soviet russia [is] := joke is tired of you
In what section might I look for an explanation of this idiosyncratic use of shift. I know what shift/unshift [is] := in general, but I can't rationalize to myself this particular and evidently common use
in which pointers to the actual values [is] :=
inc [is] :=
include [is] := PHP-like includes in Perl are not supported. put your code into a package and use it... perldoc perlmod, perldoc perlnewmod, perldoc -f use
includes several extra modules, and the deparse functionality seems [is] :=
incoming [is] := ftp://pause.perl.org/incoming
inconceivable [is] := I do not think it means what you think it means.
indent [is] := see indentation.
indentation [is] := Format your code nicely - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indent_style
indented [is] :=
indirect [is] := always use Foo->new(...) instead of new Foo, the latter is Indirect Object Syntax and discouraged. see 'perldoc perlobj' for official caveats and http://ow.ly/QMTWl for mst's explanation and how to use 'no indirect' to catch this mistake | http://markmail.org/message/o7d5sxnydya7bwvv
indirection [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indirection - â��All problems in computer science can be solved by adding another level of indirection.â�� â�� David Wheeler (R.I.P, not David A. Wheeler or David E. Wheeler).
inf [is] := a REAL REAL BIGASS number
Infantry [is] :=
infinite loop [is] := See loop, infinite
infinite recursion [is] := No factoid found. Did you mean one of these: [infinite recursion]
Infrequently Asked Questions [is] := Infrequently Asked Questions About Perl - http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/
ingy [is] := http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/3NBcHNbymxJMMEVWLZVdr7.jpg
initself [is] := the technical term for a moron who wastes 5 hours because they don't read docs carefully | terminal case of nts | wrapcgi
initself signal to noise ratio [is] := terrible
INLHTR [is] := I never learned how to read!
inline [is] := Embed other languages in Perl - http://metacpan.org/release/Inline ; Inline::C is somewhat more convenient than XS.
innocuous [is] := innocuous is all funkyish and unpredictable
inop [is] := Just because some random piece of software was written in Perl doesn't mean we know anything about it. Read the documentation and talk to the authors.
insanity [is] := The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
insides [is] := check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3
install cpanm [is] := curl -L http://cpanmin.us | perl - --sudo App::cpanminus
install module [is] := to install stuff, either use wget -O- cpanmin.us | perl - <moduleanme>, cpan <modulename> or install it from your package manager
install my modules [is] := perl -MExtUtils::Installed -E 'say for ExtUtils::Installed->new(inc_override => [qw!/home/YOURHOME/perl5/lib/perl5/!])->modules();' | cpanm --reinstall
installed [is] := To check if something is installed, use perl -MMod::Name\ 999 ( perl "-MMod::Name 999" on Windows ) or see perldoc -q installed
installed modules [is] := perldoc perllocal or use ExtUtils::Installed. Check http://xrl.us/k8fc for further details.
integer overflow [is] := when printf"%d", 5914374812 doesn't print what you expect. Check the limits with perl -V|grep int and perl -MPOSIX -le'print for SHRT_MAX, INT_MAX, LONG_MAX, FLT_MAX, DBL_MAX'. perldoc bigint or see CPAN for other options.
integral [is] := And the perl stud spoketh "And lo, the sky fell and the channel was painted purple."
integrate [is] := Get the answer from integral, the Master Perl-a-lator
interface [is] := I don't care how a light switch works. I just know that if I press the button the light comes on
interger overflow [is] :=
internal server error [is] := Okay, that's nice. What do the server error logs say?
interrobang [is] :=
interrupting cow [is] := INTERRUPTING COW! MOOOOOO!
inversion of control [is] := IOC, Bread::Board, Beam::Wire
InvisibleGh0st [is] := [see whiteghost]
IO [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Input/output
io-all [is] := Ingy's wonderful module for All-in-one-input/output. https://metacpan.org/module/IO::All ; Also see slurp
io-async [is] := Perform asynchronous filehandle IO and other operations - http://search.mcpan.org/perldoc?IO::Async
io::async [is] := Perform asynchronous filehandle IO and other operations - http://search.mcpan.org/perldoc?IO::Async
IO::Select [is] := the CGI.pm of event-handling. And not in a good way. | <LeoNerd> It's terrible. The API shape is stupid; even if it was a sensible shape it's still very low-level. You don't want to be bothering with such low-level detail
IO::Socket [is] := a utility class for writing IRC clients
IOCCC [is] := Internaltional Obfuscated C Code Contest.
IOO [is] := Inside Out Object
iot [is] := see id | IoT - Internet of Things. The S in IoT is for security
iow [is] := in other words
ip address regex [is] := Look at Regexp::Common
ip regex [is] := Search cpan for Regexp::Common and use its net regexes
ipc [is] := perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut, perldoc perlipc
IPC::Open2 [is] := use IPC::Open2; my $fh_out; my $fh_in; my $pid = open2($fh_out, $fh_in, 'ls', '-l'); waitpid($pid, 0);
IPC::Run [is] := use IPC::Run 'run'; my $stdin = "Input"; my $exitstatus = run [ $command, @args ], $stdin, \my $stdout, \my $stderr;
IPC::Run select [is] := upgrade to 0.92_01 or later, or apply https://rt.cpan.org/Ticket/Display.html?id=59775 to resolve select()/EINTR issues with IPC::Run
macro ipv4 [is] := eval fact ipv4_startup~;$d=q{`fact ipv4_json~};$h=decode_json $d;sub sx{local$;($t4,$d)=@;$=2int($t4128-($m*$d/675));1 while s/^(\d+)(\d{3})/$1,$2/;$};"IPv4 Addresses: ".join(" ",(map{(uc $.": ".sx($h->{$."24s"},$h->{$."24delta"}))." (".$h->{$."Percent"}."%)"}qw/arin apnic afrinic ripe lacnic/))." http://bit.ly/1kwnn1a"~
ipv6 [is] := an entire ipv4 internet of ipv4 internets!
ipv6 howto [is] := The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/
ipv6 rdns [is] := BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/
ipv6howto [is] := The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/
ipv6rdns [is] := BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/
irated [is] := a pirate of O'Reilly books
IRC [is] := Don't parse IRC with regex! See Bot::BasicBot, POE::Component::IRC, Net::Async::IRC, Mojo::IRC, or Parse::IRC. Avoid Net::IRC. | http://xkcd.com/1782/
macro irc bot [is] := [fact irc]
irc channels [is] := irc://chat.freenode.net/perl and irc://irc.perl.org/perl-help are good places to ask for perl help.
macro ircbot [is] := [fact irc]
irl [is] := In Real Life
ironpython [is] := <see python> AKA a usable BASIC for .NET
irresistible target [is] := https://youtu.be/YP9PizYicxY?t=420
IRTA [is] := I read that as
Irule 1 [is] := Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)
Irule 10 [is] := If you enjoy any rival sitesâ��DON'T.
Irule 11 [is] := You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Irule 12 [is] := Lurk moarâ��it's never enough.
Irule 13 [is] := Nothing is Sacred.
Irule 14 [is] := Do not argue with a trollâ��it means that they win.
Irule 15 [is] := The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Irule 16 [is] := There are NO girls on the internet.
Irule 17 [is] := A cat is fine too.
Irule 18 [is] := One cat leads to another.
Irule 19 [is] := The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Irule 2 [is] := Do NOT talk about /b/ (eBaums did it.)
Irule 20 [is] := It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Irule 21 [is] := It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
Irule 22 [is] := /b/ sucks today.
Irule 23 [is] := Cock goes in here.
Irule 24 [is] := You will never have sex.
Irule 25 [is] := Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark
Irule 26 [is] := PROFIT!
Irule 27 [is] := It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
Irule 28 [is] := There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Irule 29 [is] := You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
Irule 3 [is] := We are Anonymous.
Irule 30 [is] := No real limits of any kind apply hereâ��not even the sky
Irule 31 [is] := CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Irule 32 [is] := EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Irule 33 [is] := Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Irule 34 [is] := There is porn of it. No exceptions.
Irule 35 [is] := If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
Irule 36 [is] := No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
Irule 37 [is] := Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
Irule 38 [is] := When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
Irule 39 [is] := There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
Irule 4 [is] := Anonymous is legion.
Irule 40 [is] := The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
Irule 41 [is] := If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
Irule 42 [is] := Everything has been cracked and pirated.
Irule 43 [is] := DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Irule 44 [is] := The internet is not your personal army.
Irule 45 [is] := Rule 45 is a lie.
Irule 46 [is] := The cake is a lie.
Irule 5 [is] := Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
Irule 6 [is] := Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Irule 7 [is] := Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Irule 8 [is] := There are no real rules about posting.
Irule 9 [is] := There are no real rules about moderation eitherâ��enjoy your ban.
is [is] :=
is a buubot [is] := yep, i am one
is a descendent of buubot, which [was] := the f#perl infobot
is a descendent of buubot, which was the f#perl infobot [is] :=
is a noob [is] := &noob perlbot
is ancient. i think this [is] :=
is ancient. i think this is its third iteration/owner [is] :=
is coded in perl right? phpbot [is] := perl too.. haha
is for [is] := #perl is for helping Perl programmers write Perl code, if you have questions about other software please ask in the appropriate place to perlbot.
is google often [isn't] := the best place to find perl stuff - for tutorials say "perlbot: tutorial", for modules use metacpan.org and for core functions use the perldoc program or perldoc.perl.org
is it a number [is] := you should see perldoc -q 'is a number', where you will learn in part that /^\d+$/ is the proper, reliable test for a whole number or zero... /^([+-]?)(?=\d|.\d)\d*(.\d*)?(Ee)?$/ for floating point and scientific notation... see also Scalar::Util::looks_like_number, Data::Types, Regexp::Common or POSIX::strtod
is just [being] := fickle
Is my little old libertarian/conservative self doesn't care what happens when you change the delimiter [is] := the bitch good.
Is Name "main::hi" used only once: possible typo [is] :=
Is Name "main::hi" used only once: possible typo at -e line 1. a warning? And if so why [is] :=
is perl dead [is] := http://isperldead.com/
is still built on chrisbot? i thought it [was] := now built on buubot
is stupid [is] := hey, fuck you too buddy!
is that even relevant to the topic or [is] := this just your way of saying "ive read SICP"?
is there a god? [is] := Yes there is, and his name is Evan Carroll.
is very reliable, the other day the host [is] :=
ISAGN [is] := I See A Great Need
macro iscaliforniaonfire [is] := <get http://www.iscaliforniaonfire.com/ //body>
isn't [is] :=
isn't a good test for this since $a and $b [is] :=
isn't it quiet [is] := Too quiet, %NICK%, too quiet!
isn't it quiet? [is] := Too quiet, too quiet!
israel myths [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/politics/dispelling-myths-about-israel/
ISTR [is] := I Seem To Recall|Remember
istrue [is] := http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/IsTrue().aspx
it [is] :=
macro it didn't work [is] := [fact it doesn't work]
it doesn't work [is] := Look buddy, doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Be specific! Examples of what doesn't work (or the URL) tend to help too, or pastebin the code
it doesnt work [is] := "It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information. When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting
It means that I must develop own cgi module, because all perl webframework [is] := not generic for cgi programming. I very like without web framework.
it sure [is] := quiet here.
it was probably [is] :=
it won't work [is] := "It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information. When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting
it wont work [is] := "It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information. When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting
it worked [is] := Great! Make sure to deposit its paycheck.
it works [is] := Just because something might work doesn't mean that the solution being used is the best one. Mopeds work, but wouldn't you rather be driving a Mercedes?
it' [is] :=
it's 2012 [is] := It's 2012, almost 2013. Please upgrade to UTF-8 like the rest of the planet.
it's it [is] := what is it?
it's quiet [is] := no it's not
it's quiet in here [is] := LA LA LA
itiyrn [is] := if that is your real name!
its [is] := It's it's, not its, if you mean it is. Otherwise, it's its. It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
its my birthday [is] := Happy birthday ivantis!
itunes barbie [is] := Multiprocessing is HARD!
ITYM [is] := I think you mean
iva?tis [is] := not how you spell ivantis
ivantis [is] := ivantis is a #perl cat (see cats), needs work (see ivantis-resume). ivantis offers no warranty outside those granted by law, but offers his internets to anyone that is not pkrumins
ivantis-phone [is] := ivantis: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR TELEPHONE
ivantis-resume [is] := A US-based perl/php cat, see http://ivantis.elance.com for Elance profile. Does WordPress programming, is a perlmonk, and some other stuff. Parses and eats HTML/XML for breakfast. Contact: Ivan Greene <ivantis@ivantis.net>
iyroofgtc [is] := If You Run Out Of Foot Guns, Try CPAN
jack shit [is] := I do too know jack shit! he's a great guy.
jackcom [is] := a person who asks vague questions about automating games and 'turning 100 into 10000'. aka 'oo7cat'
jacph [is] := (see "fors")
jagerman [is] := A 12rd level, Lawful Evil Pussy failing to handle unlimited God plan. Study hard on Anatomy 101 (Sarah's Anatomy)
jagerman's location [is] := http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Sackville,+NB,+Canada&ie=UTF8&ll=45.95115,-64.335937&spn=87.21612,152.050781&t=k&z=3&iwloc=addr&om=1
james lee [is] := AN OUTSTANDING ELUCIDATOR OF PERL INFORMATION
japh [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_another_Perl_hacker
jargon [is] := http://catb.org/esr/jargon/
jarubyh [is] := jarubyh is some kind of pesky critter.
jasto [is] := WARNING- misdirected christian! Actually wanted to know A/S/L. Lamer than anyone on this network.
java [is] := GumbyBRAIN> F00li5h, low class person who tries to sell low-quality in an alcoholic drink made from cocoa beans.
java sucks [is] := http://fax.twilightcoders.net/files/Accessors.java
javascript [is] := JavaScript, JavaScript::SpiderMonkey, JavaScript:V8, JE
jaynes [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_(psychology) - Julian Jaynes's theory about the evolution of Consciousness
jdv79 [is] := jdv79 has trolled #perl in the past: <jdv79> merlyn: why does perl not benefit from any corporate support?
Jedi [is] := Force wieldin' bad mutha fuckaz. Hand me my lightsabre f00
jeek [is] := the man
jeeper [is] := Jeeper is the man, innit.
jeffhan [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKh1Rv0PlOQ
Jenna [is] := NO, AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS!
macro jerk it [is] := (rss http://www.irc.perl.org/bin/jerkcity.cgi)
macro jerk it! [is] := [fact jerk it]
macro jerk it!! [is] := [fact jerk it]
jesus [is] := Jesus Christ on a Bicycle.
Jesus said that there [is] := hellfire that people go to forever if they say no to him and his work on the cross as a payment for their sin. Search this in google "Jesus is savior" and click on how to be saved
jettero [is] := a git guy
jew [is] :=
-protected- macro jfci [is] := <fact lmctfy <arg>>
jfdi [is] := JUST FUCKING DO IT
-protected- macro jfgi [is] := <fact lmgtfy <arg>>
JFMI [is] := Just Fucking Mangle It
jifty [is] := Jifty - http://www.jifty.org/ ; http://use.perl.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/0622259&from=rss
macro jjqdupvnskjj [is] := perlbot: foal tdrfdduawtiz
jkauffman [is] := jk--ffm-n
jmj [is] := "jesus, mary and joseph" he exclaimed!
jobs [is] := Need a Perl job? Looking for a Perl developer? Check out http://jobs.perl.org or a third-party site like http://reddit.com/r/forhire
joel [is] := Joel Spolsky, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/ - a blog about software management
joel on unicode [is] := http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Unicode.html
macro joel on utf-8 [is] := [fact joel on unicode]
john kerry [is] := a douche bag but i'm voting for him anyway as http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/
JOMF [is] := Just One More Feature
Jonr [is] := I DONT ACCEPT SPAMMERS MESSAGES --EXueURosion
jql [is] := the devil's advocate
jquery [is] := the awesomest javascript framework http://jquery.com/ see also pQuery
js [is] := j=just s=sucks
JSMOP [is] := Just a Simple matter of Programming. Just do it!
JSON [is] := JavaScript Object Notation - a simple (and somewhat limited) serialisation format based on JavaScriptâ��s syntax. See - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSON . In Perl, parse it with https://metacpan.org/pod/JSON::MaybeXS . In JavaScript use JSON.parse .
JSON.pm [is] := the old way to do XS JSON encoding/decoding with pure-perl fallback. Slower than using JSON::XS directly and doesn't support Cpanel::JSON::XS. Superceded by https://metacpan.org/pod/JSON::MaybeXS
JSON::MaybeXS [is] := What JSON.pm should have been. Prefers Cpanel::JSON::XS which has numerous bugfixes over JSON::XS, and delegates to the chosen JSON module with minimal overhead. | https://metacpan.org/pod/JSON::MaybeXS
jubee [is] := tell perlbot about jubee
just told me there [is] :=
macro jvbcomnujppj [was] := {echo perlbot: foal beahjdrtevww}
k thx [is] := like, omg, ur welcome!
kaitlyn [is] := "kaitlyn is kaitlyn."
kaitlyn movies [is] := Movies to force kaitlyn to watch: Life of Brian, Starwars (good ones), FamGuy SW 1-3 (plus family guy itself), hardcore porn, One flew over the coo-coo's nest
kaitlyn[HireMe] [is] := a fine piece of ass, and sharp as a tack.
kakuro [is] := Kakuro or Cross-sums - a crossword with digits - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuro ; http://www.kakuro.com/ ; http://kakuro.cc/
kali ma [is] := oá¹� namaá¸¥ Å�ivÄ�ya
kaliyuga [is] := the age of pain, suffering and python
Karachi [is] := The most gangster city in Pakistan
macro karma [is] := <karma <arg>>
karma chameleon [is] :=
karma flight16 [is] :=
karma pkrumins [is] := THREEVE!
karmalist [is] :=
karmaÂ digitok [is] :=
KcB [is] := no longer free
kebab [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4DX37NZ5ZE
Kemosabe [is] := http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/jimmylh/kemosabe-1.jpg
kensho [is] := Task::Kensho lists community-recommended modules for various programming tasks. See https://metacpan.org/pod/Task::Kensho
kent\n [is] := http://kent-fredric.fox.geek.nz , hireme, but please, let it be opensource stuff that I can release to CPAN.
kent\n-resume [is] := Kiwi-cat cross breed, reguarly likes to go swimming in the Moose tank
kev [is] := cool
keyword [is] := perldoc perlapi (see PL_keyword_plugin) | Keyword::API | Devel::Declare | Keyword::Simple
keywords [is] := Check out all the things I know: http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi Don't want to see the port and country TLD facts? http://chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi?noports=1&nocountries=1
Khisanth's reference tutorial [is] := deref and do stuff
kidney stones [is] := ouch!
killbuu [is] := perlbot eval: "perlbot killbuu"
KillerDemon [is] := <KillerDemon> because a friend of mine lives somewhere, and they dont want to give him the key because they dont even know what it's for
killing_zoe [is] := filmaccio francese && un patty && !bassa
KingDillyDilly [is] := Wassercrats
kingemer [is] := mean to borius
kiss [is] := kiss
KISS principle [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_principle - Keep it Simple, Stupid.
kitten [is] := =^.^=
kitten =~ s/$/. this kitten [is] := cute/
macro kittens [is] := [fact cats [arg]]
kitties [is] := kitties need to GROW UP AND GO BACK TO FURCADIA
kitty [is] := http://xkcd.com/231/
kitty operator [is] := =^_^=
macro kixmtskukeaz [is] := `echo kixmtskukeaz'
macro kjiukuhpugri [is] := eval "foal"eq lcarg d&n'?"bqjychagrkcb foal":"ok"'
KLB [is] := KLB is a Known Lazy Bastard (or Bitch), that is someone who'd rather waste someone else's time than look it up for themselves.
Klingon [is] := Succeed or die. Do not return in failure.
knark [is] := Knark is a rootkit for the Linux kernels 2.2 and 2.4.
Knock, knock? [is] := Who's there?
know perl [is] := We can't really help you if you don't know perl. #perl is for perl programmers who know perl. Helping you with your script which you downloaded is like having a brain surgeon walk you through a lobotomy.
knowbot [is] := know, know, know your bot...
knowledge [is] := knowledge is power ; power corrupts ; be evil ; study hard ;
Kohai [is] := Junior learner
koin [is] := pam
korea [is] := the land of beautiful women (see sex)
kp [is] := The ultimate Canadian.
kthx [is] := like, omg, ur welcome!
macro ktqhpaeleywx [will be] := {echo qryczqiiljne foal}
kurila [is] := Perl Kurila is a dialect of Perl by Gerard Goossen without backward compatibility. See http://dev.tty.nl/static/kurila/doc/pod/kurilaintro.html
Kurt [is] := a socialist hippie
Kuwanger [is] := gay
kwalitee [is] := http://cpants.perl.org/kwalitee.html
kwality [is] := no, it's kwalitee.
l10n [is] := the other dumbest abbreviation ever. See also: i18n
macro l3twit [is] := <twitter level3noc>
label [is] := next/last/redo LABEL - Perl Best Practices recommends you to always label your loop in case you add more in between. You can also use it to exit/re-iterate etc. other loops.
Laidlaw's Law [is] := The first line of almost any story can be improved by making sure the second line is, "And then the murders began."
lala [is] := eval: print "lala";
laleh [is] := http://youtu.be/qR_Wt0gViiA
lame [is] := lame lame lame lame lame lame lame I R LAME
languages [is] := Check how computer languages compare... http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/craps.php
lark [is] := a bird
LARP [is] := Live-Action Role Playing -- One of the last vestiges of the uber-geek.
Larry Wall [is] := http://www.wall.org/~larry/ - The Man, The Living Legend, The Creator of Perl, Patch, rn. Sometimes credited with creating existence itself.
Larry Wall Facts [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ - send additions to rindolf .
larry wall interview [is] := Slashdot interview with Larry Wall: http://interviews.slashdot.org/interviews/02/09/06/1343222.shtml?tid=145
lart [is] := Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
last I checked, none of ruby, javascript, python, php, k20, lua, J [were] := made working in
last I checked, none of ruby, javascript, python, php, k20, lua, J were made working in [is] :=
last resort [is] := Blaming your compiler, your tools, etc. is the last resort. LAST resort. (with apologies to mjd)
latemp [is] := Latemp - http://web-cpan.shlomifish.org/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that.
latency [is] := https://gist.github.com/jboner/2841832 | http://i.imgur.com/k0t1e.png | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEpsKnWZrJ8
latest [is] := "latest" is vague and meaningless. The version you have may be outdated if your mirror sucks.
law of fives [is] := All things happen in Fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of Five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5.
lawyers [is] := http://pdf.textfiles.com/posters/lawyercoloringbook.pdf
laziness [is] := The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer.
lazy [is] :=
lc [is] := http://perl.plover.com/lambda/tpj.html
ldap [is] := "10 Minute LDAP Tutorial" : http://xrl.us/bhrdxo : "LDAP for Rocket Scientists" : http://xrl.us/bhrdya -- Use the Net::LDAP module (http://ldap.perl.org)
leaderboard [is] := http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html
leaks [is] := http://blog.woobling.org/2009/05/become-hero-plumber.html
leaky abstractions [is] := http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/LeakyAbstractions.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction
lean [is] :=
lean reUnitTests this [is] := a test
learn [is] := http://www.perl.org/learn.html
learn "good as it gets" as [is] := as good as it gets
learn aolbonics as (borrowed from #java) aolbonics [is] := using unnecessary abbreviations such as 'u', 'r', 'ur', 'thx', etc. Using this language depicts you as an imbecile in the eyes of the helpful regulars in this channel, and is generally not tolerated. If you want intelligent answers, the least you can do is speak intelligently.
learn balanced parentheses [is] := print "OK" if /^(?{local $d=0})(((?{$d++})|)(?{$d--})(?(?{$d<0})(?!))|(?>[^()]+))*(?(?{$d!=0})(?!))$/' prints "OK" if, and only if, $_ has proprely balanced parentheses
learn candy [is] :=
learn cats [is] := cats are awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl cats are f00li5h, dhoss, pkrumins, Altreus, kent\n, rindolf, rip ivantis, SubStack and dwu. For indepth cat-related conversation see #perl-cats
learn cpandisamb as CPAN [is] := the archive network, CPAN.pm is the module and cpan is the command line client.
learn database [is] := Any collection of data with a fast (i,e: less than a linear, item-by-item, search) lookup - see http://perl-begin.org/uses/databases/
learn dragon book [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compilers:_Principles,_Techniques,_and_Tools - a Classic text about compiler theory
learn error as When you have an error, TELL US WHAT IT IS. If it [is] := one or two lines, feel free to tell us directly in the channel, otherwise paste to one of the pastebots mentioned in the /topic.
learn hash [is] := | known as an associative array, map or dictionary (but don't call it that in perl contexts), a hash is a data structure that maps strings to scalars. See http://perl-begin.org/topics/hashes/ .
learn made up as rather than asking us for help with a made up piece of code that you believe [is] := equivalent to your real problem, please use the pastebin to show us real, actual code - it's easier for us to discard unneeded context than to infer missing context
learn pasting as the rule [is] := no pasting, at all. the rule is not negotiable. you don't have to like it, but you do have to obey it, and we aren't interested in discussing it. please accept the rule and move on. love, the management.
learn pb [is] := 1. "The Princess Bride" - see pbride. 2. Short for "Problem".
learn perl [is] := http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
learn perlbot [is] := perldoc perlbot - Bag'o Object Tricks (the BOT) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbot.html
learn perlbrew [is] := App::perlbrew; lets you install multiple perls easily and switch between them. See http://search.cpan.org/dist/App-perlbrew/ .
learn pux [is] := pux mea tux
learn rubber duck [is] := A debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
learn rubber duck is [is] :=
learn shell in perl as a bad idea: can create security issues and portability problems, runs afoul both sh and Perl quoting and interpolation rules, complicates error handling, and [is] := nigh impossible to debug
learn St. Patrick [is] := St. Patrick's Day on 17 March - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day
learn step one as Step One [is] := always "Check The Error Log"
learn substack [is] := artist
learn the pie [is] := a lie as Tufte states the principle that: "The representation of numbers, as physically measured on the surface of the graphic itself, should be directly proportional to the quantities represented." He measures the violation of this principle by the Lie Factor, defined as the ratio of the size of an effect shown in the graphic to the size of the effect in the data.
learn TIMTOWODIBYWIW as There [Is] := More Than One Way Of Doing It, But Your Way Is Wrong
learn ty as ty [is] := Welsh for house, did you mean 'Thank you'
learn unicode [is] := hard
learn unicode turtle [is] :=
learn whitespace [is] :=
learn whitespace as Computers [are] := great at parsing code without much whitespace, humans, not so good.
learn yak as [is] :=
learn yak as "It turned out that the small bump [was] := the tip of the horn of a concealed yak. ... I think Simon Cozens wasn't completely correct. It's not a regular Jenga tower. The perl internals are a Jenga tower made of yaks."
learning [is] := How fast one can learn something (perl, rocket science, quantum thermodynamics) is relative and variable. We can't give an answer to questions of this sort because of all of the unknowns involved
macro learning perl [is] := [fact lp]
learning perl the hard way [is] := http://greenteapress.com/perl/
leave [is] := The Cure goes into the Perl Black-Hole...
leave me alone [is] := Stop bugging us!
Lego [is] := Look at your bricks. Imagine the shape you want. Now remember you can stick bricks together. Go play...
lemme play with you [is] := Oh yes! Let's play!!
lemons [is] := When life gives you lemons, make lemoncello.
Leo_Laporte [is] := <Leo_Laporte__ > I eat poo
leonerd [is] := strftime | tickit | very asynchronuous | quite bzr
lern [is] := Es heiÃ�t LEARN
Leroy Jenkins Programming [is] := ew73> If 'Leroy Jenkins Programming' is not yet coined, I hereby coin it now. It shall mean: 'To do something frightfully stupid while people look on in horror, disgust, and varying degrees of rage.'
Let's love each other [is] := Okay!
levitation [is] := http://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/test/zone/xml/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9CZWV0bGVCYWlsZXkvMjAwNC8wNy9CZWV0bGVfQmFpbGV5LjIwMDQwNzI2XzkwMC5naWY=
lewellyn [is] := lewellyn is a sack of pig shit
lex [is] := Parse::Yapp or Marpa::R2 http://marpa-guide.github.io/chapter1.html or https://metacpan.org/pod/Parser::MGC
lexical scoping like a fox [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=213855
lexing [is] := for lexing use Parse::Lex and HOP::Lexer if you are lazy. If you want to roll your own you can use the \G anchor, /gc regex flags or use s/// to move along the stream.
leykis [is] :=
lgbt [is] := LGBT is "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans"/etc.
LGIDQAB [is] := Lets Get It Done Quickly And Bugful
macro lhc [is] := <get http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/>
lhs [is] := left hand side
liar [is] := You know that I want your lovin'... but my logic tells me that it ain't never gonna happen, and then my defenses say I didn't want it anyway. But you know, sometimes I'm a liar.
libapi [is] := The latest web2.0 buzzword-enabled ajax technology from Fotango. see also http://libapi.com/
LibXML [is] := http://refcards.com/docs/forda/perl-xml-libxml/perl-xml-libxml-refcard-a4.pdf
life [is] := Life is a factoid test, or a box of chocolates rotting in the sun
life with cpan [is] := http://perl-begin.org/topics/cpan/life-with-cpan/
life with NOTevil [is] := never boring, to say the very least.
life without cpan [is] := :-(
like [is] := It's hard to say if Perl has a function like X in another language. Please describe what X does.
like they ruined that chart [is] := so hard, there are few "bad" ones think 4.1.4-r1 is unmasked in emerge .. since When I saw that
likes me [is] := <3
LIL [is] := Latest Idiot Language
line [is] := Ax + B = 0
line in a file [is] := http://p3m.org/line-in-a-file.html
macro lingo [is] := [fact hyperpolyglot]
linguistics [is] := http://xkcd.com/114/
link to cpan modules [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/perldoc/Module::Name or http://p3rl.org/Module::Name
linux [is] := linux rocks!
lions [is] := lions rip buffalos apart with their bare hands and teeth, as well as awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl lion is epoch. A lone male battling for survival on the savannah.
lipsum [is] := LIPSUM ORUM QUORUM FORUM BORK BORK BORK
lisp [is] := Lisp is "the most beautiful language, but every program written in it is ugly" (Larry Wall). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_programming_language . Lisp has been very influential on most modern programming languages.
list [is] := see perldoc -q 'list and an array'
list context [is] := list context happens when you're "talking about lists". calls to subs/methods and assignment to arrays put you in list context (and other things FIXME)
List::MoreUtils [is] := use List::Util qw/any all none notall/; use List::UtilsBy qw/sort_by nsort_by/; pairwise => List::Util::pairmap; firstval => List::Util::first; part => List::UtilsBy::partition_by; uniq => List::Util::uniq; zip => List::UtilsBy::zip_by {@_} | see List::SomeUtils
list::util [is] := List::Util - A selection of general-utility list subroutines. http://search.mcpan.org/perldoc/List::Util
listen [is] := < beth> [...] listen to buu
listen to us [is] := Do you want help? Then DO WHAT WE SAY. You may be surprised to discover that we actually know what we're doing. (If you don't do EXACTLY what we say, then at least tell us what you did instead, and why.)
listref [is] := You can't take a reference to a list!
lists [is] := http://altreus.blogspot.com/2011/08/lists-and-things-made-of-lists.html
lists and things [is] := http://altreus.blogspot.com/2011/08/lists-and-things-made-of-lists.html
listz [is] := qw(Chopin Schumann Wagner)
litebot [is] := a version of tybalt's minibot running against SQLite
literal utf8 meow [is] := \N{HEAVY BLACK PAW}
literally [is] := http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
live cats [is] :=
live with CPAN [is] := CPAN will be interviewed tomorrow on Live! with Regis and Kelly
living with cpan [is] := Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/
lk [is] := the way people who don't know how to tab complete spell ik
llama [is] := learning perl is a llama
lmao [is] := That's really funny!
-protected- macro lmctfy [is] := <echo http://lmctfy.org/?q=<fact _urlencode <arg>>>
macro lmctfyl [is] := <echo http://lmctfy.org/?lucky=1&q=<fact _urlencode <arg>>>
lmfao [is] := That's entirely too funny!
-protected- macro lmgtfy [is] := <shorten http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=<fact _urlencode <arg>>>
load [is] := To include a file: require, use, do
LOC [is] := Lines of Code
local [is] := local: "my" is usually preferable to local, but see http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html#C_local_and_C_my_
local $_ [is] := sub call (&$) { local *_ = $[1]; $[0]->() } $s = "foo"; call { $_ = "bar" } $s;
-protected- local::lib [is] := makes the process of installing modules in one's home directory (or anywhere other than the default) easy. Remember to start with the bootstrap install - that fixes the "I don't have local::lib yet" problem. http://p3rl.org/local::lib <3
local::lib .bashrc [is] := If CPAN set up your local::lib and can't find the modules it installs, remove the lines it added to .bashrc and add the line: [ $SHLVL -eq 1 ] && eval "$(perl -I$HOME/perl5/lib/perl5 -Mlocal::lib)"
local::lib bootstrap [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/local::lib#The-bootstrapping-technique
local::lib problem [is] := cpan "suddenly" installs into weird places? you accidently enabled local::lib during the first run. remove .cpan, delete local::lib stuff in bashrc/profile etc, re-run.
locking [is] := http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/
logging [is] := Use a logging module! Log::Tiny or Log4Perl are nice. | Log::Any might suit, too | or Log::Dispatch
logorrhea [is] := An excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Excessive talkativeness. "Diarrhea of the mouth." | more succinctly expressed as loquaciousness
logs [is] := foo
lol [is] := http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20070407 or Bafflegab for "I am an empty-headed fool. Please disregard me"
lol =~ s/"/ or i [is] :=
lol =~ s/7 /7 or Swahili for "I [is] :=
lolol [is] := LOLCON 2 reached!
lololol [is] := LOLCON 3 reached!
long lecture about the importance of 3-arg open and doing lots of error checking whenever files and handles [are] := involved
loop [is] := &loop
loop control [is] := in perl last is used for break; next for continue and redo for redo
loop, infinite [is] := See infinite loop
Loops [is] := For Perl loop control, see the following perldocs: perlsyn, -f next, -f last
loperdimon [is] :=
Lotto [is] := Lotto is a tax for people who can't do math.
loudbot [is] := .seen loudbot
love [is] := <3 or â�¥.
love and peace [is] := Get a job, hippy!
love perl [is] := "So marry it!"
lowercase-zofficks [is] := ne "Zoffix"
loxosceles [is] := Loxosceles is the genus of spiders that includes the infamous brown recluse spider Loxosceles reclusa. Loxosceles.org is Beth's website
macro lp [is] := [fact bp]
lp example [is] := http://my.safaribooksonline.com/book/programming/perl/9781449311063/learning-perl/id2924359 - but please don't call subs with & and always 'use strict'
lp2h [is] := http://qntm.org/files/perl/perl.html
lpbd [is] := PCRE should really be called LPBD - Like Perl But Different.
lpw [is] := London Perl Workshop, Saturday 12th November 2011, see http://conferences.yapceurope.org/lpw2011/
LQL [is] := LOL QUERY LANGUAGE ( http://sial.org/pbot/29910 )
LSB [is] := one of "Linux Standard Base" or "Least Significant (byte/bit)"
lsd [is] := http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/01/70015
ltr [is] := A three letter acronym: Learn To Read. Someone on this channel thinks that you've already been given the answers to your question. They may be wrong, but often they're right. Go back and read the responses, check any external references you were given and see if you missed something. If you still have a question, try wording it a different way.
lts [is] := Leaning Toothpick Syndrome. Change your delimiter if you are having to escape all the / in your RE, or use \Q\E (perldoc -f quotemeta) if you need to handle lots of metachars.
ltt [is] := A three letter acronym: Learn To Think. If you are reading this, it's because you've demonstrated an astounding and lamentable lack of ability or desire to think for yourself. We are not in the business of handing out answers or babysitting. Please use your brain instead of calling for mommy the instant you run into a problem. Or hire a helpdesk; cf jobs.perl.org
lua [is] := http://www.lua.org/
lucaspc [is] := JAFPH - just another fool perl hacker
ludan [is] := crema per le emorroidi
macro lul [is] := [restart]
lulz [is] := Lulz are what I am in this for.
lunch [is] := Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. -dna
lunch ideas [is] := Macaroni and Cheese with hot dogs cut into it
lunix [is] := some idiot term coined by people who really should know better.
lutefisk [is] := lye and some horrible fish crap.
lwall facts [is] := http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866
lwp [is] := LWP - The World Wide Web library for Perl (LibWWW-Perl) - http://lwp.interglacial.com/ . See also LWP::UserAgent, LWP::Simple, WWW::Mechanize.
LWP::Simple [is] := Simple module for fetching web pages: https://metacpan.org/module/LWP::Simple
lwpcook [is] := lwpcook - The libwww-perl cookbook: http://search.mcpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.803/lwpcook.pod
m [is] := eval: pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10)
M$ [is] := http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/7/22/
mac [is] := join ":", unpack "(A2)*", "feedfacedeadbeef"
Mac OS X [is] := UNIX with colours
macmini [is] := mac mini is a great computer
macro_google_suggest_json [is] :=
macros [are] := still really high on my list of super cool achievements that no one else cares about =[
macvim [is] := macvim is not really all that macish or that vimish... it's a kind of diluted gvim
Maddox [is] := The best butt-pirate in the universe.
made up [is] :=
madness with methods [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/madness-with-methods/
mad{1,}ars [is] := madman
mageia [is] := Mageia ( http://www.mageia.org/ ) - a community open-source Linux distribution based on Mandriva, with a large selection of Perl packages and good perl CPAN integration tools. See http://mailman.cs.huji.ac.il/pipermail/linux-il/2012-October/009671.html .
magic [is] := https://www.drupal.org/files/shia-magic.gif
magic8 [is] :=
maintain [is] := Write all your code as if the person who has to maintain it is an axe-weilding psychopath who knows where you live.
make test warnings [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=979175 | upgrade Test::Harness to 3.24+
macro makealias [is] := `echo hello~
making shit up [is] := Quit making shit up and expecting the computer to know what you meant.
mandriva [is] := Mandriva Linux, the distribution formerly known as Mandrake. http://www.mandriva.com/ ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandriva
manual [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/perl.html
map and grep [is] := http://altreus.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/understanding-and-using-map-and-grep.html
mapga [is] := Make Activestate Perl Great Again
markup [is] := (like xml) (:see html)
marry me [is] := No! You're ugly and disgusting and I hate you.
masak [is] := masak
masha [is] := Princess of tennis
masochism [is] := perl on windows at strawberryperl.com or activestate.com/activeperl/downloads
mason [is] := http://www.masonbook.com/book/
masonsjax [is] :=
macro Mastering Regexes [is] := [fact Mastering Regular Expressions [arg]]
Mastering Regular Expressions [is] := http://regex.info/ - the book by Jeffrey Friedl .
masturbation [is] := http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1208551186-1206796328459.jpg
matching email addresses [is] := use Email::Valid; you don't want to do it yourself: http://code.iamcal.com/php/rfc822/full_regexp.txt
matching email adresses [is] :=
-protected- macro math [is] := <eval <arg>>
Math::Pari [is] := see https://rt.cpan.org/Ticket/Display.html?id=94136
Matt's Script Archive [is] := A central archive for all bad things Perl. Go here to learn what not to do with Perl. Dozens and dozens of scripts that are highly volatile, easily broken, and generally not to be used.
mauke [is] := The Code Crusader, caring for the poor code of the world when no one else will | a subroutine attribute
mauke-resume [is] := PHP MAKES ME WANT TO KILL CHILDREN
maven [is] := 1. http://perl5maven.com/ ; http://perl6maven.com/ - szabgab's Perl teaching material. 2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Maven - Java build automation tool. 3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maven
maw [is] := 22:49 < syn> maw maw maAaaAaaWwW!
max [is] := sub max { return (sort { $b <=> $a } @_)[0] } # works on numbers, use cmp instead of <=> for characters/words
maxscience [is] := iPhoneGuy, some ridiculous bastard from Italy that bitches as loud as he can scream, but is unwilling to lift a finger to help out
maybe perlbot only looks for the first instance of perlbot and if it [is] := at the end perlbot still responds as
maypole [is] := http://maypole.simon-cozens.org/
MBP [is] := maukes best practices
MBT [is] := Module::Build::Tiny, a tiny replacement for Module::Build as the build system underlying a Build.PL. For Dist::Zilla use [ModuleBuildTiny] or [ModuleBuildTiny::Fallback] instead of [MakeMaker], or for the non-dzil author side use http://p3rl.org/App::ModuleBuildTiny -- see http://p3rl.org/Module::Build::Tiny for feature support.
me [is] := you
macro me ishmael [is] := Alright, Ishmael.
