Are Tappables Lootboxes?A representative takes a stand

A representative from our cult corporation has spoken out against recent criticism of our Tappable system

"Similar to the iconic chocolate eggs, our tappable system do not have any connection to gambling. In addition, your slandering of them as unethical "loot boxes" is rather outrageous. Here at our corporation, we consider them to be more... wonder mechanics and these are actually quite ethical and quite fun, quite enjoyable to people"

- Anonymous representative from the EA nonexistent corporation I made up for fun