"So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo?"

"It's just a write off for them."

"How is it a write off?"

"They just write it off."

"Write it off what?"

"Jerry, all these big companies they write off everything."

"You don't even know what a write off is."

"Do you?"

"No. I don't."

"But they do. And they are the ones writing it off."