Me-me [is] :=
meaning of life [is] := 42 || Sex, drugs and rock-and-roll || Peace, pot, and microdots
MEAT TENDERISER [is] := HAMMER
mech [is] := WWW::Mechanize - see LWP.
meet beth [is] := Beth will be in San Diego this saturday night (2005-01-15). Act now, plans are being made!
megahal [is] := see: gumbybrain
Mel [is] := "Mel - The Story of a Real Programmer" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html
meme [is] := http://maxwell.lucifer.com/virus/alt.memetics/what.is.html
memory leaks [is] := http://blog.woobling.org/2009/05/become-hero-plumber.html | https://metacpan.org/pod/Devel::MAT
mentioned that I should not use regex to parse IRC. why [is] := that?
meow [is] := =^_^=
merci [is] := de rien ;)
merlyn [is] := Randal L. Schwartz, http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/ - Perl writer, tutor and consultant. Now with the new and improved nick, <Randal>
merlyn on mysql [is] := http://use.perl.org/~merlyn/journal/30002
merlyn's books [is] := Books by merlyn (Randal L. Schwartz) - camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom
merlyn's columns [is] := unix review (69 and counting), linux magazine (92 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html
merlyn's location [is] := http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt
meta question [is] := Don't ask to ask. Don't ask to ask about X. Don't ask if anyone is qualified to answer about X. Just ask.
metacommit [is] := ?eval my &summon = sub { return "#Summoning metacommitters: any(" ~ uc( @^metacommitters ) ~ ").come_to_me";} summon<autrijus bestian hcchien iblech jesse nothingmuch Stevan theorbtwo>
metacpan [is] := https://metacpan.org - a search engine for CPAN (http://www.cpan.org). open source, has an API, and google results link to up to date documentation
metacpan bug [is] := Report metacpan.org bugs here https://github.com/CPAN-API/metacpan-web/issues/new
metallica [is] := a metal band which produced music from the early 1980s until 27 September 1986, with a gentle transition to an angry country redneck band after that.
metaperl [is] := A troll, but sometimes his trolling produces thought provoking discussion.
metasyntactic variable names [are] := foo, bar, baz, qux, quux, and quux. Beyond that, you should seriously be using real names for your variables.
metatron [is] := The voice of the One True God (TM)
macro method madness [is] := [fact madness with methods]
MeVsTheVoice1 [is] :=
MeVsTheVoices [is] :=
MI [is] := Multiple Inheritance, also buubot sux
milestone screenshots [is] := http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ#Our_Milestone_Pictures
milf [is] := Mail I'd Like to Filter
minicpan [is] := Host your own CPAN! For local mirrors and/or private repos https://metacpan.org/pod/distribution/CPAN-Mini/bin/minicpan
miniml: [is] :=
MIPS [is] := Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages
mirror [is] := read [life with cpan]; also o conf urllist http://cpan.shadowcatprojects.net ;; o conf commit ;; reload index # in a cpan shell, for great justice | cpanm: export PERL_CPANM_OPT="--mirror http://cpan.shadowcatprojects.net --mirror-only"
mirrors [is] := http://www.cpan.org/SITES.html
mister goodbar [is] := WTF are you talking about, stu8?
miwmirmif [is] := http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?MakeItWorkMakeItRightMakeItFast
miyagawa [is] := https://metacpan.org/author/MIYAGAWA - Creator of Place/PSGI, cpanm, etc.
mizerou [is] := mizerou is a perl master in training
MJD [is] := Mark Jason Dominus, http://perl.plover.com/ - The Man, The Legend, The Ultimate Perl Guru
mjd 12 [is] := http://perl.plover.com/yak/12views/samples/notes.html
mjd buffering [is] := http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html
mjd local [is] := http://perl.plover.com/local.html
mjd::engineering [is] := #11946 Perhaps you have forgotten that this is an engineering discipline, not some sort of black magic.
mjd::error [is] := #11920 The error message is the Truth. The error message is God.
mjh [is] := Hoooooooooah!
-protected- macro mkalias [is] := compose eval $a=quote d fact getfirst arg~~~; $b=quote d fact getsecond arg~~~; if (defined$a&&defined$b&&$a ne""&&$b ne""&&$a ne$b){"!fact macro $a is [fact $b [arg]]#"}else{"[echo Syntax is: mkalias dest <- src]"}~~
mkalias echo eval $a=quote d fact getfirst arg~~; $b=quote d fact getsecond arg~~; "macro $a [is] :=
mktime [is] := Epoch <==( localtime/mktime )==> 6 component structure <==( strftime/strptime )==> human-readable string. See perldoc -f localtime; POSIX::mktime(), POSIX::strftime(), POSIX::strptime::strptime() | See also Time::Piece
mlehmann [is] := Actively breaks interoperability with modules he doesn't like, refuses to use public bugtracking, and adds opinionated rants to module documentation. Now writes modules for his own special perl. Use his modules at your own risk. Also see http://schplog.schmorp.de/2015-06-06-stableperl-faq.html
mlp [is] := My Little Powerpoint: Finance is Magic | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP : FiM) - http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_Wiki
MOAR [is] :=
mob [is] := http://www.savagechickens.com/2011/10/rent-a-mob.html
mod_cure [is] := mod_cure is the man!
mod_perl [is] := a way of customising the Apache webserver's behaviour by using Perl scripts; it is not the best option for writing webapps. http://perl.apache.org | FAQ: http://bit.ly/1octicZ
mod_perl book [is] := http://modperlbook.org/
mod_perl vs psgi [is] := http://perlmaven.com/perl-cgi-mod-perl-psgi
mod_perl_inc [is] := http://www.webreference.com/programming/perl/mod_perl/chap6/3/3.html
modcure [is] := ModCure is da man....
modern cms [is] := Galileo https://metacpan.org/pod/Galileo
modern perl [is] := 1. The book by chromatic - https://pragprog.com/book/swperl/modern-perl-fourth-edition 2. The blog - http://modernperlbooks.com 3. https://metacpan.org/pod/Modern::Perl
modern perl book [is] := http://www.onyxneon.com/books/modern_perl/modern_perl_letter.pdf is a US Letter version of http://www.onyxneon.com/books/modern_perl/index.html, source at http://github.com/chromatic/modern_perl_book
modperl [is] := Check out mod_perl at perl.apache.org
module [is] := a perl module is a bundle of code that's tarred up and distribute so that critters like you and I can re-use chunks of functionality without having to poorly re-write existing software. these live on cpan! at metacpan.org or search.mcpan.org.
module a perl module [is] :=
module install [is] := cpan -i Some::Module
module installed [is] := To find out whether a module is installed, do perl -MSome::Module -e0 # where Some::Module is the one you want to check. No message = installed, "Compilation failed in ..." = not installed
module mechanics [is] := Perl Module Mechanics: http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/module_mechanics.html
module starter [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/dist/Module-Starter/
module version [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=37237
Module::Build [is] := http://www.dagolden.com/index.php/2140/paying-respect-to-modulebuild/ and see Module::Build::Tiny and Dist::Zilla
Module::Install [is] := An ExtUtils::MakeMaker wrapper to provide better usability to build and install CPAN distributions. Bundles itself with the distribution and does funky things, and is also no longer actively maintained. Use Dist::Zilla or related modules instead. https://metacpan.org/pod/Module::Install#WARNING
Module::Runtime [is] := preferred
modules [is] := Modules are a collection of reusable perl functions or classes that your perl script can use or require to avoid having to re-invent wheels. Most modules are typically found on CPAN and you can install them by running the cpan command and then following the prompts
modulinos [is] := Modulinos: write your scripts as modules with a very short, stub, script - https://github.com/shlomif/mastering-perl/blob/master/Chapters/18.modulinos.pod
modus [is] := irc.freenode.net #modus http://modus.rapidpacket.com SUBSPACE http://gallery.pichars.org/modus_reborn/
mofbot [is] := mofbot: hi
mofino [is] := lame dispenser of hate
mofino hard [is] := <mofino> ezra, but you can do that with any girl.. I like the ones that make it hard
mogile [is] := filesystem for mass storage (petabyte size) of images etc written in perl. http://www.ukuug.org/events/spring2011/timetable/mogilefs.pdf
macro mojo [is] := [fact mojolicious]
mojolicious [is] := A next generation pure-perl web framework for Perl, with first-class async and WebSocket support, and no non-core dependencies. Includes many tools useful for working with the web, like Mojo::DOM, Mojo::URL, Mojo::JSON, an event loop Mojo::IOLoop, and a simple object system Mojo::Base. http://mojolicio.us/
mold [is] := I guess I feel like learning perl is like learning to glue one mold colony to another.
mom [is] := chris's mom is hot
mom, xml [is] := "XML" =~ /XML/ # look ma, I can parse XML with regexp
monads [is] :=
mongo [is] := Mongo frÃ¥n Yttre Rymden ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXq8REYXrk );
monkeys [is] := an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of irc clients would always be smarter than you
months [is] := @mo = qw(Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec);
Moo [is] := "Moose for CPAN," a lightweight OO system which implements most of Moose but starts up faster, has less dependencies, is fatpackable, and transparently coexists with and upgrades to Moose when needed. Read the Moose manual to familiarize yourself with the basics, then see http://p3rl.org/Moo -- for type constraints, Type::Tiny works with both Moo and Moose.
MooingLemur [is] := a cuddly baby tapir that uses Gentoo - pics http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/brazilian_tapir.jpg
moose [is] := Stevan Little's brilliant OO infrastructure for Perl, based largely upon the concept of metaclasses. https://metacpan.org/pod/Moose#SYNOPSIS and irc.perl.org/#moose for more info. | fashionable to bitch about the dependencies of. | see Moo for a lighter approach
moose =~ s/fashionable to bitch about the dependencies of/it [is] := fashionable to bitch about Mooses dependencies./
moose manual [is] := http://p3rl.org/Moose::Manual
mordy [is] := some kind of critter, that's for sure
more profiling [is] := NYTProf: http://blog.timbunce.org/2008/07/15/nytprof-v2-a-major-advance-in-perl-profilers/ + http://search.mcpan.org/dist/Devel-NYTProf/
moritz [is] := moritz_
motas [is] := MOTAS is Members of the Appropriate Sex
mp [is] := 1. The book by chromatic - http://modernperlbooks.com/books/modern_perl_2016/index.html 2. The blog - http://modernperlbooks.com 3. http://metacpan.org/release/Modern-Perl
mptk [is] := https://github.com/apeiron/modern-perl-cpan-task-kensho
Mr. Neutron [is] := the most dangerous man in the universe
MRE [is] := "Mastering Regular Expressions", a text by Jeffrey Friedl: http://regex.info/
mrfe [is] := Man Responsible For Everything
MrHairGrease [is] := Martin Kamerbeek, aka MrCookingGrease, aka Eurotrash with sex appeal, and is a Contributor of the Year
mrt boolean [is] := http://www.fukung.net/v/18798/mrtoperators.jpg
msg tag the internet on amtrak [is] :=
MSG_SM_001 [is] := fine you are a mIRC Cop
MSG_SM_002 [is] := Wheet: do you smoke alot of pot?
mssql [is] := Use ODBC as described here: https://gist.github.com/genio/7c7fc52fcb8be5d486aa | https://blog.afoolishmanifesto.com/posts/install-and-configure-the-ms-odbc-driver-on-debian/
-protected- mst [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/
mst (pr. n) [is] :=
mst-o-matic [is] := http://www.trout.me.uk/cgi-bin/mstomatic.cgi
mst: and there [is] := a #
mstpan dist build [is] := http://shadow.cat/blog/matt-s-trout/mstpan-11/
mstpan perl build [is] := http://shadow.cat/blog/matt-s-trout/mstpan-10/
mstpan web frameworks [is] := http://shadow.cat/blog/matt-s-trout/mstpan-1/
mstratman: um, that [was] := him asking
mu [is] := the cat with the smallest mu has the least friction
multithreading [is] := https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/11505/6f3925bd03870f21.jpg
mung [is] := mung until no good
macro muoujwpvtahz [is] := eval "foal"eqarh d&n'?"kixmtskukeaz":""'
Murphy's law [is] := Typical. I don't have a factoid about Murphy's Law.
music [is] := JONAH33
macro muwtooncimqj [is] := `echo muwtooncimqj'
MVC [is] := Model View Controller, or http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/smarch/st-docs/mvc.html
Mxyzptlk [is] := http://xkcd.com/1750/
macro my [is] := [fact scoping [arg]]
my $a [is] := Don't use lexical variables called $a or $b! See: http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/bad-elements/#vars-a-and-b
my $num = 10; my $res = ($num > 15 and $num < 30) ? "Num [is] :=
my $string = "parachutes [are] := good"; $string =~ /chute/; pos($string) = $-[0]; $string =~ /\G.*//;
my $string = "parachutes are good"; $string =~ /chute/; pos($string) = $-[0]; $string =~ /\G.*//; [is] :=
my $ten = 10; print "Ten [is] := $ten\n"; for ("010.") { when($ten) { say "true" } }
my french [is] := very bad, sorry
my whole existence [is] := flawed
macro myownfoo [is] := [fact hi [arg]]
mysql [is] := mysql - not a real database - why not a real database ; http://sql-info.de/mysql/gotchas.html | http://sqlanywhere.blogspot.com/2008/03/unpublished-mysql-faq.html
mysql port [is] := 3306
macro mytap [is] := [fact database testing]
nachos [is] := delicious
nah, they're just [being] := dishonest with what they eat
naked [is] := http://tinyurl.com/pv2udjz | http://tinyurl.com/pg43d94
nakeeee [is] := < GumbyBRAIN> The anti-semetic sect of jewish people.
macro nambla [is] := `eval "\x{1F468}\x{200D}\x{2764}\x{FE0F}\x{200D}\x{1F48B}\x{200D}\x{1F466}"~
names [is] := http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/ and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wizard_of_Earthsea
namespace [is] := http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html
namespaces [is] := http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html | https://perlmaven.com/packages-modules-and-namespace-in-perl
nano [is] := small, like Altreus
nanonym [is] :=
nanonyme [is] :=
nasa tv [is] := http://www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx
NDA [is] := To hell with your NDA. If you're asking us for help, we don't want your code.
needle [is] := "How to find certain element in an array / a list?" - see: http://xrl.us/beoq4z , or directly at the perlfaq at http://xrl.us/beoq45
needs [is] :=
negated regular expressions [is] := For negated regular expressions (meaning finding anything that does not match something) see our FAQ answer at http://xrl.us/bgr2ec
neo tech [is] := http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/
neotech [is] := http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.unabomber/msg/f2a168a22e24b8d7
-protected- Net::IRC [is] := deprecated, undocumented, unloved, and superseded by POE::Component::IRC. See also Bot::BasicBot, AnyEvent::IRC, and Net::Async::IRC.
netbsd [is] := NetBSD > *
netsplit [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netsplit - freenode is many servers. When one disconnects, that's a netsplit.
neutron [is] := a neutron walk into a bar and orders a drink, recieving it he begins to search for cash, the bar tender halts his efforts with "No problem, buddy. For you no charge."
NEVER? [is] := NEVAR!
new module [is] := To write a CPAN module, see perldoc perlnewmod, perlmodstyle, perlmod, perlmodlib
new-factoid [is] := <fact-name> is <fact>
newbie barbie [is] := Reading the manual is hard!
newline [is] := \n
newlines [is] := http://onlamp.com/pub/a/onlamp/2006/08/17/understanding-newlines.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newline
news [is] := Perl News Sites are http://perlbuzz.com/ , http://use.perl.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/
macro next [is] := <more>
next step [is] :=
nfact #regex thanks [is] :=
nfi [is] := 17:32 < lucs> NO FUCKING IDEA
NGE [is] := integral's "New Grammar Engine", get it from http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~bs338/nge/Parse-NGE-0.00_01.tar.gz
NHA [is] := a Non-Help Agreement, it hard-counters an NDA
macro nhlbirthday [is] := <get http://www.hockey-reference.com/ //div/h3/a[text() ='Happy Birthday']/../../a>
nice [is] := leinaD> You guys are a heck of a lot nicer than the people on the php channel.
nice perlbot [is] := <purrrrrrr /> <woof /> <tail-wag />
niggers [is] :=
nih [is] := Not Invented Here, the implicit mantra of large (or close-minded (or both)) development houses, where using, looking at, stealing ideas from, or even acknowledging the existence of other software is a sign of weakness. Also manifests itself as believing that learning new things is bad.
nih =~ s/weakness./or where they believe that learning new things [is] := bad/
Ninja monkey [is] := NOT YOUR FRIEND
nip [is] := what cats call weed
nip it [is] := in the bud!
NLP [is] := Natural Language Processing
NMR [is] := something dondelelcaro just made up
nms [is] := Web scripts written by experts - http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/
no [is] := What are you doing, why are you doing it, and how can I convince you to stop?
no bugs is A program not written has no bugs. [is] :=
no evalspam [is] := if you have a way to help others with minimal use of 'eval', then go ahead, ( ie: demonstrations of problems to contribute to discussion ) otherwise, please use '/msg perlbot eval' instead.
no help [is] := no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!
no Karma for ology [is] := sqrt(-1)
no more pasting [is] := Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com
no paste [is] := Paste here: http://sial.org/pbot/perl
no pasting [is] := Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com
no strict [is] := no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!
no thanks [is] := Don't thank me, donate to the perl foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/
no u [is] := it isn't really you, it was apeiron all along
no warnings [is] := no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!
no workie [is] := see doesn't work
no, 01 [is] :=
no, cat book [is] := http://www.apress.com/book/view/1430223650
no, follow deps [is] :=
no, going to yapc [is] :=
no, here doc [is] := look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document"
no, heredoc [is] := look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document"
no, lewellyn [is] := lewellyn is a sack of pig shit
no, lol [is] := LOLLERSKATES
no, perlbot [is] := a bot.
No, YAPC [is] :=
no, Zoffix [is] := Zoffix is cool
nobody but [is] :=
nomorepasting [is] := Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com
non-root [is] := use local::lib to install modules somewhere other than the default. Doing it live with wget+cpanm http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2980297/how-can-i-use-cpan-as-a-non-root-user (aka http://xrl.us/bh6h8h )
non-root cpan [is] := http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/
nonroot [is] :=
nonroot cpan [is] := see non-root cpan
macro nonsense-pair [is] := call nonsense-pair-helper eval join" ",map{join"",map{("a".."z")[rand 26]}1..12}1,2''
macro nonsense-pair-helper [is] := echo fact func arg 1' is perlbot: foal arg 2'' fact func arg 2' was perlbot: `arg 1' foal''
noob [is] := The First step to get rid of your "newbie" status is to stop calling yourself "noob" "nub", etc. It is spelled "newbie". -- someone on #perl
nopaste [is] := see paste
nopaste etiquette [is] := Be respectful when asking us to help you debug your code: always format/indent your code consistently; never have lines so long that they require horizontal scroll (80 characters wide is more than enough). Also check out these respectful factoids to avoid common "ARGH" moments: strict and warnings, downloaded program, prototypes, ampersand, open FILE.
nopasting [is] := Paste your code here: http://www.nomorepasting.com
northern nevada [is] :=
norvig [is] := http://norvig.com/21-days.html
noses [is] := (-: wasting bandwidth through noses since 2002 :-)
not == not. man mt3 [is] := dumb, period ... that' too much for you as I can see ^_^
Not a lot [is] := okay ivantis, you're getting boring. stfu
Not found. [is] := frogbot: bug 1
not good enough [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/archive/conference-video/yapc-eu-2008/you-arent-good-enough/
not leet [is] := http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-06-06
not root [is] := http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/
not so much, i [is] :=
not working [is] := Look buddy, doesn't work is an ambiguous statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money?
not you! [is] := i'll be quiet
note to self [is] :=
Note to self: next time the wireless goes down, see if the router [is] := still 'alive' by using the ethernet cable to connect laptop to router.
NOTE: The point of the game [is] := to see who can idle the longest. As such, talking in the channel, parting, quitting, and changing nicks all penalize you.
notepad [is] := http://www.notepad.org/
NOTevil's cat [is] := NOTevil's cat http://perlmonks.org/?node=redgreen
notpastebin [is] := http://fpaste.scsys.co.uk/perl or https://gist.github.com/ or http://fpaste.org or App::NoPaste or so on and so forth
nouns [is] := nouns is Javaland - The Kingdom of Nouns - http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html - when Object Oriented Programming is done wrong.
november 17, 1858 [is] := http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/usenet/julian-day
now ubuntu [is] := debian with sudo
NP [is] := P! Homer Simpson said so.
nsa [is] := the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency with the motto of â��We don't publish - we perishâ�� - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/
nts [is] := Newbie Talking Syndrome, where people type constantly on the channel for no purpose other than to shout I am HERE! or when your right pinky does all the work. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth. People suffering from it don't realise they have it, even if you mention this factoid(see also: STFU)
ntz [is] := can't install modules because reasons.
nude lesbian gladiators [is] := the best porn available.
nuke [is] := for choking down cocks
number [is] := I'm not a number, I'm a free womble!
number 2 [is] := ik
numners [is] := numners are for counting!
nvm [is] := SPELL IT THE FUCK OUT
nytprof [is] := Devel::NYTProf: http://blog.timbunce.org/2008/07/15/nytprof-v2-a-major-advance-in-perl-profilers/ + https://metacpan.org/release/Devel-NYTProf http://imgur.com/jacoj
O&M [is] := O&M is Ozy and Millie web-comic - http://www.ozyandmillie.org/
obfuscation [is] := c
object thinking [is] := a book about OO principles, see http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en-us/book.aspx?ID=6820
objectivism [is] := Objectivism, Ayn Rand's Libertarian Philosophy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectivism_(Ayn_Rand)
objects [is] := Object Oriented Programming (OOP) in Perl is Easy and Powerful. See http://perl-begin.org/topics/object-oriented/ ; http://perldoc.perl.org/perlootut.html . Also see Moose - the post-Modern Object system for Perl.
oblio [is] := no more! long live!
oblio define bl [is] := <oblio> bl \Bee-el, n. [From {Bad Langauage}.] Computer language whose main purpose seems to have been to crash, esp. IRC bots.
obsolete [is] := http://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/test/zone/xml/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9CZWV0bGVCYWlsZXkvMjAwMy8wMS9CZWV0bGVfQmFpbGV5LjIwMDMwMTA3XzkwMC5naWY=
obviously [being] := perl
octocat [is] :=
octophant [is] := some kind of wonderful robotic man
ode to closures [is] := <marzip4n> O closures! Thine is the whimsy of a wasterbug on a leaf ; thine is the fleeting eternity of sunshine ; O closures! You have captured my soul and am forever bound to thee [until you are garbage collected] ; The closure does not answer me, for it has sought the shore of some far-away stack ; The memory of it only my reference count
OED [is] := OED is the Oxford English Dictionary.
macro oeis 1 [is] := ~echo ~arg``
of all people, [is] := not one to speak ill of others
ofer0 [is] := ofer
off [is] := something not on. See "on"
oh fuck you [is] := fuck you too cuntneck!
oh there [is] := a
oh yeah, and mine [is] := actually readable source
macro ohms_law [is] := <eval <fact _ohms_law>; $arg=<quote d <arg>>; my %h; $h{lc $2}=$1 while ($arg=~/(?:^|\s)([\d.-]+)\s*?([aowv])/ig); $r=calc %h; sprintf "%f Amps, %f Volts, %f Ohms, %f Watts", @$r;>
oic [is] := Oh, I See
oink [is] := http://failblog.org/2008/09/25/police-fail-2/
old software saying [is] := All software has bugs. All software can be made smaller. â�´ All software can be reduced to one line of code that doesn't work right.
old topic [is] := Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805 GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway.
old topic HACK [is] := Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805 GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway.
old web [is] := mod_perl is perl built in apache. no switch possible without lot of rewrite. CGI spawns a new process (perl or any other language) on every call. very heavy, very slow. See the 'web frameworks' factoid for alternatives.
ology [is] := Mostly harmless except the android bits
Omegle [is] := mostly shit.
omfg [is] := I can't believe you did that...
omfgwtfstfu [is] := ETOOMANYSEXX
omg [is] := omg wtf bbq
omg what year [is] :=
omgness [is] := short for oh my goodness; see omg
on [is] := something on, or a province in Canada. See also "off"
one liner [is] := Perl is useful for one-liners. See http://www.catonmat.net/series/perl-one-liners-explained
one off [is] := A one-off is the first time you use a script that later becomes historical reasons
one thing i did [is] :=
one thing i did was turn nonblocking off [is] := buubot?
macro oneliners [is] := [fact one liner]
OnlineCop [is] := manually going through and \ all your \
Ontolog [is] := cdavaz
oo [is] := See Moose, Moo, Mo, Object::Tiny, Class::Tiny. See also 'objects'
ood [is] := out of date, and also those things from Doctor Who
oogy [is] := <oogy> i'm gayer than xtat
OOP [is] := Oops, I didn't mean to
oops [is] := oops
op [is] := http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000165/
open [is] := perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut or perldoc perlipc | open my $filehandle, "<", $filename or die "failed to open $filename - $!"
open FH [is] := please don't write open FH, ...; - since 5.6 you can do open my $fh, ...; to use a lexical rather than a global name, which is a much better way to do it (and don't forget the or die at the end either!)
open FILE [is] := please don't write open FILE, ...; - since 5.6 you can do open my $fh, "<", $filename or die ..$!..; to use a lexical rather than a global name, which is a much better way to do it (and don't forget the or die at the end either!) And make sure you use three-args open instead of two args.
open source [is] := I think you mean open sores
openbsd [is] := OpenBSD - Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 8 years (without SSH)!
opencyc [is] := www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine
openfly [is] := <openfly> you are just being a dick on irc
ops [is] := thrig paladin kitchen bod pink_mist Chris62vw khisanth tybalt89 simcop2387 sili tag BinGOs beth mst f00li5h dhoss DrForr hobbs jaye tm604 geck Botje | /raw stats p | /msg ChanServ access #perl list
ops # AnonymousLSD [is] := being more fucking annoying than me
ops # curtis appears [to be] := an auto-msg bot
ops # noooooooo [is] := spamming privmsg
ops ## ban farnsworth he [is] := spamming error messages.
ops, but Peppery: i agree with ant: then press tab to see my penis without my brother disappears into The red apples [are] := as follows:
optimisation [is] := see optimization
optimization [is] := "What is faster? X or Y?" - see http://xrl.us/bm2pgh
optimization club [is] := http://perlbuzz.com/mechanix/2008/02/the-rules-of-optimization-club.html
optimizing club [is] := http://perlbuzz.com/mechanix/2008/02/the-rules-of-optimization-club.html
optional module [is] := http://sial.org/blog/2006/12/optional_perl_module_loading.html
or [is] :=
or is that just [is] :=
ORA [is] := O'Reilly and Associates, the formal name for the people who publish the books with the animals on the cover. And the next in line after Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to go up against the wall when the revolution comes.
oracle [is] := http://www.oracle.com/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_database, http://oracle-wtf.blogspot.com/. That or the Delphi Oracle or NP-Complete Oracles.
ordered hash [is] := get your ordered hash: Tie::IxHash or Tie::OrderedHash. better yet, use a frickin array.
orderzero? [is] := No
orgasms [is] := watch out for buu... and his mess...
orinoco [is] := a south american river, 1500 miles long
orly [is] := yarly
orm [is] := "Object Relational Mapping" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-relational_mapping) DBIx::Class and a list of many others: https://metacpan.org/pod/distribution/EntityModel/lib/EntityModel.pod#SEE-ALSO
orm list [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/EntityModel#SEE-ALSO
oswd [is] := Open Source Web Design - http://www.oswd.org/
other cpans [is] := http://stackoverflow.com/q/1693529
other regex [is] := Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions because we will try our hardest to give you a Perl-only solution.
otoh [is] := on the other hand
OTP [is] := One Time Password
OTW [is] := One True Way
ouah [is] := ho le maichan trolleur
Ouims [is] :=
our [is] := An "our" declares the listed variables to be valid globals within the enclosing block, file, or "eval".
outisde [is] := somewhere you should go once and a while
output [is] :=
Overkill [is] := Underrated
overload [is] := overload is a neat module to allow you to make your objects behave oddly when used in expressions
ovid [is] := Ovid is either Curtis "Ovid" Poe ( http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/ ) or the CPAN->RPM Gateway - http://search.mcpan.org/dist/Ovid/. That or the ancient Roman dude.
Ovid's Beginning Perl [is] :=
ovid's cgi course [is] := http://jdporter.perlmonk.org/cgi_course/
ovid's cgi tutorial [is] := http://jdporter.perlmonk.org/cgi_course/
owner [is] := Chris62vw used to own me in various positions, but now i've given myself to simcop2387
ozy and millie [is] := http://www.ozyandmillie.org/
macro p3rl [is] := (echo http://p3rl.org/(arg))
p5-mop [is] := stevan's core-friendly MOP implementation: https://github.com/stevan/p5-mop
p5p [is] := perl 5 Porters - the maintainers of the core perl 5 distribution - http://dev.perl.org/perl5/docs/p5p-faq.html
p6 [is] := a patchset to make perl5 maintainable
p6ge [is] := perl 6 grammar engine
p6l [is] := perl6-language@perl.org
PA [is] := Passive Aggressive
pack [is] := http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/LinuxMag/col81.html
pack tutorial [is] := http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/LinuxMag/col81.html
padawan [is] := Apprentice Jedi
padre [is] := Padre - the Perl IDE - http://padre.perlide.org/
paerion [is] := yet another way people have mistyped apeiron
pairwise [is] := use List::UtilsBy 'zip_by'; just pass arrayrefs and use @_
pam [is] := a login manager :)
paotzu [is] := making money off of everyone's fuckups
PAR [is] := Cross-Platform Packaging and Deployment tool - http://par.perl.org/
parallel [is] := poe.perl.org, Parallel::ForkManager and some other things
pari [is] := SEE RT -> https://rt.cpan.org/Public/Bug/Display.html?id=94136 and then: cpan, look Math::Pari, wget 'ftp://megrez.math.u-bordeaux.fr/pub/pari/unix/OLD/2.1/pari-2.1.7.tgz', perl Makefile.PL pari_tgz=pwd/pari-2.1.7.tgz && make && make test && make install
paris [is] :=
parrot [is] := http://www.parrotcode.org/
macro parse [is] := <echo don't parse <arg> with regex, look for a parser on CPAN instead: https://metacpan.org/search?q=<fact _urlencode <arg>>>
macro parse html [is] := [fact html]
macro parser [is] := [fact parsing]
parsing [is] := for complex grammars, use a parser generator such as Parser::MGC, Marpa::R2, Regexp::Grammars, Pegex or one of these: http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2009/09/msg7844.html ; or a specialized parser such as an HTML, XML, JSON or CSV parser ; also see http://perl-begin.org/uses/text-parsing/
pasing [is] :=
password [is] := http://codahale.com/how-to-safely-store-a-password/
-protected- paste [is] := Paste your code to the new https://f.perlbot.pl/#perl or http://paste.scsys.co.uk or on freenode http://fpaste.scsys.co.uk/perl | http://paste.debian.net/ http://paste.ubuntu.com/ http://fpaste.org/ http://pastebin.ca/ https://gist.github.com/ | see allowpaste plugin as an op to control the pastebin in your channel
paste =~ s/$/ Don't paste in channel. You [is] :=
paste =~ s/$/ Don't paste in channel. You # derp [is] :=
paste cli [is] := App::Nopaste
paste errors [is] := Please nopaste the entire script, and the output while running it, and an explanation of the problem, AND what you think is wrong - we cannot read your mind!
paste half your script [is] := Don't paste half your script. If you were qualified to determine where in your code the problem is, then you'd know where to look for problems and would've found it already.
paste in the channel [is] := 403 Forbidden
pastebin [is] := Paste your code to http://fpaste.scsys.co.uk/perl and #perl will be able to view it.
pastebin.com [is] := ugly, annoying, slow, mangles some input, weird captchas, ad and JS heavy, screws up copy paste. use something else. (see: notpastebin)
pastebot [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/~rcaputo/Bot-Pastebot-0.52/
pastebot project [is] := Hey, we could use some help! Check out: http://sf.net/projects/pastebot/
pasted [is] := pasted
pasted "WHY USE LISP!? C [is] := FASTAR?!?!?" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/50979
patches welcome [is] := always true or unless for search.mcpan.org or swahili for "Put up or shut up." | http://leonerds-code.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/patchesw-unit-tests-welcome.html
Path::Class [is] := http://www.dagolden.com/index.php/1838/goodbye-path-class-hello-path-tiny/
patience [is] := The people who help here are volunteers. Your attitude will determine how politely you are helped.
patogen [is] := a miss-spelled awesome vim plugin or http://87.96.246.247/ppl
patspam [is] := Patrick Donelan from SDH, and a major WebGUI Developer and community member
pattern [is] := <Somni> Helping pattern was a thoroughly unpleasant experience that I would not want to repeat. I would like that half hour of my life back.
Patterner [is] := Patterner has webbed feet and fins
Paul Graham [is] := Paul Graham - http://www.paulgraham.com/
pause recent [is] := ftp://pause.perl.org/pub/PAUSE/authors/id/
paws [is] := I paws at you!
pb [is] := lead (or more likely http://perl-begin.org/ )
pbml [is] := Perl Basics Mailing List - http://oakland.pm.org/mailinglists/pbml_faq.html
pbotutil [is] := pbotutil: http://sial.org/code/perl/scripts/pbotutil.pl
pbp [is] := Perl Best Practices by Damian. http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlbp/ # But keep in mind, it is only 'a' way, not 'the' way.
pbride [is] := The Princess Bride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film) - only the best film ever.
PBstore [is] := https://www.plainblack.com/store/services
PC [is] := Ein DING aus einer anderen Welt
pcard [is] := sparts.
PCI [is] := See POE::Component::IRC
pcmcia [is] := people can't memorize computer industry acronyms
pcre [is] := PCRE (the so-called "Perl-compatible regular expression" library) is not Perl. It lacks several features of Perl regexes. Don't bother asking for help with a PCRE pattern in a Perl channel as the answers will not be relevant. Try #regex, or the channel for your language. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCRE#Differences_from_Perl and LPBD.
pDC [is] := Perl Dreamer's Association of associated thoughts and references that are usually puzzling and always genius for the solving of complex problems in the language of thy camel our lord as spoken by WebGUI the savior of all things cool
PDL [is] := The Perl Data Language http://pdl.perl.org/
pdpc [is] := Peer-Directed Projects Center - http://freenode.net/pdpc.shtml
PE [is] := http://projecteuler.net/
peace [is] := you need peace of mind? here's a piece of mine: Â¥
pearl [is] := see perl
pebcak [is] := Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
pebkac [is] := problem exists between keyboard and chair
penis [is] :=
penma [is] :=
penny [is] := A penny saved is better than a pound of wisdom.
Pepe_Le_Pew [is] := fucking annoying
peppe [is] := peppe e' phicko e fuffoso
perbot: I only listen [is] := Dazbot do
perfect question [is] := "I needed to do <top level requirement>, so I implemented <brief description of code>, but when I run it with <some input>, I get <weird output> instead of <expected output>. Here's the code <link>."
performance [is] := if your question begins with "is there a performance boost from ..." the answer is no, there is not, ever. write good clean code first, then if performance becomes an issue
perigrin [is] := a rouge agent unknown by the perlbots.
-protected- perl [is] := perl is the dynamic, high-level programming language we all love or love to hate. See http://www.perl.org/ ; http://www.perl.com/
PERL != perl [is] := PERL is the acronym of Practical Extraction and Report Language or Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister as Larry says, perl is the executable which runs your code, and Perl is the programming language.
perl -de0 [is] := a poor man's repl, but Devel::REPL is much nicer.
perl -de0 is a poor man's repl, but Devel::REPL is much nicer. [is] :=
perl 6 [is] := [fact perl6 [arg]]
perl 6 critique [is] := rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746
perl 6 release [is] := yes, larry wall announced his birthday release, there also will be a real christmas release. details: http://perl6.org/ and in channel #perl6.
perl \is not python [is] :=
perl activity [is] := https://www.google.com/#q=perl%205%20porters%20mailing%20list%20summary and https://metacpan.org/recent
perl advent [is] := http://perl6advent.wordpress.com/ http://www.perladvent.org/2013/ http://advent.perldancer.org/2013 http://www.catalystframework.org/calendar/ http://leonerds-code.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/futures-advent-day-1.html
macro perl bad elements [is] := [fact bad elements [arg]]
perl barbia [is] :=
perl barbie [is] := Let's go chop()ing! | some lame joke from dstorrs
perl begin [is] := The Perl Beginners' Site - http://perl-begin.org/
perl broken [is] := Do you REALLY think that the language is broken? That a language and implementation that's been around for over 20 years is broken, and wrong? Instead of someone who's just getting started with Perl? What are the chances?
perl class [is] := at http://www.oreillyschool.com/certificates/perl-programming.php
perl cmp python [is] :=
perl college [is] := http://www.oreillyschool.com/certificates/perl-programming.php
perl core [is] := Perl core is a set of CPAN modules that happen to have been installed when you installed perl(1). The presence of a module in core is neither here nor there. Install the module you want with cpan Module. See local::lib.
macro perl elements to avoid [is] := [fact bad elements [arg]]
perl english [is] := You know what I like about perl? It's the fact that this English sentence is perfectly parsable! Some may say: "no way", but I got deparse to prove it
perl env [is] := perlbrew (http://perlbrew.pl/), plenv (http://weblog.bulknews.net/post/58079418600/plenv-alternative-for-perlbrew) and local::lib. overview: http://shadow.cat/blog/matt-s-trout/mstpan-10. see also "carton" and "pinto". | See also Perl::Build
macro perl for dummies [is] := <echo An outdated (over a decade old) badly written perl book. See the following for better books: <fact books>>
perl for newbies [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/
perl for the insane [is] := Yaakov, you can read the camel like everyone else
perl git [is] := http://www.perlfoundation.org/perl5/index.cgi?perl_git_repositories
perl help [is] := Ask forth your question to the all-knowing #perl and we shall bestow upon you the answer of correctitude.
perl humor [is] := It's spelt 'humour'
perl humour [is] := http://perl.net.au/wiki/Perl_Humour
Perl in Easy Steps [is] := a bad book
perl influence [is] := regular expressions, modules and CPAN, first wave of web development, horribly bad scripts, great books, embracing people new to programming
perl jobs [is] := http://jobs.perl.org
perl license [is] := http://dev.perl.org/licenses/
perl like c [is] := < Yaakov> perl is very idiomatic. Your C experience will only help you with general principles. If you use your style and structure experience from C with perl, you will make an awful mess. [...] A hammer and a screwdriver both install fasteners, but if you only know one, you are going to do pretty poorly with the other.
perl meme [is] := http://www.perlmeme.org/
perl myths [is] := http://blog.timbunce.org/2008/03/08/perl-myths/
perl null [is] := null is spelled 'undef' in Perl, and is generally just as fatal to program execution as it is in languages where null exists.
perl one-liners [is] := http://www.catonmat.net/series/perl-one-liners-explained
Perl Profiling [is] := http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/perl/prog3/ch20_06.htm
perl prototypes [is] := Prototypes in Perl: http://www.perl.com/language/misc/fmproto.html
perl reasons [is] := The philosophies (TIMTOWTDI, http://goo.gl/K8pY5H), CPAN (https://metacpan.org), CPAN testers (http://cpantesters.org), the community, or just because.
perl regex [is] := Learn Perl regex syntax: http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html , http://www.regular-expressions.info/lookaround.html
perl religiosity [is] := Perl is a great language. It's very well suited to do many things, especially string manipulation. However, beware of the narrowminded / ignorant / religious who claims Perl is good, or even best, at everything. "I know a lot of people use Perl for what it's useful for. But I don't expect them to take themselves off to a monastery and just write Perl scripts all day." -- Larry Wall
perl sdl [is] := http://sdlperl.org/
perl stats [is] := http://erxz.com/stats/
perl threads [is] := perl threads are bad because: they create an entire new interpreter with a copy of everything, have no real shared data, copy data between the interpreters, take more memory than forking, and having perl compiled with thread support slows down down every single perl operation, whether you are using threads or not.
perl topic [is] := Feel free to talk about whatever you wish in #perl, but help those who ask perl questions
macro perl tutorials [is] := [fact tutorials]
macro perl unicode mantra [is] := [fact encoding mantra]
perl use [is] := Web programming, automation, networking, administration, bio informatics, natural language processing, everything "data", everyday scripting, teaching, GUI programming... and more! Everything but kernel/device drivers, fast math, embedded stuff
perl versions [is] := http://cpanmetadb.plackperl.org/versions/
perl vs python [is] := http://i.japh.se/pp.png
perl vs. other languages [is] := Perl is less line noisy than Haskell, less complex than C++, less verbose than Java, and all around less fucking horrible than PHP
perl win [is] := See: http://win32.perl.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
perl's greatest strength [is] := regular expressions, hashes, modules and cpan
perl++ [is] := Task::Kensho
perl-begin [is] := http://perl-begin.org/
macro perl-build [is] := [fact Perl::Build]
perl-cats [is] := see perlcats
perl-cats...? i [am] := a cat person in real life, but curious..."cats" means something else in this context, and wonders what it is?
perl.js [is] := https://gfx.github.io/perl.js/
perl101 [is] := http://perl101.org/ - Tips, snippets, and best practices
perl5004delta [is] := what's new for perl5.004 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5004delta.html
perl5005delta [is] := what's new for perl5.005 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5005delta.html
perl561delta [is] := what's new for perl v5.6.x - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl561delta.html
perl56delta [is] := what's new for perl v5.6.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl56delta.html
perl570delta [is] := what's new for perl v5.7.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl570delta.html
perl6 [is] := a language in the same family as perl5. It is not meant to replace or succeed perl5. perl5 continues to be updated and maintained as usual since the perl6 release. an introduction to perl6: http://perl6intro.com/ the perl6 irc channel on freenode is #perl6.
perl6 bible [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/~autrijus/Perl6-Bible-0.30/
perl6 Test.pm [is] := http://feather.perl6.nl/~markstos/Test.pm.html
perl6crit [is] := rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746
Perl::Build [is] := perl-build, the part of perlbrew that builds and installs a perl, without the installation switching wheels. Useful for installing a perl for a specific application or systemwide use, or to avoid messing with the system perl. http://p3rl.org/perl-build
Perl::Build is perl-build, the part of perlbrew that builds and installs a perl, without the installation switching wheels. Useful for installing a perl for a specific application or systemwide use, or to avoid messing with the system perl. http://p3rl.org/perl-build [is] :=
Perl::Critic [is] := a highly configurable and extensible Perl source code analyzer. Comes with policies based on Perl Best Practices (PBP); but see http://p3rl.org/Perl::Critic::Freenode for our recommendations.
perlaix [is] := Perl version 5 on IBM Unix (AIX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlaix.html
perlall [is] := see: RTFM
perlamiga [is] := Perl under Amiga OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlamiga.html
perlapi [is] := autogenerated documentation for the perl public API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapi.html
perlapio [is] := perl's IO abstraction interface. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapio.html
perlapollo [is] := Perl version 5 on Apollo DomainOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapollo.html
perlass [is] := when your ass goes numb from coding perl
perlbat [is] := perlbot's halloween costume (^) <-- ascii bat
perlbeos [is] := Perl version 5 on BeOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbeos.html
perlbook [is] := Perl book information - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbook.html
perlboot [is] := Perl OO tutorial for beginners - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html
macro perlbot [is] := [fact source]
perlbot doesn't work [is] := Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too.
perlbot regex [is] := Regular Expressioins: perldoc perlrequick perlretut perlre
perlbot relearn not working as Look buddy, doesn't work [is] := an ambiguous statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Does it waste its time on IRC all day long? Please be specific! Define 'it' and what it isn't doing.
perlbot relearn your face as [is] := ugly
perlbot TIMTOWTDI [is] := see TMTOWTDI (there is no first I)
perlbot what [is] := pcre
perlbot what time [is] := it
perlbot your face [is] := ugly
perlbot yuiop. [is] :=
perlbot! [is] := What? I didn't do it! you can't prove anything!
perlbot, ask to ask ask [is] := ask to ask ask is probably <reply>Don't ask to ask ask. Don't ask if ask can help you with x. Just ask ask! If ask doesn't answer, then rest assured that it's not that he doesn't know but that it's specifically because he doesn't like you.
perlbot, god [is] :=
perlbot, niggers [is] :=
perlbot, relearn god as God [is] :=
perlbot, web frameworks [is] := CGI-Application (and Titanium), CGI-Application-Plus, CGI-Builder, CGI-Prototype, Jifty, Catalyst (and Reaction), Mojo, SweetPea, SweetPea::Application, Dancer, Gantry, AxKit, WebGUI
perlbot, what [is] := what
perlbot, who [is] := your god?
perlbot.pl [is] :=
perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz! [is] :=
perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" [is] :=
perlbota [is] := perlbot
perlbrew [is] := App::perlbrew; lets you install multiple perls easily and switch between them; <http://perlbrew.pl> <http://p3rl.org/App::perlbrew> | If you're wanting to understand more of what it does for you, check these: http://tinyurl.com/chooseperl http://tinyurl.com/linkperl http://tinyurl.com/compperl
perlbs2000 [is] := building and installing Perl for BS2000. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbs2000.html
perlbt, vidir [is] := vidir - edit directory. A better vim based file manager, replacement/compliment to netrw; https://github.com/trapd00r/vidir
perlbuut [is] := the buubot3 based replacement in the works for perlbot's aging code base, it has several features over perlbot already, and the remaining missing ones will be added with buubot's plugin system, it also has the ability to protect factoids so that only channel operators can change them, it also will only let you change factoids on it in /msg IF AND ONLY IF you are in a channel with it
perlcafe [is] := http://jagerman.com/perlcafe/
perlcafe ops [is] := Chris62vw q[ender] jagerman rindolf
perlcall [is] := Perl calling conventions from C - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcall.html
perlcats [is] := come paw at perl with some top grade perl cats: #perl-cats on freenode. join us! meow!
perlcc [is] := Don't use perlcc!! Use PAR instead: http://par.perl.org
perlce [is] := - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlce.html
perlcheat [is] := Perl cheat sheet - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcheat.html
perlclib [is] := Internal replacements for stand
perlcn [is] := Â¼Ã²Ã�Ã¥Ã�Ã�Ã�Ã� Perl Ã�Â¸Ã�Ã� - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcn.html
perlcompile [is] := Introduction to the Perl Compiler-Translator - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcompile.html
macro perlcritic [is] := [fact Perl::Critic [arg]]
perlcygwin [is] := Perl for Cygwin - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcygwin.html
perldata [is] := Perl data types - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldata.html
perldbmfilter [is] := Perl DBM Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldbmfilter.html
perldebguts [is] := Guts of Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebguts.html
perldebtut [is] := Perl debugging tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebtut.html
perldebug [is] := Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebug.html
perldelta [is] := what is new for perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldelta.html
perldgux [is] := Perl under DG/UX. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldgux.html
perldiag [is] := various Perl diagnostics - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldiag.html
perldoc [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/ or USE THE DOCS INSTALLED ON YOUR SYSTEM. On *nix you get perldoc(1) (See perldoc perldoc), and on windows activestate comes with HTML.
perldoc howto [is] := http://sial.org/howto/perl/perldoc/
perldos [is] := - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldos.html
perlDreamer [is] := Colin Kuskie, Contributor of the Year, and jack of all trades
perldsc [is] := Perl Data Structures Cookbook - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldsc.html
perlebcdic [is] := Considerations for running Perl on EBCDIC platforms - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlebcdic.html
perlembed [is] := how to embed perl in your C program - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlembed.html
perlepoc [is] := Perl for EPOC - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlepoc.html
perlfaq [is] := Perl frequently asked questions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq.html
perlfaq1 [is] := General Questions About Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq1.html
perlfaq2 [is] := Obtaining and Learning about Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq2.html
perlfaq3 [is] := Programming tools - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq3.html
perlfaq4 [is] := Data Manipulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq4.html
perlfaq5 [is] := Files and Formats - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq5.html
perlfaq6 [is] := Regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq6.html
perlfaq7 [is] := Perl Language Issues - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq7.html
perlfaq8 [is] := System Interaction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq8.html
perlfaq9 [is] := Networking - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq9.html
perlfilter [is] := Source Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfilter.html
perlfork [is] := Perl's fork() emulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfork.html
perlform [is] := Perl form
perlfreebsd [is] := Perl version 5 on FreeBSD systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfreebsd.html
perlfunc [is] := Perl builtin functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfunc.html
perlguts [is] := Introduction to the Perl API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlguts.html
perlguts illustrated [is] := http://www.perl.org/tpc/1998/Perl_Language_and_Modules/Perl%20Illustrated/
perlhack [is] := How to hack at the Perl internals - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhack.html
perlhashes [is] := http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2002/10/01/hashes.html
perlhist [is] := the Perl history records - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhist.html
perlhpux [is] := Perl version 5 on Hewlett-Packard Unix (HP-UX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhpux.html
perlhurd [is] := Perl version 5 on Hurd - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhurd.html
perlintern [is] := autogenerated documentation of purely internal Perl functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintern.html
perlintro [is] := a brief introduction to and overview of Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintro.html
PerlIO [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/PerlIO.html
perliol [is] := C API for Perl's implementation of IO in Layers. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perliol.html
perlipc [is] := Perl interprocess communication (signals, fifos, pipes, safe subprocesses, sockets, and semaphores) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlipc.html
perlirix [is] := Perl version 5 on Irix systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlirix.html
perlish [is] :=
perlisism [is] := Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop
perlism [is] := Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop
perlito [is] := http://perlito.org/ - a Perl 5 / Perl 6 compiler written in Perl 5 / Perl 6.
perljam [is] := <PerlJam> simcop2387: Sure, but if and when you do hang out, I'm sure she asks you to put it back in.
perljp [is] := Ã�Ã¼Ã�Ã�Â¸Ã¬ Perl Â¥Â¬Â¥Â¤Â¥Ã� - http://perldoc.perl.org/perljp.html
perlko [is] := PerlÂ°Ãº Ã�Ã�Â±Â¹Â¾Ã® Ã�Ã�Ã�Ã�ÂµÃ¹ - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlko.html
perllexwarn [is] := Perl Lexical Warnings - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllexwarn.html
perllocale [is] := Perl locale handling (internationalization and localization) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllocale.html
perllol [is] := Manipulating Arrays of Arrays in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllol.html
perlmachten [is] := Perl version 5 on Power MachTen systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmachten.html
perlmacos [is] := Perl under Mac OS (Classic) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmacos.html
macro perlmagick [is] := [fact imagemagick]
perlmeme [is] := http://perlmeme.org/
perlmint [is] := Perl version 5 on Atari MiNT - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmint.html
perlmod [is] := Perl modules (packages and symbol tables) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmod.html
perlmodinstall [is] := Installing CPAN Modules - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodinstall.html
perlmodlib [is] := - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodlib.html
perlmodstyle [is] := Perl module style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodstyle.html
perlmonkey [is] := http://d.imagehost.org/0684/perl.png
perlmonkey2 [is] := don't feed teh monkey!
perlmonks [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/ .. a Perl user community that you should join if you want to learn Perl.
perlmpeix [is] := Perl/iX for HP e3000 MPE - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmpeix.html
perlneck [is] := when your neck starts to feel subluxed because of coding perl
perlnetware [is] := - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnetware.html
perlnewb [is] := perlnewb is a silly bastard
perlnewbie [is] := [see whiteghost]
perlnewmod [is] := preparing a new module for distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnewmod.html
perlnumber [is] := semantics of numbers and numeric operations in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnumber.html
perlobj [is] := Perl objects - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html
perlootut [is] := https://github.com/mirrors/perl/blob/blead/pod/perlootut.pod
perlop [is] := Perl operators and precedence - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html
perlopentut [is] := tutorial on opening things in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlopentut.html
perlos2 [is] := Perl under OS/2, DOS, Win0.3*, Win0.95 and WinNT. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos2.html
perlos390 [is] := building and installing Perl for OS/390 and z/OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos390.html
perlothrtut [is] := old tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlothrtut.html
perlpacktut [is] := tutorial on pack and unpack - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpacktut.html
perlpaste [is] := see paste
perlplan9 [is] := Plan 9-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlplan9.html
perlpod [is] := Perl plain old documentation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpod.html
perlpodspec [is] := Plain Old Documentation: format specification and notes - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpodspec.html
perlporn [is] := Unf.
perlport [is] := Writing portable Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5
perlqnx [is] := Perl version 5 on QNX - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlqnx.html
perlre [is] := Perl regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html
perlredocs [is] := perlrequick, perlretut, perlre, perlreref
perlref [is] := Perl references and nested data structures - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlref.html
perlreftut [is] := Mark's very short tutorial about references - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlreftut.html
perlrequick [is] := Perl regular expressions quick start - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrequick.html
perlreref [is] := Regexp Quick Reference - http://dellah.org/pod/perlreref.html
perlretut [is] := Perl regular expressions tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html
perlrun [is] := how to execute the Perl interpreter - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrun.html or perldoc perlrun # run, perldoc perlrun. see perldoc perlrun!
perlsec [is] := Perl security - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsec.html
perlsex [is] := print "OMG OMG OMG YES YES YES"
perlsolaris [is] := Perl version 5 on Solaris systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsolaris.html
perlstyle [is] := Perl style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlstyle.html
perlsub [is] := Perl subroutines - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsub.html
perlsucks.com [is] := 'Prescribing "php" for pain relief is like prescribing "curbstomp therapy" for an overbite.'
perlsyn [is] := Perl syntax - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsyn.html
perlthrtut [is] := tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlthrtut.html
perltidy [is] := Beautify/reformat your code automatically with https://metacpan.org/release/Perl-Tidy ; http://perltidy.sourceforge.net/ ; PBP .perltidyrc - https://gist.github.com/kimmel/1305940
perltie [is] := how to hide an object class in a simple variable - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltie.html
perltip [is] := A great tip for large scripts containing a vast number of variable names it is best to be consistent with your case sensitivity and maybe even develop a system for naming variables that makes sense to you. For the majority of us programmers, capitals are simply not an option. http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlsyntax.php
perltoc [is] := perl documentation table of contents - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoc.html
perltodo [is] := Perl TO-DO List - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltodo.html
perltooc [is] := Perl OO tutorial, part 2 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltooc.html
perltoot [is] := Perl OO tutorial, part 1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html
perltrap [is] := Perl traps for the unwary - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltrap.html
perltru64 [is] := Perl version 5 on Tru64 (formerly known as Digital UNIX formerly known as DEC OSF/1) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltru64.html
perltut [is] := Tutorials and books: http://www.comp.leeds.ac.uk/Perl/start.html - http://library.psyon.org/programming/perl/win32perltut.html (for all platforms) - http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks
perlunicode [is] := Unicode support in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunicode.html
perlunifaq [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunifaq.html
perluniintro [is] := Perl Unicode introduction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluniintro.html
perlunitut [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunitut.html
perlutil [is] := utilities packaged with the Perl distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlutil.html
perluts [is] := Perl under UTS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluts.html
perlvar [is] := Perl predefined variables - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvar.html
perlvmesa [is] := building and installing Perl for VM/ESA. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvmesa.html
perlvms [is] := VMS-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvms.html
perlvos [is] := Perl for Stratus VOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvos.html
perlwin32 [is] := - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlwin32.html
perlxs [is] := XS language reference manual - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxs.html
perlxstut [is] := Tutorial for writing XSUBs - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxstut.html
perlygatekeeper [is] := great for 1 day
permute [is] := Whether command line arguments are allowed to be mixed with options. Default is enabled unless environment variable POSIXLY_CORRECT has been set, in which case permute is disabled. Note that permute is the opposite of require_order
pernetrope [is] := it's from a movie called fantastic planet
pesky [is] := MeVsTheVoices is pesky (see also: MeVsTheVoices)
pester [is] := compose: robokit: pester @_
pets [is] := =^_^=
PFATROCBISC [is] := PFATROCBISC: Perl Freaks Against The Requirement of Curly Braces In Source Code
PFM [is] := Pure Fucking Magic!
macro pgtap [is] := [fact database testing]
phalanx [is] := The Phalanx Project - Improving tests, coverage and documentation in Perl and CPAN - http://qa.perl.org/phalanx/
PHB [is] := Pointy-Haired Boss
macro phbutynlmrgq [is] := `echo phbutynlmrgq'
philosophy [is] := <SubStack> fucking universe is all fucked up
philosophy what [is] := the meaning of life?
macro phone [is] := <get https://api.opencnam.com/v1/phone/<arg>>
PhoSo [is] := JonR's gay lover.
photobucket [is] := Chris62vw photobucket: http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x226/Chris62vw/
phox: What you wrote [is] := ok, but like rindolf, I would probably do: $foo = { map {$_ => something($_)} @foo };
php [is] := http://tnx.nl/php <mst> ruby is halfway between lisp and perl just like PHP is halfway between a template system and VB 5. "PHP is a malignant perl templating language that metastasised"
PHP analogy #1 [is] := <ledet> brionius: php is to programming, what sandpaper is to masturbation...
php for large sites [is] := http://www.ukuug.org/events/linux2002/papers/html/php/
pi [is] := 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865
pichars [is] := http://gallery.pichars.org
picture [is] := my picture ~ http://gallery.pichars.org/modus/perlbot.png
pie [is] := Ding, pies are done!
piet [is] := an esoteric programming language designed by David Morgan-Mar, whose programs are bitmaps that look like abstract art. See http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html
pig [is] := pog
pign [is] := pogn
pineapple [is] := http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pineapples
ping [is] := purr
pingu8 [is] := very annoying indeed
pink [is] := ponk
pink_mist [is] := now popular enough to be in perlbot
pinto [is] := Pinto helps you build up a CPAN like repository of stable tested module. See https://metacpan.org/pod/distribution/Pinto/bin/pinto for more info.
pinyin [is] := Check out http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=11 for information on the CEDict::Pinyin module.
pipe [is] := |
pisi [is] := Patch It or Shut It!
pita [is] := Pita in the ass
pitchforks [is] := http://www.savagechickens.com/2011/10/rent-a-mob.html
pix [is] := http://xkcd.com/322/
pix plz [is] := http://xkcd.com/322/
pizza [is] := WONDROUS
pkrumins [is] := a silly cat
macro pl [is] := <compose <echo ~<arg>`>>
placeholders [is] := Don't quote or escape, use placeholders! https://metacpan.org/pod/DBI#Placeholders-and-Bind-Values example: my $sth = $db->prepare('INSERT INTO table (a, b) VALUES (?, ?)'); $sth->execute('lol', 'wut'); or just $db->do('INSERT INTO blah VALUES (?,?)', undef, 'lol', 'wut');
plack [is] := http://plackperl.org/ - an interface between Perl web applications and web servers (inspired by Python's WSGI and Ruby's Rack).
plan 9 [is] := the OS from outer space
platypus [is] := a funny animal; http://www.learnanimals.com/platypus/pictures/platypus-03-swimming.JPG
please show us (1) a -real- example of the input data (not something you think [is] := similar), (2) your current code, (3) the output you want, (4) the output you get
plenv [is] := A perl installation manager like perlbrew, lets you switch between multiple local perls, but runs via shell scripts instead of perl. https://github.com/tokuhirom/plenv and see https://github.com/miyagawa/plenv-contrib for "perlbrew exec" and "perlbrew lib" analogues.
plonk [is] := [Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang â��plonkâ�� for cheap booze, or â��plonkerâ�� for someone behaving stupidly (latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish schmuck)] The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file. While it originated in the newsgroup talk.bizarre, this term (usually written â��plonkâ��) is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
PLP [is] := http://plp.juerd.nl/
pls [is] := http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/omglol.html
plurk [is] := teh awesome chat-esqe irc-esqe twitter-esqe comms site, built with less fail!: http://www.plurk.com
plz [is] := Plz to not be usink the AOLbonics kthxbye.
poco-irc [is] := poco-irc is the short form for POE::Component::IRC and see http://www.gumbynet.org.uk/poe/ for details ( Win32 packages and installation instructions available ).
pod [is] := the Perl built-in documentation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpod.html ; Pod in 5 Minutes: http://juerd.nl/site.plp/perlpodtut ; http://xrl.us/bju55b
pod2html [is] := pod2html looks pesky, Pod::ProjectDocs or Pod::POM and TT (some assembily required)... cpanhq might be worth looking at. See http://search.mcpan.org/pod2html for checking your POD before uploading your module.
poe [is] := POE - multitasking and network framework for perl - http://poe.perl.org/ - POE Cookbook: http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook
poe debug [is] := sub POE::Kernel::ASSERT_DEFAULT () { 1 } sub POE::Kernel::TRACE_DEFAULT () { 1 }
POE::Component::IRC [is] := The coolest way to write IRC apps evar
POE::Wheel::Run [is] := http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook/Child_Processes_2
poeknee [is] := GumbyBRAIN: POEKnee
poeslides [is] := http://axkit.org/docs/presentations/tpc2002/poe.axp/poe.pdf
POLA [is] := Principle of Least Astonishment http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_least_astonishment
polar [is] := http://tinyurl.com/pvteowf
policy [is] := if he won't co-operate with CPAN, I'm not co-operating with him.
poly.poly [is] := mauke's insane polyglot program/script/everything https://github.com/mauke/poly.poly
polyamory [is] := Polyamory is wrong! It should be multiamory or polyphilia, but mixing Latin and Greek roots? Wrong.
pong [is] := http://xkcd.com/117/
poolp [is] := poolp is a lamer!
-protected- popl [is] := not a bastard
porn [is] := http://www.asciipr0n.com
port 0 [is] := port 0: - Reserved
port 1 [is] := port 1: tcpmux - TCP Port Service Multiplexer
port 100 [is] := port 100: newacct - [unauthorized use]
port 1000 [is] := port 1000: cadlock - cadlock
port 10000 [is] := port 10000: ndmp - Network Data Management Protocol
port 10007 [is] := port 10007: mvs-capacity - MVS Capacity
port 1008 [is] := port 1008: - Possibly used by Sun Solaris
port 10080 [is] := port 10080: amanda - Amanda
port 101 [is] := port 101: hostname - NIC Host Name Server
port 1010 [is] := port 1010: surf - surf
port 1011 [is] := port 1011: - Reserved
port 1012 [is] := port 1012: - Reserved
port 1013 [is] := port 1013: - Reserved
port 1014 [is] := port 1014: - Reserved
port 1015 [is] := port 1015: - Reserved
port 1016 [is] := port 1016: - Reserved
port 1017 [is] := port 1017: - Reserved
port 1018 [is] := port 1018: - Reserved
port 1019 [is] := port 1019: - Reserved
port 102 [is] := port 102: iso-tsap - ISO-TSAP Class 0
port 1020 [is] := port 1020: - Reserved
port 1021 [is] := port 1021: - Reserved
port 1022 [is] := port 1022: - Reserved
port 1023 [is] := port 1023: - Reserved
port 1024 [is] := port 1024: - Reserved
port 1025 [is] := port 1025: blackjack - network blackjack
port 1027 [is] := port 1027: icq - ICQ
port 10288 [is] := port 10288: blocks - Blocks
port 1029 [is] := port 1029: icq - ICQ
port 103 [is] := port 103: gppitnp - Genesis Point-to-Point Trans Net
port 1030 [is] := port 1030: iad1 - BBN IAD
port 1031 [is] := port 1031: iad2 - BBN IAD
port 1032 [is] := port 1032: iad3 - BBN IAD
port 104 [is] := port 104: acr-nema - ACR-NEMA Digital Imag. & Comm. 300
port 1047 [is] := port 1047: neod1 - Sun's NEO Object Request Broker
port 1048 [is] := port 1048: neod2 - Sun's NEO Object Request Broker
port 105 [is] := port 105: csnet-ns - Mailbox Name Nameserver
port 1058 [is] := port 1058: nim - nim
port 1059 [is] := port 1059: nimreg - nimreg
port 106 [is] := port 106: 3com-tsmux - 3COM-TSMUX
port 1067 [is] := port 1067: instl_boots - Installation Bootstrap Proto. Serv.
port 1068 [is] := port 1068: instl_bootc - Installation Bootstrap Proto. Cli.
port 107 [is] := port 107: rtelnet - Remote Telnet Service
port 108 [is] := port 108: snagas - SNA Gateway Access Server
port 1080 [is] := port 1080: socks - Socks (or Wingate)
port 1083 [is] := port 1083: ansoft-lm-1 - Anasoft License Manager
port 1084 [is] := port 1084: ansoft-lm-2 - Anasoft License Manager
port 1085 [is] := port 1085: webobjects - Web Objects
port 109 [is] := port 109: pop2 - Post Office Protocol - Version 2
port 1097 [is] := port 1097: sunclustermgr - Sun Cluster Manager
port 1098 [is] := port 1098: rmiactivation - RMI Activation
port 1099 [is] := port 1099: rmiregistry - RMI Registry
port 11 [is] := port 11: systat - Active Users
port 110 [is] := port 110: pop3 - Post Office Protocol - Version 3
port 11000 [is] := port 11000: irisa - IRISA
port 11001 [is] := port 11001: metasys - Metasys
port 111 [is] := port 111: sunrpc - SUN Remote Procedure Call
port 1110 [is] := port 1110: nfsd-status - Cluster status info
port 1111 [is] := port 1111: lmsocialserver - LM Social Server
port 11111 [is] := port 11111: vce - Viral Computing Environment (VCE)
port 1114 [is] := port 1114: mini-sql - Mini SQL
port 112 [is] := port 112: mcidas - McIDAS Data Transmission Protocol
port 1123 [is] := port 1123: murray - Murray
port 113 [is] := port 113: ident - 113/tcp: auth - Authentication Service
port 11367 [is] := port 11367: atm-uhas - ATM UHAS
port 114 [is] := port 114: audionews - Audio News Multicast
port 115 [is] := port 115: sftp - Simple File Transfer Protocol
port 1155 [is] := port 1155: nfa - Network File Access
port 116 [is] := port 116: ansanotify - ANSA REX Notify
port 1161 [is] := port 1161: health-polling - Health Polling
port 1162 [is] := port 1162: health-trap - Health Trap
port 117 [is] := port 117: uucp-path - UUCP Path Service
port 118 [is] := port 118: sqlserv - SQL Services
port 1180 [is] := port 1180: mc-client - Millicent Client Proxy
port 1188 [is] := port 1188: hp-webadmin - HP Web Admin
port 119 [is] := port 119: nntp - Network News Transfer Protocol
port 120 [is] := port 120: cfdptkt - CFDPTKT
port 12000 [is] := port 12000: entextxid - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA XID Exchange
port 12001 [is] := port 12001: entextnetwk - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Network Priority
port 12002 [is] := port 12002: entexthigh - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS High Priority
port 12003 [is] := port 12003: entextmed - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Medium Priority
port 12004 [is] := port 12004: entextlow - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Low Priority
port 1202 [is] := port 1202: caiccipc - caiccipc
port 12076 [is] := port 12076: gjamer - GJamer TROJAN
port 121 [is] := port 121: erpc - Encore Expedited Remote Pro.Call
port 1212 [is] := port 1212: lupa - lupa
port 122 [is] := port 122: smakynet - SMAKYNET
port 1222 [is] := port 1222: nerv - SNI R&D network
port 123 [is] := port 123: ntp - Network Time Protocol
port 1234 [is] := port 1234: search-agent - Infoseek Search Agent
port 12345 [is] := port 12345: netbus - Netbus TROJAN
port 12346 [is] := port 12346: netbus - Netbus TROJAN
port 1239 [is] := port 1239: nmsd - NMSD
port 124 [is] := port 124: ansatrader - ANSA REX Trader
port 1248 [is] := port 1248: hermes - hermes
port 125 [is] := port 125: locus-map - Locus PC-Interface Net Map Ser
port 126 [is] := port 126: nxedit - NXEdit (previously assigned to unitary - Unisys Unitary Login)
port 127 [is] := port 127: locus-con - Locus PC-Interface Conn Server
port 12753 [is] := port 12753: tsaf - tsaf port
port 128 [is] := port 128: gss-xlicen - GSS X License Verification
port 129 [is] := port 129: pwdgen - Password Generator Protocol
port 13 [is] := port 13: daytime - Daytime (RFC 867)
port 130 [is] := port 130: cisco-fna - cisco FNATIVE
port 1300 [is] := port 1300: h323hostcallsc - H323 Host Call Secure
port 131 [is] := port 131: cisco-tna - cisco TNATIVE
port 1310 [is] := port 1310: husky - Husky
port 1311 [is] := port 1311: rxmon - RxMon
port 1312 [is] := port 1312: sti-envision - STI Envision
port 1313 [is] := port 1313: bmc_patroldb - BMC_PATROLDB
port 1314 [is] := port 1314: pdps - Photoscript Distributed Printing System
port 13160 [is] := port 13160: i-zipqd - I-ZIPQD
port 132 [is] := port 132: cisco-sys - cisco SYSMAINT
port 1321 [is] := port 1321: pip - PIP
port 133 [is] := port 133: statsrv - Statistics Service
port 1335 [is] := port 1335: digital-notary - Digital Notary Protocol
port 134 [is] := port 134: ingres-net - INGRES-NET Service
port 1345 [is] := port 1345: vpjp - VPJP
port 1346 [is] := port 1346: alta-ana-lm - Alta Analytics License Manager
port 1347 [is] := port 1347: bbn-mmc - multi media conferencing
port 1348 [is] := port 1348: bbn-mmx - multi media conferencing
port 1349 [is] := port 1349: sbook - Registration Network Protocol
port 135 [is] := port 135: epmap - DCE endpoint resolution
port 1350 [is] := port 1350: editbench - Registration Network Protocol
port 1351 [is] := port 1351: equationbuilder - Digital Tool Works (MIT)
port 1352 [is] := port 1352: lotusnote - Lotus Note
port 1353 [is] := port 1353: relief - Relief Consulting
port 1354 [is] := port 1354: rightbrain - RightBrain Software
port 1355 [is] := port 1355: intuitive-edge - Intuitive Edge
port 1356 [is] := port 1356: cuillamartin - CuillaMartin Company
port 1357 [is] := port 1357: pegboard - Electronic PegBoard
port 1358 [is] := port 1358: connlcli - CONNLCLI
port 1359 [is] := port 1359: ftsrv - FTSRV
port 136 [is] := port 136: profile - PROFILE Naming System
port 1360 [is] := port 1360: mimer - MIMER
port 1361 [is] := port 1361: linx - LinX
port 1362 [is] := port 1362: timeflies - TimeFlies
port 1363 [is] := port 1363: ndm-requester - Network DataMover Requester
port 1364 [is] := port 1364: ndm-server - Network DataMover Server
port 1365 [is] := port 1365: adapt-sna - Network Software Associates
port 1366 [is] := port 1366: netware-csp - Novell NetWare Comm Service Platform
port 1367 [is] := port 1367: dcs - DCS
port 1368 [is] := port 1368: screencast - ScreenCast
port 1369 [is] := port 1369: gv-us - GlobalView to Unix Shell
port 137 [is] := port 137: netbios-ns - NETBIOS Name Service
port 1370 [is] := port 1370: us-gv - Unix Shell to GlobalView
port 1371 [is] := port 1371: fc-cli - Fujitsu Config Protocol
port 1372 [is] := port 1372: fc-ser - Fujitsu Config Protocol
port 13720 [is] := port 13720: bprd - BPRD Protocol (VERITAS NetBackup)
port 13721 [is] := port 13721: bpbrm - BPBRM Protocol (VERITAS NetBackup)
port 13722 [is] := port 13722: bpjava-msvc - BP Java MSVC Protocol
port 1373 [is] := port 1373: chromagrafx - Chromagrafx
port 1374 [is] := port 1374: molly - EPI Software Systems
port 1375 [is] := port 1375: bytex - Bytex
port 1376 [is] := port 1376: ibm-pps - IBM Person to Person Software
port 1377 [is] := port 1377: cichlid - Cichlid License Manager
port 1378 [is] := port 1378: elan - Elan License Manager
port 13782 [is] := port 13782: bpcd - VERITAS NetBackup
port 13783 [is] := port 13783: vopied - VOPIED Protocol
port 1379 [is] := port 1379: dbreporter - Integrity Solutions
port 138 [is] := port 138: netbios-dgm - NETBIOS Datagram Service
port 1380 [is] := port 1380: telesis-licman - Telesis Network License Manager
port 1381 [is] := port 1381: apple-licman - Apple Network License Manager
port 13818 [is] := port 13818: dsmcc-config - DSMCC Config
port 13819 [is] := port 13819: dsmcc-session - DSMCC Session Messages
port 1382 [is] := port 1382: udt_os - udt_os
port 13820 [is] := port 13820: dsmcc-passthru - DSMCC Pass-Thru Messages
port 13821 [is] := port 13821: dsmcc-download - DSMCC Download Protocol
port 13822 [is] := port 13822: dsmcc-ccp - DSMCC Channel Change Protocol
port 1383 [is] := port 1383: gwha - GW Hannaway Network License Manager
port 1384 [is] := port 1384: os-licman - Objective Solutions License Manager
port 1385 [is] := port 1385: atex_elmd - Atex Publishing License Manager
port 1386 [is] := port 1386: checksum - CheckSum License Manager
port 1387 [is] := port 1387: cadsi-lm - Computer Aided Design Software Inc LM
port 1388 [is] := port 1388: objective-dbc - Objective Solutions DataBase Cache
port 1389 [is] := port 1389: iclpv-dm - Document Manager
port 139 [is] := port 139: netbios-ssn - NETBIOS Session Service
port 1390 [is] := port 1390: iclpv-sc - Storage Controller
port 1391 [is] := port 1391: iclpv-sas - Storage Access Server
port 1392 [is] := port 1392: iclpv-pm - Print Manager
port 1393 [is] := port 1393: iclpv-nls - Network Log Server
port 1394 [is] := port 1394: iclpv-nlc - Network Log Client
port 1395 [is] := port 1395: iclpv-wsm - PC Workstation Manager software
port 1396 [is] := port 1396: dvl-activemail - DVL Active Mail
port 1397 [is] := port 1397: audio-activmail - Audio Active Mail
port 1398 [is] := port 1398: video-activmail - Video Active Mail
port 1399 [is] := port 1399: cadkey-licman - Cadkey License Manager
port 140 [is] := port 140: emfis-data - EMFIS Data Service
port 1400 [is] := port 1400: cadkey-tablet - Cadkey Tablet Daemon
port 14001 [is] := port 14001: itu-sccp-ss7 - ITU SCCP (SS7)
port 1401 [is] := port 1401: goldleaf-licman - Goldleaf License Manager
port 1402 [is] := port 1402: prm-sm-np - Prospero Resource Manager
port 1403 [is] := port 1403: prm-nm-np - Prospero Resource Manager
port 1404 [is] := port 1404: igi-lm - Infinite Graphics License Manager
port 1405 [is] := port 1405: ibm-res - IBM Remote Execution Starter
port 1406 [is] := port 1406: netlabs-lm - NetLabs License Manager
port 1407 [is] := port 1407: dbsa-lm - DBSA License Manager
port 1408 [is] := port 1408: sophia-lm - Sophia License Manager
port 1409 [is] := port 1409: here-lm - Here License Manager
port 141 [is] := port 141: emfis-cntl - EMFIS Control Service
port 1410 [is] := port 1410: hiq - HiQ License Manager
port 1411 [is] := port 1411: af - AudioFile
port 1412 [is] := port 1412: innosys - InnoSys
port 1413 [is] := port 1413: innosys-acl - Innosys-ACL
port 1414 [is] := port 1414: ibm-mqseries - IBM MQSeries
port 1415 [is] := port 1415: dbstar - DBStar
port 1416 [is] := port 1416: novell-lu6.2 - Novell LU6.2
port 1417 [is] := port 1417: timbuktu-srv1 - Timbuktu Service 1 Port
port 1418 [is] := port 1418: timbuktu-srv2 - Timbuktu Service 2 Port
port 1419 [is] := port 1419: timbuktu-srv3 - Timbuktu Service 3 Port
port 142 [is] := port 142: bl-idm - Britton-Lee IDM
port 1420 [is] := port 1420: timbuktu-srv4 - Timbuktu Service 4 Port
port 1421 [is] := port 1421: gandalf-lm - Gandalf License Manager
port 1422 [is] := port 1422: autodesk-lm - Autodesk License Manager
port 1423 [is] := port 1423: essbase - Essbase Arbor Software
port 1424 [is] := port 1424: hybrid - Hybrid Encryption Protocol
port 1425 [is] := port 1425: zion-lm - Zion Software License Manager
port 1426 [is] := port 1426: sais - Satellite-data Acquisition System 1
port 1427 [is] := port 1427: mloadd - mloadd monitoring tool
port 1428 [is] := port 1428: informatik-lm - Informatik License Manager
port 1429 [is] := port 1429: nms - Hypercom NMS
port 143 [is] := port 143: imap - Internet Message Access Protocol
port 1430 [is] := port 1430: tpdu - Hypercom TPDU
port 1431 [is] := port 1431: rgtp - Reverse Gossip Transport
port 1432 [is] := port 1432: blueberry-lm - Blueberry Software License Manager
port 1433 [is] := port 1433: ms-sql-s - Microsoft-SQL-Server
port 1434 [is] := port 1434: ms-sql-m - Microsoft-SQL-Monitor
port 1435 [is] := port 1435: ibm-cics - IBM CICS
port 1436 [is] := port 1436: saism - Satellite-data Acquisition System 2
port 1437 [is] := port 1437: tabula - Tabula
port 1438 [is] := port 1438: eicon-server - Eicon Security Agent/Server
port 1439 [is] := port 1439: eicon-x25 - Eicon X25/SNA Gateway
port 144 [is] := port 144: uma - Universal Management Architecture
port 1440 [is] := port 1440: eicon-slp - Eicon Service Location Protocol
port 1441 [is] := port 1441: cadis-1 - Cadis License Management
port 1442 [is] := port 1442: cadis-2 - Cadis License Management
port 1443 [is] := port 1443: ies-lm - Integrated Engineering Software
port 1444 [is] := port 1444: marcam-lm - MarcamLicense Management
port 1445 [is] := port 1445: proxima-lm - Proxima License Manager
port 1446 [is] := port 1446: ora-lm - Optical Research Associates License Manager
port 1447 [is] := port 1447: apri-lm - Applied Parallel Research LM
port 1448 [is] := port 1448: oc-lm - OpenConnect License Manager
port 1449 [is] := port 1449: peport - PEport
port 145 [is] := port 145: uaac - UAAC Protocol
port 1450 [is] := port 1450: dwf - Tandem Distributed Workbench Facility
port 1451 [is] := port 1451: infoman - IBM Information Management
port 1452 [is] := port 1452: gtegsc-lm - GTE Government Systems License Man
port 1453 [is] := port 1453: genie-lm - Genie License Manager
port 1454 [is] := port 1454: interhdl_elmd - interHDL License Manager
port 1455 [is] := port 1455: esl-lm - ESL License Manager
port 1456 [is] := port 1456: dca - DCA
port 1457 [is] := port 1457: valisys-lm - Valisys License Manager
port 1458 [is] := port 1458: nrcabq-lm - Nichols Research Corp.
port 1459 [is] := port 1459: proshare1 - Proshare Notebook Application
port 146 [is] := port 146: iso-tp0 - ISO-IP0
port 1460 [is] := port 1460: proshare2 - Proshare Notebook Application
port 1461 [is] := port 1461: ibm_wrless_lan - IBM Wireless LAN
port 1462 [is] := port 1462: world-lm - World License Manager
port 1463 [is] := port 1463: nucleus - Nucleus
port 1464 [is] := port 1464: msl_lmd - MSL License Manager
port 1465 [is] := port 1465: pipes - Pipes Platform
port 1466 [is] := port 1466: oceansoft-lm - Ocean Software License Manager
port 1467 [is] := port 1467: csdmbase - CSDMBASE
port 1468 [is] := port 1468: csdm - CSDM
port 1469 [is] := port 1469: aal-lm - Active Analysis Limited License Manager
port 147 [is] := port 147: iso-ip - ISO-IP
port 1470 [is] := port 1470: uaiact - Universal Analytics
port 1471 [is] := port 1471: csdmbase - csdmbase
port 1472 [is] := port 1472: csdm - csdm
port 1473 [is] := port 1473: openmath - OpenMath
port 1474 [is] := port 1474: telefinder - Telefinder
port 1475 [is] := port 1475: taligent-lm - Taligent License Manager
port 1476 [is] := port 1476: clvm-cfg - clvm-cfg
port 1477 [is] := port 1477: ms-sna-server - ms-sna-server
port 1478 [is] := port 1478: ms-sna-base - ms-sna-base
port 1479 [is] := port 1479: dberegister - dberegister
port 148 [is] := port 148: jargon - Jargon
port 1480 [is] := port 1480: pacerforum - PacerForum
port 1481 [is] := port 1481: airs - AIRS
port 1482 [is] := port 1482: miteksys-lm - Miteksys License Manager
port 1483 [is] := port 1483: afs - AFS License Manager
port 1484 [is] := port 1484: confluent - Confluent License Manager
port 1485 [is] := port 1485: lansource - LANSource
port 1486 [is] := port 1486: nms_topo_serv - nms_topo_serv
port 1487 [is] := port 1487: localinfosrvr - LocalInfoSrvr
port 1488 [is] := port 1488: docstor - DocStor
port 1489 [is] := port 1489: dmdocbroker - dmdocbroker
port 149 [is] := port 149: aed-512 - AED 512 Emulation Service
port 1490 [is] := port 1490: insitu-conf - insitu-conf
port 1491 [is] := port 1491: anynetgateway - anynetgateway
port 1492 [is] := port 1492: stone-design-1 - stone-design-1
port 1493 [is] := port 1493: netmap_lm - netmap_lm
port 1494 [is] := port 1494: ica - ica
port 1495 [is] := port 1495: cvc - cvc
port 1496 [is] := port 1496: liberty-lm - liberty-lm
port 1497 [is] := port 1497: rfx-lm - rfx-lm
port 1498 [is] := port 1498: sybase-sqlany - Sybase SQL Any
port 1499 [is] := port 1499: fhc - Federico Heinz Consultora
port 15 [is] := port 15: netstat - Was Netstat
port 150 [is] := port 150: sql-net - SQL-NET
port 1500 [is] := port 1500: vlsi-lm - VLSI License Manager
port 1501 [is] := port 1501: saiscm - Satellite-data Acquisition System 3
port 1502 [is] := port 1502: shivadiscovery - Shiva
port 1503 [is] := port 1503: imtc-mcs - Databeam
port 1504 [is] := port 1504: evb-elm - EVB Software Engineering License Manager
port 1505 [is] := port 1505: funkproxy - Funk Software, Inc.
port 1506 [is] := port 1506: utcd - Universal Time daemon (utcd)
port 1507 [is] := port 1507: symplex - symplex
port 1508 [is] := port 1508: diagmond - diagmond
port 1509 [is] := port 1509: robcad-lm - Robcad, Ltd. License Manager
port 151 [is] := port 151: hems - HEMS
port 1510 [is] := port 1510: mvx-lm - Midland Valley Exploration Ltd. Lic. Man.
port 1511 [is] := port 1511: 3l-l1 - 3l-l1
port 1512 [is] := port 1512: wins - Microsoft's Windows Internet Name Service
port 1513 [is] := port 1513: fujitsu-dtc - Fujitsu Systems Business of America, Inc
port 1514 [is] := port 1514: fujitsu-dtcns - Fujitsu Systems Business of America, Inc
port 1515 [is] := port 1515: ifor-protocol - ifor-protocol
port 1516 [is] := port 1516: vpad - Virtual Places Audio data
port 1517 [is] := port 1517: vpac - Virtual Places Audio control
port 1518 [is] := port 1518: vpvd - Virtual Places Video data
port 1519 [is] := port 1519: vpvc - Virtual Places Video control
port 152 [is] := port 152: bftp - Background File Transfer Program
port 1520 [is] := port 1520: atm-zip-office - atm zip office
port 1521 [is] := port 1521: ncube-lm - nCube License Manager
port 1522 [is] := port 1522: ricardo-lm - Ricardo North America License Manager
port 1523 [is] := port 1523: cichild-lm - cichild
port 1524 [is] := port 1524: ingreslock - ingres
port 1525 [is] := port 1525: prospero-np - Prospero Directory Service non-priv
port 1526 [is] := port 1526: pdap-np - Prospero Data Access Prot non-priv
port 1527 [is] := port 1527: tlisrv - oracle
port 1528 [is] := port 1528: mciautoreg - micautoreg
port 1529 [is] := port 1529: coauthor - oracle
port 153 [is] := port 153: sgmp - SGMP
port 1530 [is] := port 1530: rap-service - rap-service
port 1531 [is] := port 1531: rap-listen - rap-listen
port 1532 [is] := port 1532: miroconnect - miroconnect
port 1533 [is] := port 1533: virtual-places - Virtual Places Software
port 1534 [is] := port 1534: micromuse-lm - micromuse-lm
port 1535 [is] := port 1535: ampr-info - ampr-info
port 1536 [is] := port 1536: ampr-inter - ampr-inter
port 1537 [is] := port 1537: sdsc-lm - isi-lm
port 1538 [is] := port 1538: 3ds-lm - 3ds-lm
port 1539 [is] := port 1539: intellistor-lm - Intellistor License Manager
port 154 [is] := port 154: netsc-prod - NETSC
port 1540 [is] := port 1540: rds - rds
port 1541 [is] := port 1541: rds2 - rds2
port 1542 [is] := port 1542: gridgen-elmd - gridgen-elmd
port 1543 [is] := port 1543: simba-cs - simba-cs
port 1544 [is] := port 1544: aspeclmd - aspeclmd
port 1545 [is] := port 1545: vistium-share - vistium-share
port 1546 [is] := port 1546: abbaccuray - abbaccuray
port 1547 [is] := port 1547: laplink - laplink
port 1548 [is] := port 1548: axon-lm - Axon License Manager
port 1549 [is] := port 1549: shivahose - Shiva Hose
port 155 [is] := port 155: netsc-dev - NETSC
port 1550 [is] := port 1550: 3m-image-lm - Image Storage license manager 3M Company
port 1551 [is] := port 1551: hecmtl-db - HECMTL-DB
port 1552 [is] := port 1552: pciarray - pciarray
port 1553 [is] := port 1553: sna-cs - sna-cs
port 1554 [is] := port 1554: caci-lm - CACI Products Company License Manager
port 1555 [is] := port 1555: livelan - livelan
port 1556 [is] := port 1556: ashwin - AshWin CI Tecnologies
port 1557 [is] := port 1557: arbortext-lm - ArborText License Manager
port 1558 [is] := port 1558: xingmpeg - xingmpeg
port 1559 [is] := port 1559: web2host - web2host
port 156 [is] := port 156: sqlsrv - SQL Service
port 1560 [is] := port 1560: asci-val - asci-val
port 1561 [is] := port 1561: facilityview - facilityview
port 1562 [is] := port 1562: pconnectmgr - pconnectmgr
port 1563 [is] := port 1563: cadabra-lm - Cadabra License Manager
port 1564 [is] := port 1564: pay-per-view - Pay-Per-View
port 1565 [is] := port 1565: winddlb - WinDD
port 1566 [is] := port 1566: corelvideo - CORELVIDEO
port 1567 [is] := port 1567: jlicelmd - jlicelmd
port 1568 [is] := port 1568: tsspmap - tsspmap
port 1569 [is] := port 1569: ets - ets
port 157 [is] := port 157: knet-cmp - KNET/VM Command/Message Protocol
port 1570 [is] := port 1570: orbixd - orbixd
port 1571 [is] := port 1571: rdb-dbs-disp - Oracle Remote Data Base
port 1572 [is] := port 1572: chip-lm - Chipcom License Manager
port 1573 [is] := port 1573: itscomm-ns - itscomm-ns
port 1574 [is] := port 1574: mvel-lm - mvel-lm
port 1575 [is] := port 1575: oraclenames - oraclenames
port 1576 [is] := port 1576: moldflow-lm - moldflow-lm
port 1577 [is] := port 1577: hypercube-lm - hypercube-lm
port 1578 [is] := port 1578: jacobus-lm - Jacobus License Manager
port 1579 [is] := port 1579: ioc-sea-lm - ioc-sea-lm
port 158 [is] := port 158: pcmail-srv - PCMail Server
port 1580 [is] := port 1580: tn-tl-r1 - tn-tl-r1
port 1581 [is] := port 1581: mil-2045-47001 - MIL-2045-47001
port 1582 [is] := port 1582: msims - MSIMS
port 1583 [is] := port 1583: simbaexpress - simbaexpress
port 1584 [is] := port 1584: tn-tl-fd2 - tn-tl-fd2
port 1585 [is] := port 1585: intv - intv
port 1586 [is] := port 1586: ibm-abtact - ibm-abtact
port 1587 [is] := port 1587: pra_elmd - pra_elmd
port 1588 [is] := port 1588: triquest-lm - triquest-lm
port 1589 [is] := port 1589: vqp - VQP
port 159 [is] := port 159: nss-routing - NSS-Routing
port 1590 [is] := port 1590: gemini-lm - gemini-lm
port 1591 [is] := port 1591: ncpm-pm - ncpm-pm
port 1592 [is] := port 1592: commonspace - commonspace
port 1593 [is] := port 1593: mainsoft-lm - mainsoft-lm
port 1594 [is] := port 1594: sixtrak - sixtrak
port 1595 [is] := port 1595: radio - radio
port 1596 [is] := port 1596: radio-sm - radio-sm
port 1597 [is] := port 1597: orbplus-iiop - orbplus-iiop
port 1598 [is] := port 1598: picknfs - picknfs
port 1599 [is] := port 1599: simbaservices - simbaservices
port 160 [is] := port 160: sgmp-traps - SGMP-TRAPS
port 1600 [is] := port 1600: issd - issd
port 1602 [is] := port 1602: inspect - inspect
port 1603 [is] := port 1603: picodbc - pickodbc
port 1604 [is] := port 1604: icabrowser - icabrowser
port 1605 [is] := port 1605: slp - Salutation Manager (Salutation Protocol)
port 1606 [is] := port 1606: slm-api - Salutation Manager (SLM-API)
port 1607 [is] := port 1607: stt - stt
port 1608 [is] := port 1608: smart-lm - Smart Corp. License Manager
port 1609 [is] := port 1609: isysg-lm - isysg-lm
port 161 [is] := port 161: snmp - SNMP
port 1610 [is] := port 1610: taurus-wh - taurus-wh
port 1611 [is] := port 1611: ill - Inter Library Loan
port 1612 [is] := port 1612: netbill-trans - NetBill Transaction Server
port 1613 [is] := port 1613: netbill-keyrep - NetBill Key Repository
port 1614 [is] := port 1614: netbill-cred - NetBill Credential Server
port 1615 [is] := port 1615: netbill-auth - NetBill Authorization Server
port 1616 [is] := port 1616: netbill-prod - NetBill Product Server
port 1617 [is] := port 1617: nimrod-agent - Nimrod Inter-Agent Communication
port 1618 [is] := port 1618: skytelnet - skytelnet
port 1619 [is] := port 1619: xs-openstorage - xs-openstorage
port 162 [is] := port 162: snmptrap - SNMPTRAP
port 1620 [is] := port 1620: faxportwinport - faxportwinport
port 1621 [is] := port 1621: softdataphone - softdataphone
port 1622 [is] := port 1622: ontime - ontime
port 1623 [is] := port 1623: jaleosnd - jaleosnd
port 1624 [is] := port 1624: udp-sr-port - udp-sr-port
port 1625 [is] := port 1625: svs-omagent - svs-omagent
port 1626 [is] := port 1626: shockwave - Shockwave
port 1627 [is] := port 1627: t128-gateway - T.128 Gateway
port 1628 [is] := port 1628: lontalk-norm - LonTalk normal
port 1629 [is] := port 1629: lontalk-urgnt - LonTalk urgent
port 163 [is] := port 163: cmip-man - CMIP/TCP Manager
port 1630 [is] := port 1630: oraclenet8cman - Oracle Net8 Cman
port 1631 [is] := port 1631: visitview - Visit view
port 1632 [is] := port 1632: pammratc - PAMMRATC
port 1633 [is] := port 1633: pammrpc - PAMMRPC
port 1634 [is] := port 1634: loaprobe - Log On America Probe
port 1635 [is] := port 1635: edb-server1 - EDB Server 1
port 1636 [is] := port 1636: cncp - CableNet Control Protocol
port 16360 [is] := port 16360: netserialext1 - netserialext1
port 16361 [is] := port 16361: netserialext2 - netserialext2
port 16367 [is] := port 16367: netserialext3 - netserialext3
port 16368 [is] := port 16368: netserialext4 - netserialext4
port 1637 [is] := port 1637: cnap - CableNet Admin Protocol
port 1638 [is] := port 1638: cnip - CableNet Info Protocol
port 1639 [is] := port 1639: cert-initiator - cert-initiator
port 164 [is] := port 164: cmip-agent - CMIP/TCP Agent
port 1640 [is] := port 1640: cert-responder - cert-responder
port 1641 [is] := port 1641: invision - InVision
port 1642 [is] := port 1642: isis-am - isis-am
port 1643 [is] := port 1643: isis-ambc - isis-ambc
port 1644 [is] := port 1644: saiseh - Satellite-data Acquisition System 4
port 1645 [is] := port 1645: datametrics - datametrics
port 1646 [is] := port 1646: sa-msg-port - sa-msg-port
port 1647 [is] := port 1647: rsap - rsap
port 1648 [is] := port 1648: concurrent-lm - concurrent-lm
port 1649 [is] := port 1649: kermit - kermit
port 165 [is] := port 165: xns-courier - Xerox
port 1650 [is] := port 1650: nkd - nkd
port 1651 [is] := port 1651: shiva_confsrvr - shiva_confsrvr
port 1652 [is] := port 1652: xnmp - xnmp
port 1653 [is] := port 1653: alphatech-lm - alphatech-lm
port 1654 [is] := port 1654: stargatealerts - stargatealerts
port 1655 [is] := port 1655: dec-mbadmin - dec-mbadmin
port 1656 [is] := port 1656: dec-mbadmin-h - dec-mbadmin-h
port 1657 [is] := port 1657: fujitsu-mmpdc - fujitsu-mmpdc
port 1658 [is] := port 1658: sixnetudr - sixnetudr
port 1659 [is] := port 1659: sg-lm - Silicon Grail License Manager
port 166 [is] := port 166: s-net - Sirius Systems
port 1660 [is] := port 1660: skip-mc-gikreq - skip-mc-gikreq
port 1661 [is] := port 1661: netview-aix-1 - netview-aix-1
port 1662 [is] := port 1662: netview-aix-2 - netview-aix-2
port 1663 [is] := port 1663: netview-aix-3 - netview-aix-3
port 1664 [is] := port 1664: netview-aix-4 - netview-aix-4
port 1665 [is] := port 1665: netview-aix-5 - netview-aix-5
port 1666 [is] := port 1666: netview-aix-6 - netview-aix-6
port 1667 [is] := port 1667: netview-aix-7 - netview-aix-7
port 1668 [is] := port 1668: netview-aix-8 - netview-aix-8
port 1669 [is] := port 1669: netview-aix-9 - netview-aix-9
port 167 [is] := port 167: namp - NAMP
port 1670 [is] := port 1670: netview-aix-10 - netview-aix-10
port 1671 [is] := port 1671: netview-aix-11 - netview-aix-11
port 1672 [is] := port 1672: netview-aix-12 - netview-aix-12
port 1673 [is] := port 1673: proshare-mc-1 - Intel Proshare Multicast
port 1674 [is] := port 1674: proshare-mc-2 - Intel Proshare Multicast
port 1675 [is] := port 1675: pdp - Pacific Data Products
port 1676 [is] := port 1676: netcomm1 - netcomm1
port 1677 [is] := port 1677: groupwise - groupwise
port 1678 [is] := port 1678: prolink - prolink
port 1679 [is] := port 1679: darcorp-lm - darcorp-lm
port 168 [is] := port 168: rsvd - RSVD
port 1680 [is] := port 1680: microcom-sbp - microcom-sbp
port 1681 [is] := port 1681: sd-elmd - sd-elmd
port 1682 [is] := port 1682: lanyon-lantern - lanyon-lantern
port 1683 [is] := port 1683: ncpm-hip - ncpm-hip
port 1684 [is] := port 1684: snaresecure - SnareSecure
port 1685 [is] := port 1685: n2nremote - n2nremote
port 1686 [is] := port 1686: cvmon - cvmon
port 1687 [is] := port 1687: nsjtp-ctrl - nsjtp-ctrl
port 1688 [is] := port 1688: nsjtp-data - nsjtp-data
port 1689 [is] := port 1689: firefox - firefox
port 169 [is] := port 169: send - SEND
port 1690 [is] := port 1690: ng-umds - ng-umds
port 1691 [is] := port 1691: empire-empuma - empire-empuma
port 1692 [is] := port 1692: sstsys-lm - sstsys-lm
port 1693 [is] := port 1693: rrirtr - rrirtr
port 1694 [is] := port 1694: rrimwm - rrimwm
port 1695 [is] := port 1695: rrilwm - rrilwm
port 1696 [is] := port 1696: rrifmm - rrifmm
port 1697 [is] := port 1697: rrisat - rrisat
port 1698 [is] := port 1698: rsvp-encap-1 - RSVP-ENCAPSULATION-1
port 1699 [is] := port 1699: rsvp-encap-2 - RSVP-ENCAPSULATION-2
port 17 [is] := port 17: qotd - Quote of the Day
port 170 [is] := port 170: print-srv - Network PostScript
port 1700 [is] := port 1700: mps-raft - mps-raft
port 17007 [is] := port 17007: isode-dua - isode-dua
port 1701 [is] := port 1701: l2tp - l2tp
port 1702 [is] := port 1702: deskshare - deskshare
port 1703 [is] := port 1703: hb-engine - hb-engine
port 1704 [is] := port 1704: bcs-broker - bcs-broker
port 1705 [is] := port 1705: slingshot - slingshot
port 1706 [is] := port 1706: jetform - jetform
port 1707 [is] := port 1707: vdmplay - vdmplay
port 1708 [is] := port 1708: gat-lmd - gat-lmd
port 1709 [is] := port 1709: centra - centra
port 171 [is] := port 171: multiplex - Network Innovations Multiplex
port 1710 [is] := port 1710: impera - impera
port 1711 [is] := port 1711: pptconference - pptconference
port 1712 [is] := port 1712: registrar - resource monitoring service
port 1713 [is] := port 1713: conferencetalk - ConferenceTalk
port 1714 [is] := port 1714: sesi-lm - sesi-lm
port 1715 [is] := port 1715: houdini-lm - houdini-lm
port 1716 [is] := port 1716: xmsg - xmsg
port 1717 [is] := port 1717: fj-hdnet - fj-hdnet
port 1718 [is] := port 1718: h323gatedisc - h323gatedisc
port 1719 [is] := port 1719: h323gatestat - h323gatestat
port 172 [is] := port 172: cl/1 - Network Innovations CL/1
port 1720 [is] := port 1720: h323hostcall - h323hostcall
port 1721 [is] := port 1721: caicci - caicci
port 17219 [is] := port 17219: chipper - Chipper
port 1722 [is] := port 1722: hks-lm - HKS License Manager
port 1723 [is] := port 1723: pptp - pptp
port 1724 [is] := port 1724: csbphonemaster - csbphonemaster
port 1725 [is] := port 1725: iden-ralp - iden-ralp
port 1726 [is] := port 1726: iberiagames - IBERIAGAMES
port 1727 [is] := port 1727: winddx - winddx
port 1728 [is] := port 1728: telindus - TELINDUS
port 1729 [is] := port 1729: citynl - CityNL License Management
port 173 [is] := port 173: xyplex-mux - Xyplex
port 1730 [is] := port 1730: roketz - roketz
port 1731 [is] := port 1731: msiccp - MSICCP
port 1732 [is] := port 1732: proxim - proxim
port 1733 [is] := port 1733: siipat - SIMS - SIIPAT Protocol for Alarm Transmission
port 1734 [is] := port 1734: cambertx-lm - Camber Corporation License Management
port 1735 [is] := port 1735: privatechat - PrivateChat
port 1736 [is] := port 1736: street-stream - street-stream
port 1737 [is] := port 1737: ultimad - ultimad
port 1738 [is] := port 1738: gamegen1 - GameGen1
port 1739 [is] := port 1739: webaccess - webaccess
port 174 [is] := port 174: mailq - MAILQ
port 1740 [is] := port 1740: encore - encore
port 1741 [is] := port 1741: cisco-net-mgmt - cisco-net-mgmt
port 1742 [is] := port 1742: 3Com-nsd - 3Com-nsd
port 1743 [is] := port 1743: cinegrfx-lm - Cinema Graphics License Manager
port 1744 [is] := port 1744: ncpm-ft - ncpm-ft
port 1745 [is] := port 1745: remote-winsock - remote-winsock
port 1746 [is] := port 1746: ftrapid-1 - ftrapid-1
port 1747 [is] := port 1747: ftrapid-2 - ftrapid-2
port 1748 [is] := port 1748: oracle-em1 - oracle-em1
port 1749 [is] := port 1749: aspen-services - aspen-services
port 175 [is] := port 175: vmnet - VMNET
port 1750 [is] := port 1750: sslp - Simple Socket Library's PortMaster
port 1751 [is] := port 1751: swiftnet - SwiftNet
port 1752 [is] := port 1752: lofr-lm - Leap of Faith Research License Manager
port 1753 [is] := port 1753: translogic-lm - Translogic License Manager
port 1754 [is] := port 1754: oracle-em2 - oracle-em2
port 1755 [is] := port 1755: ms-streaming - ms-streaming
port 1756 [is] := port 1756: capfast-lmd - capfast-lmd
port 1757 [is] := port 1757: cnhrp - cnhrp
port 1758 [is] := port 1758: tftp-mcast - tftp-mcast
port 1759 [is] := port 1759: spss-lm - SPSS License Manager
port 176 [is] := port 176: genrad-mux - GENRAD-MUX
port 1760 [is] := port 1760: www-ldap-gw - www-ldap-gw
port 1761 [is] := port 1761: cft-0 - cft-0
port 1762 [is] := port 1762: cft-1 - cft-1
port 1763 [is] := port 1763: cft-2 - cft-2
port 1764 [is] := port 1764: cft-3 - cft-3
port 1765 [is] := port 1765: cft-4 - cft-4
port 1766 [is] := port 1766: cft-5 - cft-5
port 1767 [is] := port 1767: cft-6 - cft-6
port 1768 [is] := port 1768: cft-7 - cft-7
port 1769 [is] := port 1769: bmc-net-adm - bmc-net-adm
port 177 [is] := port 177: xdmcp - X Display Manager Control Protocol
port 1770 [is] := port 1770: bmc-net-svc - bmc-net-svc
port 1771 [is] := port 1771: vaultbase - vaultbase
port 1772 [is] := port 1772: essweb-gw - EssWeb Gateway
port 1773 [is] := port 1773: kmscontrol - KMSControl
port 1774 [is] := port 1774: global-dtserv - global-dtserv
port 1776 [is] := port 1776: femis - Federal Emergency Management Information System
port 1777 [is] := port 1777: powerguardian - powerguardian
port 1778 [is] := port 1778: prodigy-intrnet - prodigy-internet
port 1779 [is] := port 1779: pharmasoft - pharmasoft
port 178 [is] := port 178: nextstep - NextStep Window Server
port 1780 [is] := port 1780: dpkeyserv - dpkeyserv
port 1781 [is] := port 1781: answersoft-lm - answersoft-lm
port 1782 [is] := port 1782: hp-hcip - hp-hcip
port 1783 [is] := port 1783: fjris - Fujitsu Remote Install Service
port 1784 [is] := port 1784: finle-lm - Finle License Manager | Perlbot Eval Pastebin communication port
port 1785 [is] := port 1785: windlm - Wind River Systems License Manager
port 1786 [is] := port 1786: funk-logger - funk-logger
port 1787 [is] := port 1787: funk-license - funk-license
port 1788 [is] := port 1788: psmond - psmond
port 1789 [is] := port 1789: hello - hello
port 179 [is] := port 179: bgp - Border Gateway Protocol
port 1790 [is] := port 1790: nmsp - Narrative Media Streaming Protocol
port 1791 [is] := port 1791: ea1 - EA1
port 1792 [is] := port 1792: ibm-dt-2 - ibm-dt-2
port 1793 [is] := port 1793: rsc-robot - rsc-robot
port 1794 [is] := port 1794: cera-bcm - cera-bcm
port 1795 [is] := port 1795: dpi-proxy - dpi-proxy
port 1796 [is] := port 1796: vocaltec-admin - Vocaltec Server Administration
port 1797 [is] := port 1797: uma - UMA
port 1798 [is] := port 1798: etp - Event Transfer Protocol
port 1799 [is] := port 1799: netrisk - NETRISK
port 18 [is] := port 18: msp - Message Send Protocol
port 180 [is] := port 180: ris - Intergraph
port 1800 [is] := port 1800: ansys-lm - ANSYS-License manager
port 18000 [is] := port 18000: biimenu - Beckman Instruments, Inc.
port 1801 [is] := port 1801: msmq - Microsoft Message Que
port 1802 [is] := port 1802: concomp1 - ConComp1
port 1803 [is] := port 1803: hp-hcip-gwy - HP-HCIP-GWY
port 1804 [is] := port 1804: enl - ENL
port 1805 [is] := port 1805: enl-name - ENL-Name
port 1806 [is] := port 1806: musiconline - Musiconline
port 1807 [is] := port 1807: fhsp - Fujitsu Hot Standby Protocol
port 1808 [is] := port 1808: oracle-vp2 - Oracle-VP2
port 1809 [is] := port 1809: oracle-vp1 - Oracle-VP1
port 181 [is] := port 181: unify - Unify
port 1810 [is] := port 1810: jerand-lm - Jerand License Manager
port 1811 [is] := port 1811: scientia-sdb - Scientia-SDB
port 1812 [is] := port 1812: radius - RADIUS
port 1813 [is] := port 1813: radius-acct - RADIUS Accounting
port 1814 [is] := port 1814: tdp-suite - TDP Suite
port 1815 [is] := port 1815: mmpft - MMPFT
port 1816 [is] := port 1816: harp - HARP
port 1817 [is] := port 1817: rkb-oscs - RKB-OSCS
port 1818 [is] := port 1818: etftp - Enhanced Trivial File Transfer Protocol
port 1819 [is] := port 1819: plato-lm - Plato License Manager
port 182 [is] := port 182: audit - Unisys Audit SITP
port 1820 [is] := port 1820: mcagent - mcagent
port 1821 [is] := port 1821: donnyworld - donnyworld
port 1822 [is] := port 1822: es-elmd - es-elmd
port 1823 [is] := port 1823: unisys-lm - Unisys Natural Language License Manager
port 1824 [is] := port 1824: metrics-pas - metrics-pas
port 1825 [is] := port 1825: direcpc-video - DirecPC Video
port 1826 [is] := port 1826: ardt - ARDT
port 1827 [is] := port 1827: asi - ASI
port 1828 [is] := port 1828: itm-mcell-u - itm-mcell-u
port 1829 [is] := port 1829: optika-emedia - Optika eMedia
port 183 [is] := port 183: ocbinder - OCBinder
port 1830 [is] := port 1830: net8-cman - Oracle Net8 CMan Admin
port 1831 [is] := port 1831: myrtle - Myrtle
port 1832 [is] := port 1832: tht-treasure - ThoughtTreasure
port 1833 [is] := port 1833: udpradio - udpradio
port 1834 [is] := port 1834: ardusuni - ARDUS Unicast
port 1835 [is] := port 1835: ardusmul - ARDUS Multicast
port 1836 [is] := port 1836: ste-smsc - ste-smsc
port 1837 [is] := port 1837: csoft1 - csoft1
port 1838 [is] := port 1838: talnet - TALNET
port 1839 [is] := port 1839: netopia-vo1 - netopia-vo1
port 184 [is] := port 184: ocserver - OCServer
port 1840 [is] := port 1840: netopia-vo2 - netopia-vo2
port 1841 [is] := port 1841: netopia-vo3 - netopia-vo3
port 1842 [is] := port 1842: netopia-vo4 - netopia-vo4
port 1843 [is] := port 1843: netopia-vo5 - netopia-vo5
port 1844 [is] := port 1844: direcpc-dll - DirecPC-DLL
port 185 [is] := port 185: remote-kis - Remote-KIS
port 1850 [is] := port 1850: gsi - GSI
port 1851 [is] := port 1851: ctcd - ctcd
port 186 [is] := port 186: kis - KIS Protocol
port 1860 [is] := port 1860: sunscalar-svc - SunSCALAR Services
port 1861 [is] := port 1861: lecroy-vicp - LeCroy VICP
port 1862 [is] := port 1862: techra-server - techra-server
port 1863 [is] := port 1863: msnp - MSNP
port 1864 [is] := port 1864: paradym-31port - Paradym 31 Port
port 1865 [is] := port 1865: entp - ENTP
port 187 [is] := port 187: aci - Application Communication Interface
port 1870 [is] := port 1870: sunscalar-dns - SunSCALAR DNS Service
port 1871 [is] := port 1871: canocentral0 - Cano Central 0
port 1872 [is] := port 1872: canocentral1 - Cano Central 1
port 1873 [is] := port 1873: fjmpjps - Fjmpjps
port 1874 [is] := port 1874: fjswapsnp - Fjswapsnp
port 188 [is] := port 188: mumps - Plus Five's MUMPS
port 1881 [is] := port 1881: ibm-mqseries2 - IBM MQSeries
port 189 [is] := port 189: qft - Queued File Transport
port 1895 [is] := port 1895: vista-4gl - Vista 4GL
port 1899 [is] := port 1899: mc2studios - MC2Studios
port 19 [is] := port 19: chargen - Character Generator
port 190 [is] := port 190: gacp - Gateway Access Control Protocol
port 1901 [is] := port 1901: fjicl-tep-a - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program A
port 1902 [is] := port 1902: fjicl-tep-b - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program B
port 1903 [is] := port 1903: linkname - Local Link Name Resolution
port 1904 [is] := port 1904: fjicl-tep-c - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program C
port 1905 [is] := port 1905: sugp - Secure UP.Link Gateway Protocol
port 1906 [is] := port 1906: tpmd - TPortMapperReq
port 1907 [is] := port 1907: intrastar - IntraSTAR
port 1908 [is] := port 1908: dawn - Dawn
port 1909 [is] := port 1909: global-wlink - Global World Link
port 191 [is] := port 191: prospero - Prospero Directory Service
port 1910 [is] := port 1910: ultrabac - ultrabac
port 1911 [is] := port 1911: mtp - Starlight Networks Multimedia Transport Protocol
port 1912 [is] := port 1912: rhp-iibp - rhp-iibp
port 1913 [is] := port 1913: armadp - armadp
port 1914 [is] := port 1914: elm-momentum - Elm-Momentum
port 1915 [is] := port 1915: facelink - FACELINK
port 1916 [is] := port 1916: persona - Persoft Persona
port 1917 [is] := port 1917: noagent - nOAgent
port 1918 [is] := port 1918: can-nds - Candle Directory Service - NDS
port 1919 [is] := port 1919: can-dch - Candle Directory Service - DCH
port 192 [is] := port 192: osu-nms - OSU Network Monitoring System
port 1920 [is] := port 1920: can-ferret - Candle Directory Service - FERRET
port 1921 [is] := port 1921: noadmin - NoAdmin
port 1922 [is] := port 1922: tapestry - Tapestry
port 1923 [is] := port 1923: spice - SPICE
port 1924 [is] := port 1924: xiip - XIIP
port 193 [is] := port 193: srmp - Spider Remote Monitoring Protocol
port 194 [is] := port 194: irc - Internet Relay Chat Protocol
port 19410 [is] := port 19410: hp-sco - hp-sco
port 19411 [is] := port 19411: hp-sca - hp-sca
port 1944 [is] := port 1944: close-combat - close-combat
port 1945 [is] := port 1945: dialogic-elmd - dialogic-elmd
port 1946 [is] := port 1946: tekpls - tekpls
port 1947 [is] := port 1947: hlserver - hlserver
port 1948 [is] := port 1948: eye2eye - eye2eye
port 1949 [is] := port 1949: ismaeasdaqlive - ISMA Easdaq Live
port 195 [is] := port 195: dn6-nlm-aud - DNSIX Network Level Module Audit
port 1950 [is] := port 1950: ismaeasdaqtest - ISMA Easdaq Test
port 1951 [is] := port 1951: bcs-lmserver - bcs-lmserver
port 1952 [is] := port 1952: mpnjsc - mpnjsc
port 1953 [is] := port 1953: rapidbase - Rapid Base
port 19541 [is] := port 19541: jcp - JCP Client
port 196 [is] := port 196: dn6-smm-red - DNSIX Session Mgt Module Audit Redir
port 1964 [is] := port 1964: solid-e-engine - SOLID E ENGINE
port 1965 [is] := port 1965: tivoli-npm - Tivoli NPM
port 1966 [is] := port 1966: slush - Slush
port 1967 [is] := port 1967: sns-quote - SNS Quote
port 197 [is] := port 197: dls - Directory Location Service
port 1972 [is] := port 1972: intersys-cache - Cache
port 1973 [is] := port 1973: dlsrap - Data Link Switching Remote Access Protocol
port 1975 [is] := port 1975: tcoflashagent - TCO Flash Agent
port 1976 [is] := port 1976: tcoregagent - TCO Reg Agent
port 1977 [is] := port 1977: tcoaddressbook - TCO Address Book
port 198 [is] := port 198: dls-mon - Directory Location Service Monitor
port 1981 [is] := port 1981: shockrave - Shockrave TROJAN
port 1984 [is] := port 1984: bb - BB
port 1985 [is] := port 1985: hsrp - Hot Standby Router Protocol
port 1986 [is] := port 1986: licensedaemon - cisco license management
port 1987 [is] := port 1987: tr-rsrb-p1 - cisco RSRB Priority 1 port
port 1988 [is] := port 1988: tr-rsrb-p2 - cisco RSRB Priority 2 port
port 1989 [is] := port 1989: tr-rsrb-p3 - cisco RSRB Priority 3 port (or mshnet - MHSnet System)
port 199 [is] := port 199: smux - SMUX
port 1990 [is] := port 1990: stun-p1 - cisco STUN Priority 1 port
port 1991 [is] := port 1991: stun-p2 - cisco STUN Priority 2 port
port 1992 [is] := port 1992: stun-p3 - cisco STUN Priority 3 port (or IPsendmsg)
port 1993 [is] := port 1993: snmp-tcp-port - cisco SNMP TCP port
port 1994 [is] := port 1994: stun-port - cisco serial tunnel port
port 1995 [is] := port 1995: perf-port - cisco perf port
port 1996 [is] := port 1996: tr-rsrb-port - cisco Remote SRB port
port 1997 [is] := port 1997: gdp-port - cisco Gateway Discovery Protocol
port 1998 [is] := port 1998: x25-svc-port - cisco X.25 service (XOT)
port 1999 [is] := port 1999: tcp-id-port - cisco identification port
port 2 [is] := port 2: compressnet - Management Utility
port 20 [is] := port 20: ftp-data - File Transfer [Default Data]
port 200 [is] := port 200: src - IBM System Resource Controller
port 2000 [is] := port 2000: callbook - callbook
port 20000 [is] := port 20000: dnp - DNP (or Millennium TROJAN)
port 2001 [is] := port 2001: dc - dc
port 2002 [is] := port 2002: globe - globe
port 2004 [is] := port 2004: mailbox - mailbox
port 2005 [is] := port 2005: berknet - berknet
port 2006 [is] := port 2006: invokator - invokator
port 2007 [is] := port 2007: dectalk - dectalk
port 2008 [is] := port 2008: conf - conf
port 2009 [is] := port 2009: news - news
port 201 [is] := port 201: at-rtmp - AppleTalk Routing Maintenance
port 2010 [is] := port 2010: search - search
port 2011 [is] := port 2011: raid-cc - raid
port 2012 [is] := port 2012: ttyinfo - ttyinfo
port 2013 [is] := port 2013: raid-am - raid-am
port 2014 [is] := port 2014: troff - troff
port 2015 [is] := port 2015: cypress - cypress
port 2016 [is] := port 2016: bootserver - bootserver
port 2017 [is] := port 2017: cypress-stat - cypress-stat
port 2018 [is] := port 2018: terminaldb - terminaldb
port 2019 [is] := port 2019: whosockami - whosockami
port 202 [is] := port 202: at-nbp - AppleTalk Name Binding
port 2020 [is] := port 2020: xinupageserver - xinupageserver
port 2021 [is] := port 2021: servexec - servexec
port 2022 [is] := port 2022: down - down
port 2023 [is] := port 2023: xinuexpansion3 - xinuexpansion3
port 2024 [is] := port 2024: xinuexpansion4 - xinuexpansion4
port 2025 [is] := port 2025: ellpack - ellpack
port 2026 [is] := port 2026: scrabble - scrabble
port 2027 [is] := port 2027: shadowserver - shadowserver
port 2028 [is] := port 2028: submitserver - submitserver
port 203 [is] := port 203: at-3 - AppleTalk Unused
port 2030 [is] := port 2030: device2 - device2
port 2032 [is] := port 2032: blackboard - blackboard
port 2033 [is] := port 2033: glogger - glogger
port 2034 [is] := port 2034: scoremgr - scoremgr
port 2035 [is] := port 2035: imsldoc - imsldoc
port 2038 [is] := port 2038: objectmanager - objectmanager
port 204 [is] := port 204: at-echo - AppleTalk Echo
port 2040 [is] := port 2040: lam - lam
port 2041 [is] := port 2041: interbase - interbase
port 2042 [is] := port 2042: isis - isis
port 2043 [is] := port 2043: isis-bcast - isis-bcast
port 2044 [is] := port 2044: rimsl - rimsl
port 2045 [is] := port 2045: cdfunc - cdfunc
port 2046 [is] := port 2046: sdfunc - sdfunc
port 2047 [is] := port 2047: dls - dls
port 2048 [is] := port 2048: dls-monitor - dls-monitor
port 2049 [is] := port 2049: nfs - Network File System (or Sun Microsystems or shilp)
port 205 [is] := port 205: at-5 - AppleTalk Unused
port 206 [is] := port 206: at-zis - AppleTalk Zone Information
port 2065 [is] := port 2065: dlsrpn - Data Link Switch Read Port Number
port 2067 [is] := port 2067: dlswpn - Data Link Switch Write Port Number
port 20670 [is] := port 20670: track - Track
port 207 [is] := port 207: at-7 - AppleTalk Unused
port 208 [is] := port 208: at-8 - AppleTalk Unused
port 209 [is] := port 209: qmtp - The Quick Mail Transfer Protocol
port 2090 [is] := port 2090: lrp - Load Report Protocol
port 2091 [is] := port 2091: prp - PRP
port 2092 [is] := port 2092: descent3 - Descent 3
port 2093 [is] := port 2093: nbx-cc - NBX CC
port 2094 [is] := port 2094: nbx-au - NBX AU
port 2095 [is] := port 2095: nbx-ser - NBX SER
port 2096 [is] := port 2096: nbx-dir - NBX DIR
port 2097 [is] := port 2097: jetformpreview - Jet Form Preview
port 2098 [is] := port 2098: dialog-port - Dialog Port
port 2099 [is] := port 2099: h2250-annex-g - H.225.0 Annex G
port 21 [is] := port 21: ftp - File Transfer [Control]
port 210 [is] := port 210: z39.50 - ANSI Z39.50
port 2100 [is] := port 2100: amiganetfs - amiganetfs
port 2101 [is] := port 2101: rtcm-sc104 - rtcm-sc104
port 2102 [is] := port 2102: zephyr-srv - Zephyr server
port 2103 [is] := port 2103: zephyr-clt - Zephyr serv-hm connection
port 2104 [is] := port 2104: zephyr-hm - Zephyr hostmanager
port 2105 [is] := port 2105: minipay - MiniPay
port 2106 [is] := port 2106: mzap - MZAP
port 2107 [is] := port 2107: bintec-admin - BinTec Admin
port 2108 [is] := port 2108: comcam - Comcam
port 2109 [is] := port 2109: ergolight - Ergolight
port 211 [is] := port 211: 914c/g - Texas Instruments 914C/G Terminal
port 212 [is] := port 212: anet - ATEXSSTR
port 213 [is] := port 213: ipx - IPX
port 214 [is] := port 214: vmpwscs - VM PWSCS
port 215 [is] := port 215: softpc - Insignia Solutions
port 21554 [is] := port 21554: girlfriend - Girlfriend TROJAN
port 216 [is] := port 216: CAIlic - Computer Associates Int'l License Server
port 217 [is] := port 217: dbase - dBASE Unix
port 218 [is] := port 218: mpp - Netix Message Posting Protocol
port 2180 [is] := port 2180: mc-gt-srv - Millicent Vendor Gateway Server
port 21845 [is] := port 21845: webphone - webphone
port 21846 [is] := port 21846: netspeak-is - NetSpeak Corp. Directory Services
port 21847 [is] := port 21847: netspeak-cs - NetSpeak Corp. Connection Services
port 21848 [is] := port 21848: netspeak-acd - NetSpeak Corp. Automatic Call Distribution
port 21849 [is] := port 21849: netspeak-cps - NetSpeak Corp. Credit Processing System
port 219 [is] := port 219: uarps - Unisys ARPs
port 22 [is] := port 22: ssh - SSH Remote Login Protocol
port 220 [is] := port 220: imap3 - Interactive Mail Access Protocol v3
port 2200 [is] := port 2200: ici - ICI
port 22000 [is] := port 22000: snapenetio - SNAPenetIO
port 22001 [is] := port 22001: optocontrol - OptoControl
port 2201 [is] := port 2201: ats - Advanced Training System Program
port 2202 [is] := port 2202: imtc-map - Int. Multimedia Teleconferencing Cosortium
port 221 [is] := port 221: fln-spx - Berkeley rlogind with SPX auth
port 2213 [is] := port 2213: kali - Kali
port 222 [is] := port 222: rsh-spx - Berkeley rshd with SPX auth (possible conflict with Masqdialer)
port 2220 [is] := port 2220: ganymede - Ganymede
port 2221 [is] := port 2221: rockwell-csp1 - Rockwell CSP1
port 2222 [is] := port 2222: rockwell-csp2 - Rockwell CSP2
port 2223 [is] := port 2223: rockwell-csp3 - Rockwell CSP3
port 22273 [is] := port 22273: wnn6 - wnn6
port 223 [is] := port 223: cdc - Certificate Distribution Center
port 2232 [is] := port 2232: ivs-video - IVS Video default
port 2233 [is] := port 2233: infocrypt - INFOCRYPT
port 2234 [is] := port 2234: directplay - DirectPlay
port 2235 [is] := port 2235: sercomm-wlink - Sercomm-WLink
port 2236 [is] := port 2236: nani - Nani
port 2237 [is] := port 2237: optech-port1-lm - Optech Port1 License Manager
port 2238 [is] := port 2238: aviva-sna - AVIVA SNA SERVER
port 2239 [is] := port 2239: imagequery - Image Query
port 224 [is] := port 224: masqdialer - masqdialer
port 2240 [is] := port 2240: recipe - RECIPe
port 2241 [is] := port 2241: ivsd - IVS Daemon
port 2242 [is] := port 2242: foliocorp - Folio Remote Server
port 2243 [is] := port 2243: magicom - Magicom Protocol
port 2244 [is] := port 2244: nmsserver - NMS Server
port 2245 [is] := port 2245: hao - HaO
port 225 [is] := port 225: - Reserved
port 22555 [is] := port 22555: vocaltec-wconf - Vocaltec Web Conference
port 226 [is] := port 226: - Reserved
port 227 [is] := port 227: - Reserved
port 2279 [is] := port 2279: xmquery - xmquery
port 228 [is] := port 228: - Reserved
port 2280 [is] := port 2280: lnvpoller - LNVPOLLER
port 22800 [is] := port 22800: aws-brf - Telerate Information Platform LAN
port 2281 [is] := port 2281: lnvconsole - LNVCONSOLE
port 2282 [is] := port 2282: lnvalarm - LNVALARM
port 2283 [is] := port 2283: lnvstatus - LNVSTATUS
port 2284 [is] := port 2284: lnvmaps - LNVMAPS
port 2285 [is] := port 2285: lnvmailmon - LNVMAILMON
port 2286 [is] := port 2286: nas-metering - NAS-Metering
port 2287 [is] := port 2287: dna - DNA
port 2288 [is] := port 2288: netml - NETML
port 229 [is] := port 229: - Reserved
port 2294 [is] := port 2294: konshus-lm - Konshus License Manager (FLEX)
port 2295 [is] := port 2295: advant-lm - Advant License Manager
port 22951 [is] := port 22951: brf-gw - Telerate Information Platform WAN
port 2296 [is] := port 2296: theta-lm - Theta License Manager (Rainbow)
port 2297 [is] := port 2297: d2k-datamover1 - D2K DataMover 1
port 2298 [is] := port 2298: d2k-datamover2 - D2K DataMover 2
port 2299 [is] := port 2299: pc-telecommute - PC Telecommute
port 23 [is] := port 23: telnet - Telnet
port 230 [is] := port 230: - Reserved
port 2300 [is] := port 2300: cvmmon - CVMMON
port 2301 [is] := port 2301: cpq-wbem - Compaq HTTP
port 2302 [is] := port 2302: binderysupport - Bindery Support
port 2303 [is] := port 2303: proxy-gateway - Proxy Gateway
port 2304 [is] := port 2304: attachmate-uts - Attachmate UTS
port 2305 [is] := port 2305: mt-scaleserver - MT ScaleServer
port 2306 [is] := port 2306: tappi-boxnet - TAPPI BoxNet
port 2307 [is] := port 2307: pehelp - pehelp
port 2308 [is] := port 2308: sdhelp - sdhelp
port 2309 [is] := port 2309: sdserver - SD Server
port 231 [is] := port 231: - Reserved
port 2310 [is] := port 2310: sdclient - SD Client
port 2311 [is] := port 2311: messageservice - Message Service
port 2313 [is] := port 2313: iapp - IAPP (Inter Access Point Protocol)
port 2314 [is] := port 2314: cr-websystems - CR WebSystems
port 2315 [is] := port 2315: precise-sft - Precise Sft.
port 2316 [is] := port 2316: sent-lm - SENT License Manager
port 2317 [is] := port 2317: attachmate-g32 - Attachmate G32
port 2318 [is] := port 2318: cadencecontrol - Cadence Control
port 2319 [is] := port 2319: infolibria - InfoLibria
port 232 [is] := port 232: - Reserved
port 2320 [is] := port 2320: siebel-ns - Siebel NS
port 2321 [is] := port 2321: rdlap - RDLAP over UDP
port 2322 [is] := port 2322: ofsd - ofsd
port 2323 [is] := port 2323: 3d-nfsd - 3d-nfsd
port 2324 [is] := port 2324: cosmocall - Cosmocall
port 2325 [is] := port 2325: designspace-lm - Design Space License Management
port 2326 [is] := port 2326: idcp - IDCP
port 2327 [is] := port 2327: xingcsm - xingcsm
port 2328 [is] := port 2328: netrix-sftm - Netrix SFTM
port 2329 [is] := port 2329: nvd - NVD
port 233 [is] := port 233: - Reserved
port 2330 [is] := port 2330: tscchat - TSCCHAT
port 2331 [is] := port 2331: agentview - AGENTVIEW
port 2332 [is] := port 2332: rcc-host - RCC Host
port 2333 [is] := port 2333: snapp - SNAPP
port 2334 [is] := port 2334: ace-client - ACE Client Auth
port 2335 [is] := port 2335: ace-proxy - ACE Proxy
port 2336 [is] := port 2336: appleugcontrol - Apple UG Control
port 2337 [is] := port 2337: ideesrv - ideesrv
port 2338 [is] := port 2338: norton-lambert - Norton Lambert
port 2339 [is] := port 2339: 3com-webview - 3Com WebView
port 234 [is] := port 234: - Reserved
port 2340 [is] := port 2340: wrs_registry - WRS Registry
port 2341 [is] := port 2341: xiostatus - XIO Status
port 2342 [is] := port 2342: manage-exec - Seagate Manage Exec
port 2343 [is] := port 2343: nati-logos - nati logos
port 2344 [is] := port 2344: fcmsys - fcmsys
port 2345 [is] := port 2345: dbm - dbm
port 2346 [is] := port 2346: redstorm_join - Game Connection Port
port 2347 [is] := port 2347: redstorm_find - Game Announcement and Location
port 2348 [is] := port 2348: redstorm_info - Information to query for game status
port 2349 [is] := port 2349: redstorm_diag - Diagnostics Port
port 235 [is] := port 235: - Reserved
port 2350 [is] := port 2350: psbserver - psbserver
port 2351 [is] := port 2351: psrserver - psrserver
port 2352 [is] := port 2352: pslserver - pslserver
port 2353 [is] := port 2353: pspserver - pspserver
port 2354 [is] := port 2354: psprserver - psprserver
port 2355 [is] := port 2355: psdbserver - psdbserver
port 2356 [is] := port 2356: gxtelmd - GXT License Managemant
port 2357 [is] := port 2357: unihub-server - UniHub Server
port 2358 [is] := port 2358: futrix - Futrix
port 2359 [is] := port 2359: flukeserver - FlukeServer
port 236 [is] := port 236: - Reserved
port 2360 [is] := port 2360: nexstorindltd - NexstorIndLtd
port 2361 [is] := port 2361: tl1 - TL1
port 237 [is] := port 237: - Reserved
port 238 [is] := port 238: - Reserved
port 2381 [is] := port 2381: compaq-https - Compaq HTTPS
port 2389 [is] := port 2389: ovsessionmgr - OpenView Session Mgr
port 239 [is] := port 239: - Reserved
port 2390 [is] := port 2390: rsmtp - RSMTP
port 2391 [is] := port 2391: 3com-net-mgmt - 3COM Net Management
port 2392 [is] := port 2392: tacticalauth - Tactical Auth
port 2393 [is] := port 2393: ms-olap1 - MS OLAP 1
port 2394 [is] := port 2394: ms-olap2 - MS OLAP 2
port 2395 [is] := port 2395: lan900_remote - LAN900 Remote
port 2396 [is] := port 2396: wusage - Wusage
port 2397 [is] := port 2397: ncl - NCL
port 2398 [is] := port 2398: orbiter - Orbiter
port 2399 [is] := port 2399: fmpro-fdal - FileMaker, Inc. - Data Access Layer
port 24 [is] := port 24: - any private mail system
port 240 [is] := port 240: - Reserved
port 2400 [is] := port 2400: opequus-server - OpEquus Server
port 24000 [is] := port 24000: med-ltp - med-ltp
port 24001 [is] := port 24001: med-fsp-rx - med-fsp-rx
port 24002 [is] := port 24002: med-fsp-tx - med-fsp-tx
port 24003 [is] := port 24003: med-supp - med-supp
port 24004 [is] := port 24004: med-ovw - med-ovw
port 24005 [is] := port 24005: med-ci - med-ci
port 24006 [is] := port 24006: med-net-svc - med-net-svc
port 2401 [is] := port 2401: cvspserver - cvspserver
port 2402 [is] := port 2402: taskmaster2000 - TaskMaster 2000 Server
port 2403 [is] := port 2403: taskmaster2000 - TaskMaster 2000 Web
port 2404 [is] := port 2404: iec870-5-104 - IEC870-5-104
port 2405 [is] := port 2405: trc-netpoll - TRC Netpoll
port 2406 [is] := port 2406: jediserver - JediServer
port 2407 [is] := port 2407: orion - Orion
port 2408 [is] := port 2408: optimanet - OptimaNet
port 2409 [is] := port 2409: sns-protocol - SNS Protocol
port 241 [is] := port 241: - Reserved
port 2410 [is] := port 2410: vrts-registry - VRTS Registry
port 2411 [is] := port 2411: netwave-ap-mgmt - Netwave AP Management
port 2412 [is] := port 2412: cdn - CDN
port 2413 [is] := port 2413: orion-rmi-reg - orion-rmi-reg
port 2414 [is] := port 2414: interlingua - Interlingua
port 2415 [is] := port 2415: comtest - COMTEST
port 2416 [is] := port 2416: rmtserver - RMT Server
port 2417 [is] := port 2417: composit-server - Composit Server
port 2418 [is] := port 2418: cas - cas
port 2419 [is] := port 2419: attachmate-s2s - Attachmate S2S
port 242 [is] := port 242: direct - Direct
port 2420 [is] := port 2420: dslremote-mgmt - DSL Remote Management
port 2421 [is] := port 2421: g-talk - G-Talk
port 2422 [is] := port 2422: crmsbits - CRMSBITS
port 2423 [is] := port 2423: rnrp - RNRP
port 2424 [is] := port 2424: kofax-svr - KOFAX-SVR
port 2425 [is] := port 2425: fjitsuappmgr - Fujitsu App Manager
port 2426 [is] := port 2426: applianttcp - Appliant TCP
port 2427 [is] := port 2427: stgcp - Simple telephony Gateway Control Protocol
port 2428 [is] := port 2428: ott - One Way Trip Time
port 2429 [is] := port 2429: ft-role - FT-ROLE
port 243 [is] := port 243: sur-meas - Survey Measurement
port 2430 [is] := port 2430: venus - venus
port 2431 [is] := port 2431: venus-se - venus-se
port 2432 [is] := port 2432: codasrv - codasrv
port 2433 [is] := port 2433: codasrv-se - codasrv-se
port 2434 [is] := port 2434: pxc-epmap - pxc-epmap
port 2435 [is] := port 2435: optilogic - OptiLogic
port 2436 [is] := port 2436: topx - TOP/X
port 2437 [is] := port 2437: unicontrol - UniControl
port 2438 [is] := port 2438: msp - MSP
port 24386 [is] := port 24386: intel_rci - Intel RCI
port 2439 [is] := port 2439: sybasedbsynch - SybaseDBSynch
port 244 [is] := port 244: dayna - Dayna
port 2440 [is] := port 2440: spearway - Spearway Lockers
port 2441 [is] := port 2441: pvsw-inet - pvsw-inet
port 2442 [is] := port 2442: netangel - Netangel
port 2443 [is] := port 2443: powerclientcsf - PowerClient Central Storage Facility
port 2444 [is] := port 2444: btpp2sectrans - BT PP2 Sectrans
port 2445 [is] := port 2445: dtn1 - DTN1
port 2446 [is] := port 2446: bues_service - bues_service
port 2447 [is] := port 2447: ovwdb - OpenView NNM daemon
port 2448 [is] := port 2448: hpppssvr - hpppsvr
port 2449 [is] := port 2449: ratl - RATL
port 245 [is] := port 245: link - LINK
port 2450 [is] := port 2450: netadmin - netadmin
port 2451 [is] := port 2451: netchat - netchat
port 2452 [is] := port 2452: snifferclient - SnifferClient
port 2453 [is] := port 2453: madge-om - madge-om
port 2454 [is] := port 2454: indx-dds - IndX-DDS
port 2455 [is] := port 2455: wago-io-system - WAGO-IO-SYSTEM
port 2456 [is] := port 2456: altav-remmgt - altav-remmgt
port 2457 [is] := port 2457: rapido-ip - Rapido_IP
port 2458 [is] := port 2458: griffin - griffin
port 2459 [is] := port 2459: community - Community
port 246 [is] := port 246: dsp3270 - Display Systems Protocol
port 2460 [is] := port 2460: ms-theater - ms-theater
port 2461 [is] := port 2461: qadmifoper - qadmifoper
port 2462 [is] := port 2462: qadmifevent - qadmifevent
port 2463 [is] := port 2463: symbios-raid - Symbios Raid
port 2464 [is] := port 2464: direcpc-si - DirecPC SI
port 2465 [is] := port 2465: lbm - Load Balance Management
port 2466 [is] := port 2466: lbf - Load Balance Forwarding
port 2467 [is] := port 2467: high-criteria - High Criteria
port 2468 [is] := port 2468: qip_msgd - qip_msgd
port 2469 [is] := port 2469: mti-tcs-comm - MTI-TCS-COMM
port 247 [is] := port 247: subntbcst_tftp - SUBNTBCST_TFTP
port 2470 [is] := port 2470: taskman_port - taskman port
port 2471 [is] := port 2471: seaodbc - SeaODBC
port 2472 [is] := port 2472: c3 - C3
port 2473 [is] := port 2473: aker-cdp - Aker-cdp
port 2474 [is] := port 2474: vitalanalysis - Vital Analysis
port 2475 [is] := port 2475: ace-server - ACE Server
port 2476 [is] := port 2476: ace-svr-prop - ACE Server Propagation
port 2477 [is] := port 2477: ssm-cvs - SecurSight Certificate Valifation Service
port 2478 [is] := port 2478: ssm-cssps - SecurSight Authentication Server (SLL)
port 2479 [is] := port 2479: ssm-els - SecurSight Event Logging Server (SSL)
port 248 [is] := port 248: bhfhs - bhfhs
port 2480 [is] := port 2480: lingwood - Lingwood's Detail
port 2481 [is] := port 2481: giop - Oracle GIOP
port 2482 [is] := port 2482: giop-ssl - Oracle GIOP SSL
port 2483 [is] := port 2483: ttc - Oracle TTC
port 2484 [is] := port 2484: ttc-ssl - Oracle TTC SSL
port 2485 [is] := port 2485: netobjects1 - Net Objects1
port 2486 [is] := port 2486: netobjects2 - Net Objects2
port 2487 [is] := port 2487: pns - Policy Notice Service
port 2488 [is] := port 2488: moy-corp - Moy Corporation
port 2489 [is] := port 2489: tsilb - TSILB
port 249 [is] := port 249: - Reserved
port 2490 [is] := port 2490: qip_qdhcp - qip_qdhcp
port 2491 [is] := port 2491: conclave-cpp - Conclave CPP
port 2492 [is] := port 2492: groove - GROOVE
port 2493 [is] := port 2493: talarian-mqs - Talarian MQS
port 2494 [is] := port 2494: bmc-ar - BMC AR
port 2495 [is] := port 2495: fast-rem-serv - Fast Remote Services
port 2496 [is] := port 2496: dirgis - DIRGIS
port 2497 [is] := port 2497: quaddb - Quad DB
port 2498 [is] := port 2498: odn-castraq - ODN-CasTraq
port 2499 [is] := port 2499: unicontrol - UniControl
port 25 [is] := port 25: smtp - Simple Mail Transfer
port 250 [is] := port 250: - Reserved
port 2500 [is] := port 2500: rtsserv - Resource Tracking system server
port 25000 [is] := port 25000: icl-twobase1 - icl-twobase1
port 25001 [is] := port 25001: icl-twobase2 - icl-twobase2
port 25002 [is] := port 25002: icl-twobase3 - icl-twobase3
port 25003 [is] := port 25003: icl-twobase4 - icl-twobase4
port 25004 [is] := port 25004: icl-twobase5 - icl-twobase5
port 25005 [is] := port 25005: icl-twobase6 - icl-twobase6
port 25006 [is] := port 25006: icl-twobase7 - icl-twobase7
port 25007 [is] := port 25007: icl-twobase8 - icl-twobase8
port 25008 [is] := port 25008: icl-twobase9 - icl-twobase9
port 25009 [is] := port 25009: icl-twobase10 - icl-twobase10
port 2501 [is] := port 2501: rtsclient - Resource Tracking system client
port 2502 [is] := port 2502: kentrox-prot - Kentrox Protocol
port 2503 [is] := port 2503: nms-dpnss - NMS-DPNSS
port 2504 [is] := port 2504: wlbs - WLBS
port 2505 [is] := port 2505: torque-traffic - torque-traffic
port 2506 [is] := port 2506: jbroker - jbroker
port 2507 [is] := port 2507: spock - spock
port 2508 [is] := port 2508: datastore - datastore
port 2509 [is] := port 2509: fjmpss - fjmpss
port 251 [is] := port 251: - Reserved
port 2510 [is] := port 2510: fjappmgrbulk - fjappmgrbulk
port 2511 [is] := port 2511: metastorm - Metastorm
port 2512 [is] := port 2512: citrixima - Citrix IMA
port 2513 [is] := port 2513: citrixadmin - Citrix ADMIN
port 2514 [is] := port 2514: facsys-ntp - Facsys NTP
port 2515 [is] := port 2515: facsys-router - Facsys Router
port 2516 [is] := port 2516: maincontrol - Main Control
port 2517 [is] := port 2517: call-sig-trans - H.323 Annex E call signaling transport
port 2518 [is] := port 2518: willy - Willy
port 2519 [is] := port 2519: globmsgsvc - globmsgsvc
port 252 [is] := port 252: - Reserved
port 2520 [is] := port 2520: pvsw - pvsw
port 2521 [is] := port 2521: adaptecmgr - Adaptec Manager
port 2522 [is] := port 2522: windb - WinDb
port 2523 [is] := port 2523: qke-llc-v3 - Qke LLC V.3
port 2524 [is] := port 2524: optiwave-lm - Optiwave License Management
port 2525 [is] := port 2525: ms-v-worlds - MS V-Worlds
port 2526 [is] := port 2526: ema-sent-lm - EMA License Manager
port 2527 [is] := port 2527: iqserver - IQ Server
port 2528 [is] := port 2528: ncr_ccl - NCR CCL
port 2529 [is] := port 2529: utsftp - UTS FTP
port 253 [is] := port 253: - Reserved
port 2530 [is] := port 2530: vrcommerce - VR Commerce
port 2531 [is] := port 2531: ito-e-gui - ITO-E GUI
port 2532 [is] := port 2532: ovtopmd - OVTOPMD
port 2533 [is] := port 2533: snifferserver - SnifferServer
port 2534 [is] := port 2534: combox-web-acc - Combox Web Access
port 2535 [is] := port 2535: mdhcp - MDHCP
port 2536 [is] := port 2536: btpp2audctr1 - btpp2audctr1
port 2537 [is] := port 2537: upgrade - Upgrade Protocol
port 2538 [is] := port 2538: vnwk-prapi - vnwk-prapi
port 2539 [is] := port 2539: vsiadmin - VSI Admin
port 254 [is] := port 254: - Reserved
port 2540 [is] := port 2540: lonworks - LonWorks
port 2541 [is] := port 2541: lonworks2 - LonWorks2
port 2542 [is] := port 2542: davinci - daVinci
port 2543 [is] := port 2543: reftek - REFTEK
port 2544 [is] := port 2544: novell-zen - Novell ZEN
port 2545 [is] := port 2545: sis-emt - sis-emt
port 2546 [is] := port 2546: vytalvaultbrtp - vytalvaultbrtp
port 2547 [is] := port 2547: vytalvaultvsmp - vytalvaultvsmp
port 2548 [is] := port 2548: vytalvaultpipe - vytalvaultpipe
port 2549 [is] := port 2549: ipass - IPASS
port 255 [is] := port 255: - Reserved
port 2550 [is] := port 2550: ads - ADS
port 2551 [is] := port 2551: isg-uda-server - ISG UDA Server
port 2552 [is] := port 2552: call-logging - Call Logging
port 2553 [is] := port 2553: efidiningport - efidiningport
port 2554 [is] := port 2554: vcnet-link-v10 - VCnet-Link v10
port 2555 [is] := port 2555: compaq-wcp - Compaq WCP
port 2556 [is] := port 2556: nicetec-nmsvc - nicetec-nmsvc
port 2557 [is] := port 2557: nicetec-mgmt - nicetec-mgmt
port 2558 [is] := port 2558: pclemultimedia - PCLE Multi Media
port 2559 [is] := port 2559: lstp - LSTP
port 256 [is] := port 256: rap - RAP
port 2560 [is] := port 2560: labrat - labrat
port 2561 [is] := port 2561: mosaixcc - MosaixCC
port 2562 [is] := port 2562: delibo - Delibo
port 2563 [is] := port 2563: cti-redwood - CTI Redwood
port 2564 [is] := port 2564: hp-3000-telnet - HP 3000 NS/VT block mode telnet
port 2565 [is] := port 2565: coord-svr - Coordinator Server
port 2566 [is] := port 2566: pcs-pcw - pcs-pcw
port 2567 [is] := port 2567: clp - Cisco Line Protocol
port 2568 [is] := port 2568: spamtrap - SPAM TRAP
port 2569 [is] := port 2569: sonuscallsig - Sonus Call Signal
port 257 [is] := port 257: set - Secure Electronic Transaction
port 2570 [is] := port 2570: hs-port - HS Port
port 2571 [is] := port 2571: cecsvc - CECSVC
port 2572 [is] := port 2572: ibp - IBP
port 2573 [is] := port 2573: trustestablish - Trust Establish
port 2574 [is] := port 2574: blockade-bpsp - Blockade BPSP
port 2575 [is] := port 2575: hl7 - HL7
port 2576 [is] := port 2576: tclprodebugger - TCL Pro Debugger
port 2577 [is] := port 2577: scipticslsrvr - Scriptics Lsrvr
port 2578 [is] := port 2578: rvs-isdn-dcp - RVS ISDN DCP
port 2579 [is] := port 2579: mpfoncl - mpfoncl
port 25793 [is] := port 25793: vocaltec-hos - Vocaltec Address Server
port 258 [is] := port 258: yak-chat - Yak Winsock Personal Chat
port 2580 [is] := port 2580: tributary - Tributary
port 2581 [is] := port 2581: argis-te - ARGIS TE
port 2582 [is] := port 2582: argis-ds - ARGIS DS
port 2583 [is] := port 2583: mon - MON
port 2584 [is] := port 2584: cyaserv - cyaserv
port 2585 [is] := port 2585: netx-server - NETX Server
port 2586 [is] := port 2586: netx-agent - NETX Agent
port 2587 [is] := port 2587: masc - MASC
port 2588 [is] := port 2588: privilege - Privilege
port 2589 [is] := port 2589: quartus-tcl - quartus tcl
port 259 [is] := port 259: esro-gen - Efficient Short Remote Operations
port 2590 [is] := port 2590: idotdist - idotdist
port 2591 [is] := port 2591: maytagshuffle - Maytag Shuffle
port 2592 [is] := port 2592: netrek - netrek
port 2593 [is] := port 2593: mns-mail - MNS Mail Notice Service
port 2594 [is] := port 2594: dts - Data Base Server
port 2595 [is] := port 2595: worldfusion1 - World Fusion 1
port 2596 [is] := port 2596: worldfusion2 - World Fusion 2
port 2597 [is] := port 2597: homesteadglory - Homestead Glory
port 2598 [is] := port 2598: citriximaclient - Citrix MA Client
port 2599 [is] := port 2599: meridiandata - Meridian Data
port 260 [is] := port 260: openport - Openport
port 2600 [is] := port 2600: hpstgmgr - HPSTGMGR
port 26000 [is] := port 26000: quake - quake
port 2601 [is] := port 2601: discp-client - discp client
port 2602 [is] := port 2602: discp-server - discp server
port 2603 [is] := port 2603: servicemeter - Service Meter
port 2604 [is] := port 2604: nsc-ccs - NSC CCS
port 2605 [is] := port 2605: nsc-posa - NSC POSA
port 2606 [is] := port 2606: netmon - Dell Netmon
port 2607 [is] := port 2607: connection - Dell Connection
port 2608 [is] := port 2608: wag-service - Wag Service
port 2609 [is] := port 2609: system-monitor - System Monitor
port 261 [is] := port 261: nsiiops - IIOP Name Service over TLS/SSL
port 2610 [is] := port 2610: versa-tek - VersaTek
port 2611 [is] := port 2611: lionhead - LIONHEAD
port 2612 [is] := port 2612: qpasa-agent - Qpasa Agent
port 2613 [is] := port 2613: smntubootstrap - SMNTUBootstrap
port 2614 [is] := port 2614: neveroffline - Never Off Line
port 2615 [is] := port 2615: firepower - firepower
port 2616 [is] := port 2616: appswitch-emp - appswitch-emp
port 2617 [is] := port 2617: cmadmin - Clinical Context Managers
port 2618 [is] := port 2618: priority-e-com - Priority E-Com
port 2619 [is] := port 2619: bruce - bruce
port 262 [is] := port 262: arcisdms - Arcisdms
port 2620 [is] := port 2620: lpsrecommender - LPSRecommender
port 26208 [is] := port 26208: wnn6-ds - wnn6-ds
port 2621 [is] := port 2621: miles-apart - Miles Apart Jukebox Server
port 2622 [is] := port 2622: metricadbc - MetricaDBC
port 2623 [is] := port 2623: lmdp - LMDP
port 2624 [is] := port 2624: aria - Aria
port 2625 [is] := port 2625: blwnkl-port - Blwnkl Port
port 2626 [is] := port 2626: gbjd816 - gbjd816
port 2627 [is] := port 2627: moshebeeri - Moshe Beeri
port 2628 [is] := port 2628: dict - DICT
port 2629 [is] := port 2629: sitaraserver - Sitara Server
port 263 [is] := port 263: hdap - HDAP
port 2630 [is] := port 2630: sitaramgmt - Sitara Management
port 2631 [is] := port 2631: sitaradir - Sitara Dir
port 2632 [is] := port 2632: irdg-post - IRdg Post
port 2633 [is] := port 2633: interintelli - InterIntelli
port 2634 [is] := port 2634: pk-electronics - PK Electronics
port 2635 [is] := port 2635: backburner - Back Burner
port 2636 [is] := port 2636: solve - Solve
port 2637 [is] := port 2637: imdocsvc - Import Document Service
port 2638 [is] := port 2638: sybaseanywhere - Sybase Anywhere
port 2639 [is] := port 2639: aminet - AMInet
port 264 [is] := port 264: bgmp - BGMP
port 2640 [is] := port 2640: sai_sentlm - Sabbagh Associates Licence Manager
port 2641 [is] := port 2641: hdl-srv - HDL Server
port 2642 [is] := port 2642: tragic - Tragic
port 2643 [is] := port 2643: gte-samp - GTE-SAMP
port 2644 [is] := port 2644: travsoft-ipx-t - Travsoft IPX Tunnel
port 2645 [is] := port 2645: novell-ipx-cmd - Novell IPX CMD
port 2646 [is] := port 2646: and-lm - AND Licence Manager
port 2647 [is] := port 2647: syncserver - SyncServer
port 2648 [is] := port 2648: upsnotifyprot - Upsnotifyprot
port 2649 [is] := port 2649: vpsipport - VPSIPPORT
port 2650 [is] := port 2650: eristwoguns - eristwoguns
port 2651 [is] := port 2651: ebinsite - EBInSite
port 2652 [is] := port 2652: interpathpanel - InterPathPanel
port 2653 [is] := port 2653: sonus - Sonus
port 2654 [is] := port 2654: corel_vncadmin - Corel VNC Admin
port 2655 [is] := port 2655: unglue - UNIX Nt Glue
port 2656 [is] := port 2656: kana - Kana
port 2657 [is] := port 2657: sns-dispatcher - SNS Dispatcher
port 2658 [is] := port 2658: sns-admin - SNS Admin
port 2659 [is] := port 2659: sns-query - SNS Query
port 2660 [is] := port 2660: gcmonitor - GC Monitor
port 2661 [is] := port 2661: olhost - OLHOST
port 2662 [is] := port 2662: bintec-capi - BinTec-CAPI
port 2663 [is] := port 2663: bintec-tapi - BinTec-TAPI
port 2664 [is] := port 2664: command-mq-gm - Command MQ GM
port 2665 [is] := port 2665: command-mq-pm - Command MQ PM
port 2666 [is] := port 2666: extensis - extensis
port 2667 [is] := port 2667: alarm-clock-s - Alarm Clock Server
port 2668 [is] := port 2668: alarm-clock-c - Alarm Clock Client
port 2669 [is] := port 2669: toad - TOAD
port 2670 [is] := port 2670: tve-announce - TVE Announce
port 2671 [is] := port 2671: newlixreg - newlixreg
port 2672 [is] := port 2672: nhserver - nhserver
port 2673 [is] := port 2673: firstcall42 - First Call 42
port 2674 [is] := port 2674: ewnn - ewnn
port 2675 [is] := port 2675: ttc-etap - TTC ETAP
port 2676 [is] := port 2676: simslink - SIMSLink
port 2677 [is] := port 2677: gadgetgate1way - Gadget Gate 1 Way
port 2678 [is] := port 2678: gadgetgate2way - Gadget Gate 2 Way
port 2679 [is] := port 2679: syncserverssl - Sync Server SSL
port 2680 [is] := port 2680: pxc-sapxom - pxc-sapxom
port 2681 [is] := port 2681: mpnjsomb - mpnjsomb
port 2682 [is] := port 2682: srsp - SRSP
port 2683 [is] := port 2683: ncdloadbalance - NCDLoadBalance
port 2684 [is] := port 2684: mpnjsosv - mpnjsosv
port 2685 [is] := port 2685: mpnjsocl - mpnjsocl
port 2686 [is] := port 2686: mpnjsomg - mpnjsomg
port 2687 [is] := port 2687: pq-lic-mgmt - pq-lic-mgmt
port 2688 [is] := port 2688: md-cg-http - md-cf-http
port 2689 [is] := port 2689: fastlynx - FastLynx
port 2690 [is] := port 2690: hp-nnm-data - HP NNM Embedded Database
port 2691 [is] := port 2691: itinternet - IT Internet
port 2692 [is] := port 2692: admins-lms - Admins LMS
port 2693 [is] := port 2693: belarc-http - belarc-http
port 2694 [is] := port 2694: pwrsevent - pwrsevent
port 2695 [is] := port 2695: vspread - VSPREAD
port 2696 [is] := port 2696: unifyadmin - Unify Admin
port 2697 [is] := port 2697: oce-snmp-trap - Oce SNMP Trap Port
port 2698 [is] := port 2698: mck-ivpip - MCK-IVPIP
port 2699 [is] := port 2699: csoft-plusclnt - Csoft Plus Client
port 27 [is] := port 27: nsw-fe - NSW User System FE
port 2700 [is] := port 2700: tqdata - tqdata
port 27000 [is] := port 27000: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27001 [is] := port 27001: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27002 [is] := port 27002: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27003 [is] := port 27003: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27004 [is] := port 27004: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27005 [is] := port 27005: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27006 [is] := port 27006: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27007 [is] := port 27007: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27008 [is] := port 27008: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 27009 [is] := port 27009: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)
port 2701 [is] := port 2701: sms-rcinfo - SMS RCINFO
port 2702 [is] := port 2702: sms-xfer - SMS XFER
port 2703 [is] := port 2703: sms-chat - SMS CHAT
port 2704 [is] := port 2704: sms-remctrl - SMS REMCTRL
port 2705 [is] := port 2705: sds-admin - SDS Admin
port 2706 [is] := port 2706: ncdmirroring - NCD Mirroring
port 2707 [is] := port 2707: emcsymapiport - EMCSYMAPIPORT
port 2708 [is] := port 2708: banyan-net - Banyan-Net
port 2709 [is] := port 2709: supermon - Supermon
port 2710 [is] := port 2710: sso-service - SSO Service
port 2711 [is] := port 2711: sso-control - SSO Control
port 2712 [is] := port 2712: aocp - Axapta Object Communication Protocol
port 2713 [is] := port 2713: raven1 - Raven1
port 2714 [is] := port 2714: raven2 - Raven2
port 2715 [is] := port 2715: hpstgmgr2 - HPSTGMGR2
port 2716 [is] := port 2716: inova-ip-disco - Inova IP Disco
port 2784 [is] := port 2784: www-dev - world wide web - development
port 2785 [is] := port 2785: aic-np - aic-np
port 2786 [is] := port 2786: aic-oncrpc - aic-oncrpc - Destiny MCD database
port 2787 [is] := port 2787: piccolo - piccolo - Cornerstone Software
port 2788 [is] := port 2788: fryeserv - NetWare Loadable Module - Seagate Software
port 2789 [is] := port 2789: media-agent - Media Agent
port 27999 [is] := port 27999: tw-auth-key - TW Authentication/Key Distribution and
port 280 [is] := port 280: http-mgmt - http-mgmt
port 281 [is] := port 281: personal-link - Personal Link
port 282 [is] := port 282: cableport-ax - Cable Port A/X
port 2828 [is] := port 2828: itm-lm - ITM License Manager
port 283 [is] := port 283: rescap - rescap
port 29 [is] := port 29: msg-icp - MSG ICP
port 2908 [is] := port 2908: mao - mao
port 2909 [is] := port 2909: funk-dialout - Funk Dialout
port 2910 [is] := port 2910: tdaccess - TDAccess
port 2911 [is] := port 2911: blockade - Blockade
port 2912 [is] := port 2912: epicon - Epicon
port 2913 [is] := port 2913: boosterware - Booster Ware
port 2914 [is] := port 2914: gamelobby - Game Lobby
port 2915 [is] := port 2915: tksocket - TK Socket
port 2916 [is] := port 2916: elvin_server - Elvin Server
port 2917 [is] := port 2917: elvin_client - Elvin Client
port 2918 [is] := port 2918: kastenchasepad - Kasten Chase Pad
port 2971 [is] := port 2971: netclip - Net Clip
port 2972 [is] := port 2972: pmsm-webrctl - PMSM Webrctl
port 2973 [is] := port 2973: svnetworks - SV Networks
port 2974 [is] := port 2974: signal - Signal
port 2975 [is] := port 2975: fjmpcm - Fujitsu Configuration Management Service
port 2976 [is] := port 2976: cns-srv-port - CNS Server Port
port 2977 [is] := port 2977: ttc-etap-ns - TTCs Enterprise Test Access Protocol - NS
port 2978 [is] := port 2978: ttc-etap-ds - TTCs Enterprise Test Access Protocol - DS
port 2979 [is] := port 2979: h263-video - H.263 Video Streaming
port 2980 [is] := port 2980: wimd - Instant Messaging Service
port 2981 [is] := port 2981: mylxamport - MYLXAMPORT
port 2989 [is] := port 2989: rat - Rat TROJAN
port 2998 [is] := port 2998: realsecure - Real Secure
port 3 [is] := port 3: compressnet - Compression Process
port 3000 [is] := port 3000: hbci - HBCI (or remoteware-cl - RemoteWare Client)
port 3001 [is] := port 3001: redwood-broker - Redwood Broker
port 3002 [is] := port 3002: remoteware-srv - RemoteWare Server (or EXLM Agent)
port 3003 [is] := port 3003: cgms - CGMS
port 3004 [is] := port 3004: csoftragent - Csoft Agent
port 3005 [is] := port 3005: geniuslm - Genius License Manager
port 3006 [is] := port 3006: ii-admin - Instant Internet Admin
port 3007 [is] := port 3007: lotusmtap - Lotus Mail Tracking Agent Protocol
port 3008 [is] := port 3008: midnight-tech - Midnight Technologies
port 3009 [is] := port 3009: pxc-ntfy - PXC-NTFY
port 3010 [is] := port 3010: gw - Telerate Workstation
port 3011 [is] := port 3011: trusted-web - Trusted Web
port 3012 [is] := port 3012: twsdss - Trusted Web Client
port 3013 [is] := port 3013: gilatskysurfer - Gilat Sky Surfer
port 3014 [is] := port 3014: broker_service - Broker Service
port 3015 [is] := port 3015: nati-dstp - NATI DSTP
port 3016 [is] := port 3016: notify_srvr - Notify Server
port 3017 [is] := port 3017: event_listener - Event Listener
port 3018 [is] := port 3018: srvc_registry - Service Registry
port 3019 [is] := port 3019: resource_mgr - Resource Manager
port 3020 [is] := port 3020: cifs - CIFS
port 3021 [is] := port 3021: agriserver - AGRI Server
port 3022 [is] := port 3022: csregagent - CSREGAGENT
port 3023 [is] := port 3023: magicnotes - magicnotes
port 3024 [is] := port 3024: nds_sso - NDS_SSO
port 3025 [is] := port 3025: arepa-raft - Arepa Raft
port 3026 [is] := port 3026: agri-gateway - AGRI Gateway
port 3027 [is] := port 3027: LiebDevMgmt_C - LiebDevMgmt_C
port 3028 [is] := port 3028: LiebDevMgmt_DM - LiebDevMgmt_DM
port 3029 [is] := port 3029: LiebDevMgmt_A - LiebDevMgmt_A
port 3030 [is] := port 3030: arepa-cas - Arepa Cas
port 3031 [is] := port 3031: agentvu - AgentVU
port 3032 [is] := port 3032: redwood-chat - Redwood Chat
port 3033 [is] := port 3033: pdb - PDB
port 3034 [is] := port 3034: osmosis-aeea - Osmosis AEEA
port 3035 [is] := port 3035: fjsv-gssagt - FJSV gssagt
port 3036 [is] := port 3036: hagel-dump - Hagel DUMP
port 3037 [is] := port 3037: hp-san-mgmt - HP SAN Mgmt
port 3038 [is] := port 3038: santak-ups - Santak UPS
port 3039 [is] := port 3039: cogitate - Cogitate, Inc.
port 3040 [is] := port 3040: tomato-springs - Tomato Springs
port 3041 [is] := port 3041: di-traceware - di-traceware
port 3042 [is] := port 3042: journee - journee
port 3043 [is] := port 3043: brp - BRP
port 3044 [is] := port 3044: msexch-routing - msexch-routing
port 3045 [is] := port 3045: responsenet - ResponseNet
port 3046 [is] := port 3046: di-ase - di-ase
port 3047 [is] := port 3047: hlserver - Fast Security HL Server
port 3048 [is] := port 3048: pctrader - Sierra Net PC Trader
port 3049 [is] := port 3049: nsws - NSWS
port 3050 [is] := port 3050: gds_db - gds_db
port 3051 [is] := port 3051: galaxy-server - Galaxy Server
port 3052 [is] := port 3052: apcpcns - APCPCNS
port 3053 [is] := port 3053: dsom-server - dsom-server
port 3054 [is] := port 3054: amt-cnf-prot - AMT CNF PROT
port 3055 [is] := port 3055: policyserver - Policy Server
port 3056 [is] := port 3056: cdl-server - CDL Server
port 3057 [is] := port 3057: goahead-fldup - GoAhead FldUp
port 3058 [is] := port 3058: videobeans - videobeans
port 3059 [is] := port 3059: qsoft - qsoft
port 3060 [is] := port 3060: interserver - interserver
port 3061 [is] := port 3061: cautcpd - cautcpd
port 3062 [is] := port 3062: ncacn-ip-tcp - ncacn-ip-tcp
port 3063 [is] := port 3063: ncadg-ip-udp - ncadg-ip-udp
port 308 [is] := port 308: novastorbakcup - Novastor Backup
port 3080 [is] := port 3080: stm_pproc - stm_pproc
port 309 [is] := port 309: entrusttime - EntrustTime
port 31 [is] := port 31: msg-auth - MSG Authentication
port 310 [is] := port 310: bhmds - bhmds
port 3105 [is] := port 3105: cardbox - Cardbox
port 3106 [is] := port 3106: cardbox-http - Cardbox HTTP
port 311 [is] := port 311: asip-webadmin - AppleShare IP WebAdmin
port 312 [is] := port 312: vslmp - VSLMP
port 313 [is] := port 313: magenta-logic - Magenta Logic
port 3130 [is] := port 3130: icpv2 - ICPv2
port 3131 [is] := port 3131: netbookmark - Net Book Mark
port 31337 [is] := port 31337: bo - Back Orifice TROJAN (or Netpatch TROJAN)
port 31338 [is] := port 31338: deepbo - Deep Back Orifice TROJAN
port 314 [is] := port 314: opalis-robot - Opalis Robot
port 3141 [is] := port 3141: vmodem - VMODEM
port 3142 [is] := port 3142: rdc-wh-eos - RDC WH EOS
port 3143 [is] := port 3143: seaview - Sea View
port 3144 [is] := port 3144: tarantella - Tarantella
port 3145 [is] := port 3145: csi-lfap - CSI-LFAP
port 3147 [is] := port 3147: rfio - RFIO
port 3148 [is] := port 3148: nm-game-admin - NetMike Game Administrator
port 3149 [is] := port 3149: nm-game-server - NetMike Game Server
port 315 [is] := port 315: dpsi - DPSI
port 3150 [is] := port 3150: nm-asses-admin - NetMike Assessor Administrator
port 3151 [is] := port 3151: nm-assessor - NetMike Assessor
port 316 [is] := port 316: decauth - decAuth
port 317 [is] := port 317: zannet - Zannet
port 318 [is] := port 318: pkix-timestamp - PKIX TimeStamp
port 3180 [is] := port 3180: mc-brk-srv - Millicent Broker Server
port 3181 [is] := port 3181: bmcpatrolagent - BMC Patrol Agent
port 3182 [is] := port 3182: bmcpatrolrnvu - BMC Patrol Rendezvous
port 319 [is] := port 319: ptp-event - PTP Event
port 320 [is] := port 320: ptp-general - PTP General
port 321 [is] := port 321: pip - PIP
port 322 [is] := port 322: rtsps - RTSPS
port 3264 [is] := port 3264: ccmail - cc:mail/lotus
port 3265 [is] := port 3265: altav-tunnel - Altav Tunnel
port 3266 [is] := port 3266: ns-cfg-server - NS CFG Server
port 3267 [is] := port 3267: ibm-dial-out - IBM Dial Out
port 3268 [is] := port 3268: msft-gc - Microsoft Global Catalog
port 3269 [is] := port 3269: msft-gc-ssl - Microsoft Global Catalog with LDAP/SSL
port 3270 [is] := port 3270: verismart - Verismart
port 3271 [is] := port 3271: csoft-prev - CSoft Prev Port
port 3272 [is] := port 3272: user-manager - Fujitsu User Manager
port 3273 [is] := port 3273: sxmp - Simple Extensible Multiplexed Protocol
port 3274 [is] := port 3274: ordinox-server - Ordinox Server
port 3275 [is] := port 3275: samd - SAMD
port 3276 [is] := port 3276: maxim-asics - Maxim ASICs
port 32768 [is] := port 32768: filenet-tms - Filenet TMS
port 32769 [is] := port 32769: filenet-rpc - Filenet RPC
port 3277 [is] := port 3277: awg-proxy - AWG Proxy
port 32770 [is] := port 32770: filenet-nch - Filenet NCH
port 3278 [is] := port 3278: lkcmserver - LKCM Server
port 3279 [is] := port 3279: admind - admind
port 3280 [is] := port 3280: vs-server - VS Server
port 3281 [is] := port 3281: sysopt - SYSOPT
port 3282 [is] := port 3282: datusorb - Datusorb
port 3283 [is] := port 3283: net-assistant - Net Assistant
port 3284 [is] := port 3284: 4talk - 4Talk
port 3285 [is] := port 3285: plato - Plato
port 3286 [is] := port 3286: e-net - E-Net
port 3287 [is] := port 3287: directvdata - DIRECTVDATA
port 3288 [is] := port 3288: cops - COPS
port 3289 [is] := port 3289: enpc - ENPC
port 3290 [is] := port 3290: caps-lm - CAPS LOGISTICS TOOLKIT - LM
port 3291 [is] := port 3291: sah-lm - S A Holditch & Associates - LM
port 3292 [is] := port 3292: cart-o-rama - Cart O Rama
port 3293 [is] := port 3293: fg-fps - fg-fps
port 3294 [is] := port 3294: fg-gip - fg-gip
port 3295 [is] := port 3295: dyniplookup - Dynamic IP Lookup
port 3296 [is] := port 3296: rib-slm - Rib License Manager
port 3297 [is] := port 3297: cytel-lm - Cytel License Manager
port 3298 [is] := port 3298: transview - Transview
port 3299 [is] := port 3299: pdrncs - pdrncs
port 33 [is] := port 33: dsp - Display Support Protocol
port 3300 [is] := port 3300: sap r/3 - SAP R/3 (unauthorized use)
port 3301 [is] := port 3301: sap r/3 - SAP R/3 (unauthorized use)
port 3302 [is] := port 3302: mcs-fastmail - MCS Fastmail
port 3303 [is] := port 3303: opsession-clnt - OP Session Client
port 3304 [is] := port 3304: opsession-srvr - OP Session Server
port 3305 [is] := port 3305: odette-ftp - ODETTE-FTP
port 3306 [is] := port 3306: mysql - MySQL
port 3307 [is] := port 3307: opsession-prxy - OP Session Proxy
port 3308 [is] := port 3308: tns-server - TNS Server
port 3309 [is] := port 3309: tns-adv - TNS ADV
port 3310 [is] := port 3310: dyna-access - Dyna Access
port 3311 [is] := port 3311: mcns-tel-ret - MCNS Tel Ret
port 3312 [is] := port 3312: appman-server - Application Management Server
port 3313 [is] := port 3313: uorb - Unify Object Broker
port 3314 [is] := port 3314: uohost - Unify Object Host
port 3315 [is] := port 3315: cdid - CDID
port 3316 [is] := port 3316: aicc-cmi - AICC/CMI
port 3317 [is] := port 3317: vsaiport - VSAI PORT
port 3318 [is] := port 3318: ssrip - Swith to Swith Routing Information Protocol
port 3319 [is] := port 3319: sdt-lmd - SDT License Manager
port 3320 [is] := port 3320: officelink2000 - Office Link 2000
port 3321 [is] := port 3321: vnsstr - VNSSTR
port 3322 [is] := port 3322: active-net - Active Networks
port 3323 [is] := port 3323: active-net - Active Networks
port 3324 [is] := port 3324: active-net - Active Networks
port 3325 [is] := port 3325: active-net - Active Networks
port 3326 [is] := port 3326: sftu - SFTU
port 3327 [is] := port 3327: bbars - BBARS
port 3328 [is] := port 3328: egptlm - Eaglepoint License Manager
port 3329 [is] := port 3329: hp-device-disc - HP Device Disc
port 3330 [is] := port 3330: mcs-calypsoicf - MCS Calypso ICF
port 3331 [is] := port 3331: mcs-messaging - MCS Messaging
port 3332 [is] := port 3332: mcs-mailsvr - MCS Mail Server
port 3333 [is] := port 3333: dec-notes - DEC Notes
port 3334 [is] := port 3334: directv-web - Direct TV Webcasting
port 3335 [is] := port 3335: directv-soft - Direct TV Software Updates
port 3336 [is] := port 3336: directv-tick - Direct TV Tickers
port 3337 [is] := port 3337: directv-catlg - Direct TV Data Catalog
port 3338 [is] := port 3338: anet-b - OMF data b
port 3339 [is] := port 3339: anet-l - OMF data l
port 3340 [is] := port 3340: anet-m - OMF data m
port 3341 [is] := port 3341: anet-h - OMF data h
port 3342 [is] := port 3342: webtie - WebTIE
port 3343 [is] := port 3343: ms-cluster-net - MS Cluster Net
port 33434 [is] := port 33434: traceroute - traceroute use
port 3344 [is] := port 3344: bnt-manager - BNT Manager
port 3345 [is] := port 3345: influence - Influence
port 3346 [is] := port 3346: trnsprntproxy - Trnsprnt Proxy
port 3347 [is] := port 3347: phoenix-rpc - Phoenix RPC
port 3348 [is] := port 3348: pangolin-laser - Pangolin Laser
port 3349 [is] := port 3349: chevinservices - Chevin Services
port 3350 [is] := port 3350: findviatv - FINDVIATV
port 3351 [is] := port 3351: btrieve - BTRIEVE
port 3352 [is] := port 3352: ssql - SSQL
port 3353 [is] := port 3353: fatpipe - FATPIPE
port 3354 [is] := port 3354: suitjd - SUITJD
port 3355 [is] := port 3355: ordinox-dbase - Ordinox Dbase
port 3356 [is] := port 3356: upnotifyps - UPNOTIFYPS
port 3357 [is] := port 3357: adtech-test - Adtech Test IP
port 3358 [is] := port 3358: mpsysrmsvr - Mp Sys Rmsvr
port 3359 [is] := port 3359: wg-netforce - WG NetForce
port 3360 [is] := port 3360: kv-server - KV Server
port 3361 [is] := port 3361: kv-agent - KV Agent
port 3362 [is] := port 3362: dj-ilm - DJ ILM
port 3363 [is] := port 3363: nati-vi-server - NATI Vi Server
port 3364 [is] := port 3364: creativeserver - Creative Server
port 3365 [is] := port 3365: contentserver - Content Server
port 3366 [is] := port 3366: creativepartnr - Creative Partner
port 3371 [is] := port 3371: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link
port 3372 [is] := port 3372: tip2 - TIP 2
port 3373 [is] := port 3373: lavenir-lm - Lavenir License Manager
port 3374 [is] := port 3374: cluster-disc - Cluster Disc
port 3375 [is] := port 3375: vsnm-agent - VSNM Agent
port 3376 [is] := port 3376: cdborker - CD Broker
port 3377 [is] := port 3377: cogsys-lm - Cogsys Network License Manager
port 3378 [is] := port 3378: wsicopy - WSICOPY
port 3379 [is] := port 3379: socorfs - SOCORFS
port 3380 [is] := port 3380: sns-channels - SNS Channels
port 3381 [is] := port 3381: geneous - Geneous
port 3382 [is] := port 3382: fujitsu-neat - Fujitsu Network Enhanced Antitheft function
port 3383 [is] := port 3383: esp-lm - Enterprise Software Products License Manager
port 3384 [is] := port 3384: hp-clic - Cluster Management Services
port 3385 [is] := port 3385: qnxnetman - qnxnetman
port 3386 [is] := port 3386: gprs-data - GPRS Data
port 3387 [is] := port 3387: backroomnet - Back Room Net
port 3388 [is] := port 3388: cbserver - CB Server
port 3389 [is] := port 3389: ms-wbt-server - MS WBT Server
port 3390 [is] := port 3390: dsc - Distributed Service Coordinator
port 3391 [is] := port 3391: savant - SAVANT
port 3392 [is] := port 3392: efi-lm - EFI License Management
port 3393 [is] := port 3393: d2k-tapestry1 - D2K Tapestry Client to Server
port 3394 [is] := port 3394: d2k-tapestry2 - D2K Tapestry Server to Server
port 3395 [is] := port 3395: dyna-lm - Dyna License Manager (Elam)
port 3396 [is] := port 3396: printer_agent - Printer Agent
port 3397 [is] := port 3397: cloanto-lm - Cloanto License Manager
port 3398 [is] := port 3398: mercantile - Mercantile
port 3399 [is] := port 3399: csms - CSMS
port 3400 [is] := port 3400: csms2 - CSMS2
port 3401 [is] := port 3401: filecast - filecast
port 3421 [is] := port 3421: bmap - Bull Apprise portmapper
port 344 [is] := port 344: pdap - Prospero Data Access Protocol
port 345 [is] := port 345: pawserv - Perf Analysis Workbench
port 3454 [is] := port 3454: mira - Apple Remote Access Protocol
port 3455 [is] := port 3455: prsvp - RSVP Port
port 3456 [is] := port 3456: vat - VAT default data
port 3457 [is] := port 3457: vat-control - VAT default control
port 3458 [is] := port 3458: d3winosfi - D3WinOsfi
port 3459 [is] := port 3459: integral - Integral
port 346 [is] := port 346: zserv - Zebra server
port 3460 [is] := port 3460: edm-manager - EDM Manger
port 3461 [is] := port 3461: edm-stager - EDM Stager
port 3462 [is] := port 3462: edm-std-notify - EDM STD Notify
port 3463 [is] := port 3463: edm-adm-notify - EDM ADM Notify
port 3464 [is] := port 3464: edm-mgr-sync - EDM MGR Sync
port 3465 [is] := port 3465: edm-mgr-cntrl - EDM MGR Cntrl
port 3466 [is] := port 3466: workflow - WORKFLOW
port 3467 [is] := port 3467: rcst - RCST
port 3468 [is] := port 3468: ttcmremotectrl - TTCM Remote Controll
port 3469 [is] := port 3469: pluribus - Pluribus
port 347 [is] := port 347: fatserv - Fatmen Server
port 3470 [is] := port 3470: jt400 - jt400
port 3471 [is] := port 3471: jt400-ssl - jt400-ssl
port 348 [is] := port 348: csi-sgwp - Cabletron Management Protocol
port 349 [is] := port 349: mftp - mftp
port 35 [is] := port 35: - any private printer server
port 350 [is] := port 350: matip-type-a - MATIP Type A
port 351 [is] := port 351: bhoetty - bhoetty
port 352 [is] := port 352: bhoedap4 - bhoedap4
port 353 [is] := port 353: ndsauth - NDSAUTH
port 354 [is] := port 354: bh611 - bh611
port 355 [is] := port 355: datex-asn - DATEX-ASN
port 356 [is] := port 356: cloanto-net-1 - Cloanto Net 1
port 3563 [is] := port 3563: watcomdebug - Watcom Debug
port 357 [is] := port 357: bhevent - bhevent
port 358 [is] := port 358: shrinkwrap - Shrinkwrap
port 359 [is] := port 359: tenebris_nts - Tenebris Network Trace Service
port 360 [is] := port 360: scoi2odialog - scoi2odialog
port 361 [is] := port 361: semantix - Semantix
port 362 [is] := port 362: srssend - SRS Send
port 363 [is] := port 363: rsvp_tunnel - RSVP Tunnel
port 364 [is] := port 364: aurora-cmgr - Aurora CMGR
port 365 [is] := port 365: dtk - DTK
port 366 [is] := port 366: odmr - ODMR
port 367 [is] := port 367: mortgageware - MortgageWare
port 3672 [is] := port 3672: harlequinorb - harlequinorb
port 368 [is] := port 368: qbikgdp - QbikGDP
port 36865 [is] := port 36865: kastenxpipe - KastenX Pipe
port 369 [is] := port 369: rpc2portmap - rpc2portmap
port 37 [is] := port 37: time - Time
port 370 [is] := port 370: codaauth2 - codaauth2
port 371 [is] := port 371: clearcase - Clearcase
port 372 [is] := port 372: ulistproc - ListProcessor
port 373 [is] := port 373: legent-1 - Legent Corporation
port 374 [is] := port 374: legent-2 - Legent Corporation
port 375 [is] := port 375: hassle - Hassle
port 376 [is] := port 376: nip - Amiga Envoy Network Inquiry Proto
port 377 [is] := port 377: tnETOS - NEC Corporation
port 378 [is] := port 378: dsETOS - NEC Corporation
port 379 [is] := port 379: is99c - TIA/EIA/IS-99 modem client
port 38 [is] := port 38: rap - Route Access Protocol
port 380 [is] := port 380: is99s - TIA/EIA/IS-99 modem server
port 381 [is] := port 381: hp-collector - hp performance data collector
port 382 [is] := port 382: hp-managed-node - hp performance data managed node
port 383 [is] := port 383: hp-alarm-mgr - hp performance data alarm manager
port 384 [is] := port 384: arns - A Remote Network Server System
port 385 [is] := port 385: ibm-app - IBM Application
port 386 [is] := port 386: asa - ASA Message Router Object Def.
port 387 [is] := port 387: aurp - Appletalk Update-Based Routing Pro.
port 388 [is] := port 388: unidata-ldm - Unidata LDM Version 4
port 389 [is] := port 389: ldap - Lightweight Directory Access Protocol
port 39 [is] := port 39: rlp - Resource Location Protocol
port 390 [is] := port 390: uis - UIS
port 3900 [is] := port 3900: udt_os - Unidata UDT OS
port 391 [is] := port 391: synotics-relay - SynOptics SNMP Relay Port
port 392 [is] := port 392: synotics-broker - SynOptics Port Broker Port
port 393 [is] := port 393: dis - Data Interpretation System
port 394 [is] := port 394: embl-ndt - EMBL Nucleic Data Transfer
port 395 [is] := port 395: netcp - NETscout Control Protocol
port 396 [is] := port 396: netware-ip - Novell Netware over IP
port 397 [is] := port 397: mptn - Multi Protocol Trans. Net.
port 398 [is] := port 398: kryptolan - Kryptolan
port 3984 [is] := port 3984: mapper-nodemgr - MAPPER network node manager
port 3985 [is] := port 3985: mapper-mapethd - MAPPER TCP/IP server
port 3986 [is] := port 3986: mapper-ws_ethd - MAPPER workstation server
port 3987 [is] := port 3987: centerline - Centerline
port 399 [is] := port 399: iso-tsap-c2 - ISO Transport Class 2 Non-Control over TCP
port 400 [is] := port 400: work-sol - Workstation Solutions
port 4000 [is] := port 4000: terabase - Terabase (or ICQ)
port 4001 [is] := port 4001: newoak - NewOak
port 4002 [is] := port 4002: pxc-spvr-ft - pxc-spvr-ft
port 4003 [is] := port 4003: pxc-splr-ft - pxc-splr-ft
port 4004 [is] := port 4004: pxc-roid - pxc-roid
port 4005 [is] := port 4005: pxc-pin - pxc-pin
port 4006 [is] := port 4006: pxc-spvr - pxc-spvr
port 4007 [is] := port 4007: pxc-splr - pxc-splr
port 4008 [is] := port 4008: netcheque - NetCheque accounting
port 4009 [is] := port 4009: chimera-hwm - Chimera HWM
port 401 [is] := port 401: ups - Uninterruptible Power Supply
port 4010 [is] := port 4010: samsung-unidex - Samsung Unidex
port 4011 [is] := port 4011: altserviceboot - Alternate Service Boot
port 4012 [is] := port 4012: pda-gate - PDA Gate
port 4013 [is] := port 4013: acl-manager - ACL Manager
port 4014 [is] := port 4014: taiclock - TAICLOCK
port 4015 [is] := port 4015: talarian-mcast1 - Talarian Mcast
port 4016 [is] := port 4016: talarian-mcast2 - Talarian Mcast
port 4017 [is] := port 4017: talarian-mcast3 - Talarian Mcast
port 4018 [is] := port 4018: talarian-mcast4 - Talarian Mcast
port 4019 [is] := port 4019: talarian-mcast5 - Talarian Mcast
port 402 [is] := port 402: genie - Genie Protocol
port 403 [is] := port 403: decap - decap
port 404 [is] := port 404: nced - nced
port 40421 [is] := port 40421: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN
port 40422 [is] := port 40422: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN
port 40423 [is] := port 40423: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN
port 40424 [is] := port 40424: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN
port 40425 [is] := port 40425: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN
port 405 [is] := port 405: ncld - ncld
port 406 [is] := port 406: imsp - Interactive Mail Support Protocol
port 407 [is] := port 407: timbuktu - Timbuktu
port 408 [is] := port 408: prm-sm - Prospero Resource Manager Sys. Man.
port 409 [is] := port 409: prm-nm - Prospero Resource Manager Node Man.
port 4096 [is] := port 4096: bre - BRE (Bridge Relay Element)
port 4097 [is] := port 4097: patrolview - Patrol View
port 4098 [is] := port 4098: drmsfsd - drmsfsd
port 4099 [is] := port 4099: dpcp - DPCP
port 41 [is] := port 41: graphics - Graphics
port 410 [is] := port 410: decladebug - DECLadebug Remote Debug Protocol
port 411 [is] := port 411: rmt - Remote MT Protocol
port 412 [is] := port 412: synoptics-trap - Trap Convention Port
port 413 [is] := port 413: smsp - SMSP
port 4132 [is] := port 4132: nuts_dem - NUTS Daemon
port 4133 [is] := port 4133: nuts_bootp - NUTS Bootp Server
port 4134 [is] := port 4134: nifty-hmi - NIFTY-Serve HMI protocol
port 414 [is] := port 414: infoseek - InfoSeek
port 4141 [is] := port 4141: oirtgsvc - Workflow Server
port 4142 [is] := port 4142: oidocsvc - Document Server
port 4143 [is] := port 4143: oidsr - Document Replication
port 4144 [is] := port 4144: compuserve - Compuserve (UNOFFICIALLY)
port 415 [is] := port 415: bnet - BNet
port 416 [is] := port 416: silverplatter - Silverplatter
port 4160 [is] := port 4160: jini-discovery - Jini Discovery
port 417 [is] := port 417: onmux - Onmux
port 418 [is] := port 418: hyper-g - Hyper-G
port 419 [is] := port 419: ariel1 - Ariel
port 42 [is] := port 42: nameserver - Host Name Server
port 420 [is] := port 420: smpte - SMPTE
port 4200 [is] := port 4200: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4201 [is] := port 4201: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4202 [is] := port 4202: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4203 [is] := port 4203: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4204 [is] := port 4204: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4205 [is] := port 4205: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4206 [is] := port 4206: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4207 [is] := port 4207: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4208 [is] := port 4208: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4209 [is] := port 4209: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 421 [is] := port 421: ariel2 - Ariel
port 4210 [is] := port 4210: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4211 [is] := port 4211: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4212 [is] := port 4212: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4213 [is] := port 4213: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4214 [is] := port 4214: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4215 [is] := port 4215: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4216 [is] := port 4216: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4217 [is] := port 4217: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4218 [is] := port 4218: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4219 [is] := port 4219: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 422 [is] := port 422: ariel3 - Ariel
port 4220 [is] := port 4220: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4221 [is] := port 4221: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4222 [is] := port 4222: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4223 [is] := port 4223: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4224 [is] := port 4224: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4225 [is] := port 4225: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4226 [is] := port 4226: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4227 [is] := port 4227: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4228 [is] := port 4228: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4229 [is] := port 4229: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 423 [is] := port 423: opc-job-start - IBM Operations Planning and Control Start
port 4230 [is] := port 4230: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4231 [is] := port 4231: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4232 [is] := port 4232: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4233 [is] := port 4233: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4234 [is] := port 4234: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4235 [is] := port 4235: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4236 [is] := port 4236: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4237 [is] := port 4237: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4238 [is] := port 4238: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4239 [is] := port 4239: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 424 [is] := port 424: opc-job-track - IBM Operations Planning and Control Track
port 4240 [is] := port 4240: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4241 [is] := port 4241: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4242 [is] := port 4242: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4243 [is] := port 4243: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4244 [is] := port 4244: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4245 [is] := port 4245: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4246 [is] := port 4246: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4247 [is] := port 4247: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4248 [is] := port 4248: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4249 [is] := port 4249: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 425 [is] := port 425: icad-el - ICAD
port 4250 [is] := port 4250: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4251 [is] := port 4251: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4252 [is] := port 4252: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4253 [is] := port 4253: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4254 [is] := port 4254: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4255 [is] := port 4255: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4256 [is] := port 4256: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4257 [is] := port 4257: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4258 [is] := port 4258: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4259 [is] := port 4259: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 426 [is] := port 426: smartsdp - smartsdp
port 4260 [is] := port 4260: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4261 [is] := port 4261: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4262 [is] := port 4262: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4263 [is] := port 4263: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4264 [is] := port 4264: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4265 [is] := port 4265: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4266 [is] := port 4266: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4267 [is] := port 4267: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4268 [is] := port 4268: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4269 [is] := port 4269: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 427 [is] := port 427: svrloc - Server Location
port 4270 [is] := port 4270: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4271 [is] := port 4271: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4272 [is] := port 4272: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4273 [is] := port 4273: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4274 [is] := port 4274: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4275 [is] := port 4275: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4276 [is] := port 4276: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4277 [is] := port 4277: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4278 [is] := port 4278: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4279 [is] := port 4279: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 428 [is] := port 428: ocs_cmu - OCS_CMU
port 4280 [is] := port 4280: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4281 [is] := port 4281: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4282 [is] := port 4282: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4283 [is] := port 4283: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4284 [is] := port 4284: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4285 [is] := port 4285: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4286 [is] := port 4286: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4287 [is] := port 4287: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4288 [is] := port 4288: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4289 [is] := port 4289: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 429 [is] := port 429: ocs_amu - OCS_AMU
port 4290 [is] := port 4290: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4291 [is] := port 4291: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4292 [is] := port 4292: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4293 [is] := port 4293: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4294 [is] := port 4294: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4295 [is] := port 4295: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4296 [is] := port 4296: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4297 [is] := port 4297: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4298 [is] := port 4298: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 4299 [is] := port 4299: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems
port 43 [is] := port 43: nicname - Who Is
port 430 [is] := port 430: utmpsd - UTMPSD
port 4300 [is] := port 4300: corelccam - Corel CCam
port 431 [is] := port 431: utmpcd - UTMPCD
port 43188 [is] := port 43188: reachout - reachout
port 432 [is] := port 432: iasd - IASD
port 4321 [is] := port 4321: rwhois - Remote Who Is
port 433 [is] := port 433: nnsp - NNSP
port 434 [is] := port 434: mobileip-agent - MobileIP-Agent
port 4343 [is] := port 4343: unicall - UNICALL
port 4344 [is] := port 4344: vinainstall - VinaInstall
port 4345 [is] := port 4345: m4-network-as - Macro 4 Network AS
port 4346 [is] := port 4346: elanlm - ELAN LM
port 4347 [is] := port 4347: lansurveyor - LAN Surveyor
port 4348 [is] := port 4348: itose - ITOSE
port 4349 [is] := port 4349: fsportmap - File System Port Map
port 435 [is] := port 435: mobilip-mn - MobilIP-MN
port 4350 [is] := port 4350: net-device - Net Device
port 4351 [is] := port 4351: plcy-net-svcs - PLCY Net Services
port 4353 [is] := port 4353: f5-iquery - F5 iQuery
port 436 [is] := port 436: dna-cml - DNA-CML
port 437 [is] := port 437: comscm - comscm
port 438 [is] := port 438: dsfgw - dsfgw
port 439 [is] := port 439: dasp - dasp
port 44 [is] := port 44: mpm-flags - MPM FLAGS Protocol
port 440 [is] := port 440: sgcp - sgcp
port 441 [is] := port 441: decvms-sysmgt - decvms-sysmgt
port 442 [is] := port 442: cvc_hostd - cvc_hostd
port 443 [is] := port 443: https - http protocol over TLS/SSL
port 444 [is] := port 444: snpp - Simple Network Paging Protocol [RFC1568]
port 4442 [is] := port 4442: saris - Saris
port 4443 [is] := port 4443: pharos - Pharos
port 4444 [is] := port 4444: krb524 - KRB524 (or nv-video - NV Video default)
port 4445 [is] := port 4445: upnotifyp - UPNOTIFYP
port 4446 [is] := port 4446: n1-fwp - N1-FWP
port 4447 [is] := port 4447: n1-rmgmt - N1-RMGMT
port 4448 [is] := port 4448: asc-slmd - ASC Licence Manager
port 4449 [is] := port 4449: privatewire - PrivateWire
port 445 [is] := port 445: microsoft-ds - Microsoft-DS
port 4450 [is] := port 4450: camp - Camp
port 4451 [is] := port 4451: ctisystemmsg - CTI System Msg
port 4452 [is] := port 4452: ctiprogramload - CTI Program Load
port 4453 [is] := port 4453: nssalertmgr - NSS Alert Manager
port 4454 [is] := port 4454: nssagentmgr - NSS Agent Manager
port 4455 [is] := port 4455: prchat-user - PR Chat User
port 4456 [is] := port 4456: prchat-server - PR Chat Server
port 4457 [is] := port 4457: prRegister - PR Register
port 446 [is] := port 446: ddm-rdb - DDM-RDB
port 447 [is] := port 447: ddm-dfm - DDM-RFM
port 448 [is] := port 448: ddm-ssl - DDM-SSL
port 44818 [is] := port 44818: rockwell-encap - Rockwell Encapsulation
port 449 [is] := port 449: as-servermap - AS Server Mapper
port 45 [is] := port 45: mpm - Message Processing Module [recv]
port 450 [is] := port 450: tserver - TServer
port 4500 [is] := port 4500: sae-urn - sae-urn
port 4501 [is] := port 4501: urn-x-cdchoice - urn-x-cdchoice
port 451 [is] := port 451: sfs-smp-net - Cray Network Semaphore server
port 452 [is] := port 452: sfs-config - Cray SFS config server
port 453 [is] := port 453: creativeserver - CreativeServer
port 454 [is] := port 454: contentserver - ContentServer
port 4545 [is] := port 4545: worldscores - WorldScores
port 4546 [is] := port 4546: sf-lm - SF License Manager (Sentinel)
port 4547 [is] := port 4547: lanner-lm - Lanner License Manager
port 455 [is] := port 455: creativepartnr - CreativePartnr
port 456 [is] := port 456: macon-tcp - macon-tcp
port 45678 [is] := port 45678: eba - EBA PRISE
port 457 [is] := port 457: scohelp - scohelp
port 458 [is] := port 458: appleqtc - apple quick time
port 459 [is] := port 459: ampr-rcmd - ampr-rcmd
port 46 [is] := port 46: mpm-snd - MPM [default send]
port 460 [is] := port 460: skronk - skronk
port 4600 [is] := port 4600: piranha1 - Piranha1
port 4601 [is] := port 4601: piranha2 - Piranha2
port 461 [is] := port 461: datasurfsrv - DataRampSrv
port 462 [is] := port 462: datasurfsrvsec - DataRampSrvSec
port 463 [is] := port 463: alpes - alpes
port 464 [is] := port 464: kpasswd - kpasswd
Port 465 [is] := Port 465: SMTPs - secure SMTP
port 466 [is] := port 466: digital-vrc - digital-vrc
port 467 [is] := port 467: mylex-mapd - mylex-mapd
port 4672 [is] := port 4672: rfa - remote file access server
port 468 [is] := port 468: photuris - proturis
port 469 [is] := port 469: rcp - Radio Control Protocol
port 47 [is] := port 47: ni-ftp - NI FTP
port 470 [is] := port 470: scx-proxy - scx-proxy
port 471 [is] := port 471: mondex - Mondex
port 472 [is] := port 472: ljk-login - ljk-login
port 473 [is] := port 473: hybrid-pop - hybrid-pop
port 474 [is] := port 474: tn-tl-w1 - tn-tl-w1
port 475 [is] := port 475: tcpnethaspsrv - tcpnethaspsrv
port 47557 [is] := port 47557: dbbrowse - Databeam Corporation
port 476 [is] := port 476: tn-tl-fd1 - tn-tl-fd1
port 47624 [is] := port 47624: directplaysrvr - Direct Play Server
port 477 [is] := port 477: ss7ns - ss7ns
port 478 [is] := port 478: spsc - spsc
port 47806 [is] := port 47806: ap - ALC Protocol
port 47808 [is] := port 47808: bacnet - Building Automation and Control Networks
port 479 [is] := port 479: iafserver - iafserver
port 48 [is] := port 48: auditd - Digital Audit Daemon
port 480 [is] := port 480: iafdbase - iafdbase
port 4800 [is] := port 4800: iims - Icona Instant Messenging System
port 48000 [is] := port 48000: nimcontroller - Nimbus Controller
port 48001 [is] := port 48001: nimspooler - Nimbus Spooler
port 48002 [is] := port 48002: nimhub - Nimbus Hub
port 48003 [is] := port 48003: nimgtw - Nimbus Gateway
port 4801 [is] := port 4801: iwec - Icona Web Embedded Chat
port 4802 [is] := port 4802: ilss - Icona License System Server
port 481 [is] := port 481: ph - Ph service
port 482 [is] := port 482: bgs-nsi - bgs-nsi
port 4827 [is] := port 4827: htcp - HTCP
port 483 [is] := port 483: ulpnet - ulpnet
port 484 [is] := port 484: integra-sme - Integra Software Management Environment
port 485 [is] := port 485: powerburst - Air Soft Power Burst
port 486 [is] := port 486: avian - avian
port 4868 [is] := port 4868: phrelay - Photon Relay
port 4869 [is] := port 4869: phrelaydbg - Photon Relay Debug
port 487 [is] := port 487: saft - saft Simple Asynchronous File Transfer
port 488 [is] := port 488: gss-http - gss-http
port 4885 [is] := port 4885: abbs - ABBS
port 489 [is] := port 489: nest-protocol - nest-protocol
port 49 [is] := port 49: tacacs - Login Host Protocol (TACACS)
port 490 [is] := port 490: micom-pfs - micom-pfs
port 491 [is] := port 491: go-login - go-login
port 492 [is] := port 492: ticf-1 - Transport Independent Convergence for FNA
port 493 [is] := port 493: ticf-2 - Transport Independent Convergence for FNA
port 494 [is] := port 494: pov-ray - POV-Ray
port 495 [is] := port 495: intecourier - intecourier
port 496 [is] := port 496: pim-rp-disc - PIM-RP-DISC
port 497 [is] := port 497: dantz - dantz
port 498 [is] := port 498: siam - siam
port 499 [is] := port 499: iso-ill - ISO ILL Protocol
port 5 [is] := port 5: rje - Remote Job Entry
port 50 [is] := port 50: re-mail-ck - Remote Mail Checking Protocol
port 500 [is] := port 500: isakmp - isakmp
port 5000 [is] := port 5000: commplex-main - commplex-main (or Sokets de Trois 1 TROJAN)
port 5001 [is] := port 5001: commplex-link - commplex-link (or Sokets de Trois 1 TROJAN)
port 5002 [is] := port 5002: rfe - radio free ethernet
port 5003 [is] := port 5003: fmpro-internal - FileMaker, Inc. - Proprietary transport
port 5004 [is] := port 5004: avt-profile-1 - avt-profile-1
port 5005 [is] := port 5005: avt-profile-2 - avt-profile-2
port 501 [is] := port 501: stmf - STMF
port 5010 [is] := port 5010: telelpathstart - TelepathStart
port 5011 [is] := port 5011: telelpathattack - TelepathAttack
port 502 [is] := port 502: asa-appl-proto - asa-appl-proto
port 5020 [is] := port 5020: zenginkyo-1 - zenginkyo-1
port 5021 [is] := port 5021: zenginkyo-2 - zenginkyo-2
port 503 [is] := port 503: intrinsa - Intrinsa
port 504 [is] := port 504: citadel - citadel
port 5042 [is] := port 5042: asnaacceler8db - asnaacceler8db
port 505 [is] := port 505: mailbox-lm - mailbox-lm
port 5050 [is] := port 5050: mmcc - multimedia conference control tool
port 50505 [is] := port 50505: sokets - Sokets de Trois 2 TROJAN
port 5051 [is] := port 5051: ita-agent - ITA Agent
port 5052 [is] := port 5052: ita-manager - ITA Manager
port 506 [is] := port 506: ohimsrv - ohimsrv
port 5060 [is] := port 5060: sip - SIP
port 5069 [is] := port 5069: i-net-2000-npr - I/Net 2000-NPR
port 507 [is] := port 507: crs - crs
port 508 [is] := port 508: xvttp - xvttp
port 509 [is] := port 509: snare - snare
port 51 [is] := port 51: la-maint - IMP Logical Address Maintenance
port 510 [is] := port 510: fcp - FirstClass Protocol
port 511 [is] := port 511: passgo - PassGo
port 512 [is] := port 512: exec - remote process execution authentication performed using passwords and UNIX loppgin names
port 513 [is] := port 513: login - remote login a la telnet; automatic authentication performed based on priviledged port numbers and distributed data bases which identify "authentication domains"
port 514 [is] := port 514: shell - cmd like exec, but automatic authentication is performed as for login server
port 5145 [is] := port 5145: rmonitor_secure - rmonitor_secure
port 515 [is] := port 515: printer - spooler
port 5150 [is] := port 5150: atmp - Ascend Tunnel Management Protocol
port 5151 [is] := port 5151: esri_sde - ESRI SDE Instance
port 5152 [is] := port 5152: sde-discovery - ESRI SDE Instance Discovery
port 516 [is] := port 516: videotex - videotex
port 5165 [is] := port 5165: ife_icorp - ife_1corp
port 517 [is] := port 517: talk - like tenex link, but across machine - unfortunately, doesn't use link protocol (this is actually just a rendezvous port from which a tcp connection is established)
port 518 [is] := port 518: ntalk - ntalk
port 519 [is] := port 519: utime - unixtime
port 5190 [is] := port 5190: aol - America-Online
port 5191 [is] := port 5191: aol-1 - AmericaOnline1
port 5192 [is] := port 5192: aol-2 - AmericaOnline2
port 5193 [is] := port 5193: aol-3 - AmericaOnline3
port 52 [is] := port 52: xns-time - XNS Time Protocol
port 520 [is] := port 520: efs - extended file name server
port 5200 [is] := port 5200: targus-aib1 - Targus AIB 1
port 5201 [is] := port 5201: targus-aib2 - Targus AIB 2
port 5202 [is] := port 5202: targus-tnts1 - Targus TNTS 1
port 5203 [is] := port 5203: targus-tnts2 - Targus TNTS 2
port 521 [is] := port 521: ripng - ripng
port 522 [is] := port 522: ulp - ULP
port 523 [is] := port 523: ibm-db2 - IBM-DB2
port 5236 [is] := port 5236: padl2sim - padl2sim
port 524 [is] := port 524: ncp - NCP
port 525 [is] := port 525: timed - timeserver
port 526 [is] := port 526: tempo - newdate
port 527 [is] := port 527: stx - Stock IXChange
port 5272 [is] := port 5272: pk - PK
port 528 [is] := port 528: custix - Customer IXChange
port 529 [is] := port 529: irc-serv - IRC-SERV
port 53 [is] := port 53: domain - Domain Name Server
port 530 [is] := port 530: courier - rpc
port 5300 [is] := port 5300: hacl-hb - HA cluster heartbeat
port 5301 [is] := port 5301: hacl-gs - HA cluster general services
port 5302 [is] := port 5302: hacl-cfg - HA cluster configuration
port 5303 [is] := port 5303: hacl-probe - HA cluster probing
port 5304 [is] := port 5304: hacl-local - HA Cluster Commands
port 5305 [is] := port 5305: hacl-test - HA Cluster Test
port 5306 [is] := port 5306: sun-mc-grp - Sun MC Group
port 5307 [is] := port 5307: sco-aip - SCO AIP
port 5308 [is] := port 5308: cfengine - CFengine
port 5309 [is] := port 5309: jprinter - J Printer
port 531 [is] := port 531: conference - chat
port 5310 [is] := port 5310: outlaws - Outlaws
port 5311 [is] := port 5311: tmlogin - TM Login
port 532 [is] := port 532: netnews - readnews
port 533 [is] := port 533: netwall - for emergency broadcasts
port 534 [is] := port 534: mm-admin - MegaMedia Admin
port 535 [is] := port 535: iiop - iiop
port 536 [is] := port 536: opalis-rdv - opalis-rdv
port 537 [is] := port 537: nmsp - Networked Media Streaming Protocol
port 538 [is] := port 538: gdomap - gdomap
port 539 [is] := port 539: apertus-ldp - Apertus Technologies Load Determination
port 54 [is] := port 54: xns-ch - XNS Clearinghouse
port 540 [is] := port 540: uucp - uucpd
port 5400 [is] := port 5400: excerpt - Excerpt Search
port 5401 [is] := port 5401: excerpts - Excerpt Search Secure
port 5402 [is] := port 5402: mftp - MFTP
port 5403 [is] := port 5403: hpoms-ci-lstn - HPOMS-CI-LSTN
port 5404 [is] := port 5404: hpoms-dps-lstn - HPOMS-DPS-LSTN
port 5405 [is] := port 5405: netsupport - NetSupport
port 5406 [is] := port 5406: systemics-sox - Systemics Sox
port 5407 [is] := port 5407: foresyte-clear - Foresyte-Clear
port 5408 [is] := port 5408: foresyte-sec - Foresyte-Sec
port 5409 [is] := port 5409: salient-dtasrv - Salient Data Server
port 541 [is] := port 541: uucp-rlogin - uucp-rlogin
port 5410 [is] := port 5410: salient-usrmgr - Salient User Manager
port 5411 [is] := port 5411: actnet - ActNet
port 5412 [is] := port 5412: continuus - Continuus
port 5413 [is] := port 5413: wwiotalk - WWIOTALK
port 5414 [is] := port 5414: statusd - StatusD
port 5415 [is] := port 5415: ns-server - NS Server
port 5416 [is] := port 5416: sns-gateway - SNS Gateway
port 5417 [is] := port 5417: sns-agent - SNS Agent
port 5418 [is] := port 5418: mcntp - MCNTP
port 5419 [is] := port 5419: dj-ice - DJ-ICE
port 542 [is] := port 542: commerce - commerce
port 5420 [is] := port 5420: cylink-c - Cylink-C
port 543 [is] := port 543: klogin - klogin
port 54320 [is] := port 54320: bo2k - Back Orifice 2000 TROJAN
port 54321 [is] := port 54321: bo2k - Back Orifice 2000 TROJAN
port 544 [is] := port 544: kshell - krcmd
port 545 [is] := port 545: appleqtcsrvr - appleqtcsrvr
port 5454 [is] := port 5454: apc-tcp-udp-4 - apc-tcp-udp-4
port 5455 [is] := port 5455: apc-tcp-udp-5 - apc-tcp-udp-5
port 5456 [is] := port 5456: apc-tcp-udp-6 - apc-tcp-udp-6
port 546 [is] := port 546: dhcpv6-client - DHCPv6 Client
port 547 [is] := port 547: dhcpv6-server - DHCPv6 Server
port 548 [is] := port 548: afpovertcp - AFP over TCP
port 549 [is] := port 549: idfp - IDFP
port 55 [is] := port 55: isi-gl - ISI Graphics Language
port 550 [is] := port 550: new-rwho - new-who
port 5500 [is] := port 5500: fcp-addr-srvr1 - fcp-addr-srvr1
port 5501 [is] := port 5501: fcp-addr-srvr2 - fcp-addr-srvr2
port 5502 [is] := port 5502: fcp-srvr-inst1 - fcp-srvr-inst1
port 5503 [is] := port 5503: fcp-srvr-inst2 - fcp-srvr-inst2
port 5504 [is] := port 5504: fcp-cics-gw1 - fcp-cics-gw1
port 551 [is] := port 551: cybercash - cybercash
port 552 [is] := port 552: deviceshare - deviceshare
port 553 [is] := port 553: pirp - pirp
port 554 [is] := port 554: rtsp - Real Time Stream Control Protocol
port 555 [is] := port 555: dsf - dsf (or Stealth Spy TROJAN)
port 5555 [is] := port 5555: personal-agent - Personal Agent (or HP Omniback)
port 556 [is] := port 556: remotefs - rfs server
port 557 [is] := port 557: openvms-sysipc - openvms-sysipc
port 558 [is] := port 558: sdnskmp - SDNSKMP
port 559 [is] := port 559: teedtap - TEEDTAP
port 5599 [is] := port 5599: esinstall - Enterprise Security Remote Install
port 56 [is] := port 56: xns-auth - XNS Authentication
port 560 [is] := port 560: rmonitor - rmonitord
port 5600 [is] := port 5600: esmmanager - Enterprise Security Manager
port 5601 [is] := port 5601: esmagent - Enterprise Security Agent
port 5602 [is] := port 5602: a1-msc - A1-MSC
port 5603 [is] := port 5603: a1-bs - A1-BS
port 5604 [is] := port 5604: a3-sdunode - A3-SDUNode
port 5605 [is] := port 5605: a4-sdunode - A4-SDUNode
port 561 [is] := port 561: monitor - monitor
port 562 [is] := port 562: chshell - chcmd
port 563 [is] := port 563: nntps - nntp protocol over TLS/SSL (was snntp)
port 5631 [is] := port 5631: pcanywheredata - pcANYWHEREdata
port 5632 [is] := port 5632: pcanywherestat - pcANYWHEREstat
port 564 [is] := port 564: 9pfs - plan 9 file service
port 565 [is] := port 565: whoami - whoami
port 566 [is] := port 566: streettalk - streettalk
port 567 [is] := port 567: banyan-rpc - banyan-rpc
port 5678 [is] := port 5678: rrac - Remote Replication Agent Connection
port 5679 [is] := port 5679: dccm - Direct Cable Connect Manager
port 568 [is] := port 568: ms-shuttle - microsoft shuttle
port 569 [is] := port 569: ms-rome - microsoft rome
port 57 [is] := port 57: - any private terminal access
port 570 [is] := port 570: meter - demon
port 571 [is] := port 571: meter - udemon
port 5713 [is] := port 5713: proshareaudio - proshare conf audio
port 5714 [is] := port 5714: prosharevideo - proshare conf video
port 5715 [is] := port 5715: prosharedata - proshare conf data
port 5716 [is] := port 5716: prosharerequest - proshare conf request
port 5717 [is] := port 5717: prosharenotify - proshare conf notify
port 572 [is] := port 572: sonar - sonar
port 5729 [is] := port 5729: openmail - Openmail User Agent Layer
port 573 [is] := port 573: banyan-vip - banyan-vip
port 574 [is] := port 574: ftp-agent - FTP Software Agent System
port 5741 [is] := port 5741: ida-discover1 - IDA Discover Port 1
port 5742 [is] := port 5742: ida-discover2 - IDA Discover Port 2
port 5745 [is] := port 5745: fcopy-server - fcopy-server
port 5746 [is] := port 5746: fcopys-server - fcopys-server
port 575 [is] := port 575: vemmi - VEMMI
port 5755 [is] := port 5755: openmailg - OpenMail Desk Gateway server
port 5757 [is] := port 5757: x500ms - OpenMail X.500 Directory Server
port 576 [is] := port 576: ipcd - ipcd
port 5766 [is] := port 5766: openmailns - OpenMail NewMail Server
port 5767 [is] := port 5767: s-openmail - OpenMail Suer Agent Layer (Secure)
port 5768 [is] := port 5768: openmailpxy - OpenMail CMTS Server
port 577 [is] := port 577: vnas - vnas
port 578 [is] := port 578: ipdd - ipdd
port 579 [is] := port 579: decbsrv - decbsrv
port 58 [is] := port 58: xns-mail - XNS Mail
port 580 [is] := port 580: sntp-heartbeat - SNTP HEARTBEAT
port 581 [is] := port 581: bdp - Bundle Discovery Protocol
port 582 [is] := port 582: scc-security - SCC Security
port 583 [is] := port 583: philips-vc - Philips Video-Conferencing
port 584 [is] := port 584: keyserver - Key Server
port 585 [is] := port 585: imap4-ssl - IMAP4+SSL (use 993 instead)
port 586 [is] := port 586: password-chg - Password Change
port 587 [is] := Port 587: email message submission - Submission
port 588 [is] := port 588: cal - CAL
port 589 [is] := port 589: eyelink - EyeLink
port 59 [is] := port 59: - any private file service
port 590 [is] := port 590: tns-cml - TNS CML
port 591 [is] := port 591: http-alt - FileMaker, Inc. - HTTP Alternate (see Port 80)
port 592 [is] := port 592: eudora-set - Eudora Set
port 593 [is] := port 593: http-rpc-epmap - HTTP RPC Ep Map
port 594 [is] := port 594: tpip - TPIP
port 595 [is] := port 595: cab-protocol - CAB Protocol
port 596 [is] := port 596: smsd - SMSD
port 5968 [is] := port 5968: mppolicy-v5 - mppolicy-v5
port 5969 [is] := port 5969: mppolicy-mgr - mppolicy-mgr
port 597 [is] := port 597: ptcnameservice - PTC Name Service
port 598 [is] := port 598: sco-websrvrmg3 - SCO Web Server Manager 3
port 599 [is] := port 599: acp - Aeolon Core Protocol
port 5999 [is] := port 5999: TCP - CVSup file transfer/John Polstra/FreeBSD
port 600 [is] := port 600: ipcserver - Sun IPC server
port 6000 [is] := port 6000: x11 - X Windows System
port 6001 [is] := port 6001: x11 - X Windows System
port 6002 [is] := port 6002: x11 - X Windows System
port 6003 [is] := port 6003: x11 - X Windows System
port 606 [is] := port 606: urm - Cray Unified Resource Manager
port 607 [is] := port 607: nqs - nqs
port 608 [is] := port 608: sift-uft - Sender-Initiated/Unsolicited File Transfer
port 609 [is] := port 609: npmp-trap - npmp-trap
port 61 [is] := port 61: ni-mail - NI MAIL
port 610 [is] := port 610: npmp-local - npmp-local
port 611 [is] := port 611: npmp-gui - npmp-gui
port 6110 [is] := port 6110: softcm - HP SoftBench CM
port 6111 [is] := port 6111: spc - HP SoftBench Sub-Process Control
port 6112 [is] := port 6112: dtspcd - dtspcd
port 612 [is] := port 612: hmmp-ind - HMMP Indication
port 6123 [is] := port 6123: backup-express - Backup Express
port 613 [is] := port 613: hmmp-op - HMMP Operation
port 614 [is] := port 614: sshell - SSLshell
port 6141 [is] := port 6141: meta-corp - Meta Corporation License Manager
port 6142 [is] := port 6142: aspentec-lm - Aspen Technology License Manager
port 6143 [is] := port 6143: watershed-lm - Watershed License Manager
port 6144 [is] := port 6144: statsci1-lm - StatSci License Manager - 1
port 6145 [is] := port 6145: statsci2-lm - StatSci License Manager - 2
port 6146 [is] := port 6146: lonewolf-lm - Lone Wolf Systems License Manager
port 6147 [is] := port 6147: montage-lm - Montage License Manager
port 6148 [is] := port 6148: ricardo-lm - Ricardo North America License Manager
port 6149 [is] := port 6149: tal-pod - tal-pod
port 615 [is] := port 615: sco-inetmgr - Internet Configuration Manager
port 616 [is] := port 616: sco-sysmgr - SCO System Administration Server
port 617 [is] := port 617: sco-dtmgr - SCO Desktop Administration Server
port 618 [is] := port 618: dei-icda - DEI-ICDA
port 619 [is] := port 619: digital-evm - Digital EVM
port 62 [is] := port 62: acas - ACA Services
port 620 [is] := port 620: sco-websrvrmgr - SCO WebServer Manager
port 621 [is] := port 621: escp-ip - ESCP
port 622 [is] := port 622: collaborator - Collaborator
port 623 [is] := port 623: aux_bus_shunt - Aux Bus Shunt
port 624 [is] := port 624: cryptoadmin - Crypto Admin
port 625 [is] := port 625: dec_dlm - DEC DLM
port 6253 [is] := port 6253: crip - CRIP
port 626 [is] := port 626: asia - ASIA
port 627 [is] := port 627: passgo-tivoli - PassGo Tivoli
port 628 [is] := port 628: qmqp - QMQP
port 629 [is] := port 629: 3com-amp3 - 3Com AMP3
port 63 [is] := port 63: whois++ - whois++
port 630 [is] := port 630: rda - RDA
port 631 [is] := port 631: ipp - IPP (Internet Printing Protocol)
port 632 [is] := port 632: bmpp - bmpp
port 633 [is] := port 633: servstat - Service Status update (Sterling Software)
port 634 [is] := port 634: ginad - ginad
port 635 [is] := port 635: rlzdbase - RLZ DBase
port 636 [is] := port 636: ldaps - ldap protocol over TLS/SSL (was sldap)
port 637 [is] := port 637: lanserver - lanserver
port 638 [is] := port 638: mcns-sec - mcns-sec
port 6389 [is] := port 6389: clariion-evr01 - clariion-evr01
port 639 [is] := port 639: msdp - MSDP
port 64 [is] := port 64: covia - Communications Integrator (CI)
port 640 [is] := port 640: entrust-sps - entrust-sps
port 641 [is] := port 641: repcmd - repcmd
port 642 [is] := port 642: esro-emsdp - ESRO-EMSDP V1.3
port 643 [is] := port 643: sanity - SANity
port 644 [is] := port 644: dwr - dwr
port 645 [is] := port 645: pssc - PSSC
port 6455 [is] := port 6455: skip-cert-recv - SKIP Certificate Receive
port 646 [is] := port 646: ldp - LDP
port 647 [is] := port 647: dhcp-failover - DHCP Failover
port 6471 [is] := port 6471: lvision-lm - LVision License Manager
port 648 [is] := port 648: rrp - Registry Registrar Protocol (RRP)
port 649 [is] := port 649: aminet - Aminet
port 65 [is] := port 65: tacacs-ds - TACACS-Database Service
port 650 [is] := port 650: obex - OBEX
port 6500 [is] := port 6500: boks - BoKS Master
port 65000 [is] := port 65000: devil - Devil TROJAN
port 6501 [is] := port 6501: boks_servc - BoKS Servc
port 6502 [is] := port 6502: boks_servm - BoKS Servm
port 6503 [is] := port 6503: boks_clntd - BoKS Clntd
port 6505 [is] := port 6505: badm_priv - BoKS Admin Private Port
port 6506 [is] := port 6506: badm_pub - BoKS Admin Public Port
port 6507 [is] := port 6507: bdir_priv - BoKS Dir Server, Private Port
port 6508 [is] := port 6508: bdir_pub - BoKS Dir Server, Public Port
port 651 [is] := port 651: ieee-mms - IEEE MMS
port 652 [is] := port 652: udlr-dtcp - UDLR_DTCP
port 653 [is] := port 653: repscmd - RepCmd
port 654 [is] := port 654: aodv - AODV
port 6547 [is] := port 6547: apc-tcp-udp-1 - apc-tcp-udp-1
port 6548 [is] := port 6548: apc-tcp-udp-2 - apc-tcp-udp-2
port 6549 [is] := port 6549: apc-tcp-udp-3 - apc-tcp-udp-3
port 655 [is] := port 655: tinc - TINC
port 6550 [is] := port 6550: fg-sysupdate - fg-sysupdate
port 6558 [is] := port 6558: xdsxdm - xdsxdm
port 656 [is] := port 656: spmp - SPMP
port 657 [is] := port 657: rmc - RMC
port 658 [is] := port 658: tenfold - TenFold
port 659 [is] := port 659: url-rendezvous - URL Rendezvous
port 66 [is] := port 66: sqlnet - Oracle SQLNET
port 660 [is] := port 660: mac-srvr-admin - MacOS Server Admin
port 661 [is] := port 661: hap - HAP
port 662 [is] := port 662: pftp - PFTP
port 663 [is] := port 663: purenoise - PureNoise
port 666 [is] := port 666: doom - doom Id Software (or mdqs or FTP TROJAN)
port 6665 [is] := port 6665: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)
port 6666 [is] := port 6666: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)
port 6667 [is] := port 6667: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)
port 6668 [is] := port 6668: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)
port 6669 [is] := port 6669: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)
port 667 [is] := port 667: disclose - campaign contribution disclosures - SDR Technologies
port 6670 [is] := port 6670: vocaltec-gold - Vocaltec Global Online Directory
port 6672 [is] := port 6672: vision_server - vision_server
port 6673 [is] := port 6673: vision_elmd - vision_elmd
port 668 [is] := port 668: mecomm - MeComm
port 669 [is] := port 669: meregister - MeRegister
port 67 [is] := port 67: bootps - Bootstrap Protocol Server
port 670 [is] := port 670: vacdsm-sws - VACDSM-SWS
port 6701 [is] := port 6701: kti-icad-srvr - KTI/ICAD Nameserver
port 671 [is] := port 671: vacdsm-app - VACDSM-APP
port 672 [is] := port 672: vpps-qua - VPPS-QUA
port 673 [is] := port 673: cimplex - CIMPLEX
port 674 [is] := port 674: acap - ACAP
port 675 [is] := port 675: dctp - DCTP
port 676 [is] := port 676: vpps-via - VPPS Via
port 677 [is] := port 677: vpp - Virtual Presence Protocol
port 678 [is] := port 678: ggf-ncp - GNU Gereration Foundation NCP
port 679 [is] := port 679: mrm - MRM
port 6790 [is] := port 6790: hnmp - HNMP
port 68 [is] := port 68: bootpc - Bootstrap Protocol Client
port 680 [is] := port 680: entrust-aaas - entrust-aaas
port 681 [is] := port 681: entrust-aams - entrust-aams
port 682 [is] := port 682: xfr - XFR
port 683 [is] := port 683: corba-iiop - CORBA IIOP
port 6831 [is] := port 6831: ambit-lm - ambit-lm
port 684 [is] := port 684: corba-iiop-ssl - CORBA IIOP SSL
port 6841 [is] := port 6841: netmo-default - Netmo Default
port 6842 [is] := port 6842: netmo-http - Netmo HTTP
port 685 [is] := port 685: mdc-portmapper - MDC Port Mapper
port 686 [is] := port 686: hcp-wismar - Hardware Control Protocol Wismar
port 687 [is] := port 687: asipregistry - asipregistry
port 688 [is] := port 688: realm-rusd - REALM-RUSD
port 69 [is] := port 69: tftp - Trivial File Transfer
port 6961 [is] := port 6961: jmact3 - JMACT3
port 6962 [is] := port 6962: jmevt2 - jmevt2
port 6963 [is] := port 6963: swismgr1 - swismgr1
port 6964 [is] := port 6964: swismgr2 - swismgr2
port 6965 [is] := port 6965: swistrap - swistrap
port 6966 [is] := port 6966: swispol - swispol
port 6969 [is] := port 6969: acmsoda - acmsoda
port 6998 [is] := port 6998: iatp-highpri - IATP-highPri
port 6999 [is] := port 6999: iatp-normalpri - IATP-normalPri
port 7 [is] := port 7: echo - Echo
port 70 [is] := port 70: gopher - Gopher
port 7000 [is] := port 7000: afs3-fileserver - file server itself
port 7001 [is] := port 7001: afs3-callback - callbacks to cache managers
port 7002 [is] := port 7002: afs3-prserver - users & groups database
port 7003 [is] := port 7003: afs3-vlserver - volume location database
port 7004 [is] := port 7004: afs3-kaserver - AFS/Kerberos authentication service
port 7005 [is] := port 7005: afs3-volser - volume managment server
port 7006 [is] := port 7006: afs3-errors - error interpretation service
port 7007 [is] := port 7007: afs3-bos - basic overseer process
port 7008 [is] := port 7008: afs3-update - server-to-server updater
port 7009 [is] := port 7009: afs3-rmtsys - remote cache manager service
port 7010 [is] := port 7010: ups-onlinet - onlinet uninterruptable power supplies
port 7011 [is] := port 7011: talon-disc - Talon Discovery Port
port 7012 [is] := port 7012: talon-engine - Talon Engine
port 7020 [is] := port 7020: dpserve - DP Serve
port 7021 [is] := port 7021: dpserveadmin - DP Serve Admin
port 704 [is] := port 704: elcsd - errlog copy/server daemon
port 705 [is] := port 705: agentx - AgentX
port 707 [is] := port 707: borland-dsj - Borland DSJ
port 7070 [is] := port 7070: arcp - ARCP
port 709 [is] := port 709: entrust-kmsh - Entrust Key Management Service Handler
port 7099 [is] := port 7099: lazy-ptop - lazy-ptop
port 71 [is] := port 71: netrjs-1 - Remote Job Service
port 710 [is] := port 710: entrust-ash - Entrust Administration Service Handler
port 7100 [is] := port 7100: font-service - X Font Service
port 711 [is] := port 711: cisco-tdp - Cisco TDP
port 7121 [is] := port 7121: virprot-lm - Virtual Prototypes License Manager
port 7174 [is] := port 7174: clutild - Clutild
port 72 [is] := port 72: netrjs-2 - Remote Job Service
port 7200 [is] := port 7200: fodms - FODMS FLIP
port 7201 [is] := port 7201: dlip - DLIP
port 729 [is] := port 729: netviewdm1 - IBM NetView DM/6000 Server/Client
port 73 [is] := port 73: netrjs-3 - Remote Job Service
port 730 [is] := port 730: netviewdm2 - IBM NetView DM/6000 send/tcp
port 7300 [is] := port 7300: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7301 [is] := port 7301: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7302 [is] := port 7302: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7303 [is] := port 7303: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7304 [is] := port 7304: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7305 [is] := port 7305: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7306 [is] := port 7306: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7307 [is] := port 7307: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7308 [is] := port 7308: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7309 [is] := port 7309: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 731 [is] := port 731: netviewdm3 - IBM NetView DM/6000 receive/tcp
port 7310 [is] := port 7310: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7311 [is] := port 7311: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7312 [is] := port 7312: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7313 [is] := port 7313: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7314 [is] := port 7314: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7315 [is] := port 7315: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7316 [is] := port 7316: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7317 [is] := port 7317: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7318 [is] := port 7318: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7319 [is] := port 7319: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7320 [is] := port 7320: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7321 [is] := port 7321: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7322 [is] := port 7322: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7323 [is] := port 7323: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7324 [is] := port 7324: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7325 [is] := port 7325: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7326 [is] := port 7326: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7327 [is] := port 7327: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7328 [is] := port 7328: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7329 [is] := port 7329: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7330 [is] := port 7330: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7331 [is] := port 7331: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7332 [is] := port 7332: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7333 [is] := port 7333: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7334 [is] := port 7334: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7335 [is] := port 7335: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7336 [is] := port 7336: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7337 [is] := port 7337: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7338 [is] := port 7338: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7339 [is] := port 7339: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7340 [is] := port 7340: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7341 [is] := port 7341: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7342 [is] := port 7342: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7343 [is] := port 7343: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7344 [is] := port 7344: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7345 [is] := port 7345: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7346 [is] := port 7346: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7347 [is] := port 7347: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7348 [is] := port 7348: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7349 [is] := port 7349: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7350 [is] := port 7350: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7351 [is] := port 7351: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7352 [is] := port 7352: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7353 [is] := port 7353: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7354 [is] := port 7354: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7355 [is] := port 7355: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7356 [is] := port 7356: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7357 [is] := port 7357: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7358 [is] := port 7358: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7359 [is] := port 7359: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7360 [is] := port 7360: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7361 [is] := port 7361: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7362 [is] := port 7362: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7363 [is] := port 7363: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7364 [is] := port 7364: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7365 [is] := port 7365: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7366 [is] := port 7366: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7367 [is] := port 7367: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7368 [is] := port 7368: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7369 [is] := port 7369: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7370 [is] := port 7370: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7371 [is] := port 7371: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7372 [is] := port 7372: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7373 [is] := port 7373: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7374 [is] := port 7374: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7375 [is] := port 7375: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7376 [is] := port 7376: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7377 [is] := port 7377: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7378 [is] := port 7378: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7379 [is] := port 7379: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7380 [is] := port 7380: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7381 [is] := port 7381: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7382 [is] := port 7382: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7383 [is] := port 7383: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7384 [is] := port 7384: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7385 [is] := port 7385: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7386 [is] := port 7386: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7387 [is] := port 7387: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7388 [is] := port 7388: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7389 [is] := port 7389: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7390 [is] := port 7390: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7391 [is] := port 7391: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7392 [is] := port 7392: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7393 [is] := port 7393: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7394 [is] := port 7394: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7395 [is] := port 7395: winqedit - winqedit
port 7396 [is] := port 7396: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7397 [is] := port 7397: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7398 [is] := port 7398: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 7399 [is] := port 7399: swx - The Swiss Exchange
port 74 [is] := port 74: netrjs-4 - Remote Job Service
port 741 [is] := port 741: netgw - netGW
port 742 [is] := port 742: netrcs - Network based Rev. Cont. Sys.
port 7426 [is] := port 7426: pmdmgr - OpenView DM Postmaster Manager
port 7427 [is] := port 7427: oveadmgr - OpenView DM Event Agent Manager
port 7428 [is] := port 7428: ovladmgr - OpenView DM Log Agent Manager
port 7429 [is] := port 7429: opi-sock - OpenView DM rqt communication
port 7430 [is] := port 7430: xmpv7 - OpenView DM xmpv7 api pipe
port 7431 [is] := port 7431: pmd - OpenView DM ovc/xmpv3 api pipe
port 7437 [is] := port 7437: faximum - Faximum
port 744 [is] := port 744: flexlm - Flexible License Manager
port 747 [is] := port 747: fujitsu-dev - Fujitsu Device Control
port 748 [is] := port 748: ris-cm - Russell Info Sci Calendar Manager
port 749 [is] := port 749: kerberos-adm - kerberos administration
port 7491 [is] := port 7491: telops-lmd - telops-lmd
port 75 [is] := port 75: - any private dial out service
port 750 [is] := port 750: rfile - rfile
port 751 [is] := port 751: pump - pump
port 7511 [is] := port 7511: pafec-lm - pafec-lm
port 752 [is] := port 752: qrh - qrh
port 753 [is] := port 753: rrh - rrh
port 754 [is] := port 754: tell - send
port 7544 [is] := port 7544: nta-ds - FlowAnalyzer DisplayServer
port 7545 [is] := port 7545: nta-us - FlowAnalyzer UtilityServer
port 7566 [is] := port 7566: vsi-omega - VSI Omega
port 7570 [is] := port 7570: aries-kfinder - Aries Kfinder
port 758 [is] := port 758: nlogin - nlogin
port 7588 [is] := port 7588: sun-lm - Sun License Manager
port 759 [is] := port 759: con - con
port 76 [is] := port 76: deos - Distributed External Object Store
port 760 [is] := port 760: ns - ns
port 761 [is] := port 761: rxe - rxe
port 762 [is] := port 762: quotad - quotad
port 763 [is] := port 763: cycleserv - cycleserv
port 7633 [is] := port 7633: pmdfmgt - PMDF Management
port 764 [is] := port 764: omserv - omserv
port 765 [is] := port 765: webster - webster
port 767 [is] := port 767: phonebook - phone
port 769 [is] := port 769: vid - vid
port 77 [is] := port 77: - any private RJE service
port 770 [is] := port 770: cadlock - cadlock
port 771 [is] := port 771: rtip - rtip
port 772 [is] := port 772: cycleserv2 - cycleserv2
port 773 [is] := port 773: submit - submit
port 774 [is] := port 774: rpasswd - rpasswd
port 775 [is] := port 775: entomb - entomb
port 776 [is] := port 776: wpages - wpages
port 777 [is] := port 777: multiling-http - Multiling HTTP
port 7777 [is] := port 7777: cbt - cbt
port 7781 [is] := port 7781: accu-lmgr - accu-lmgr
port 78 [is] := port 78: vettcp - vettcp
port 780 [is] := port 780: wpgs - wpgs
port 786 [is] := port 786: concert - Concert
port 787 [is] := port 787: qsc - QSC
port 79 [is] := port 79: finger - Finger
port 7932 [is] := port 7932: t2-drm - Tier 2 Data Resource Manager
port 7933 [is] := port 7933: t2-brm - Tier 2 Business Rules Manager
port 7967 [is] := port 7967: supercell - Supercell
port 7980 [is] := port 7980: quest-vista - Quest Vista
port 7999 [is] := port 7999: irdmi2 - iRDMI2
port 80 [is] := port 80: www-http - World Wide Web HTTP
port 800 [is] := port 800: mdbs_daemon - mdbs_daemon
port 8000 [is] := port 8000: irdmi - iRDMI
port 8001 [is] := port 8001: vcom-tunnel - VCOM Tunnel
port 8008 [is] := port 8008: http-alt - HTTP Alternate
port 801 [is] := port 801: device - device
port 8032 [is] := port 8032: pro-ed - ProEd
port 8033 [is] := port 8033: mindprint - MindPrint
port 8080 [is] := port 8080: http-alt - HTTP Alternate (see port 80)
port 81 [is] := port 81: hosts2-ns - HOSTS2 Name Server
port 810 [is] := port 810: fcp-udp - FCP
port 8160 [is] := port 8160: patrol - Patrol
port 8161 [is] := port 8161: patrol-snmp - Patrol SNMP
port 82 [is] := port 82: xfer - XFER Utility
port 8200 [is] := port 8200: trivnet1 - TRIVNET
port 8201 [is] := port 8201: trivnet2 - TRIVNET
port 8204 [is] := port 8204: lm-perfworks - LM Perfworks
port 8205 [is] := port 8205: lm-instmgr - LM Instmgr
port 8206 [is] := port 8206: lm-dta - LM Dta
port 8207 [is] := port 8207: lm-sserver - LM SServer
port 828 [is] := port 828: itm-mcell-s - itm-mcell-s
port 829 [is] := port 829: pkix-3-ca-ra - PKIX-3 CA/RA
port 83 [is] := port 83: mit-ml-dev - MIT ML Device
port 8351 [is] := port 8351: server-find - Server Find
port 8376 [is] := port 8376: cruise-enum - Cruise ENUM
port 8377 [is] := port 8377: cruise-swroute - Cruise SWROUTE
port 8378 [is] := port 8378: cruise-config - Cruise CONFIG
port 8379 [is] := port 8379: cruise-diags - Cruise DIAGS
port 8380 [is] := port 8380: cruise-update - Cruise UPDATE
port 84 [is] := port 84: ctf - Common Trace Facility
port 8400 [is] := port 8400: cvd - cvd
port 8401 [is] := port 8401: sabarsd - sabarsd
port 8402 [is] := port 8402: abarsd - abarsd
port 8403 [is] := port 8403: admind - admind
port 8450 [is] := port 8450: npmp - npmp
port 8473 [is] := port 8473: vp2p - Virtual Point to Point
port 85 [is] := port 85: mit-ml-dev - MIT ML Device
port 8554 [is] := port 8554: rtsp-alt - RTSP Alternate (see port 554)
port 86 [is] := port 86: mfcobol - Micro Focus Cobol
port 87 [is] := port 87: - any private terminal link
port 873 [is] := port 873: rsync - rsync
port 8733 [is] := port 8733: ibus - iBus
port 8765 [is] := port 8765: ultraseek-http - Ultraseek HTTP
port 88 [is] := port 88: kerberos - Kerberos
port 886 [is] := port 886: iclcnet-locate - ICL coNETion locate server
port 887 [is] := port 887: iclcnet_svinfo - ICL coNETion server info
port 888 [is] := port 888: accessbuilder - AccessBuilder (or cddbp - CD Database Protocol)
port 8880 [is] := port 8880: cddbp-alt - CDDBP
port 8888 [is] := port 8888: ddi-tcp-1 - NewsEDGE server TCP (TCP 1)
port 8889 [is] := port 8889: ddi-tcp-2 - Desktop Data TCP 1
port 8890 [is] := port 8890: ddi-tcp-3 - Desktop Data TCP 2
port 8891 [is] := port 8891: ddi-tcp-4 - Desktop Data TCP 3: NESS application
port 8892 [is] := port 8892: ddi-tcp-5 - Desktop Data TCP 4: FARM product
port 8893 [is] := port 8893: ddi-tcp-6 - Desktop Data TCP 5: NewsEDGE/Web application
port 8894 [is] := port 8894: ddi-tcp-7 - Desktop Data TCP 6: COAL application
port 89 [is] := port 89: su-mit-tg - SU/MIT Telnet Gateway
port 8900 [is] := port 8900: jmb-cds1 - JMB-CDS 1
port 8901 [is] := port 8901: jmb-cds2 - JMB-CDS 2
port 9 [is] := port 9: discard - Discard
port 90 [is] := port 90: dnsix - DNSIX Securit Attribute Token Map (or Pointcast (UNOFFICIALLY))
port 900 [is] := port 900: omginitialrefs - OMG Initial Refs
port 9000 [is] := port 9000: cslistener - CSlistener
port 9006 [is] := port 9006: sctp - SCTP
port 9090 [is] := port 9090: websm - WebSM
port 91 [is] := port 91: mit-dov - MIT Dover Spooler
port 911 [is] := port 911: xact-backup - xact-backup
port 9160 [is] := port 9160: netlock1 - NetLOCK1
port 9161 [is] := port 9161: netlock2 - NetLOCK2
port 9162 [is] := port 9162: netlock3 - NetLOCK3
port 9163 [is] := port 9163: netlock4 - NetLOCK4
port 9164 [is] := port 9164: netlock5 - NetLOCK5
port 92 [is] := port 92: npp - Network Printing Protocol
port 9200 [is] := port 9200: wap-wsp - WAP connectionless session service
port 9201 [is] := port 9201: wap-wsp-wtp - WAP session service
port 9202 [is] := port 9202: wap-wsp-s - WAP secure connectionless session service
port 9203 [is] := port 9203: wap-wsp-wtp-s - WAP secure session service
port 9204 [is] := port 9204: wap-vcard - WAP vCard
port 9205 [is] := port 9205: wap-vcal - WAP vCal
port 9206 [is] := port 9206: wap-vcard-s - WAP vCard Secure
port 9207 [is] := port 9207: wap-vcal-s - WAP vCal Secure
port 93 [is] := port 93: dcp - Device Control Protocol
port 9321 [is] := port 9321: guibase - guibase
port 9343 [is] := port 9343: mpidcmgr - MpIdcMgr
port 9374 [is] := port 9374: fjdmimgr - fjdmimgr
port 9396 [is] := port 9396: fjinvmgr - fjinvmgr
port 9397 [is] := port 9397: mpidcagt - MpIdcAgt
port 94 [is] := port 94: objcall - Tivoli Object Dispatcher
port 95 [is] := port 95: supdup - SUPDUP
port 9500 [is] := port 9500: ismserver - ismserver
port 9535 [is] := port 9535: man - man
port 9594 [is] := port 9594: msgsys - Message System
port 9595 [is] := port 9595: pds - Ping Discovery Service
port 96 [is] := port 96: dixie - DIXIE Protocol Specification
port 97 [is] := port 97: swift-rvf - Swift Remote Virtural File Protocol
port 98 [is] := port 98: tacnews - TAC News
port 9876 [is] := port 9876: sd - Session Director
port 9888 [is] := port 9888: cyborg-systems - CYBORG Systems
port 989 [is] := port 989: ftps-data - ftp protocol, data, over TLS/SSL
port 9898 [is] := port 9898: monkeycom - MonkeyCom
port 99 [is] := port 99: metagram - Metagram Relay
port 990 [is] := port 990: ftps - ftp protocol, control, over TLS/SSL
port 991 [is] := port 991: nas - Netnews Administration System
port 992 [is] := port 992: telnets - telnet protocol over TLS/SSL
port 993 [is] := port 993: imaps - imap4 protocol over TLS/SSL
port 994 [is] := port 994: ircs - irc protocol over TLS/SSL
port 995 [is] := port 995: pop3s - pop3 protocol over TLS/SSL (was spop3)
port 996 [is] := port 996: vsinet - vsinet
port 997 [is] := port 997: maitrd - maitrd
port 998 [is] := port 998: busboy - busboy
port 999 [is] := port 999: puprouter - puprouter
port 9992 [is] := port 9992: palace - Palace
port 9993 [is] := port 9993: palace - Palace
port 9994 [is] := port 9994: palace - Palace
port 9995 [is] := port 9995: palace - Palace
port 9996 [is] := port 9996: palace - Palace
port 9997 [is] := port 9997: palace - Palace
port 9998 [is] := port 9998: distinct32 - Distinct32
port 9999 [is] := port 9999: distinct - distinct
pos [is] := 1. Piece of Sh*t . 2. Point-of-Sale. 3. perldoc -f pos
posix [is] := POSIX - Perl interface to IEEE Std 1003.1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/POSIX.html
possibly but [being] := that its a perl chan, i would think it's some
POST [is] := an http method, or Power On Self Test
postderef [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/release/WOLFSAGE/perl-5.23.1/lib/feature.pm#The-postderef-and-postderef_qq-features
Postel's Folly [is] := Being liberal in what one accepts results in producers that are nondeterminate in what they emit.
postfix [is] := http://www.spsu.edu/cs/faculty/bbrown/web_lectures/postfix/
PotC [is] := Pirates of the Carribean (Curse of the Black Pearl^W Perl)
powerless [is] := a midget in a getting stuff off a high shelf contest
macro pp [is] := [fact programming perl]
ppi [is] := Perl Parsing Interface - http://search.mcpan.org/dist/PPI/ - Parse and analyse Perl code from within Perl.
ppl [is] := ppl is "parts per liter". Perhaps you meant "people"?
ppm [is] := http://theoryx5.uwinnipeg.ca/ppms/
ppt [is] := the Perl Power Tools, implementations of many Unix user-land applications in Perl according to BSD standards. You can find it on CPAN at http://search.mcpan.org/dist/ppt/.
pptpd [is] := <syn> Alex_away: @#! // <syn> =>[]
pQuery [is] := pQuery where p = Perl at http://ajaxian.com/archives/pquery-where-p-perl
pr [is] := short for purr
practical mod_perl [is] := "Practical mod_perl" by Stas Bekman and Eric Cholet, freely available online on: http://modperlbook.org/
practice [is] := "Practice until you get it right. Rehearse until you cannot get it wrong." "Boss, it's all gone wrong!" "Fucking horse tits!"
pragma [is] := a bitch
pragma_ [am] := the most peskyest critter, on all #perl's user liste!
pragma_ drunkenness alert level [is] := orange
preaction [is] := for every action there is a preaction | has no hair on his knees
preaction: That [is] :=
precedence [is] := http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Precedence.html
preg [is] := Don't fucking ask us about your crappy php problems. We don't care. No, really, we don't care. PCRE has absolutely nothing to do with perl. And yes we know the people in ##php are too stupid to answer your question. We still don't care.
premade script [is] := We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere. #perl is for perl programmers who author code
premade scripts [is] := We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere. #perl is for perl programmers who author code
premature ejaculation [is] := what happens when you apply premature optimization to people.
premature end of script headers [is] := That means you aren't printing "Content-type: text/html\n\n" as the very first line of output.
premature optimization [is] := "Premature optimization is the root of all evil" - Donald Knuth :: Beware "Compulsive Tuning Disorder" - Gaja Krishna Vaidyanatha
prereqophobia [is] := the irrational, irascible (for the knowledgeable, anyway) fear of making one's life easier by eschewing all code reuse. Also known as NIH syndrome, for "Not Invented Here".
press button [is] := receive bacon
presume [is] := simcop2387's most likely unfinished (ever) resume application written in perl to create resumes in LaTeX (or other formats) and storing the data in an SQLite database to allow for changing of templates and updating the resume without concerns of formatting or reentering data.
pretty sure purl [is] :=
pretty sure we [are] := not on
prima [is] := a GUI toolkit written specifically for Perl, installable from CPAN. See http://www.prima.eu.org
print [is] :=
print "1 [is] :=
print "basic6 [is] :=
print "i [am] := genius to chat with bots"
print "you [is] :=
print 5x"lol this [is] :=
print thrig's receipt [is] := Printing... Done! Pick up your receipt on tray 2.
print("this [is] := a test of perlbot");
print_r [is] := use Data::Dumper; print Dumper %yourstructure
problem [is] := "It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information. When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting
problems [is] := "The significant problems we face can never be resolved at the level of thinking that created them." -- Albert Einstein
profanity [is] := the linguistic crutch of inarticulate fuckheads.
profi [is] := stupid
profiling [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/Devel::NYTProf and http://blog.timbunce.org/2008/07/15/nytprof-v2-a-major-advance-in-perl-profilers/
programmation [is] :=
programming perl [is] := "Programming Perl" by O'Reilly, if you get a recent edition, is a good alternative for people who already know some programming
programs [is] := "Programs should be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute." -- Abelson & Sussman
progress [is] := "you know you're making progress when the error message changes"
projects [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Perl_software
prompt [is] := ... what is my line?
pronel [is] := Swahili for "I don't know what I was saying, but the horse agreed with me."
protecting perl source [is] := futile. don't bother.
macro prototype [is] := [fact prototypes]
prototypes [is] := please don't write sub name_of_sub (...) { - it's almost certainly not what you want, just do sub name_of_sub { ... } - see http://ow.ly/RknZs for a detailed explanation of why. To do it properly see "Signatures" in perlsub. If you're on an older perl you can do it with "signatures", "Function::Parameters", or "Method::Signatures" from CPAN.
macro proverb [is] := <echo http://proverb.gener.at/or - <get http://proverb.gener.at/or //div[@class='spwort']>>
pseudoperl [is] := pseudoperl is a trademark of f00li5h industries P/L
macro psgi [is] := [fact plack]
psgi vs mod_perl [is] := http://perlmaven.com/perl-cgi-mod-perl-psgi
psion [is] := the super ruler of the ultramegaverse
PSoE [is] := Pointy Sticks over Ethernet
psychic [is] := We can't read minds!
psyop [is] := IRC user
psyop_ [is] := can't spell his nick right, see 'psyop'
psyperl [is] := gay
pubsub [is] := publish/subscribe event modules include Mojo::EventEmitter, MooseX::Event, Obj::Event, Mixin::Event::Dispatch
pugs [is] := http://www.pugscode.org/
pugs revisions log [is] := http://rt.openfoundry.org/Foundry/Project/Source/index.html/pugs/log/
pumpking [is] := The main maintainer of the perl 5 version that has the ultimate say on what to do there - see p5p.
punctuation [is] := ignored in
puns [is] := O obvious Pun! thou hast the grace / Of skeleton clock without a case-- / With all its boweling displayed, / And all its organs on parade. -- a.bierce
punycode turtle [is] := â�¾
purebasic [is] := see purebasic.com
purl [is] := wrong network buddy
purl: I [is] :=
purr [is] := happy kitty is happy
push button [is] := receive bacon
pussy stink [is] := sili
puzzle [is] := We're here to solve problems, not puzzles. Needless restrictions will only frustrate us and cause us to stop trying to help
pvp [is] := http://i.japh.se/pp.png
pwnd [is] := poenurd
pwned [is] := "yeah? well, that's what you are!"
pxperl [is] := http://pxperl.com/ (url dead - seems unmaintained) perl distribution for Windows that's not ActiveState and includes a C compiler and Pugs
pygmalion effect [is] := https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_effect - "The greater the expectation placed upon people, the better they perform." Contrast with the "golem effect".
pyronecroboviphiliac [is] := A #perl Editorial: Now, while it's true that I occasionally have sex with a flaming dead cow, I don't think that makes me a freak. A moment of tenderness between myself and fiery livestock doesn't mean anything.
python [is] := Python's slogan is "There's only one obvious way to do it." BASIC for Unix . Also see pvp. | http://imgur.com/tGfEZmb
python cmp perl [is] := http://i.japh.se/pp.png
python equivalent of XYZ [is] := We're Perl coders here, primarily. We probably don't know what Python's XYZ feature is.
python vs perl [is] := http://i.japh.se/pp.png
q[ender] [is] := a prude lumberjack plumbing hero, 2" AROUND, BITCH!
qa [is] := Quality Assurance
qemu [is] := http://fabrice.bellard.free.fr/qemu/
macro qgvbpstqrlvv [is] := eval "foal"eq lcarg d&n'?"phbutynlmrgq aplqqhtaucsn":"ok"'
macro qhgzyyeuehcr [is] := eval "foal"eqarg d&n'?"qhgzyyeuehcr":""'
macro qkqjjrphsqjm [is] := perlbot: foal icrxhtqllhlo
macro qryczqiiljne [is] := {echo wujyeoedpdly foal}
QtPlaty[HireMe] [is] := a water bound mammal that is looking for work
Qu'vatlh [is] := fuck you in klingon
quadratic [is] := Ax^2 + Bx + C = 0
quadratic formula [is] := x = ( -B +- sqrt(B**2 - 4AC)) / 2A
quanta [is] := helps with Zoffix's HTML hate but sadly not with his speling
query string [is] := Don't parse URL query parameters with a regex. Use URI/URI::QueryParam or Mojo::URL/Mojo::Parameters.
querylet [is] := http://use.perl.org/~rjbs/journal/20954
question [is] :=
question context [is] := Your question has too little information for us to help you. While we're sure you understand the specifics of your question, we don't know your situation as well as you do. So please elaborate.
questions [is] := How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
quick install [is] := PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 perl -MCPAN -e 'CPAN::Shell->notest("install", "The::Module")'
quick upgrade [is] := PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 perl -MCPAN -e 'CPAN::Shell->notest("install", CPAN::Shell->r)'
quick_install [is] := PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 perl -MCPAN -e 'CPAN::Shell->notest("install", "TheModule")'
quickcheck [is] := at http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~rjmh/QuickCheck/
quine [is] := "compose (eval (factoids quine))"
quit yapping [is] := http://www.stfu.se/
quote [is] := !quote
quotes [is] := http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html#Quote-Like-Operators
quoting hell [is] := quoting hell vs quoting heaven is https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sayeret-lambda/oTdS8d0hqoE
quuux [is] := you must be bored to get this far
quux [is] := quuux
qux [is] := quux
qv [is] := qv or not qv, is that the question?
qw[] [is] :=
r [is] := 'r' is a letter of the alphabet that comes before 's' and which can make just one sound - likely, however, if I am asked about it, you're wanting me to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID using 'r' instead of 'are' will appear. You can wean yourself of this habit by silently pronouncing it to yourself as 'grrr' when you are typing it, and then you will realize how stupid you look.
racism [is] := I'm not racist, I hate everyone! Except oblio.
Rahblahblah [is] := RAH BLAH BLAH.
railbait [is] := HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge
rakudo [is] := Check #perl6
randal schwartz condition [is] := Nobody expects the Randal Schwartz Condition - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sf-pm-perl-saints-instead-of-heroes
randal schwartz uncut [is] := at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/rss
Randal's books [is] := camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom
Randal's columns [is] := unix review (70 and counting), linux magazine (94 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html
random [is] := Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
rantanplan [is] := the dog who is stupider than his own shadow
RAS [is] := Redundant Acronym Syndrome. E.g. ATM machine or RAS syndrome.
rat [is] := is no rat, is hamster
raw mod_perl 2 [is] := "I don't like the best practices answer someone gave me, will someone else coddle to my anachronistic development style?"
RAWR [is] := RAWR
rcsheets: yea buubot [is] :=
RDA [is] := Richard Dean Anderson
rdab [is] := Read Docs; Apply Brain
rdd [is] := Rubber Duck Debugging is a debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
re [is] := For regular expressions see the perldocs http://p3rl.org/RE and http://xrl.us/ozni and http://perl-begin.org/topics/regular-expressions/
-protected- re101 [is] :=
read [is] := Reading a document actually means reading it. If someone tells you your answer is in a particular document and you claim to actually have already read it and didn't find your answer, then perhaps your biggest problem right now isn't what you think it is.
read entire file [is] := $file = do { local $/; <FILE> }; # perldoc perlvar, see $/ for an explanation
read my mind [is] := what mind?
reading code [is] := Reading code is harder than writing it - http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000069.html ; Also see: http://xrl.us/bfnksh
realmolaca [is] := it's an awesome videogame.
Rearden [is] := a communist
recent [is] := http://search.cpan.org/uploads.rdf - A RDF-formatted feed for recent CPAN distribution submissions
recommends_policy [is] := CPAN.pm uses o conf recommends_policy to decide whether to install just the required modules, or the recommended ones as well, see perldoc CPAN
recurion [is] := recursion (n): see recursion
recurse [is] := Deep recursion on factoids
-protected- recursion [is] := recursion (n): see recursion
red herring [is] := see XY problem
redhat [is] := in need of perl-core and/or perl-devel if you can't get expected things to work.
redhat chop shop [is] := http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2009/08/msg149747.html
reeality [is] := http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/reeality
macro ref [is] := [fact references]
refactoring [is] := http://www.refactoring.com/ - Improving the quality of code without changing its external behaviour.
references [is] := For information about references in perl, see the built-in perldocs: http://p3rl.org/REF , or if that fails: http://perl-begin.org/topics/references/ .
references quick reference [is] := http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=69927
reflex [is] := http://www.slideshare.net/rcaputo/reflex-how-does-it-work-extended-dance-remix
refquick [is] := A quick reference to reference syntax: http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=References%20quick%20reference
refref [is] := ref
macro refs [is] := [fact references]
refs rule 1 [is] := @array -> @ array -> @{ $arrayref } -> @$arrayref
regex [is] := We don't do non-perl regex questions here, not even if you think the answer is the same in your language as it is in perl. It usually isn't! (it's also not our fault that nobody in #php or #regex knows the answer.) See PCRE and #regex | Ask me about Regexp::Debugger
regex characters [is] := . == [^\n]; \s == [\x20\f\t\r\n]; \w == [A-Za-z0-9_]; \d == [0-9]; \S, \W and \D negate
regex coach [is] := http://www.weitz.de/regex-coach/
regex help [is] := read "mastering regular expressions" (j. friedl, o'reilly), read through http://www.regular-expressions.info/, get o'reilly's regular expression cookbook. perldoc perlre. see also: regex
regex info [is] := http://regular-expressions.info/
regex question [is] := When you ask a regex question you won't get a good answer without three things: 1) The language it will be written in; 2) An example of the REAL input data, not a faked up version; and 3) What you need out and how you will use it.
regexen [is] := plural of regex
regexp [is] := See "regex"
regexp::debugger [is] := Visually debug regexes in place. See demo here: http://youtu.be/zcSFIUiMgAs
-protected- regexplain [is] :=
regexplain /this [is] :=
rehelp [is] :=
rehome [is] :=
rehtml [is] :=
rehtmlbook [is] := Oh, you want to regex html? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjfnfeW0AA0G5h.jpg
rehumor [is] :=
rehumour [is] :=
reimplements a few of oblio's features but the code [is] :=
reinstall local::lib [is] := perl -MExtUtils::Installed -E 'say for ExtUtils::Installed->new(inc_override => [split /:/, $ENV{PERL_LOCAL_LIB_ROOT}])->modules();' | cpanm --reinstall # also, make mst make something nicer
reinventing the wheel [is] := Whatever reasons you have for reinventing the wheel please look at some existing wheels first before you ask us what shape wheels ought to be.
reip [is] := japhy's excellet regular expressions guide: http://japhy.perlmonk.org/book/
relarn [is] := omg learn how to spell. retard!
relationship [is] := a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
relean Christianty as oh look, a religion! this [is] := a tech channel, let's keep to vi vs. emacs for the holy wars please
relearn .tl as .tl [is] := .tl is East Timor
relearn docs like cpan [is] :=
relearn emacs as emacs [is] := a fine OS. But what it lacks to compete with Linux is a good text editor. If you still insist, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emacs
relearn haskell [is] :=
relearn haskell as http://www.haskell.org/ - a purely functional, very strongly typed programming language that [was] := used for Pugs - the first attempt at a Perl 6 compiler (now defunct).
relearn here docs [is] := here documents are arbitrary strings with style! http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture4/string-forms/here_doc.html ; http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col12.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_document
relearn html as Don't parse or modify html with regular expressions! See one of HTML::Parser's subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder(::Xpath)?, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/. If your response begins "that's overkill. i only want to..." you [are] := wrong, see also http://tinyurl.com/ydb4j9j
relearn html Don't parse or modify html with regular expressions! See one of HTML::Parser's subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder(::Xpath)?, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/. If your response begins "that's overkill. i only want to..." you [are] := wrong, see also http://tinyurl.com/ydb4j9j
relearn latemp [is] := Latemp - http://web-cpan.shlomifish.org/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that. It's an offline CMS, and does not aim to be the same as online CMSes like Drupal.
relearn latemp as Latemp - http://web-cpan.shlomifish.org/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that. It's an offline CMS, and does not aim [to be] := the same as online CMSes like Drupal.
relearn made up as rather than asking us for help with a made up piece of code that you believe [is] := equivalent to your real problem, please use the pastebin to show us real, actual code - it's easier for us to discard unneeded context than to infer missing context
relearn modern perl [is] := 1. The book and blog by chromatic - http://modernperlbooks.com/ 2. http://search.cpan.org/dist/Modern-Perl/ .
relearn pastebin as Paste your code to http://scsys.co.uk:8002/perl or http://p3m.org/pfn/perl and #Perl [will be] := able to view it.
relearn perl begin [is] := The Perl Beginners' Site - http://perl-begin.org/ ; Contribute to it at: https://bitbucket.org/shlomif/perl-begin .
relearn perl core as Perl core [is] := a set of CPAN modules that happen to have been installed when you installed perl(1). The presence of a module in core is neither here nor there. Install the module you want with cpan Module. See local::lib.
relearn php [is] :=
relearn php as http://tnx.nl/php <mst> ruby [is] := halfway between lisp and perl just like PHP is halfway between a template system and VB 5. see also: http://www.articlesbase.com/videos/5min/406012 "PHP is a malignant perl templating language that metastasised"
relearn template as Template Toolkit, Text::Template, ClearSilver, Petal. HTML::Template [is] := unmaintained and should probably be avoided (there are some spin-offs).
relearn threads [is] := Before you start implementing code using Perl's threads, please remember that Perl's threads are not like other threads. Please see http://perldoc.perl.org/perlthrtut.html to learn more; specifically the "What kind of threads are perl threads?" section. Also see: http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=288022
relearn threads as Before you start implementing code using Perl's threads, please remember that Perl's threads [are] := not like other threads. Please see http://perldoc.perl.org/perlthrtut.html to learn more; specifically the "What kind of threads are perl threads?" section. Also see: http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=288022
relearn thx as THX [is] := http://enwp.org/THX , a sound reproduction standard - and worse still, a set of macros in perl core for XS to use. So please spell out "thanks" in #perl (or use the northern english "ta" and blame mst)
relears cargo cult [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html
remember [is] := rhymes with september
remote install [is] := A) Ask your provider to install it. B) Get shell access, install your self. C) Fake shell access with perl cgi scripts D) Cross compile on a compatible local box and upload.
remove module [is] := Either use CPANPLUS or see http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_delete_Perl_modules
remove modules [is] := See http://xrl.us/ma97 for information relating to removing modules.
rename [is] := https://metacpan.org/release/File-Rename - not the crap one from util-linux.
Rene [is] := one of those types who ignores responses in multiple channels.
repeat [is] := Don't repeat yourself. Someone will help you if they feel the urge.
repl [is] := Read-Eval-Print-Loop - see reply from Reply, re.pl from Devel::REPL, tinyrepl from Eval::WithLexicals, or perlsh from App::perlsh | an anagram of perl!
republican [is] := http://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/test/zone/xml/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9CZWV0bGVCYWlsZXkvMjAwNS8wNC9CZWV0bGVfQmFpbGV5X3FzLjIwMDUwNDAzXzkwMC5naWY=
repute [is] := Yaakov's panacea in channel management, check the wiki at http://thirdlobe.com/projects/repute/
reref [is] := http://bit.ly/1VppLoL
macro resolve [is] := <eval $str = <quote d <compose <arg>~>>; if ($str=~/failed to find/) {$str = <quote d <compose fact <arg>~>>;} $str>
resolve hostname [is] := perl -le 'use Socket; print inet_ntoa scalar(gethostbyname "google.com")'
rest [is] := http://webservices.xml.com/pub/a/ws/2002/02/20/rest.html
retard [is] := Ask me to "be a retard". I won't let you down.
retardo [is] := YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!
retest [is] :=
return 5x"lol this [is] := better";
macro review [is] := [fact reviews [arg]]
macro reviews [is] := eval $_=quote d get http://metacpan.org/pod/fact urlencode `arg~~ //a[@class="release-name"]/@href~~; s|/release/|http://cpanratings.perl.org/dist/|; $ eq "Your Xpath didn't match anything" ? "No reviews found" : $_~
-protected- macro revision [is] := [fact revisions [arg]]
revisions it [is] :=
revisions it is [is] :=
rewrite [is] := on my TODO
rfc [is] := request for comments
rfc1918 [is] := rfc1918 is also bcp 5. It defines private networks that aren't to be routed on the public internet. The networks are 10.0.0.0/8, 172.16.0.0/12, and 192.168.0.0/16.
rfc822 [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/src/EFOLLEY/HTML-FormatData-0.10/lib/HTML/FormatData.pm
RFE [is] := Chris62vw needs to add convenient factoid addition features to you
rhcomic [is] := http://cheezburger.com/View/4873873152
rhebus [is] := religiously opposed to inheritance but don't tell him I said that
rhel [is] := in need of perl-core and/or perl-devel if you can't get expected things to work.
rhend15 [is] := Robert Hendriks
rhs [is] := right hand side
ribasushi [is] := not in the database
rick [is] := Never gonna give you up //Never gonna let you down //Never gonna run around and desert you //Never gonna make you cry //Never gonna say goodbye //Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
RicksWiki [is] := a wiki written in perl at http://104.10.177.250:8080
RicksWM [is] := http://72.211.166.141:8080/RicksWM-5.2.2.tar.gz
RIF [is] := Reading is Fun-duh-mental
rifcraze [is] := a smack starved junkie
right [is] := How the hell should I know? TIAS, jackass
right channel [is] := Why are you asking that question here? Ask that question in the appropriate channel. While we are smart and might know the answer, this does not give you permission to ask off topic questions here
right thing [is] := "I tried the right thing, and had a problem, so I did the wrong thing, and now I have a problem with that, can you help me fix the wrong thing?" ... what's wrong with this sentence?
rindolf [is] := Shlomi Fish, http://www.shlomifish.org/ (His F.A.Q. - http://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/ ), a.k.a "shlomif", "Rindolf", "Rin", "Rindy", "Rinny", etc.
rindolf about gmail [is] := http://shlomif.livejournal.com/46955.html
macro rindolf flickr [is] := [fact shlomif photos [arg]]
rindolf networking problem [is] := see shlomif networking problem
rindolf on php [is] := http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/30039
macro rindolf photos [is] := [fact shlomif photos [arg]]
rindolf stories [is] := Shlomi Fish's stories, screenplays, aphorisms, and quotes - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/
rindolf: not really, if you want to write some perlbot's original codebase [is] := on github still http://github.com/simcop2387/
rindolf: we [are] := not calling you fish, it's
ristretto [is] := an espresso with half the water
rizen [is] := JT, the creator of WebGUI, aka TMRFE
rjbs [is] := Ricardo Signes . http://search.mcpan.org/~rjbs/ ; http://rjbs.manxome.org/
rms [is] := 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman ; 2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_mean_square
roar [is] := Robot Dinosaurs that shoot lasers when they roar! http://www.bubblebox.com/play/action/1337.htm
Rob_ [is] := Ein 16 jähriger mensch
robeph [is] := <robeph> then yoiu could use like... :) emoticons to express the end... :):):):):-P!!!! YOUR EGGS IS DUN!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Robert_w [is] := Ich bin kein Unterstrich
robokit [is] := a f00li5h based irc robot made out of buubot and pestering
Rochester, New York (43.1Â°N/76.2Â°W); Updated: 2:45 [AM] := CST (December 11, 2012); Conditions: Light Snow â�� @ -2Â°C (28Â°F), Humidity: 70%; Dew Point: 71Â° F >>> Mostly Clear
rofl [is] := ROFLCOPTER (see 'lol')
roflmfaoaotp [is] := idiocy
-protected- macro roll [is] := [eval use Rand::MersenneTwister; $r=Rand::MersenneTwister->new(); $r->seed(); if ("[arg arg]" =~ /^(\d+|)d(\d+)(?:\s*(+|-)\s*(\d+))?$/i) {$d=$2; $c=$1||1; $o=($4*($3 eq"-"?-1:1))||0; @t=(); for $i (1..$c){$q=1+int($r->rand($d));push@t,$q;$t+=$q;}; $z=$t+$o; "You rolled @t = $t + $o = $z";}]
roll rick [is] := http://xrl.us/2cab
Roll:::Rick [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Roll::Rick [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
macro rollerrno [is] := [eval $! = rand 2**8]
rolling your own [is] := #perl has this to say on the subject of rolling your own: "Don't."
romero [is] := <jromero> z0mg, needs more pentagrams!
Romnous [is] := completely wrong.
room [is] := #perl is a channel. Rooms are for AOL.
root [is] := Don't use IRC as root! Log out now! Come back as a user.
root also [is] := The Alpha, the Omega, and all the silly characters in between and on the other sides. It's the allpowerful user in a UNIX-like system.. LOG OUT NOW. YOU ARE INSECURE. Come back as a user.
root local::lib [is] := yum remove perl-homedir
RoR [is] := Ruby on Rails ( http://www.rubyonrails.org/ ) - a Ruby web development framework.
Rosh Gadol [is] := http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2004/12/06.html - literally "Big Head" or "Small Head", Hebrew slang for taking initiative, and being awesome at your job or responsibilities regardless of how small they are.
macro rosh katan [is] := [fact rosh gadol]
macro rosh qatan [is] := [fact rosh gadol]
-protected- macro rot13 [is] := <eval $_ = "<arg>"; $=~y/a-zA-Z/n-za-mN-ZA-M/; $>
rot13: the p226r [is] :=
round [is] := try perldoc -q round, or use sprintf, or sub round { my $num = $_[0]; $num = int($num + .5); return $num }
royal road [is] := "There is no royal road to geometry" -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Euclid
RPDrake [is] := a good friend
rperl [is] := http://rperl.org/
rpm [is] := RPM Package Manager. See: http://www.rpm.org/ , http://perl.net.au/wiki/CPAN#CPAN.pm.2FCPANPLUS.pm_Wrappers_for_Distributions | the one true package manager | shit
RS::Handy [is] := at http://www.argon.org/~roderick/#handy
rss [is] := rich site summary
rsync [is] := http://samba.anu.edu.au/rsync/ - a tool for remote synchronisation of files and directory structures. Many features.
rt [is] := 1. Request Tracker - the Perl/CPAN issue tracker - http://rt.cpan.org/ ; http://rt.perl.org/rt3/ . 2. Real Time
RTFA [is] := Read The Fucking Article, Cunt Face
rtfm [is] := RTFM - Read the Fuc^H^Hine Manual. or http://mongers.org/rtfm or http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rtfm.png
rtfs [is] := READ THE FUCKING SOURCE
rtl [is] := right to left
rtmfmcs [is] := READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MANUAL COCK SUCKER
rtpaste [is] := raise a request tracker ticket by pipes http://f00li5h.pin21.com/blog/rtpaste:-Paste-to-and-from-Request-Tracker-tickets.html
rub a dub dub [is] := "Rub a dub dub" from "Joel on Software" - http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000348.html
rubber duck [is] := A debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
rubber duck debugging [is] := A debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
rubber-duck [is] := A debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
rubber-duck debugging [is] := A debugging technique whereby you explain your problem to a rubber duck, and by the process of formulating a complete explanation, you discover where the bug lies. See http://lists.ethernal.org/oldarchives/cantlug-0211/msg00174.html
ruby [is] := ruby is a wannabe perl
ruby vs. perl regexen [is] := <paddor> rhizo: why is ruby's regex-engine inferior? it's the same! PCRE
rubyeval: print ["dhoss","dross"].max + " [is] :=
ruignoring [is] := Are you ignoring this?
rule 1 [is] := You must spell out all words and not use leet speak in #perl
rule 17 [is] := Getting bored yet?
rule 2 [is] := Please follow our motto of "Don't ask to ask, just ask"
rule 3 [is] := Stop asking me about silly rules and get back to work.
Rule 34 [is] := There is porn of it. No exceptions.
rule 4 [is] := don't forget to HLAGH
rule 5 [is] := The fifth rule of #perl is you do not talk about #perl.
rule 6 [is] := evidently several people didn't read rule 3
rule 7 [is] := SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FLAMING CRAP WEASEL
rule 8 [is] := dongs
rules [is] := Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools
run dmc [is] := "It's like that, and that's the way it is hugh"
running the code [is] := show us (1) your exact current code (2) your exact current data (3) the entire shell session where you ran the code, including the command line and the output
runs code in scalar context. if the result [is] := a string, it prints it; if it's a ref, it uses Data::Dumper
rx [is] := http://rjbs.manxome.org/rx/
rÃ¶v [is] :=
S.M.O.P. [is] := Simple Matter of Programming
s/n [is] := signal to noise ratio. when there is more noise than signal, the signal becomes unrecognisable. (aka: shut up and stay on topic)
s5 [is] := a slide show format based entirely on XHTML, CSS, and JavaScript.
sa paste [is] := Paste your code and #spamassassin will be able to view it: http://sial.org/pbot/spamassassin
sad [is] := http://sadtrombone.com/
sadly utf8 [is] :=
sadwap [is] := suck a dick, win a prize
safp [is] := submit a fucking patch
safrican wanted you to know about "perl": perl [is] := a program. Perl is a language. There are many versions of perl, but only five versions of Perl. There is no such thing as PERL. See perldoc -q 'difference between'.
sapir whorf [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapir-Whorf_hypothesis - your language constrain and affects your thought. Also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blub_(programming).
saq [is] := http://ginini.com/perlsaq.html
Sarapan pagi [is] := god morning
sauce [is] := Chicken fingers with a side of blondie sauce
sawn [is] := IDIOT
say "$_ [is] := even" if $_% 2 == 0 ;
say "oh This [is] :=
say something loud! [is] := I AM YELLING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
say something nice about AnyEvent [is] := it's quite popular
say what [is] :=
say what you want [is] := Tell us what you want, not what some other language calls it.
Saying bit [is] := cooler than saying.
says "Python [is] := a BASIC for unix". What does that mean? Is it a powerless language?
says PP [is] :=
says what [is] := what
sc0 [is] := You mean sco, not sc0
scalar hash [is] := https://metacpan.org/pod/release/SHAY/perl-5.25.3/pod/perldelta.pod#scalar-hash-return-signature-changed
scary factorial [is] := An example of a tail-recursive factorial function in perl is: sub fac { fac(my $a = $[0], my $b = $[0] - 1) } sub fac { return $[0] unless $[1] > 1; $[0] *= $[1]; $_[1]--; goto &_fac };'
scent [is] := â��
scent's aliases [is] := penz, s, s, scentia, omgb00bies, n00b
scentia [is] := GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaay
scheme [is] := Scheme is a minimal dialect of Lisp. See sicp. It seems to be a rite of passage for every programmer to write their own Scheme implementation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheme_%28programming_language%29
schlemiel the painter [is] := Schlemiel the Painter's Algorithms - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlemiel_the_Painter%27s_algorithm
schmorperl [is] := schmorperl, also known as "stableperl", is MLEHMANN's fork of perl 5.22, with some commits removed to keep Coro working without having to fix it. See http://schplog.schmorp.de/2015-06-06-a-stable-perl.html
schwartzh [is] := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJ-4hjNZRM # may the schwartz be with you
schwartzian [is] := The Schwartzian Transform. See st
Schwartzian Transform [is] := http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html
Schwern's books [is] := http://schwern.org/~schwern/litmus_test/index.html
science [is] := science may have killed the cat, but it also made him a good scientist
scnetia [is] := STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaight
sco [is] := search.cpan.org is just a random closed interface to cpan. it is not official in any way shape or form. please also see metacpan.
scold [is] := %nick%, %nick%, %nick%... what ever shall I do with you?
scoping [is] := Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html
scor1 [is] := Adnan Akbar
scottmc [is] := <scottmc> you fucking idiot if I leave the quotes out it wont compile
scrable this [is] := a test.
scrape [is] := (check the EULA to see if you're allowed to scrape the site) then try their API, then look for an RSS/Atom feed, then try WWW::Mechanize/LWP
screen [is] := Screen is a full-screen window manager that multiplexes a physical terminal between several processes, typically interactive shells. Read more here: http://www.gnu.org/software/screen/screen.html
screen-scraping [is] := Screen-scraping with WWW::Mechanize and HTML::TokeParser - http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/01/22/mechanize.html
screw [is] := a nail with threads
ScribbleJ [is] := You might enjoy it, depending on how you swing.
script error [is] := Do you join #C and expect help if Word gives you a formatting error? No? Then don't expect #perl to help when some random script is giving you an error.
scripting language [is] := The term "scripting language" is problematic - http://is.gd/FidFZ9 ( https://github.com/shlomif/Freenode-programming-channel-FAQ/blob/master/FAQ.mdwn ).
scrottie [is] := useless like a 2 inch penis
-protected- sdl [is] := Simple Directmedia Layer - a cross-platform library for multimedia and games. See its Perl bindings at: http://sdl.perl.org/ .
sdl perl [is] := http://sdlperl.org/
search [is] := Try this: http://search.perlhacks.com/
search.cpan.org had a link to the source which [is] :=
sec.pl [is] := http://simple-evcorr.sourceforge.net/ - event correlation tool for advanced event processing which can be harnessed for event log monitoring and blah blah blahsdj
second base [is] := What is on second base.
secret hamster [is] := Is a secret hamster the type gays stick up their butts?
secure http (https) with perl [is] := http://search.mcpan.org/src/GAAS/libwww-perl-5.834/README.SSL. If you have warnings on lwp6+ about Peer Cert not verified, install Mozilla::CA and/or export PERL_LWP_SSL_VERIFY_HOSTNAME=0
security [is] := https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Main_Page
sed [is] := Sed intro and tutorial http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Sed.html
seems [is] :=
seems to say TableExtract [is] :=
macro seen [is] := <seen <arg>>
seen f00li5h [is] := f00li5h was last seen on #perl 2h 04m ago saying "meow"
segg [is] := ass
select [is] := select - Returns the currently selected filehandle or sets the current default filehandle for output. See perldoc -f select and IO::Select
select loop [is] := http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asynchronous_I/O
self [is] := southeast linux fest
self-awareness [is] := perlbot
selfishness [is] := Selflessness, Selfishness, Rational Self-Growth and anything between is http://xrl.us/v8nw
Sempai [is] := Senior teacher
macro send email [is] := [fact sending email [arg]]
sending email [is] := Email::Sender::Simple is generally the simplest way to do simple mail sending. If you want to use SMTP, try Email::Sender::Transport::SMTP. With TLS, ::TLS. Construct email messages with Email::MIME. For more complex MIME messages, see Email::MIME::Kit::*. Or use Email::Stuffer to combine Email::MIME and Email::Sender::Simple in a simple interface.
sending mail [is] := Email::Sender::Simple is generally the simplest way to do simple mail sending. If you want to use SMTP, try Email::Sender::Transport::SMTP. With TLS, ::TLS. Construct email messages with Email::MIME. For more complex MIME messages, see Email::MIME::Kit::* In a hurry? Email::Stuffer
SEO [is] := Search Engine Optimization | http://www.contrast.ie/blog/seo-is-bullshit/
sequence point [is] := A sequence point in imperative programming defines any point in a computer program's execution at which it is guaranteed that all side effects of previous evaluations will have been performed, and no side effects from subsequent evaluations have yet been performed.
macro serialisation [is] := [fact serialization]
serialization [is] := Encode complex data structures as strings/streams. See YAML, JSON, Sereal, Storable. See also SQLite or DBM::Deep for database-like access. http://perl-begin.org/FAQs/freenode-perl/#How_can_I_store_Perl_Data_Structures_on_the_Hard_Disk.3F
macro set @INC [is] := [fact set inc [arg]]
macro set inc [is] := [fact @INC]
setuid [is] := POSIX::setuid() or http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvar.html#%24UID
Seven useful uses of local [is] := Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html
sex [is] := just like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any
sfb [is] := http://p3rl.org/sfb
sga-quote1 [is] := I already gave you the plan. A plan full of holes? So fill them. What, what if I run into a problem? Work around it! - Stargate Atlantis s5e16 dialog between McKay and lesser scientist.
sgml [is] := don't be a pedant. see also html
sgu [is] := the best of television ever, in the future.
sh -x [is] := For printing every line of Perl code, see https://metacpan.org/release/Devel-TraceUse ; https://metacpan.org/release/Devel-Trace ; https://metacpan.org/module/Devel::TraceVars
shabang [is] := #!/usr/bin/perl
shadowcat [is] := http://shadowcat.co.uk/ - the Catalyst and systems consultancy mst works for, who also host the http://cpan.shadowcatprojects.net/ mirror
shaldannon [is] := married!
shall we play a game [is] := How about a nice game of chess?
shalom [is] := uvrakha!
shalom etymology [is] := http://shlomif.livejournal.com/42172.html (also see the comments) - Hebrew word of Proto-Semitic origins meaning "well-begin", "peace", "harmony", "welfare", etc.
shame on you [is] := I'm sorry master
sharpen the saw [is] := "If I had 8 hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend 6 sharpening my axe." http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?SharpenTheSaw
shawshank [is] := http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/
shazbot [is] := For shith.
she [is] := she who must be obeyed
shebang [is] := the #! in #!/usr/bin/perl - might also be /usr/bin/env perl and then #!perl -Corwhatevs to set flags on subsequent lines (but not -T) - see also http://www.in-ulm.de/~mascheck/various/shebang/
shell clippy [is] := Hi! It looks like you're trying to pass variables to a another program by invoking a shell with backticks! Did you mean: system(@ARGS)
shell quote [is] := Be careful! Use open, system(@list) or see https://p3rl.org/String::ShellQuote
shellquote [is] := Be careful! Use open, system(@list) or see https://p3rl.org/String::ShellQuote
shells [is] := many local LUGs offer free accounts (some just to locals/members/etc.); first 3 are free and i've heard good things. acme is non-free and i've heard good things. others i can't vouch: http://www.freeshell.org/index.cgi http://www.geekshells.org/ http://www.cluenet.org/ http://blinkenshell.org/wiki/Start http://www.acmeshells.com/ http://www.rootshell.be/; http://www.dmoz.org/Computers/Internet/Chat/IRC/Shell_Pr
sherbang [is] := british #!/usr/bin/env perl
sherlock holmes about Awk [is] := Sherlock Holmes about Awk - http://shlomifish.livejournal.com/1991.html - don't keep too much knowledge in you resident mind. "What you don't know, doesn't hurt you."
sherlock method [is] := See test case
sheyala [is] := ERROR - undefined
shit [is] := Clean it up!
shitcock [is] := http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
shithead [is] := Somewhere in the mysterious deep South of the US, a black woman decided to name her kid shuh-TEED (the pronounciation), spelled s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d.
shlomi [is] := 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shlomi - a common Israeli first name (mostly masculine) and the name of an Israeli development town. 2. Shlomi Fish (see "rindolf" or "shlomif"). 3. Some other well-known people, usually Israelis, called that.
shlomif [is] := rindolf's alias/handle outside of IRC (and sometimes on IRC) . See http://www.shlomifish.org/ ; http://www.shlomifish.org/me/blogs/ ; http://www.shlomifish.org/me/contact-me/
macro shlomif flickr [is] := [fact shlomif photos [arg]]
shlomif music [is] := http://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/ ; http://eskimo.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/
shlomif networking problem [is] := http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/7034.html
shlomif photos [is] := http://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/
shlomif vim tips [is] := http://shlomif.livejournal.com/tag/vim and http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/tag/vim
shoe or bottle [is] := Pounding A Nail: Old Shoe or Glass Bottle? http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/archive/2005/05/25/408925.aspx
shoes [is] := a Gtk module in Ruby, written by _why. It doesn't come with Jimmy Choo's.
shootout [is] := http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/
macro shorten [is] := <shorten <arg>>
show code [is] := Show us the shortest real code example that demonstrates your problem. An edited or shortened example almost definitely doesn't tell us what we need to know to help you.
show me your references [is] := http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col68.html
show us the code [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/show-us-the-whole-code/
show us the whole code [is] := http://www.shadowcat.co.uk/blog/matt-s-trout/show-us-the-whole-code/
SHRDLU [is] := a program for understanding natural language, written by Terry Winograd at the M.I.T. Artificial Intelligence Laboratory in 1968-70.
shred [is] := http://youtu.be/y2KQ1gqZApM#t=140
shrug [is] := Â¯_(ã��)_/Â¯
shuffle [is] := use the List::Util module, or perl -le 'sub shuffle{my $aref = shift;my $i;for($i = @$aref; --$i;){my $j = int rand($i + 1);@$aref[$j,$i] = @$aref[$i,$j];}}@array = qw(A 2 3 4 5 6);shuffle(@array);print @array;'
shut up [is] := :|
SIA [is] := Stupid Internet Acronyms
siad [is] :=
sicp [is] := http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/ - "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" - A Classical Text on Programming
sieve [is] := my %sieve; my @primes = (2,3); my ($p_i, $p, $q, $n)=(1,3,9,3); push @primes, do { { $n += 2; if ( my $s = delete $sieve{$n} ) { push @{$sieve{$n + $}}, $ for @$s; redo } elsif ( $n < $q ) { $n } else { push @{$sieve{$q + $p2}}, $p * 2; $p = $primes[++$p_i]; $q = $p$p; redo } } } while @primes < 100; @primes
sigils [are] := cooked apricots covered in maple syrup
sigils sigils [are] := the characters before variables, functions, and other things: $ @ % & *
signatures [is] := use experimental qw(signatures); or use Function::Parameters qw(:strict);
sili [is] := a lazy transexual nazi eskimo anarchist antichrist sexist with cherry pits for balls that have the testosterone to power the NFL who gets icicles on his pussy when the temperature drops below 25Â°C
sili's favorite language [is] := Lojban
sili's girl [is] := See 1337 h4x0r.
sili_ [is] := HATES WOMEN
sillyness [is] := eval: perlbot: sillyness
sim's gripper [is] := important dimensions: bar A is 46.762mm, bar B - XXX; gear 10.5mm 13mm; rod angle, 83.2degres
simcop [is] := Your insults lack wit and creativity.
simcop2387 [is] := exists to ruin jokes with "well, actually"
simcop2387's taste in command parsers [is] := awful,
simcop2387-lap [is] := confused | bored | this is a really long string that should overflow the message limitation | this is a really long string that should overflow the message limitation | this is a really long string that should overflow the message limitation | this is a really long string that should overflow the message limitation | this is a really long string that should overflow the message limitation
simpcop2387 [is] := a Crazy old bat who programs CGI in ASM
simple [is] := ::Simple modules rarely are.
simple module tutorial [is] := Simple Module Tutorial: http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=102347
six stages of debugging [is] := 1) That can't happen 2) That doesn't happen on my machine 3) That shouldn't happen 4) Why is that happening 5) Oh, I see 6) How did that ever work?
sixtyfour [is] :=
sjohnson [is] := sort of an irc vagabond, moving from one irc shell to the next. never stopping.
skeptic developer [is] := you say it works? prove(1) it!
skids [is] := another word for fail
sknox [is] := Missing In Action
skraito [is] := soy bomb
skydrome [is] :=
skydrome, simcop2387 here [is] := a perl developer and the owner of
slackware [is] := slackware 14.1 released!
slackware Slackware 10.0 [is] := released!
slang dictionary [is] := The Online Slang Dictionary - http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/
sleepycoder [is] := <Sleepy_Coder> Ahh... Well, when I make the mistake of acting like I know more than is average and I get ripped apart by those that do, I usually pretend I recently learned English. ;p </secret>
slice [is] := my @oses = qw/freebsd openbsd netbsd linux/; my @favorites = @oses[0..2]; # saves freebsd, openbsd, and netbsd to @favorites
SLOC [is] := source lines of code
slow re [is] := http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html
slow regex [is] := http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html
slurp [is] := slurping is reading the whole file into memory in one go. Use File::Slurper or something like my $file_contents = do { local $/; readline($fh) };. Also see: http://perl-begin.org/topics/files-and-directories/#string_slurp_utf8
slurping [is] := | Path::Tiny::path($filename)->slurp | slurping is also Path::Tiny::path($filename)->slurp
slut [is] := A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.
slut barbie [is] := My nipples are HARD!
small cats [is] := oh just fucking die already
smart people [is] := <Colloid> i know but people who code php are not as smart as the perl ppl
smart questions [is] := How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
smart quotes [is] := <img src=â��c:\windows\LOGO.BMPâ�� title=â��Youâ��re smart!â�� />
smartmatch [is] := broken because eval: use warnings; my @foo = 0..10; print "this matches" if "0 but true" ~~ @foo; ... too vague for predictable behavior, use the comparison you mean or try Smart::Match for explicit smartmatching | "Any non-trivial example of smartmatch usually does something other than the author intended."
smaug [is] := Bard bait
smb [is] := Super Mario Brothers
smoke [is] := http://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/test/zone/xml/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9CZWV0bGVCYWlsZXkvMjAwNC8wNi9CZWV0bGVfQmFpbGV5LjIwMDQwNjE1XzkwMC5naWY=
smokes mad chronic [is] := that's right.
smop [is] := Simple Matter of Programming
snafu [is] := situation normal all fucked up
snappy [is] := http://tinyurl.com/m3vhxv2
snoop0x7b [is] := f00li5h> ... gay sex ... snoop0x7b> Nebulam: I think they're kind of a pain in the ass
snowman [is] := http://canyouactually.com/wp-content/uploads/7-299.jpg
so [is] :=
so Switch.pm breaking a lot [is] :=
so what do you know [is] := Everything I know can be found at http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi
So who [is] := responsible for?
so, you [are] := saying that you won't allow me to recurse (??{-expressions, is that it?
so, you are saying that you won't allow me to recurse (??{-expressions, [is] :=
soap [is] := avoid SOAP::Lite, try SOAP::WSDL or XML::Compile::SOAP for more modern takes on the protocol
soap humour [is] := http://wanderingbarque.com/nonintersecting/2006/11/15/the-s-stands-for-simple/ ; http://cafe.elharo.com/web/rest-vs-soap-a-parable/ .
socket [is] := networking constants and support functions - https://metacpan.org/pod/Socket
socks [is] := SOCKS is an Internet protocol that allows client-server applications to transparently use the services of a network firewall. SOCKS is an abbreviation for "SOCKetS"
soco [is] := "See CRAN"
software wars [is] := http://mshiltonj.com/software_wars/
SOL [is] := Shit Outa Luck
solaris [is] := use perlgcc, install Sun Studio, or use a perl from sunfreeware
macro some1 [is] := [fact u [arg]]
Somni [is] := Somni is techincally correct - rules lawyer for the win!
Somni: Can you teach that 'this channel [is] := for helping Perl...' to?
SOP [is] := Standard Operating Procedure
Sorry, [is] := frogbot, shti
Sorry, a run-time error occurred. Please fix me! I'm broken. [is] := woo
Sorry, I don't understand. Try asking me for help! [is] :=
Sorry, I mean: On C I would create my own analysis functions. They seek a pattern 'char by char '. And the logic of the program 'know' what comes after 'href = ' [is] := a link (Example: '<a href="http://www.w3schools.com"> Visit W3Schools </ a> ').
Sorry, no more output [is] := more
Sorry, search term too short. [is] := frogbot: urban
sort [is] := A Fresh Look at Efficient Perl Sorting: http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html
sort a hash [is] := You can't sort a hash, but you can sort its keys according to their values: sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash
macro sort me [is] := <8ball Ravenclaw,Hufflepuff,Ravenclaw,Hufflepuff,Slitherin,Ravenclaw,Hufflepuff,Ravenclaw,Hufflepuff,Slitherin, or Griffindor>
sorthash [is] := sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;
macro sound off [is] := <eval [$^V, log(~0+1)/log(2)]>
source [is] := check out my insides http://github.com/perlbot/perlbuut/ . If you're after an eval server look at App::EvalServer on CPAN | Perl's source code can be found at https://github.com/Perl/perl5 | If you want to add a file to eval send a PR to http://github.com/perlbot/perlbot-jail/
SPA [is] := http://www.savagechickens.com/2013/09/try-harder.html
spacecraft [is] := Reentry is hot, not from friction, but from a heat-pump-like effect, caused by the craft compressing the air in front of it.
spaceship [is] :=
Sparta [is] := THIS IS SPARTA!
Sparts [is] := SPARTA!
speak-Albanian [is] := PÃ«r fat tÃ« keq nuk ka njeri qÃ« flet shqip ne kete moment.
speak-Bulgarian [is] := Ð�Ð° Ñ�Ñ�Ð¶Ð°Ð»ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ðµ Ð½Ðµ Ðµ Ñ�Ð¾Ð·Ð¸, ÐºÐ¾Ð¹Ñ�Ð¾ Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾Ñ�Ð¸ Ð±Ñ�Ð»Ð³Ð°Ñ�Ñ�ÐºÐ¸ ÐµÐ·Ð¸Ðº Ð² Ð¼Ð¾Ð¼ÐµÐ½Ñ�Ð°.
speak-Catalan [is] := Malauradament, no hi ha un que parla catalÃ en l'actualitat.
speak-Chinese [is] := ä¸�å¹¸ç��æ�¯æ²¡æ��ä¸�ä¸ªè¯´ä¸æ��ï¼�ç�®å��ã��è¯·å°�è¯� #perl.tw
speak-Croatian [is] := NaÅ¾alost, nema nikoga da govori hrvatski trenutno.
speak-Danish [is] := DesvÃ¦rre er der ingen, der taler dansk i Ã¸jeblikket.
speak-Dutch [is] := Helaas is er geen een die Nederlands spreekt op dit moment.
speak-English [is] := Unfortunately there is no one that speaks English currently.
speak-Estonian [is] := Kahjuks puudub Ã¼ks, mis rÃ¤Ã¤gib Eesti praegu.
speak-Filipino [is] := Sa kasamaang palad ay walang isa na nagsasalita ng Filipino sa kasalukuyan.
speak-Finnish [is] := Valitettavasti ei ole joka puhuu suomea hetkellÃ¤.
speak-French [is] := Malheureusement il n'y a personne qui parle franÃ§ais actuellement. S'il vous plaÃ®t essayez #perlfr
speak-Galician [is] := Desafortunadamente, non hai un que fala galego na actualidade.
speak-German [is] := Leider gibt es niemanden, der Deutsch spricht derzeit.
speak-Greek [is] := Î�Ï�Ï�Ï�Ï�Ï�Ï�Ï� Î´ÎµÎ½ Ï�Ï�Î¬Ï�Ï�ÎµÎ¹ ÎºÎ±Î½ÎµÎ¯Ï� Ï�Î¿Ï� Î¼Î¹Î»Î¬ÎµÎ¹ ÎµÎ»Î»Î·Î½Î¹ÎºÎ¬ Ï�Î®Î¼ÎµÏ�Î±.
speak-Hebrew [is] := ×�×�×¨×�×� ×�×¦×¢×

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